Food Torture
Ms. A
I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
IndiaInk99
Well, a very sadistic Dom I know would make a sub take a condom, blow it up
slightly, and he would fill it with hot sauce and pepper and tie a knot in it
... then put it in her mouth while he whipped her ... she was OK as long as she
didn't bite down! And if she did, it was unpleasant, but harmless.
Weber
IndiaInk99 (india...@aol.com) wrote:
: Well, a very sadistic Dom I know would make a sub take a condom, blow it up
: slightly, and he would fill it with hot sauce and pepper and tie a knot in it
: ... then put it in her mouth while he whipped her ... she was OK as long as she
: didn't bite down! And if she did, it was unpleasant, but harmless.
You rule Ink.
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Maybe some cold slimey cream of wheat.
Chuck
I once took a clean, new, plastic drop cloth. Then took fruit ov various
shapes and sizes and strew it on the cloth. I then took her and bound her
hands behind her back. I then sat in a chair and demanded she feed me! With
crop in hand, I would ask her to brin me an apple, for instance. She would
wrestle around for it, finally to pick it up. She put it to my mouth and I
slapped her one with the crop, she forgot to ask me if she could serve me.
She dropped the apple and the process began again. We had very much fun with
that one...
Enjoy
Regards,
Chuck
Ms. A wrote in message ...
Vanda Orchid
Ms. A wrote:
>
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
Mixing uncomplimentary mushy substances is pretty gross. Especially if
some are leftover or the "wrong" temperature. Soft cereal, cold leftover
soup (especially creamy ones), applesauce, mashed potatoes. And then
throw in last nights peas or lettuce. "Time to clean out the 'fridge."
Baby Food.
Pet food.
xo,
VO
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M. Shirley Chong
Vanda Orchid wrote:
>
> Ms. A wrote:
> >
> > I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> > unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
>
> Mixing uncomplimentary mushy substances is pretty gross. Especially if
> some are leftover or the "wrong" temperature. Soft cereal, cold leftover
> soup (especially creamy ones), applesauce, mashed potatoes. And then
> throw in last nights peas or lettuce. "Time to clean out the 'fridge."
>
> Baby Food.
> Pet food.
Squick!!! Just reading about was gross!!! <LOLOLOL>
I do have a warning about pet food. I know it's a hot fantasy for
some--but before you (or your top) has you eat some, it would behoove
them to know *what* you're eating. I mean, I know I'm a fanatic about my
dogs but after I did some research into dog food, I started fixing my
dogs's food myself out of human quality ingredients.
Part of the problem with commercial dog food is that the labelling
laws apply differently for dog food than they do for human grade food.
For one thing, manufacturers only have to list the ingredients that
*they* put in the dog food. If an ingredient comes to their factory with
something already in it, they don't have to list it. This is how many
dog food manufacturers got away with having ethoxyquin (a preservative
suspected or doing truly nasty things to the liver, kidneys and
reproductive systems) in foods that didn't carry ethoxyquin on the
label--they purchased their meat with the ethoxyquin already added in.
Meat used in some dog foods is classified as "4-D." The four D's are
dead, diseased, disabled or dying. This is not meat that is considered
safe for human consumption! It can be from animals that were treated
with various medications the day before slaughter (for most medications,
there is a mandated quarantine period immediately prior to slaughter
where the medication must not have been administered). The grain isn't
always of the best quality, either--it can be moldy or otherwise
considered not fit for human consumption.
Even more disgusting, some of the worst brands of dog food are made
in part from dogs and cats that have been euthanized, then rendered--in
some cases, complete with things like their flea collars. The pesticides
in flea collars are not nice and there's a reason they're not considered
fit for human consumption.
The much-touted AAFCO standards are not much--a given food must
sustain life for a certain percentage of dogs fed that diet exclusively
for six weeks. That's not much of a standard. There are minimum levels
of protein, fat and a few other nutrients but absolutely no mandate as
to the quality of the ingredients.
In general, you get what you pay for with dog food. The cheaper
brands are cheap because they have cheap ingredients. The more expensive
brands usually (not always) have better grade ingredients.
How can dogs eat this stuff and thrive? In part because dogs evolved
from animals that are hunter/scavengers. The acid level in a dog's
stomach is 3-4 times higher than a human's stomach--they're able to
tolerate food with much higher levels of micro-organisms than we are.
Dogs also vomit more easily than human beings and often rely on that as
a safety valve. They are a short-gut mammal, so if they don't puke
something up, it will go through their system much faster than a human
being's long-gut system.
An alternative for someone who'd like to feed their bottom dog food
would be to make it themselves. It's not difficult--I should know, I do
it every day. Another alternative is making dog biscuits; you can even
find dog bone shaped cookie cutters fairly easily. Or there's my little
homemade treat for pregnant bitches: garlic, Parmesan and liver
flavoured yogurt. They love it. <WG>
Shirley
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Laura Job Sluder
> > > I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> > > unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
> > Baby Food.
> > Pet food.
> I do have a warning about pet food. I know it's a hot fantasy for
> some--but before you (or your top) has you eat some, it would behoove
> them to know *what* you're eating.
*snipped good warning about the rastyness of dog food*
hmm. i read somewhere about a trick to make a sub think he
is eating dog food, when he is not. clean a dog food can very
well, and fill it with beef stew. (probably best if you make
the stew without veggies, or remove the veggies.) then top
it with one of those plastic dog-food-can lids, and put it in
the fridge. when you want to punish your sub, plop the food
into a doggie dish (cold); apparently cold beef stew is a fair
substitute in texture and so on, without giving your sub the trots.
laura, who would not care to eat dog food real or simulated
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In article <u8zNqEBi9GA.228@uppubnews03>,
"Ms. A" <us...@msn.com> wrote:
>
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
>
>
Perhaps taking him to a lovely restaurant, ordering a scrumptious dish (
the kind we only let ourselves have on rare occasions) and then have him eat
it with copious of an uncomplimentary, or embarassing condiment. Peking duck
with ketchup? Coquille St. Jacques with mustard?
Thank god SMetal would never do that to an innocent scallop.
Darkling
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hugh....@virgin.net
On 1998-05-25 eit...@forest.avalon.net said:
>Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
>Vanda Orchid wrote:
>> Ms. A wrote:
>> >
>> > I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something
>>humiliating or > unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
>> Mixing uncomplimentary mushy substances is pretty gross.
>>Especially if some are leftover or the "wrong" temperature. Soft
>>cereal, cold leftover soup (especially creamy ones), applesauce,
>>mashed potatoes. And then throw in last nights peas or lettuce.
Uurrgh.. mashed potatoes make me vomit (no idea why)
as for food at the "wrong" temperature - sometimes it tastes BETTER when
it's cold, like last night's dinner does now.. or sausages, chicken.. (or
raw british beef on the bone.. <Mad Cow Grin>)
cereal - sometimes I put cereal, milk and irish country cream together and
mircowave them for a minute.. lovely!
cold soup - I used to go cycling with cold oxtail soup in my water bottle..
but then again, if you mixed them together....
- h (Mad)
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Miss_Ma...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6keqlg$75q$2...@nclient5-gui.server.virgin.net>,
hugh....@virgin.net wrote:
>
>
> On 1998-05-25 eit...@forest.avalon.net said:
> >Newsgroups: soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm
> >Vanda Orchid wrote:
> >> Ms. A wrote:
> >> >
> >> > I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something
> >>humiliating or > unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
> >> Mixing uncomplimentary mushy substances is pretty gross.
> >>Especially if some are leftover or the "wrong" temperature. Soft
> >>cereal, cold leftover soup (especially creamy ones), applesauce,
> >>mashed potatoes. And then throw in last nights peas or lettuce.
>
think anything mixed with some sort of greens would be terribly
disgusting......grits are pretty bad too......I like them and everything, but
there are so many things you can mix with them to get various disgusting
things. Another thing that is really bad is fat from meat, especially a corned
beef brisket...its like meat flavored chewing gum......totally revolting.
Miss Marquette
Laine Victoria Campbell
Ms. A wrote:
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
well, when i'm in ponygirl mode i have been forced to eat things with a
small bit in my mouth, grapes were very interesting as they have a
tendency to fall and roll on the kitchen floor at which point i have to
chase after them on all fours and pick them up in a bitted mouth, get the
grape around the bit and into my mouth. especially fun while groups of
people watch and laugh ;)
of course feedbags are also a bit humiliating as well =) *pant*
whinnies and waves
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BSo...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Perhaps taking him to a lovely restaurant, ordering a scrumptious dish (
>the kind we only let ourselves have on rare occasions) and then have him eat
>it with copious of an uncomplimentary, or embarassing condiment. Peking duck
>with ketchup? Coquille St. Jacques with mustard?
Although I'm not a sub, you can "punish" me anytime by forcing me to
put mustard on lamb! YUM!
---
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In article <6kf3l1$i4c$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>,
<Miss_Ma...@my-dejanews.com> wrote:
>grits are pretty bad too
!!!!!
Maybe y'all ain't never had 'em done right.
C. Konkel
On Mon, 25 May 1998, Ms. A wrote:
>
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
His words.
just kidding. How about Brussel Sprouts, those make me vomit. (Hey if you
like BS, YKIOKIJNMK.)
dirt. It shouldn't kill him. Hell, you could make a sludge out of boiled
brussel sprouts, spinach, hm, and wet burnt toast. Just add a few drops of
echinecea for flavor, and blend till it resembles mud.
Christopher-- what are the risks of eating smegma? say on 'Wheat Thins'...
Lucent ( Anna )
Ms. A wrote:
>
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
Vary the old 'lick off the chocolate' routine with thai fish sauce,
or a mild hot sauce.
Anna
Miss_Ma...@my-dejanews.com
In article <6kf8hr$erh$2...@news.jump.net>,
some stuff can be horrid.........But yes..I love my grits.....*lol*
Miss Marquette
~*Its All About Control...*~
webm...@houstonbdsm.com
>Ms. A wrote:
>>
>> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
>> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
I have tried hard to work on something like this, and think I have an
answer. As a long time "DOM" of extremly cruel ways, I believe I know
the way to ultimate humiliation and degradation through food. If I am
too lazy to flog or whip or otherwise physically punish the female
sub, I simply require that she eat chocolate. Sometimes a "death by
chocolate" cake seems appropriate, sometimes a wonderful piece of
chocolate candy. If I think the punishment is truly deserved, I make
chocolate suffle, with a chocolate amaretto sauce. I am not sure
whether it is my incredible good looks, awesome physique, or
powerful domineering style, but they do seem to return for more and
more punishment.
Travis
cherie
webm...@houstonbdsm.com wrote :
> I have tried hard to work on something like this, and think I have an
> answer. As a long time "DOM" of extremly cruel ways, I believe I know
> the way to ultimate humiliation and degradation through food. If I am
> too lazy to flog or whip or otherwise physically punish the female
> sub, I simply require that she eat chocolate. Sometimes a "death by
> chocolate" cake seems appropriate, sometimes a wonderful piece of
> chocolate candy. If I think the punishment is truly deserved, I make
> chocolate suffle, with a chocolate amaretto sauce. I am not sure
> whether it is my incredible good looks, awesome physique, or
> powerful domineering style, but they do seem to return for more and
> more punishment.
> Travis
Ah, Travis? Anything I can do to piss you off? Maybe just some simple
rule I could break? Please?
Cherie
~thinking "death by chocolate" is the perfect way to die~
Fnord Prefect Fnord (the little blue guy)
: > I have tried hard to work on something like this, and think I have an
: > answer. As a long time "DOM" of extremly cruel ways, I believe I know
: > the way to ultimate humiliation and degradation through food. If I am
: > too lazy to flog or whip or otherwise physically punish the female
: > sub, I simply require that she eat chocolate. Sometimes a "death by
: > chocolate" cake seems appropriate, sometimes a wonderful piece of
: > chocolate candy. If I think the punishment is truly deserved, I make
: > chocolate suffle, with a chocolate amaretto sauce. I am not sure
: > whether it is my incredible good looks, awesome physique, or
: > powerful domineering style, but they do seem to return for more and
: > more punishment.
: > Travis
Never mind the wimpy stuff. What do you do when she's *really*
disobedient?
*drool*
Tell us. We can take it.
Chmeee
Note: To E-Mail me, use Irma's initials.
Ms. A wrote:
>
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
Spam.
Definitely amusing, and safe as long as it isn't used habitually.
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AGddss
i don't know if you have toilet trained this sub, but one of my favorite
punishment foods os very lumpy sticky cold oatmeal...no salt and then
moistened as only Mistress can provide ;-) Straightens them out quick.
Also can use cold corned beef hash from the can mixed with frozen chopped
spinach and cottage cheese...a real heaver
Talyn S.G.
If the sub dislikes, or is fearful of sushi order them uni and marinate
squid stomach. Both are considered delicacies but even the most avid
lovers of sushi have a difficult time with it. And eating in front of
the chef without making a face is a serious trial.
Tanith@tyrr
WARNING: do not reply to this post directly. In order to find my real
email address, you'll have to be politer than a spammer.
Talyn S.G. (tal...@gte.net) wrote:
: If the sub dislikes, or is fearful of sushi order them uni and marinate
: squid stomach. Both are considered delicacies but even the most avid
: lovers of sushi have a difficult time with it. And eating in front of
: the chef without making a face is a serious trial.
Bwahahaha. For a scene like that, I'll sub anytime. "Ooooh no, please
don't throw me in that there uni patch."
Cheers,
Tanith
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an Arles sausage of enormous size. "Will you accept a slice?" the host
asked a lady who was sitting next to him; "you see it has come from the
right factory." -- "It is really very large," said the lady, casting on
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Mike Harvey
In article <6l4p9c$7q7$1...@gte2.gte.net>,
Talyn S.G. <tal...@gte.net> wrote:
> If the sub dislikes, or is fearful of sushi order them uni and marinate
> squid stomach.
They wouldn't get the chance with me. Being a vegetarian I don't eat dead
animals, or parts thereof, whether cooked or raw.
Mike H
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Trinity
> > If the sub dislikes, or is fearful of sushi order them uni and marinate
> > squid stomach.
> They wouldn't get the chance with me. Being a vegetarian I don't eat dead
> animals, or parts thereof, whether cooked or raw.
Two words:
Boiled okra.
And for *heavy* vegetarian bottoms?
Serve. It. Cold.
-Trin.
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Cum anima consecrata tende et pacem meam da.
AM...@my-dejanews.com
tri...@bellsouth.net (Trinity) wrote:
>
> Two words:
> Boiled okra.
>
> And for *heavy* vegetarian bottoms?
>
> Serve. It. Cold.
>
> -Trin.
Okay, that's it--you win! All others need not apply. Other suggestions have
been kinda gross, but this is just sick, sick, sick! RED! :)
AJ (still have flashbacks of gumbo as a child....)
Weber
Mike Harvey
In article <MPG.fe115fed...@news.atl.bellsouth.net>,
And the same to you madam. I've seen okra, but never bought any because I
haven't the faintest idea how to cook it.
Mike H
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Paul C. Dickie
>> Talyn S.G. <tal...@gte.net> wrote:
>>> If the sub dislikes, or is fearful of sushi order them uni and
>>> marinate squid stomach.
>> They wouldn't get the chance with me. Being a vegetarian I don't eat
>>dead animals, or parts thereof, whether cooked or raw.
>And for *heavy* vegetarian bottoms?
> Serve. It. Cold.
Or cold, over-cooked pasta -- preferably an "economy" brand, containing
non-durum wheat. Alternatively, uncooked polenta...
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Paul C. Dickie
In article <6l99ni$aif$1...@nnrp1.dejanews.com>, AM...@my-dejanews.com
wrote:
>>Serve. It. Cold.
>
>been kinda gross, but this is just sick, sick, sick! RED! :)
>
>AJ (still have flashbacks of gumbo as a child....)
Is that anything like gumboots?
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Denise J. Penkalski
I thought of something while at the supermarket last nite...
How many of yhave seen the drink called Orbitz (I am not sure if it is
distributed outside of the US). It is fruity flavored, but has little globs of
flavored gelatin floating throughout it... Friends thtried it *knowing*
what it looked like were bothered by the texture... Just imagine giving it to
your subbie, warm, while they are blindfolded...
-Pantherrr
trishah
Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
> haven't the faintest idea how to cook it.
Hey, Mike, the best recipe for okra goes like this:
Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal on.
Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
Enjoy!
trishah
Spectrum
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>Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <MPG.fe115fed...@news.atl.bellsouth.net>,
> Trinity <tri...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>> Two words:
>> Boiled okra.
>
>And the same to you madam. I've seen okra, but never bought any
>because I haven't the faintest idea how to cook it.
Boiled okra is as bad as food gets. Slimy, mixed with fiber.
Easy to cook, difficult to eat.
However:
<suthren>
Cut in 1/2" sections.
Coat with beaten egg; coat with cornmeal.
Deep fry.
Enjoy.
</suthren>
Okra this way is one of the best vegies there is (IMO).
And it's good in gumbo, too.
Gumbo is a multi-meat or fish/vegie/tomato stew, of USAn Cajun
ethnic derivation, wherein sliced okra is added at the end as a
thickener. Served over rice, with *lots* of Tobasco sauce.
'course, sometimes the okra is replaced by file (fee-lay) as a
thickener; file is powedered sassafras leaves (and a weak
carcinogen).
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Talyn S.G.
Ok you people who fear slime! <bfg>
I love okra ..... and pickled is the best way (not slimey like when boiled)
Mike Harvey wrote:
> In article <MPG.fe115fed...@news.atl.bellsouth.net>,
> Trinity <tri...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> > Two words:
> > Boiled okra.
>
> And the same to you madam. I've seen okra, but never bought any because I
> haven't the faintest idea how to cook it.
>
Talyn S.G.
(Gagging worse than during the deepest throating)
DISGUSTING to the max!!!!
But it reminded me of a rather unsafe practice of a certain sorority in the 60's
deep south - washed raw oysters to blindfolded pledges who had just been serenade
to a chorus of nose blowing. Even those known to like oysters gagged on them,
thinking the lumpy, viscous substance to be of human origin.
Midnight Writer
In alt.women.supremacy,soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm,
Since I don't have the original article here, I'm hijacking Talyn's
response:
A > Ms. A asked:
>
> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating
> or unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
This is a perversion that perhaps only a Minnesnowta native will be
familiar with - but try lutefisk. I'm told that there are people who
not only eat the stuff, but enjoy it - but I've never even found anyone
who could get a second bite into their mouth, so I think that's just a
rumor the Swedes spread to dis the Norskies.
What, you ask, *is* lutefisk? Fish processed with (among other
delightful things) lye. The texture of rotted jello, a flavor that can
best be described as "indescribable".
(Rest assured, Babalon - I'll never use *this* punishment on you. I
don't want to own someone who has lutefisk on their breath.)
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Mike Harvey
In article <01bd9131$30c9d2c0$c8a0...@sjsj.triax.com>,
> Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal
> on. Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
I have a few problems with that:
1) I don't have a waste disposal.
2) I don't have a car.
3) If I could afford to go out to dinner, I wouldn't be buying okra in the
first place.
Mike H
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trishah
Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote
> trishah <tri...@teleport.com> wrote:
> > Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal
> > on. Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
>
> I have a few problems with that:
>
> 1) I don't have a waste disposal.
> 2) I don't have a car.
> 3) If I could afford to go out to dinner, I wouldn't be buying okra in
the
> first place.
Alternate Best Recipe for Okra:
Wash it thoroughly. Bag it back up and put it in your trash can. Search
larder for different dinner material.....**grin** Perhaps some cheese to
go with that....err...oh, never mind.
trishah, the cheeky one.
Tanguero
>In article <01bd9131$30c9d2c0$c8a0...@sjsj.triax.com>,
> trishah <tri...@teleport.com> wrote:
>> Hey, Mike, the best recipe for okra goes like this:
>> Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal
>> on. Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
>I have a few problems with that:
>1) I don't have a waste disposal.
Hey- what *is* a waste-disposal anyway?? ;-)
-David (who lives in NYC where they're illegal and has never seen
one in his life)
Dana Watsham
Midnight Writer skrev:
> In alt.women.supremacy,soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm,
>
> Since I don't have the original article here, I'm hijacking Talyn's
> response:
>
> This is a perversion that perhaps only a Minnesnowta native will be
> familiar with - but try lutefisk. I'm told that there are people who
> not only eat the stuff, but enjoy it - but I've never even found anyone
> who could get a second bite into their mouth, so I think that's just a
> rumor the Swedes spread to dis the Norskies.
>
> What, you ask, *is* lutefisk? Fish processed with (among other
> delightful things) lye. The texture of rotted jello, a flavor that can
> best be described as "indescribable".
>
> (Rest assured, Babalon - I'll never use *this* punishment on you. I
> don't want to own someone who has lutefisk on their breath.)
>
> -=<MIDNIGHT WRITER>=-
>
ROFL!!!!!
Rest assured us Scandinavians know the stuff, too - sickening, disgusting, and
you okra haters would be in for a rude awakening if you ever tried it!
I've sat through a formal dinner where you HAD to at least
taste.....ewwwwwwwwww multiplied by a million!
Joe Zeff
ta...@panix.com (Tanguero) wrote:
In areas where the sewage system is sufficiently modern to handle the
load, you can put a small grinder into the drain beneath the kitchen
sink. Soft garbage dropped into the sink is caught above the blades,
while liquids go through. Then, you turn on the grinder and run the
water. The garbage is ground up into pulp that the water flushes down
the drain and into the sewers. I gather from what you write, and
other sources, that NYC's sewers are so antiquated that they can't
handle this without being completely rebuilt.
---
Joe Zeff
The Guy With the Sideburns
If you can't play with words, what good are they?
http://www.lasfs.org
Guy
> > trishah <tri...@teleport.com> wrote:
> >> Hey, Mike, the best recipe for okra goes like this:
>
> >> Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal
> >> on. Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
>
> >I have a few problems with that:
>
>
> Hey- what *is* a waste-disposal anyway?? ;-)
>
> -David (who lives in NYC where they're illegal and has never seen
> one in his life)
A disposal is an under the sink food grinder which replaces your drain.
Think of it as a Quisanart (sp?) for waste food. The problem with a
disposal is that the extra organics you 'dispose' of that way cause an
increase from between 10 to 30 times the required capacity at your local
sewage facility to handle it. That's why they are illegal in NYC and
several other places.
I personally don't like 'em because people are forever getting tableware
stuck in them and then sticking their hands in them ... while they're
running. _Not_ a pretty event!
The above is probably more than you ever wanted to know about disposals.
[g]
Guy
Talyn S.G.
Midnight Writer wrote:
> In alt.women.supremacy,soc.subculture.bondage-bdsm,
>
> Since I don't have the original article here, I'm hijacking Talyn's
> response:
>
> A > Ms. A asked:
> >
> > I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating
> > or unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
>
> This is a perversion that perhaps only a Minnesnowta native will be
> familiar with - but try lutefisk. I'm told that there are people who
> not only eat the stuff, but enjoy it - but I've never even found anyone
> who could get a second bite into their mouth, so I think that's just a
> rumor the Swedes spread to dis the Norskies.
>
> What, you ask, *is* lutefisk? Fish processed with (among other
> delightful things) lye. The texture of rotted jello, a flavor that can
> best be described as "indescribable".
>
> (Rest assured, Babalon - I'll never use *this* punishment on you. I
> don't want to own someone who has lutefisk on their breath.)
>
Interesting hijacking there. I have a friend in the Carolinas, Lady Vike, who
actually likes the stuff. Its probably her own special version of kink.
MT
Talyn S.G.
Mike Harvey wrote:
> 3) If I could afford to go out to dinner, I wouldn't be buying okra in the
> first place.
>
> Mike H
>
<sigh> And here I thought you were trying to make me feel at home with comfort
food.See if I ever think about playing with you! Hrrumph! Now you will
probably say you don't have any sherbet fountains or real licorice either.
Mme. Talyn
volca...@hotmail.com
I should have thought of that! Licorice whips! The perfect bdsm snack
food. My sub and I are going to have a tasty time.
,~~~~~
/ \
/ \ Volcano
Mike Harvey
In article <6lcb56$q...@world2.bellatlantic.net>,
You've not sampled my cooking.
> Slimy, mixed with fiber. Easy to cook, difficult to eat.
I stand corrected. You obviously /have/ sampled my cooking.
Mike H
* A messy kitchen is the sign of a sexy man.
bd
On Sat, 06 Jun 1998 16:54:14 GMT, "trishah" <tri...@teleport.com>
wrote:
>Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
>> Trinity <tri...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>> > Two words:
>> > Boiled okra.
>>
>> And the same to you madam. I've seen okra, but never bought any because I
>> haven't the faintest idea how to cook it.
>
>Hey, Mike, the best recipe for okra goes like this:
>
>Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal on.
> Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
>
>Enjoy!
>
>trishah
Oh, wrong, oh, wrong. I loooove boiled okra, fried okra, okra and
potatoes, ....
Silly rabbits.
Mistress Brandy
********************************************
Dallas PEP parties First Saturday each month - email me for information
http://www.leatherbound.com/brandy/bdsm/
********************************************
bd
I like nearly everything foodwise, and there are few things I wouldn't
try.
But for punishment, habanero peppers would do it. Hot X 100. Worse
than jalapeno peppers, and they hurt going in or coming out. <hehehe>
This is something that is independent of personal taste. Even those
who love hot would have a problem with it.
Scrlts Ldy
If you REALLY want to punish someone, just give them some of "Dave's Insanity
Sauce." The stuff is killer hot and is to be used 1 drop at a time. I gave a
bottle to a neighbor who was constantly complaining that everything wasnt
spicy enough. He accused me of trying to kill him and I never heard him utter
the words "Its not hot enough" in my presence again. If you're not looking for
hot and just want nasty, try lutefisk or haggis.......both are equally vomitous
(sp?)
Rissa
Joe Zeff
scrl...@aol.com (Scrlts Ldy) wrote:
>If you REALLY want to punish someone, just give them some of "Dave's Insanity
>Sauce."
Worse is Endorphin Rush, said to be the hottest their is. A friend of
mine who really likes it hot was given a bottle. He decided to put a
drop or two into a bowl of chili he'd already seasoned, but learned it
has the consistency of applesauce. He ended up with about a half a
teaspoon. It turned a two can of soda bowl into a three can, two
napkin bowl.
Joe Zeff
pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
>Oh, wrong, oh, wrong. I loooove boiled okra, fried okra, okra and
>potatoes, ....
Have you tried Chinese okra? Single pods about a 1.5 feet long.
They're on sale at a local market, but I'd like to know if they're
worth it before trying it.
Joe Zeff
pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
>But for punishment, habanero peppers would do it. Hot X 100. Worse
>than jalapeno peppers, and they hurt going in or coming out. <hehehe>
>
You follow them up with ice cream. Not only does it help your mouth,
but it's said to help the next day.
Come on, ice cream!
Lawless
Joe Zeff wrote:
> (Scrlts Ldy) wrote:
> >If you REALLY want to punish someone, just give them some of "Dave's
> >Insanity Sauce."
> Worse is Endorphin Rush, said to be the hottest their is. A friend of
> mine who really likes it hot was given a bottle. He decided to put a
> drop or two into a bowl of chili he'd already seasoned, but learned it
> has the consistency of applesauce. He ended up with about a half a
> teaspoon. It turned a two can of soda bowl into a three can, two
> napkin bowl.
Endorphin Rush and Dave's Insanity are roughly the same level of hotness.
Close enough to make differences trivial - I know a few people who, having
had both, say one is hotter than the other, while my perceptions of them
changed from time to time. Personally, I thought the flavor was the true
torture - never mind the heat, they both ruined the flavor of the food.
Odd that something that smells like A1 steak sauce can be so vicious in
both fire and flavor.... ;)
Dave's also has a limitted edition, over $25 a bottle, that's supposed to
be twice as hot as the original, and there's a liquid called "Pure Cap"
roughly four or five times worse - basically the pure capsaicin extract
without a sauce around it. (I want some *grin*)
And -all- of these are incredibly nasty and deserve some caution - I've
an incredible tolerance for these things, yet have had heart palpitations
from my first couple drops of Dave's and Endorphin Rush, the first time I
ran into them - they truly can cause problems. Even at my prime, I'd
sometimes wind up turning a pale shade and trembling from the pain if I
had enough of them - like when I did a teaspoon full of Dave's on a ten
dollar dare.
(Interestingly, two such times prompted the only times I've actually gone
into subspace - I wound up concentrating, almost fixating, on someone in
my group each time as a way of distancing myself from the pain. Each time
it took weeks or longer to get over having an intense desire to please the
person, and that was with my making a deliberate attempt to get over it.)
-- | In your head, no car is fast enough,
-- \_awless is : Chase Vogelsberg | In your heart, no love is true.
-- | Will it ruin all your solitary fancies
-- | If I tell you that it isn't only you?
-- A wolf by any other flame.... | -- Emma Bull
Toria Dunbar
On Sun, 07 Jun 1998 18:57:53 -0700, volca...@hotmail.com wrote:
>I should have thought of that! Licorice whips! The perfect bdsm snack
>food. My sub and I are going to have a tasty time.
>
If you add some fruit roll ups into that equation, you can make some
rather tasty fetish wear as well. After all, from what I understand
this is actually what edible underwear is made from. Although this is
not a snack I would feel comfortable sending to school with my son!
Toria
Toria Dunbar
On Mon, 08 Jun 1998 01:26:53 GMT, pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
>I like nearly everything foodwise, and there are few things I wouldn't
>try.
>
>But for punishment, habanero peppers would do it. Hot X 100. Worse
>than jalapeno peppers, and they hurt going in or coming out. <hehehe>
Yes, and they can also cause a reaction similair to an extremely bad
chemical burn in some people.
Last summer I was working as a chef for a company, and the crew
was preparing for a rather large picnic that was being held. Myself
and one other person were asked to prepare some "scotch bonnet"
peppers to include in the chili. I knew what they were, and wore the
latex gloves. My partner didn't, even after I told her she should,
several times. Scotch bonnet is also known as a habanero.
Long story short, after we had prepared about 50 of these
peppers, we both started having a reaction to it. Mine was rather
mild, but I couldn't breathe around them once they were cut. (I have
asthma.) My partner's reaction sent her to the hospital to get
treated for a chemical burn, and resulted in her being out of work the
next day. Her arms swelled up, her eyes puffed and got so bad she
could barely see, and she was in agony.
Just be careful if you are going to play with these things! They
are nasty!
Toria
Toria Dunbar
On 08 Jun 1998 02:49:47 GMT, scrl...@aol.com (Scrlts Ldy) wrote:
>. If you're not looking for
>hot and just want nasty, try lutefisk or haggis.......both are equally vomitous
>(sp?)
>
> Rissa
Well, I can handle eating haggis just fine.....as long as there is
enough good Scotch to drown my sorrows in first. Somehow eating
haggis without drinking Scotch is impossible.
Lutefisk causes me to safeword.
Toria
Lawless
Mike Harvey wrote:
> > If the sub dislikes, or is fearful of sushi order them uni and marinate
> > squid stomach.
> They wouldn't get the chance with me. Being a vegetarian I don't eat dead
> animals, or parts thereof, whether cooked or raw.
What if the animals were alive as you ate them? I find that having things
wriggle in my throat, or scream as I'm chewing, vastly improves the culi-
nary experience.
Butchering innocent plants and eating dead parts of them, even if torn
living from the vine or shrub, just isn't the same for me. Although I
can see the satisfaction in taking a well-loved plant, one whose owner
has lavished affection and care on it, talking to it and playing soothing
music for it, and devouring that shrubbery before their very eyes, as I
listen to the person's cries of anguish and outrage.... *sigh*
Problem is, no matter how much the sadist inside me relishes such things,
that I can't get meaningful consent from the plant, which is an issue
often overlooked by you sap-thirsty vegetarians whom the very trees and
algae shrink from in fear.
--
-- \_awless is : Chase Vogelsberg
-- (Who has been unable to post because of a conspiracy by the Cabal, who
-- caused his ISP to "upgrade" a news server without setting things up
-- quite right. Help! Help! I'm being suppressed!)
Mike Harvey
In article <6lct9n$o9c$1...@gte1.gte.net>,
Why unsafe?
> washed raw oysters to blindfolded pledges who had just been serenade
> to a chorus of nose blowing.
One heck of a mindfuck, but reasonably safe for the pledges. I doubt that
the oysters consented though.
Mike H
* You know your wife is dead when sex is the same but dishes pile up.
Lawless
Mike Harvey wrote:
> Talyn S.G. wrote of raw oysters being fed to pledges
> Why unsafe?
Raw oysters, despite being unfathomably *g* popular, are often the cause
of illness and sometimes death here in the states. Considering the smell
and, er, consistency of raw oysters, I feel the "russian roulette" aspect
of raw oysters must be the true appeal, rather like eating fugu (blowfish)
in Japan.
engrailed
Lawless made me laugh so hard i almost .. oh, never mind:
>Problem is, no matter how much the sadist inside me relishes such
things,
>that I can't get meaningful consent from the plant, which is an issue
>often overlooked by you sap-thirsty vegetarians whom the very trees and
>algae shrink from in fear.
I understand that the saran-wrapped and twist-tied veggies in the
produce section gave their consent at the processing plant ... or that's
what i *heard*. I can't help myself though ... there's nothing i like
better than to take one of those arrogant little silver queen ears of
corn, strip it naked and slide it slowly into a vat of boiling water,
watching with great pleasure as it rolls over and over in agony. After
five minutes (no more, no less), i allow it to recover a bit on a cool
plate and just when it thinks the worst is over, i pierce it at either
end with clever skewers, spread salt on its still-steaming skin, and
bite down hard.
Mike Harvey
In article <01bd91e9$1ca932a0$31a0...@sjsj.triax.com>,
Cheese? Now you're talking. A nice bit of White Stilton perhaps, maybe
some Illchester Applewood Smoked Cheddar?
Mike H
* Muffin the Mule is not a criminal offence *8-)
Mike Harvey
In article <6les1l$28a$2...@gte2.gte.net>,
Knowing my luck, you're the wrong side of the Atlantic -- like the vast
majority of posters to this group.
> Now you will probably say you don't have any sherbet fountains or real
> licorice either.
I haven't had for quite a long while. They're probably available though.
Mike H
* Nymphomania.. Illness that you hear about but never encounter.
Mike Harvey
In article <199806080249...@ladder01.news.aol.com>,
Wrong! I've never tried lutefisk but proper haggis is wonderful. Of
course, it's quite possible you've never tried the real thing.
Mike H
* I tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked.
Mr Richard Kershaw
Joe Zeff (the.guy.with....@lasfs.org) wrote:
: pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
:
: >But for punishment, habanero peppers would do it. Hot X 100. Worse
: >than jalapeno peppers, and they hurt going in or coming out. <hehehe>
Chillies followed by oral sex....
Now that is fun.....
: You follow them up with ice cream. Not only does it help your mouth,
: but it's said to help the next day.
: Come on, ice cream!
Now what flavour would it be after that?
Choc chip + semen icecream sounds kinda nice.....
: Joe Zeff
: The Guy With the Sideburns
Veltyen
bd
On 08 Jun 1998 02:49:47 GMT, scrl...@aol.com (Scrlts Ldy) wrote:
>If you REALLY want to punish someone, just give them some of "Dave's Insanity
>Sauce." The stuff is killer hot and is to be used 1 drop at a time. I gave a
>bottle to a neighbor who was constantly complaining that everything wasnt
>spicy enough. He accused me of trying to kill him and I never heard him utter
>the words "Its not hot enough" in my presence again. If you're not looking for
>hot and just want nasty, try lutefisk or haggis.......both are equally vomitous
>(sp?)
>
> Rissa
You eat Louisiana hot sauce or habanero sauce with chips. Ymmmmm.
When the skin begins to peel on the inside of your cheek, it's time to
take a rest. <g>
Mistress Brandy
********************************************
No Dallas PEP party in July because of the 4th.
bd
On 9 Jun 1998 02:30:08 GMT, rck...@mdw080.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr Richard
Kershaw) wrote:
>Joe Zeff (the.guy.with....@lasfs.org) wrote:
>: pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
>:
>: >But for punishment, habanero peppers would do it. Hot X 100. Worse
>: >than jalapeno peppers, and they hurt going in or coming out. <hehehe>
>
>Chillies followed by oral sex....
>
>Now that is fun.....
Who is being punished here, the dom and the sub?
>
>: You follow them up with ice cream. Not only does it help your mouth,
>: but it's said to help the next day.
>: Come on, ice cream!
Milk. You drink milk with the hot stuff. Then top it off with a
little ice cream. Ymmmm.
>
>Now what flavour would it be after that?
>
>Choc chip + semen icecream sounds kinda nice.....
>
>: Joe Zeff
>: The Guy With the Sideburns
>
>Veltyen
Mistress Brandy
Talyn S.G.
bd wrote:
> On 9 Jun 1998 02:30:08 GMT, rck...@mdw080.cc.monash.edu.au (Mr Richard
> Kershaw) wrote:
>
> >Joe Zeff (the.guy.with....@lasfs.org) wrote:
> >: pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
> >:
> >: >But for punishment, habanero peppers would do it. Hot X 100. Worse
> >: >than jalapeno peppers, and they hurt going in or coming out. <hehehe>
> >
> >Chillies followed by oral sex....
> >
> >Now that is fun.....
>
> Who is being punished here, the dom and the sub?
Brandy, I think we are back to the case of the masochistic top.....both suffer
delightfully.
> >: You follow them up with ice cream. Not only does it help your mouth,
> >: but it's said to help the next day.
> >: Come on, ice cream!
>
> Milk. You drink milk with the hot stuff. Then top it off with a
> little ice cream. Ymmmm.
>
No, no, no........Tequila shots! If it doesn't work, you don't mind as much.
But it does work.
Ever have a drink called a Prarie Fire? 1 part tequila, 1 part tabasco, 1
part sour mix.
Mme. Talyn
Zayphod
In article <6le9ha$q...@panix3.panix.com>, ta...@panix.com (Tanguero) writes:
>>I have a few problems with that:
>
>>1) I don't have a waste disposal.
>
>Hey- what *is* a waste-disposal anyway?? ;-)
That's the slave you keep in the corner that is forced to eat okra. :D
Zayphod at aol dot com
Zayphod at gate dot net
"I say to you net-abusers, KNOCK OFF ALL THAT SPAM"
--- "The Tick" (if he were on-line)
Mike Harvey
In article <6lh0nq$1d...@seminole.gate.net>,
Oh, I've done that from time to time. Not having that big a mouth I've had
to restrict myself to clouds of midges and similar insects though.
Mike H
* Hard work has never killed anyone, but why take a chance?
Jonathan Kobler
> Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote
> > trishah <tri...@teleport.com> wrote:
>
> > > Wash it thoroughly. Put it *all* into the disposal. Turn the disposal
> > > on. Smile as it's destroyed. Get into your car and go out for dinner.
I'm a Southerner, fried okra is a staple. Hey, I know, boiled catfish, or OO!
even better, boiled peanuts!
> > I have a few problems with that:
> >
> > 1) I don't have a waste disposal.
> > 2) I don't have a car.
> > 3) If I could afford to go out to dinner, I wouldn't be buying okra in
> the
> > first place.
Put it in the compost bin and get some of that really hot Indian food. It taste
pretty good (IMO) and yet is difficult to eat without a glass of water, dry
ice, and a Halon fire extinguisher. Sort of the pleasure/pain thing in food.
--
Jonathan Kobler - I write the songs that sound alot like the one's that make
the whole world sing.
http://www.hsv.tis.net/~jkobler/
http://www.hsv.tis.net/~jkobler/synesthesia/
jko...@traveller.com
Joe Zeff
pda...@hotmail.com (bd) wrote:
>
>>
>>: You follow them up with ice cream. Not only does it help your mouth,
>>: but it's said to help the next day.
>>: Come on, ice cream!
>
>Milk. You drink milk with the hot stuff. Then top it off with a
>little ice cream. Ymmmm.
I don't think you get the point here: the ice cream's supposed to
buffer the chilis on the way *out.*
---
Joe Zeff
The Guy With the Sideburns
If you can't play with words, what good are they?
http://www.lasfs.org
Mike Harvey
In article <357DB1B3...@traveller.com>,
Sounds good to me. The commercial stuff is generally pretty tame though.
> is difficult to eat without a glass of water, dry ice, and a Halon fire
> extinguisher.
Milk, or some other dairy product, is generally a better bet.
Mike H
* Marriage: a war in which you sleep with the enemy.
Mike Harvey
In article <357dcb86...@news.earthlink.net>,
Joe Zeff <the.guy.with....@lasfs.org> wrote:
> the ice cream's supposed to buffer the chilis on the way *out.*
An ice cream enema you mean?
Mike H
* Nine out of ten men who try Camels prefer women.
Spyral Fox
In article <4854236b...@argonet.co.uk>, Mike Harvey
<mha...@argonet.co.uk> writes:
> Jonathan Kobler <jko...@traveller.com> wrote:
>> get some of that really hot Indian food.
>
>Sounds good to me. The commercial stuff is generally pretty tame though.
>
>> is difficult to eat without a glass of water, dry ice, and a Halon fire
>> extinguisher.
>
>Milk, or some other dairy product, is generally a better bet.
My Malaysian pals always swore by bananas.
Personally, I found that was just another reason to
avoid spicy foods, since I don't consider bananas
edible.
take care,
- - -Spyral Fox spyr...@aol.com
"Catch the foxes for us, the little foxes, that make havoc of the vinyards"
San Diego Munch & related Info: http://members.aol.com/spyralfox/
last update 5/30, next munch: 6/14
Joe Zeff
spyr...@aol.com (Spyral Fox) wrote:
>Personally, I found that was just another reason to
>avoid spicy foods, since I don't consider bananas
>edible.
You and me both; I even find their smell nauseating. I do, however,
make an exception for banana nut bread, which I enjoy on occasion.
Joe Zeff
Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <357dcb86...@news.earthlink.net>,
> Joe Zeff <the.guy.with....@lasfs.org> wrote:
>> the ice cream's supposed to buffer the chilis on the way *out.*
>
>An ice cream enema you mean?
>
No, the old joke is that the next day, when you're eliminating the
waste products you'll be yelling, "Come *on,* ice cream!"
Supposedly, it will have the same buffering effect coming out as it
did going in.
*Sigh!* If you have to explain it...
Mike Harvey
In article <357FC711...@pixelpark.com>,
> ROFL! Now that is a nice idea. Why didn't anybody else think of it
> before?
Because it would be such a waste of good ice cream? Of course, one doesn't
/have/ to use *good* ice cream for such a purpose. Ordinary vanilla would
do the trick.
Mike H
* Drag queen doesn't refer to Bonnie Bedelia.
Mike
In article <358372d5...@news.earthlink.net>,
I know what you mean. That's why I don't tend to put smileys on my
witticisms, such as the one you missed in the post you replied to.
Mike H
* "It makes me feel like a man!." "You're gonna get one like that!"
Talyn S.G.
Mike Harvey wrote:
> In article <357dcb86...@news.earthlink.net>,
> Joe Zeff <the.guy.with....@lasfs.org> wrote:
> > the ice cream's supposed to buffer the chilis on the way *out.*
>
> An ice cream enema you mean?
Gives a whole new meaning to "chills up my spine". <g> Jalapeno's
have never given me the excuse, but.......
MT
-a-
>>In <48525eb5...@argonet.co.uk> Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk>
writes:
>>
>>>1) I don't have a waste disposal.
>>
>>Hey- what *is* a waste-disposal anyway?? ;-)
>>
>>-David (who lives in NYC where they're illegal and has never seen
>>one in his life)
>
Hi David,
I'm in NYC as well. As far as I know, garbage disposals were legalized last
fall. My super installed mine for me in December...
-a-
Joe Zeff
lori ann selke
In article <4854f8af...@argonet.co.uk>,
Mike Harvey <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <357FC711...@pixelpark.com>,
> markus <kem...@pixelpark.com> wrote:
>
>> before?
>
>Because it would be such a waste of good ice cream? Of course, one doesn't
>/have/ to use *good* ice cream for such a purpose. Ordinary vanilla would
>do the trick.
Hey, a good vanilla ice cream will beat a mediocre flavored version
any day of the week. Some folks use the quality of a maker's vanilla
as a yardstick for the caliber of their other flavors; for if
they can't execute a simple vanilla, who knows
what sort of flaws they're attempting to disguise under gaudier flavors?
Lori
--
se...@io.com
se...@midway.uchicago.edu
"Can I say genital pore on TV?" -- Lynda Barry
Mike
In article <Eupv5...@midway.uchicago.edu>,
> Hey, a good vanilla ice cream will beat a mediocre flavored version
> any day of the week.
If you look carefully Lori, you'll see I said /ordinary/ vanilla.
Mike H
* I tried an internal modem but it hurt when I walked.
lori ann selke
In article <4858ac1a...@argonet.co.uk>,
Mike <mha...@argonet.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <Eupv5...@midway.uchicago.edu>,
> lori ann selke <se...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
>> >Ordinary vanilla would do the trick.
>
>> Hey, a good vanilla ice cream will beat a mediocre flavored version
>> any day of the week.
>
>If you look carefully Lori, you'll see I said /ordinary/ vanilla.
If you look carefully, you'll notice that "ordinary vanilla" is
a phrase that can be interpreted in more than one way.
either: vanilla = ordinary (which is what I was disputing)
or ordinary vanilla = less than outstanding vanilla.
It's not obvious to the naked eye which one you meant.
Lori
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In article <EutFE...@midway.uchicago.edu>,
lori ann selke <se...@midway.uchicago.edu> wrote:
> It's not obvious to the naked eye which one you meant.
Well of course not. I try hard to avoid being obvious. Apparently
sometimes I succeed too well.
Mike H
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> I wish to punish a sub by forcing him to eat something humiliating or
> unpleasant. Any (safe but amusing) ideas?
have her eat an habanero pepper
Brian G
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<mildew...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>Blimey this thread goes back a bit?
>
>Brian
Twenty one years on, it is old enough to drink come May.
Brian G
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