Its called a toilet, Lynn! I'd never put my mouth on one of them!
YUCK! PTOOEY! COUGH! SPUTTER! CHOKE!

Well, I'll try to be serious on this from here on...Note, I said
I'd try...Anyhow, considering the number of things people put in
their mouths and the number of things a lady puts in her vagina,
I'd consider that the vagina would probably be cleaner than the
mouth...A healthy vagina has a bacterial culture in there so most
other bacteria will not find much of a place to grow (otherwise,
there goes the neighborhood(8-).) Anyhow, them very bugs are kinda
common in the digestive tract anyhow...So what's the difference?
Then too, my attitude is, "To hell with it! I don't care 'cause it
drives her nuts and she has a lot of fun. Then too, I have a tube
of toothpaste to clean up with a little later...and a bar of soap
to clean up the flavor saver -er- beard and moustache. Ain't no
problem, Sweetie, if you know how to use a bathtub or shower and
haven't been hanging around with AIDS victims, its a pretty safe
bet that you too can be a delightful low calorie snack(8-)...It
isn't disgusting or nobody'd do it. Nuff said?

Eat harty, lads and lassies.
Ol' Grizzly