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>
> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> news:ka630j$hvi$2...@dont-email.me...
> > news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· <greghall@home.fåke>:
> >>"Sn!pe" <sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>news:1kuwnj9.c9g7ia19zumdrN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk...
> >>> Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· <greghall@home.fÂke> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> >> Blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone.
> >>>> >
> >>>> > Malheureusement je ne parle pas Francais.
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>> It's "le Français," dummy!
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> I think you'll find that's "the French (person)" rather the language.
> >>> I could well be wrong, though, it's a very long time since they tried
> >>> to push French into my head, hence: "Malheureusement je ne parle
> >>> pas Francais."
> >>>
> >>> Nice cédille, by the way; well done, Squire, your erudition is an
> >>> example to us all.
> >>
> >>Thanks, kind sir!
> >>
> >>When talking about the language it is definitely proper to
> >>type "le français."
> >>
> >>It is confusing, however, because they say, "Parlez vous Français?"
> >>which is like saying in English, "Do you speak English?" But, for some
> >>obscure reason, they like to say, "I do not speak the French (language)."
> >>
> >>I suppose the silent "language" has everything to do with it as in "Do
> >>you speak the (French) language?"
> >
> >
> > You're so full of shit yer eyes look like mud.
> >
> > Google Translate
> >
> > http://translate.google.com/#en/fr/
> >
> > "I don't speak French" = Je ne parle pas francais
>
>
> LOL. You're actually going to take a Google translation and attempt to say *I*
> am incorrect. OMG! Talk about a dumbass! Google translated it incorrectly.
>
> I don't speak French translates to "Je ne parle pas le français." French
> 101.
>
> http://blogs.iesabroad.org/tabby-tice/je-ne-parle-pas-le-francaisuh-oh/
>
> I've studied the language. You have not so STFU already.

The only French you know is salad-tossing.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Unlike you, I am no fellatio expert. Fellatio is French, isn't it?

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I have no idea. You're the expert on All Things Gay.

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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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Fellatio's not necessarily gay.

Just ask Dr. Kensington. I've heard she got tenured at a young age
because of her expertise thereof. ;-)

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On 11/12/2012 4:43 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
> Just ask Dr. Kensington. I've heard she got tenured at a young age
> because of her expertise thereof. ;-)

Why, you low-down, scurrilous lying sack of -- !

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Dec 11, 2012, 5:13:32 PM12/11/12
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I have no doubts that Kensi could make your ears pop.

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Dec 11, 2012, 5:32:59 PM12/11/12
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oh so that's why he knows all about you

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First, check out what Sn!pe said:


>
> kensi <kensi_ke...@zoonoses.invalid> wrote:
>
> > On 11/12/2012 4:43 PM, Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
> > > Just ask Dr. Kensington. I've heard she got tenured at a young age
> > > because of her expertise thereof. ;-)
> >
> > Why, you low-down, scurrilous lying sack of -- !
> >
>
> Credentials, "Dr. Kensington"?

She left them in her other pants.
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On Dec 11, 4:40 pm, Checkmate <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote:
> Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what    Sir Gregory Hall, Esq said:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > "Checkmate" <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote in message
> >news:664neu....@news.alt.net...
> > > Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > > Checkmate!
>
> > > First, check out what    Sir Gregory Hall, Esq said:
>
> > >> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> > >>news:ka630j$hvi$2...@dont-email.me...
> > >> > news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esq <gregh...@home.f ke>:
> > >> >>"Sn!pe" <sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> > >> >>news:1kuwnj9.c9g7ia19zumdrN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk...
> > >> >>>   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq <gregh...@home.f ke> wrote:
>
> > >> >>>> >> Blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone.
>
> > >> >>>> > Malheureusement je ne parle pas Francais.
>
> > >> >>>> It's  "le Fran ais," dummy!
>
> > >> >>> I think you'll find that's "the French (person)" rather the language.
> > >> >>> I could well be wrong, though, it's a very long time since they tried
> > >> >>> to push French into my head, hence: "Malheureusement je ne parle
> > >> >>> pas Francais."
>
> > >> >>> Nice c dille, by the way; well done, Squire, your erudition is an
> > >> >>> example to us all.
>
> > >> >>Thanks, kind sir!
>
> > >> >>When talking about the language it is definitely proper to
> > >> >>type "le fran ais."
>
> > >> >>It is confusing, however, because they say, "Parlez vous Fran ais?"
> > >> >>which is like saying in English, "Do you speak English?" But, for some
> > >> >>obscure reason, they like to say, "I do not speak the French (language)."
>
> > >> >>I suppose the silent "language" has everything to do with it as in "Do
> > >> >>you speak the (French) language?"
>
> > >> > You're so full of shit yer eyes look like mud.
>
> > >> > Google Translate
>
> > >> >http://translate.google.com/#en/fr/
>
> > >> > "I don't speak French"  = Je ne parle pas francais
>
> > >> LOL. You're actually going to take a Google translation and attempt to say
> > >> *I*
> > >> am incorrect. OMG! Talk about a dumbass! Google translated it incorrectly.
>
> > >> I don't speak French translates to "Je ne parle pas le fran ais."   French
> > >> 101.
>
> > >>http://blogs.iesabroad.org/tabby-tice/je-ne-parle-pas-le-francaisuh-oh/
>
> > >> I've studied the language. You have not so STFU already.
>
> > > The only French you know is salad-tossing.
>
> > Unlike you, I am no fellatio expert. Fellatio is French, isn't it?
>
> I have no idea.  You're the expert on All Things Gay.

Why are awl married men gay?

Ragnar

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Dec 12, 2012, 2:22:51 PM12/12/12
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On Dec 11, 4:15 pm, " Sir Gregory Hall, Esq " <gregh...@home.f ke>
wrote:
> "Checkmate" <LunaticFri...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>
> news:664neu....@news.alt.net...
>
>
>
>
>
> > Warning!  Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> > Checkmate!
>
> > First, check out what    Sir Gregory Hall, Esq said:
>
> >> "Bit Rot" <bit...@aukhistory.org> wrote in message
> >>news:ka630j$hvi$2...@dont-email.me...
> >> > news from Sir Gregory Hall, Esq <gregh...@home.f ke>:
> >> >>"Sn!pe" <sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >> >>news:1kuwnj9.c9g7ia19zumdrN%sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk...
> >> >>>   Sir Gregory Hall, Esq <gregh...@home.f ke> wrote:
>
> >> >>>> >> Blessent mon coeur d'une langueur monotone.
>
> >> >>>> > Malheureusement je ne parle pas Francais.
>
> >> >>>> It's  "le Fran ais," dummy!
>
> >> >>> I think you'll find that's "the French (person)" rather the language.
> >> >>> I could well be wrong, though, it's a very long time since they tried
> >> >>> to push French into my head, hence: "Malheureusement je ne parle
> >> >>> pas Francais."
>
> >> >>> Nice c dille, by the way; well done, Squire, your erudition is an
> >> >>> example to us all.
>
> >> >>Thanks, kind sir!
>
> >> >>When talking about the language it is definitely proper to
> >> >>type "le fran ais."
>
> >> >>It is confusing, however, because they say, "Parlez vous Fran ais?"
> >> >>which is like saying in English, "Do you speak English?" But, for some
> >> >>obscure reason, they like to say, "I do not speak the French (language)."
>
> >> >>I suppose the silent "language" has everything to do with it as in "Do
> >> >>you speak the (French) language?"
>
> >> > You're so full of shit yer eyes look like mud.
>
> >> > Google Translate
>
> >> >http://translate.google.com/#en/fr/
>
> >> > "I don't speak French"  = Je ne parle pas francais
>
> >> LOL. You're actually going to take a Google translation and attempt to say
> >> *I*
> >> am incorrect. OMG! Talk about a dumbass! Google translated it incorrectly.
>
> >> I don't speak French translates to "Je ne parle pas le fran ais."   French
> >> 101.
>
> >>http://blogs.iesabroad.org/tabby-tice/je-ne-parle-pas-le-francaisuh-oh/
>
> >> I've studied the language. You have not so STFU already.
>
> > The only French you know is salad-tossing.
>
> Unlike you, I am no fellatio expert. Fellatio is French, isn't it?
>
I think it might be Italian. Speaking of Italian I hear that you
shouldn't use hot Italian sausage as a substitute for a proper butt
plug.

That's just some advice I thought you or your boyfriend might find
useful. So don't say I've never been nice to you.

Ragnar

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Dec 12, 2012, 2:37:42 PM12/12/12
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he has no choice that exactly what his fingers look like

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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Hey persent, are you Italian?


Checkmate

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Dec 12, 2012, 3:07:20 PM12/12/12
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I doubt it. I think he just likes hard salami.

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Sir Gregory Hall, Esq· wrote:
no

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does anyone know what he's saying here i don't speak old

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Aw, shucks, you Texas brush popper!


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no i'm not a texican either

Ragnar

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On Dec 12, 3:23 pm, "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Checkmate wrote:
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> >> "%" <pers...@gmail.com> wrote in message
HE SAID, HE THINKS YOU LIKE HARD SALAMI.

Don't know exactly what the problem is, it was pretty clear to me. But
then again who the fuck am I? I'm just the guy that spanks Gweggies
ass all over this group............

Ragnar

Sir Gregory Hall, Esq·

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"Ragnar" <rapier...@live.com> wrote in message
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//
// Don't know exactly what the problem is, it was pretty clear to me.
// But then again who the fuck am I? I'm just the guy that spunks
// Gweggies ass all over this group............


You wish, FAGGOT. I don't want your spunk anywhere NEAR me.

Stick with your old BF, Checkmate.

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"Sn!pe" <sn...@spambin.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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>% <per...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> [...]
> JFTR I confirmed yesterday evening with a *genuine* Frenchman that the
> correct construction is "Malheureusement, je ne parle pas Francais."


WRONG! It should be "le français." No caps because it really needs to
translate to, "Too bad, I don't speak the (FRENCH) language." You might be
getting your information from a dummy.

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Sir Gregory


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