Lady Veteran's Boyfriend Lost 350 Pounds.

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

He broke up with the Blobster!

Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!

--
Sir Gregory

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On Fri, 7 Jun 2013 14:28:29 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ put forth
the notion that:

>
> He broke up with the Blobster!
>
> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!

Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?

--
Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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all rights reserved


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On Jun 7, 2:28 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <gregh...@home.fåke>
wrote:

> He broke up with the Blobster!
>
> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>

Hey dumbass, while we on one the subject of used up stale fat jokes
he’s one for you.

Do you know how to lose 20lbs of unwanted fat?

Cut off your fucking head. Bwahahahahahahahaha.

Ragnar

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·]

"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message news:XnsA1E294...@208.90.168.18...
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth:

>>>
>>> He broke up with the Blobster!
>>>
>>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>>
>> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
>

> *giggle!*
>
> checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
>
> we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
> britches.

I don't know where you've been lately, Shiny, but I sure wish you
go straight back there.

--
Sir Gregory

[Funny Girl]

"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA1E294...@208.90.168.18...
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:6kqafk.h66.17.1
> @news.alt.net:

>
>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by
>> Checkmate!
>>

>> On Fri, 7 Jun 2013 14:28:29 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq put forth

>> the notion that:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> He broke up with the Blobster!
>>>
>>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>>
>> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
>>
>

> *giggle!*
>
> checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
>
> we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
> britches.
>

> --
> @}`-,-- *with bells & motley and a tinfoil tiara, G.N.O.M.E #1*

Hahahaa! You still have it too, shiny!

[Funny Girl]

" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in message
news:6lkaoq....@news.alt.net...
> "shiny" <a@b.> wrote in message news:XnsA1E294...@208.90.168.18...

Ahhh, you can cry on my shoulder. <goes to get the heavy towels> LOL

[Lady Veteran]

On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:33 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.ç> wrote:

>Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:6kqafk.h66.17.1
>@news.alt.net:
>

>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>by
>> Checkmate!
>>

>> On Fri, 7 Jun 2013 14:28:29 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth

>> the notion that:
>>
>>
>>>
>>> He broke up with the Blobster!
>>>
>>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>>
>> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
>>
>

>*giggle!*
>
>checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
>
>we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
>britches.

And why should he give up the frilly he is already wearing?

LV

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--------------------------------------------

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If you are a racist, fat-basher, bible thumper
or reTHUGlican,you would do well to avoid me at
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[Lady Veteran]

On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:14:23 -0500, "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh>
wrote:

>
>"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in message news:XnsA1E294...@208.90.168.18...

That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.

[Lady Veteran]

On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:15:28 -0500, "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh>

wrote:

>
>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote in message
>news:6lkaoq....@news.alt.net...
>> "shiny" <a@b.> wrote in message news:XnsA1E294...@208.90.168.18...
>>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote:
>>>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq put forth:
>>>>>
>>>>> He broke up with the Blobster!
>>>>>
>>>>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>>>>
>>>> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
>>>
>>> *giggle!*
>>>
>>> checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
>>>
>>> we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
>>> britches.
>>
>> I don't know where you've been lately, Shiny, but I sure wish you
>> go straight back there.
>>
>> --
>> Sir Gregory
>
>Ahhh, you can cry on my shoulder. <goes to get the heavy towels> LOL
>
>
>

Don't-you will drown in those crocodile tears.

[Checkmate]

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On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:54 -0500, Lady Veteran put forth the notion

that:


>
> On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:33 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.ç> wrote:
>
> >Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:6kqafk.h66.17.1
> >@news.alt.net:
> >
> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> >by
> >> Checkmate!
> >>
> >> On Fri, 7 Jun 2013 14:28:29 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
> >> the notion that:
> >>
> >>
> >>>
> >>> He broke up with the Blobster!
> >>>
> >>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
> >>
> >> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
> >>
> >
> >*giggle!*
> >
> >checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
> >
> >we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
> >britches.
>
> And why should he give up the frilly he is already wearing?
>
> LV

Because he shit his own pants?

--
Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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and this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdyBYSuqQBQ&feature=youtu.be

[Funny Girl]

"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:15:28 -0500, "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh>
> wrote:
>
>>
>>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq" <greghall@home.f�ke> wrote:

>>> I don't know where you've been lately, Shiny, but I sure wish you
>>> go straight back there.
>>>
>>> --
>>> Sir Gregory
>>
>>Ahhh, you can cry on my shoulder. <goes to get the heavy towels> LOL
>>
>>
>>
> Don't-you will drown in those crocodile tears.
>
> LV

LOL! I have a special "Usenet ScubaGear" for occasions like this! ;-)

[Funny Girl]

"Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 20:14:23 -0500, "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh>
> wrote:
>
>>

>>"shiny" <a@b.�> wrote in message news:XnsA1E294...@208.90.168.18...

>>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:6kqafk.h66.17.1
>>> @news.alt.net:
>>>
>>>> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>>> by
>>>> Checkmate!
>>>>
>>>> On Fri, 7 Jun 2013 14:28:29 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq put forth
>>>> the notion that:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> He broke up with the Blobster!
>>>>>
>>>>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>>>>
>>>> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
>>>>
>>>
>>> *giggle!*
>>>
>>> checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
>>>
>>> we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
>>> britches.
>>>
>>> --
>>> @}`-,-- *with bells & motley and a tinfoil tiara, G.N.O.M.E #1*
>>
>>Hahahaa! You still have it too, shiny!
>>
>>
>>
>>
> That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.
>
> LV

Yes Mam! <rofl> That will not keep them from trying though. . .

[Funny Girl]

"Gary Burnore" <gbur...@panix.com> wrote:
>>
> Dog.


We all know that you are a dog, and a creep to boot!

[Funny Girl]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
news:6llcjh....@news.alt.net...

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 21:10:54 -0500, Lady Veteran put forth the notion
> that:
>
>
>>
>> On Mon, 17 Jun 2013 18:34:33 +0000 (UTC), shiny <a@b.ç> wrote:
>>
>> >Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in news:6kqafk.h66.17.1
>> >@news.alt.net:
>> >
>> >> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> >by
>> >> Checkmate!
>> >>
>> >> On Fri, 7 Jun 2013 14:28:29 -0400, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· put forth
>> >> the notion that:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>>
>> >>> He broke up with the Blobster!
>> >>>
>> >>> Bwahahahhahhahahahahhahahhahahahahahahah!
>> >>
>> >> Is he going with you now, you heartless home wrecker?
>> >>
>> >
>> >*giggle!*
>> >
>> >checky still gots it. nellie never had it.
>> >
>> >we should send him a pair of lv's pants, so he can claim he got in her
>> >britches.
>>
>> And why should he give up the frilly he is already wearing?
>>
>> LV
>
> Because he shit his own pants?

E-w-w-w-w!

[Sir Gregory Hall, Esq�]

"Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh> wrote in
message news:6ln4ev....@news.alt.net...
> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:

[trim]

>>>
>> That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.
>

> Yes Mam! <rofl> That will not keep them from trying though. . .

Hint: She really means she only dates other Negroids.

--
Sir Gregory

[Snidely Whiplash·]

"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in
message news:XnsA1E8B4...@208.90.168.18...
>" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in
> news:6ln6pa....@news.alt.net:

> i don't believe that you speak for lv, girly-boi. i'm pretty certain that
> she is not the antiquated bigot that ye are.

Sir Gregory has been knighted by the Queen and is practically
royalty, himself. So who are YOU to call him names? Why, you're
just an example of that serfdom rabble.

--
SW

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On Mon, 24 Jun 2013 13:56:08 -0400, Snidely Whiplash· put forth the
notion that:


>

Hi, Greg. Can you spot the obvious "tell" in that little missive? Why,
it's right in front of your eyes...

--
Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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I'm Checkmate, and I approve this message...
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and this one:
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[Snidely Whiplash·]

"shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in
message news:XnsA1EFC6...@208.90.168.18...
> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> news:6m7k10....@news.alt.net:
>> Snidely Whiplash· <greghall@home.fåke> put forth the

>> notion that:
>>> "shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in
>>> message news:XnsA1E8B4...@208.90.168.18...
>>> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in
>>> > news:6ln6pa....@news.alt.net:
>>> >> "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh> wrote in
>>> >> message news:6ln4ev....@news.alt.net...
>>> >>> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>> >>
>>> >> [trim]
>>> >>
>>> >>>> That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.
>>> >>>
>>> >>> Yes Mam! <rofl> That will not keep them from trying though. . .
>>> >>
>>> >> Hint: She really means she only dates other Negroids.
>>> >
>>> > i don't believe that you speak for lv, girly-boi. i'm pretty
>>> > certain that she is not the antiquated bigot that ye are.
>>>
>>> Sir Gregory has been knighted by the Queen and is practically
>>> royalty, himself. So who are YOU to call him names? Why, you're
>>> just an example of that serfdom rabble.
>>
>> Hi, Greg. Can you spot the obvious "tell" in that little missive?
>> Why, it's right in front of your eyes...
>

> *giggle!*. let's leave him guessing....
>
> but ima not the serfdom rabble, i'm the troll parade.

Both you and Checkmate are equally vapid, it seems.

Are you two blind as well in that you can't see the following
in the headers: Snidely Whiplash· <greghall@home.fåke>

DUH!

--
SW
"Curses, foiled again!"

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On Sun, 30 Jun 2013 19:42:47 -0400, Snidely Whiplashￜ put forth the
notion that:


>
> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in

> message news:XnsA1EFC6...@208.90.168.18...
> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
> > news:6m7k10....@news.alt.net:

> >> Snidely Whiplashￜ <greghall@home.fￜke> put forth the
> >> notion that:
> >>> "shiny" <a@b.ￜ> wrote in
> >>> message news:XnsA1E8B4...@208.90.168.18...
> >>> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esqￜ" <greghall@home.fￜke> wrote in

> >>> > news:6ln6pa....@news.alt.net:
> >>> >> "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh> wrote in
> >>> >> message news:6ln4ev....@news.alt.net...
> >>> >>> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
> >>> >>
> >>> >> [trim]
> >>> >>
> >>> >>>> That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.
> >>> >>>
> >>> >>> Yes Mam! <rofl> That will not keep them from trying though. . .
> >>> >>
> >>> >> Hint: She really means she only dates other Negroids.
> >>> >
> >>> > i don't believe that you speak for lv, girly-boi. i'm pretty
> >>> > certain that she is not the antiquated bigot that ye are.
> >>>
> >>> Sir Gregory has been knighted by the Queen and is practically
> >>> royalty, himself. So who are YOU to call him names? Why, you're
> >>> just an example of that serfdom rabble.
> >>
> >> Hi, Greg. Can you spot the obvious "tell" in that little missive?
> >> Why, it's right in front of your eyes...
> >
> > *giggle!*. let's leave him guessing....
> >
> > but ima not the serfdom rabble, i'm the troll parade.
>
> Both you and Checkmate are equally vapid, it seems.
>
> Are you two blind as well in that you can't see the following

> in the headers: Snidely Whiplashￜ <greghall@home.fￜke>
>
> DUH!

Didn't even need to check the headers. You stick out like a turd in a
punchbowl.

--
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AUK Hammer of Thor award, Feb. 2012
co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001

Copyright ￜ 2013

[%]

Checkmate wrote:
> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
> by Checkmate!
>

> On Sun, 30 Jun 2013 19:42:47 -0400, Snidely Whiplash· put forth the
> notion that:
>
>
>>
>> "shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in

>> message news:XnsA1EFC6...@208.90.168.18...
>>> Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>>> news:6m7k10....@news.alt.net:

>>>> Snidely Whiplash· <greghall@home.fåke> put forth the
>>>> notion that:
>>>>> "shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in
>>>>> message news:XnsA1E8B4...@208.90.168.18...
>>>>>> " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in

>>>>>> news:6ln6pa....@news.alt.net:
>>>>>>> "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh> wrote in
>>>>>>> message news:6ln4ev....@news.alt.net...
>>>>>>>> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> [trim]
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Yes Mam! <rofl> That will not keep them from trying though.
>>>>>>>> . .
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Hint: She really means she only dates other Negroids.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> i don't believe that you speak for lv, girly-boi. i'm pretty
>>>>>> certain that she is not the antiquated bigot that ye are.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sir Gregory has been knighted by the Queen and is practically
>>>>> royalty, himself. So who are YOU to call him names? Why, you're
>>>>> just an example of that serfdom rabble.
>>>>
>>>> Hi, Greg. Can you spot the obvious "tell" in that little missive?
>>>> Why, it's right in front of your eyes...
>>>
>>> *giggle!*. let's leave him guessing....
>>>
>>> but ima not the serfdom rabble, i'm the troll parade.
>>
>> Both you and Checkmate are equally vapid, it seems.
>>
>> Are you two blind as well in that you can't see the following

>> in the headers: Snidely Whiplash· <greghall@home.fåke>

>>
>> DUH!
>
> Didn't even need to check the headers. You stick out like a turd in a
> punchbowl.

you can save the punch with cheese cloth

[Snidely Whiplash·]

"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
message news:6mn5tp....@news.alt.net...
> Snidely Whiplash· put forth the notion that:
>>> "shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in

>> message news:XnsA1EFC6...@208.90.168.18...
>> > Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in
>> > news:6m7k10....@news.alt.net:

>> >> Snidely Whiplash· <greghall@home.fåke> put forth the
>> >> notion that:
>> >>> "shiny" <a@b.ç> wrote in
>> >>> message news:XnsA1E8B4...@208.90.168.18...
>> >>> >" Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·" <greghall@home.fåke> wrote in

>> >>> > news:6ln6pa....@news.alt.net:
>> >>> >> "Funny Girl" <Fu...@hah.laugh> wrote in
>> >>> >> message news:6ln4ev....@news.alt.net...
>> >>> >>> "Lady Veteran" <arm...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> [trim]
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >>>> That is the closest he will get. I only date my own species.
>> >>> >>>
>> >>> >>> Yes Mam! <rofl> That will not keep them from trying though. . .
>> >>> >>
>> >>> >> Hint: She really means she only dates other Negroids.
>> >>> >
>> >>> > i don't believe that you speak for lv, girly-boi. i'm pretty
>> >>> > certain that she is not the antiquated bigot that ye are.
>> >>>
>> >>> Sir Gregory has been knighted by the Queen and is practically
>> >>> royalty, himself. So who are YOU to call him names? Why, you're
>> >>> just an example of that serfdom rabble.
>> >>
>> >> Hi, Greg. Can you spot the obvious "tell" in that little missive?
>> >> Why, it's right in front of your eyes...
>> >
>> > *giggle!*. let's leave him guessing....
>> >
>> > but ima not the serfdom rabble, i'm the troll parade.
>>
>> Both you and Checkmate are equally vapid, it seems.
>>
>> Are you two blind as well in that you can't see the following

>> in the headers: Snidely Whiplash· <greghall@home.fåke>

>>
>> DUH!
>
> Didn't even need to check the headers. You stick out like a turd in a
> punchbowl.

So how come you've failed to identify TWO contemporary socks
of mine?

Freaking know-it-all who knows nothing!

--
SW
"Hey! That's *my* line!"

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On Sun, 30 Jun 2013 20:08:12 -0400, Snidely Whiplash· put forth the

Identifying all your gay socks isn't my mission in life, Gweggles.

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Checkmate
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
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