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OBESE AND ASTROLOGY, Why we are fat and what part of the chart is to be blamed for it...

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Jan 4, 2010, 2:45:50 AM1/4/10
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A recent study showed that women get the shape of an apple and that we
have 18 centimeters more (horizontally:) than our grandmothers had. In
about 50 years the bodies of women will have the same shape as that of men
(from behind). I think Ceres (see picture below) can be blamed for that. I
bet she did not have 88-58-88!

Ceres � symbol of nutrition - has evolved from asteroid to dwarf planet.
At the same time, people are growning and governments are more and more
aware of it. Today it was published that (in the UK) schools will warn the
parents when their children have extreme overweight (due to too many
pizza's)!

LET US BLAME OUR CHART... The birth chart shows your talent for growing by
eating. And the birth chart gives you the keys to stop growing, too. But
let's first blame our chart for the weight that we already have. Let us
blame Venus, Jupiter, the Moon and the Ascendant and let us prove it!
There are enough examples. And on the bottom of this post there is an
advice that will motivate all star signs in their own way. !

Blame VENUS, for all the nice and sweet things in the world
The planet Venus makes things pretty, nice and sweet. Do you love sweet
things too much? You might have a conflict with Venus in that case. Venus
is also the planet of love and affection. And if you need love and
affection, but you don't get it, there is an easy way to sooth the desire
with sugar. A conflict between Venus and Jupiter points at too much sugar.
And when Venus is afflicting the Ascendant, you not only look 'too sweet'
but you also use to much sweetness or make-up. Examples? !

Elvis Presley with Venus quintile Jupiter ruler 1
Roseanne Barr with Venus in Sagittarius inconjunct Jupiter in Taurus
Theodore Roosevelt with Venus in Sagittarius opposition Jupiter in Gemini
(conjunct Ascendant)
Pope John Paul 23rd with Venus in Taurus square Jupiter in Leo


It is OK to be fond of nice and sweet tasting things, but when it gets
fat...That is when Jupiter comes around.

Blame it on JUPITER, the one that makes you fat
Jupiter is the symbol of everything that is great, big and fat. That is
because Jupiter is the biggest planet in our solar system. Astrology
sometimes has simple messages:) Jupiter rules fat, progress and fortune.
In many cultures, up till today, being fat is a good sign. This is
especially so when Jupiter is in gluttonous sign like Pisces or Cancer.
There is a slight chance that being fat won't harm you. In that case there
is no affliction, just an aspect. Or should it be more easy to gain
weight? Do you want examples?

Orson Welles with Jupiter on top, square Ascendant
Pavarotti's Jupiter in Scorpio square Ascendant Leo.
Oliver Hardy's Jupiter in the first house in Pisces, opposition Moon.
Peter Ustinov: Sun sesquisquare Jupiter, Moon in Leo square Venus,
Ascendant Cancer
Prince William-Alexander of the Netherlands has Moon in Sagittarius,
biquintile Jupiter in Cancer and opposition Venus, with a Scorpio
Ascendant
His grandmother Queen Wilhelmina had Moon in Cancer square Jupiter in the
first house and ASC Pisces (and she was small and round)
Sarah Fergusson: Jupiter in the first house square Venus, ASC Scorpio,
Moon in Aries inconjunct Venus and trine Jupiter (had weight problems)

Blame it on the MOON for greed and habits
You don't get fat just like that. You have to work for it. And the
activity it takes is: eating, a lot of eating! Do you like sweet food
(Moon-Venus) or do you like to eat a lot (Moon-Jupiter) or do you have a
problem with food (Moon-Pluto)? Do you have the Moon in a sign that makes
you round (Cancer or Pisces) or large (Leo or Sagittarius)? It might be
that your Moon is excessive (Scorpio) or the Moon is in a sign that like
to have a kitchen filled with food (Taurus)? If any part of the chart can
be blamed, it is the Moon! Examples:

Pavarotti: Moon in Aries biquintile Venus for a creative need for beauty,
and sweetness
Alfred Hitchcock had Sun quintile Jupiter and Ascendant Pisces (just like
me:(, AND Moon in Scorpio square Venus
Oliver Hardy: Moon opposite Jupiter
Peter Ustinov: Moon Leo square Venus
Oprah Winfrey: Moon Sagittarius opposite Jupiter

For more about the Moon, food and diets, see the article on my site
Astromarkt...

Have you got the ASCENDANT in the right rising sign?
You cannot help it when you have an ascendant that makes you fat. Blame
your ascendant Pisces, Cancer, Sagittarius or Leo if you like to show off
your wealth (Leo), feed yourself (Cancer, let yourself go (Pisces) or
simply grow (Sagittarius). Especially when Saturn does not help you at
all!

Hitchcock, Hardy and Queen Wilhelmina have an Ascendant Pisces
Pavarotti has an Ascendant Leo and Ustinov Ascendant Cancer
Sarah Fergusson*) and William-Alexander have a fanatic Scorpio Ascendant
(so they can also slim to the edge!)


AND IS IT COINCIDENCE THAT AN EXTRA SYMBOL OF NUTRITION, CERES, HAS BECOME
MORE IMPORTANT IN THE LAST YEARS?
Ceres, the dwarf planet is the symbol of nutrition. Ceres is close to the
Ascendant of Oliver Hardy, opposite Venus in the chart of Roseanne Barr
and Elvis Plresley and on top of the chart of Churchill. So Ceres was
active all along, but now she is being taken serious!

CONCLUSION
It takes an accumulation (...) of indications in your chart to grow real
fat. And it is not just caused by eating. Not moving (for example when you
sit and watch this screen, like now) is very helpful, too.
How to diet? See the moon diet on my site Astromarkt! Or use the Saturn in
your chart, see how you get motivated (Mars, Sun). Even with the Moon in
Pisces or Cancer there are other ways to feel happy (watching movies,
visiting family). Or just do as you please (Venus).

PART II

For every sign there is an option and a goal to stimulate you (if you
like:).

ADVICES FOR THE SIGNS

Aries
To get the bus in time: be active, do sports, do it alone!
Taurus
To have enough space to have some extra later: sleep more and move without
pasture.
Gemini
To get in contact with others, do a game! Or just start walking outside...
Cancer
To save money, buy less! And drink a lot of water.
Leo
Consider it a game, win the race to loose weight and start showing off!
Virgo
To serve yourself, just diet. Then after a few weeks time, take a look in
the mirror and enjoy the results (if you can:).
Libra
Buy a good balance, to be in balance, but whatever you do, do it together!
Scorpio
To show how drastic you are, be strict, fanatic and inflexible and get in
control!
Sagittarius
To be able to coach others, find your own best method, more likely a
flexible one:)
Capricorn
Just be economic and save energy by eating less. You know that food don�t
last.
Aquarius
Do the latest diet to show the world that they can do better, too. Don't
push it too far so that you have a safe return back on earth.
Pisces
Sacrifice yourself for the mirror�s sake! Swimming does not make us
slimmer, but as long as you swim, you cannot eat. That goes for dancing,
too.

You don't have to take it all that serious. And I am not making fun of it.
Eating is a serious thing. So is growing fat.

Ragnar

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Jan 4, 2010, 11:46:06 AM1/4/10
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> Orson Welles with Jupiter on top, square Ascendant
> Pavarotti's Jupiter in Scorpio square Ascendant Leo.
> Oliver Hardy's Jupiter in the first house in Pisces, opposition Moon.
> Peter Ustinov: Sun sesquisquare Jupiter, Moon in Leo square Venus,
> Ascendant Cancer
> Prince William-Alexander of the Netherlands has Moon in Sagittarius,
> biquintile Jupiter in Cancer and opposition Venus, with a Scorpio
> Ascendant
> His grandmother Queen Wilhelmina had Moon in Cancer square Jupiter in the
> first house and ASC Pisces (and she was small and round)
> Sarah Fergusson: Jupiter in the first house square Venus, ASC Scorpio,
> Moon in Aries inconjunct Venus and trine Jupiter (had weight problems)
> Pavarotti: Moon in Aries biquintile Venus for a creative need for beauty,
> and sweetness
> Alfred Hitchcock had Sun quintile Jupiter and Ascendant Pisces (just like
> me:(, AND Moon in Scorpio square Venus
> Oliver Hardy: Moon opposite Jupiter
> Peter Ustinov: Moon Leo square Venus
> Oprah Winfrey: Moon Sagittarius opposite Jupiter
> Hitchcock, Hardy and Queen Wilhelmina have an Ascendant Pisces
> Pavarotti has an Ascendant Leo and Ustinov Ascendant Cancer
> Sarah Fergusson*) and William-Alexander have a fanatic Scorpio Ascendant
> (so they can also slim to the edge!)
>
Nice list of famous and successful fat people mixed in your little
nonsensical diatribe. Popular cultural perception would have us
believe that fat successful people don’t exist.

So much for pop culture idiocy.

BTW, nice job trying to tie your new age, astrological stuff into the
subject matter at hand, very imaginative of you. Have you ever thought
of a career in fiction literature?

Ragnar

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