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Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 2, 2012, 1:23:20 PM5/2/12
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<J R McClure> wrote in message
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>I see that we have two regular posters here that share several
> characteristics.
>
> We have Lady Veteran, a somewhat embittered Old Maid.
> We have Gregory Hall, an aging single wanna-be playboy.
>
> Wouldn't it be great if those two could form a close relationship.
>
> I make a motion that we all form a cheering section for encouraging
> these two to unite as a couple. An odd couple maybe, but...
>
>
> J. R McClure



I thought her somewhat desirable until she unleashed the full extent of
her disgusting and psychopathic liberal bent and then I couldn't stand the
thought of being on the same planet with the skank ho. Obesity, as bad as
it is, can be cured. Liberalism is an incurable disease of the mind.

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Sir Gregory

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 2, 2012, 1:25:10 PM5/2/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what J R McClure said:
>
>
>>
>> I see that we have two regular posters here that share several
>> characteristics.
>>
>> We have Lady Veteran, a somewhat embittered Old Maid.
>> We have Gregory Hall, an aging single wanna-be playboy.
>>
>> Wouldn't it be great if those two could form a close relationship.
>
> Greg tried, but LV kicked him to the curb. He's still bitter about it.


WRONG! It was the other way around. I kicked LV to the curb after she
revealed how rabidly liberal she was. I could have put her on a diet and
gotten her down to an attractive and desirable weight but there is no
curing a psychopathic liberal mind.

--
Sir Gregory


Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 2, 2012, 1:26:52 PM5/2/12
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"Randy Peters" <rpe...@live.com> wrote in message
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> In article <72a1q71gbgtr9ge12...@4ax.com>
> J R McClure <J R McClure> wrote:
>>
>> On Tue, 1 May 2012 17:33:59 -0700, Checkmate <Lunati...@The.Edge>
>> wrote:
>>
>> >Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> >by
>> >Checkmate!
>> >
>> >First, check out what J R McClure said:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >> I see that we have two regular posters here that share several
>> >> characteristics.
>> >>
>> >> We have Lady Veteran, a somewhat embittered Old Maid.
>> >> We have Gregory Hall, an aging single wanna-be playboy.
>> >>
>> >> Wouldn't it be great if those two could form a close relationship.
>> >
>> >Greg tried, but LV kicked him to the curb. He's still bitter about
>> >it.
>> >
>>
>> I have noticed that LV often displays a "Knee Jerk Reaction'.
>>
>> Generosity should prevail and she be given another chance for Greg's
>> company. They really are ideally suited for each other.
>>
>> J R McClure
>
> I'd like to suggest some mood music.
>
> "Paint It Black"


That's also true. I'm white and LV only has sexual desire for *da
brothas*.

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Sir Gregory

Checkmate

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May 2, 2012, 1:47:37 PM5/2/12
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Checkmate!

Translation: "She shot me down".

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Checkmate

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May 2, 2012, 1:49:07 PM5/2/12
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Checkmate!

First, check out what Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. said:


>
Nice revisionism attempt, but everyone remembers how she dumped you
because you couldn't measure up to her standards. Kicked to the curb!
How does it feel?

Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq.

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May 2, 2012, 5:41:43 PM5/2/12
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"Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
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> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir · Gregory · Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>>
>> "Checkmate" <Lunati...@The.Edge> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.2a0a20d6b...@news.alt.net...
>> > Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts
>> > by
>> > Checkmate!
>> >
>> > First, check out what J R McClure said:
>> >
>> >
>> >>
>> >> I see that we have two regular posters here that share several
>> >> characteristics.
>> >>
>> >> We have Lady Veteran, a somewhat embittered Old Maid.
>> >> We have Gregory Hall, an aging single wanna-be playboy.
>> >>
>> >> Wouldn't it be great if those two could form a close relationship.
>> >
>> > Greg tried, but LV kicked him to the curb. He's still bitter about
>> > it.
>>
>>
>> WRONG! It was the other way around. I kicked LV to the curb after she
>> revealed how rabidly liberal she was. I could have put her on a diet
>> and
>> gotten her down to an attractive and desirable weight but there is no
>> curing a psychopathic liberal mind.
>
> Nice revisionism attempt, but everyone remembers how she dumped you
> because you couldn't measure up to her standards. Kicked to the curb!
> How does it feel?


As much dope as you've smoked in your life it comes as no surprise to me
that you can't remember the facts and, instead, substitute fantasy. If you
would not have fried your brain you would have remembered how it was I,
Gregory Hall, who broke off friendly communications with LV as soon as she
came clean with her liberal bent. At that time, I concluded correctly that
she was as undesirable as they come. But, it can't really be said that I
kicked her to the curb. Rather, I let her down gently as I sure didn't
want her suicide on my conscience. She wouldn't be the first women to take
her own life after learning I was just not interested in her.

--
Sir Gregory

sirgregoryhall

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May 2, 2012, 6:42:25 PM5/2/12
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Lastly here's my recent photo, tanned and 100% buff relaxing on my sailboat.
This is what LV could have had if it weren't for her liberal mind.


http://bayimg.com/aAogbAadF



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Sir Gregory

Checkmate

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May 2, 2012, 9:01:11 PM5/2/12
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First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:


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WOW! Looks like you're in heat!

pandora

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May 2, 2012, 9:15:40 PM5/2/12
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And *stupidity* (yours) is never curable.




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pandora

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May 2, 2012, 11:02:31 PM5/2/12
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On Wed, 02 May 2012 18:01:11 -0700, Checkmate wrote:

> Warning! Always wear ANSI approved safety goggles when reading posts by
> Checkmate!
>
> First, check out what Sir Gregory Hall, Esq. said:
>
>
>
>> Lastly here's my recent photo, tanned and 100% buff relaxing on my
>> sailboat. This is what LV could have had if it weren't for her liberal
>> mind.
>>
>>
>> http://bayimg.com/aAogbAadF
>>
>>
> WOW! Looks like you're in heat!

Isn't he always? I mean, with all the rejections he gets, he must be
getting extremely desperate.



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