What's That on the Ceiling?
Bladerunner
I think I've said just about every weekend I've been with him). Part
of what makes it amazing is the laughing. Which is fortunate when
you're not built like supermodels and don't have the grace of gazelles
(are gazelles graceful in the bedroom?). So we laugh a lot because it
makes us feel good and makes the sex even better.
One of the fun things we were working on today was how to get lube in
his butt. He's pretty tight, so it's difficult to stuff it in there
with my fingers. So I had the bright idea of using an oral syringe I
saved from some medication or other (it's a needle-less syringe with a
big opening at the end to get the medication past a child's tongue and
down their throat before they have a chance to spit it out) to get the
lube where we needed it. While I found the syringe, he wandered down
the hall for a moment. Sitting on the bed, I put a bunch of lube into
the syringe, maybe a teaspoonful (if I read the gauge correctly). I put
the plunger back into the syringe. I turned it pointy side up and
pushed the plunger carefully to get the air out. I had a hard time
getting the plunger to go because the rubber gasket made for a tight
fit. I pushed a little harder and a little harder, trying to ease the
plunger in. It gave all at once and shot maybe half the lube into the
air, raining down on my head and pants. Then a few seconds after all of
this, I noticed another big drop of lube. As in, dropping down onto me.
I looked up - I'd gotten it on the ceiling, and it was dripping down on
me. I was laughing my ass off about this when he came back into the
bedroom. I told him what had happened and showed him all the spots. He
got settled back into the bed - of course, under the ceiling drip
because it was the best place on the bed. I almost went to look for a
hat. He offered to let me aim him at the ceiling when he was ready to
orgasm. Alas, it never quite... came to that. We finished our fun in
another form. Maybe next time.
Bladerunner
not actually missing an ass,
even though I laughed it off
SSBB Diplomatic & Squirt-Gun Corps: Portland, OR
Tobie
wrote:
>The not-so-new squeeze & I had the most amazing sex this weekend (which
>I think I've said just about every weekend I've been with him). Part
>of what makes it amazing is the laughing. Which is fortunate when
>you're not built like supermodels and don't have the grace of gazelles
>(are gazelles graceful in the bedroom?). So we laugh a lot because it
>makes us feel good and makes the sex even better.
HA! That was great, thank you so much for sharing it!
We always need to make sure to have a few extra plans up our ..ummm,
handy place?
LOL
Tobie
Brian G (Upstairs)
Air tends to back up inside the gloop and it kinda acts like bubblegum
without the bubble when the air comes out.
Now my learning of this has nothing to do with lube or sex or arses in any
way. I was working in a factory making TVs (the kind that need aerials) and
I had the job of inserting screwed dust cores into coils. There was a
substance called Rocol, which was basically a gllopy greasy which allowed
these to be screwed in and out, but was supposed to stop them moving with
vibration later.
We had some plastic syringes with it in, and we refilled them and then poked
the pointed end into the coils, well you get the idea, I'm sure.
So, there is this one which obviously had an airlock as the plunger was kind
of springy, so I pushed hard with the pointed end upward, but held away from
me... I'd been caught before... Cablughoop! It shot a lump of rocol into the
air, almost in slow motion, and landed with a kind of thunk, on the freshly
styled hair of a lady sitting in the seat in front of me.
Needless to say, this was not appreciated. I was so innocent in those days,
what did those words mean!
:-)
Brian who had his syringes changed for a grease gun thereafter.
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"Bladerunner" <bldr...@aol.com> wrote in message
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Troia
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> Now my learning of this has nothing to do with lube or sex or arses in any
> way. I was working in a factory making TVs (the kind that need aerials)
Well, yeah, of course!
The others are one-of-a-kind hand-made, so to speak, no?
-- Troia
Von
> Part
> of what makes it amazing is the laughing. Which is fortunate when
> you're not built like supermodels and don't have the grace of gazelles
> (are gazelles graceful in the bedroom?). So we laugh a lot because it
> makes us feel good and makes the sex even better.
That is so true.
I pounced upon my sweetie, or victim, with a large pair of evil
tin-snips, the better to cut off her clothing, belt and all. The
blades made an extremely intimidating snick! as they were closed, and
the resultant look in her eyes was a wonderful mixture of need and fear.
It went according to plan down through the shirt and bra. Then
I got to the belt, and it was a struggle to cut through it. This
implement was supposed to cut through sheet metal--but it was failing
to cut nylon?!
So my victim burst out laughing, and got me laughing, and
finally said, 'You idiot! A real rapist would just *rip* my clothes
off, but you! You have your snips, and you cannot even *cut* them
off!'
Right she was. And we both laughed ourselves crazy.
I need a larger snipper next time I try this stunt.
--
Von
Brian Downstairs
thestiffness makes it work, but with nylon, it just bends and stretches and
gets between the blades jamming them up.
Brian
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"Von" <v...@noplace.invalid> wrote in message news:eljh0q$jlf$1...@aioe.org...
fnordikins
>
> So my victim burst out laughing, and got me laughing, and
> finally said, 'You idiot! A real rapist would just *rip* my clothes
> off, but you! You have your snips, and you cannot even *cut* them
> off!'
>
> Right she was. And we both laughed ourselves crazy.
Maybe not. I read an allegedly true story once about a real rapist who
enjoyed using scissors to cut his victim's underwear off.
Von
> The problem with snips is the blade spacing. when cutting metal,
> thestiffness makes it work, but with nylon, it just bends and stretches and
> gets between the blades jamming them up.
Sort of like that, yes. Just another example of insufficient
forethought and testing on my part, actually. I should have found
an identical belt and tried to cut it beforehand.
But as long as one does not get too serious, and can laugh
at the things gone wrong, it is okay.
--
Von
Von
We definitely laughed very hard. Her laughter was quite
contagious. And maybe I am a bit of a crazy, too.
If I went out as a criminal to rape someone, I doubt I would want
to take the time to snip off clothing. Get in, do it, get out would
probably be the prudent course. That is not to say nobody would
want to take the time to cut off a victim's underwear, of course,
but it seems to me that spending that time and attention could lead
to getting injured by the victim as well as getting caught by the
authorities.
I believe I shall stick to doing this at home, where we can engage
each other in a relatively safe and consensual manner.
--
Von