> I used to include fat people in my social gatherings a lot more
>than I do now. What I have learned is that if it is the type of
>gathering where you have hors-d'oeuvres or a buffet table DO NOT
>include the fat people because they will eat up far more than their
>share of the vittles. You must order double ot triple to have enough
>to go around.
>
> Josephine Fina
>
>
>
Josie,
I sincerely doubt that any self-respecting person (fat or skinny)
wants to be seen with an idiot who gets "her" jollies putting people
down. Stay out of SSFA until you grow a brain.
LV
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Isn't that what you blobettes do all the time? Put people down
for being skinny?
“More than their share of the VITTLES”.
So where do you usually host your hootenannies, out buy the ceement
pond?
Ragnar
Get a life.
> 2. You don't think of citrus when people mention "The Oranges".
> 3. You know that it's called Great Adventure, not Six Flags.
> 4. You've ordered a hard roll with butter for breakfast.
> 5. You've known the way to Seaside Heights since you were seven.
> 6. You've eaten at a diner, when you were stoned or drunk, at 3 a.m.
> 7. You remember that the "Two Guys" were from Harrison.
> 8. You know that the state isn't one big oil refinery.
> 9. At least three people in your family still love Bruce Springsteen
> and you know what town Jon Bon Jovi is from.
> 10. You know what a "jug handle" is.
> 11. You know that a WaWa is a convenience store.
> 12. You know that the state isn't all farmland.
> 13. You know that there are no "beaches" in New Jersey - there's "The
> Shore", and you know that the road to the shore is "The Parkway", not
> he "Garden State Highway".
> 14. You know that "Piney" isn't referring to a tree.
> 15. Even your school cafeteria made good Italian subs. And you call
> it
> a "Sub" not a "submarine sandwich" or worse yet, a "hoagie" or a
> "hero".
> 16. You remember the song from the Palisades Park commercials.
> 17. You know how to properly negotiate a Circle.
> 18. You knew that the last question had to do with driving.
> 19. You know that this is the only "New..." state that doesn't
> require
> "New" to identify it (like, try...Mexico, ...York, ...Hampshire -
> doesn't work, does it?)
> 20. You only go to New York City for day trips, and you only call it
> "The City".
> 21. You know that a "White Castle" is the name of BOTH a fast food
> chain
> AND a fast food sandwich.
> 22. You consider a corned beef sandwich with lettuce and mayo a
> sacrilege.
> 23. In the 80's, you wore your hair REALLY high.
> 24. You don't think "What exit" is very funny.
> 25. You know that the first "strip shopping center" in the country is
> Route.
> 26. You know that people from 609 area code are "a little different".
> 27. You know that no respectable New Jerseyan goes to Princeton -
> that's
> for out-of-staters.
> 28. The Jets-Giants game has started fights at your school or local
> bar.
> 29. You live within 20 minutes of at least three different malls.
> 30. You can see the Manhattan skyline from some part of your town.
> 31. You refer to all highways and interstates by their numbers.
> 32. Every year, you had a least one kid in your class named Tony.
> 33. You know where every "clip" shown in the Sopranos opening credits
> is.
> 34. You've gotten on the wrong highway trying to get out of the
> Willowbrook
> Mall.
> 35. You've been to at least one mall in Paramus.
> 36. You know that people from North Jersey go to Seaside Heights, and
> people from South Jersey go to Wildwood. It can't be the other way
> around.
> 37. You were not raised in New Jersey. You were raised in either
> North
> Jersey, Central Jersey or South Jersey.
> 38. You don't consider Newark or Camden to actually be part of the
> state.
> 39. You remember the stores Korvette's, Rickel's, Channel, Bamburger's
> and Orbach's.
> 40. You've eaten a Boardwalk cheesteak with vinegar fries.
> 41. You start planning for Memorial Day weekend in February.
> Andfinally...
> 42. You've never pumped your own gas.-
Pretty good, most of these are true.
Ragnar