Have fun,
Rich Soyack
Seesters?
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Oh, I don't know. I've heard this so much from women, it makes me depressed.
David S.
Now _that_ one I like!!
David S.
>My favorite, at the moment, was when she said, "Everytime I'm
>around you I get the feeling that you want to tear off my
>clothes, and make love to me....I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU!"
We already knew that, Rich.
But by all means do have fun,
Sydney
> My favorite, at the moment, was when she said, "Everytime I'm
> around you I get the feeling that you want to tear off my
> clothes, and make love to me....I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU!"
next time, ask her when she's sober.
d
Actually, she said that when I went to her place for lunch,
and she was wearing so few clothes that there was very little
tearing involved.
Have fun,
Rich Soyack
>Actually, she said that when I went to her place for lunch,
>and she was wearing so few clothes that there was very little
>tearing involved.
We already knew that too. Not your precise words, but the semantic
content had been previously conveyed.
But by all means, do have fun!
Sydney
> My favorite, at the moment, was when she said, "Everytime I'm
> around you I get the feeling that you want to tear off my
> clothes, and make love to me....I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU!"
the salvation army has special clothes drives in red bank,
i hear. seems they just need to follow rich after one of his
world-famous pick-ups. ah yes, red bank, new jersey. home
of some of the most amazing sexual prowess stories in the
entire universe. and rich is gonna teach a sex ed course at
brookdale community college next semester. register now, and
learn to have fun from the master.
-alix *and i used to like red bank*
The Salvation Army has a building in Red Bank so you can give
them old clothes whenever you want. I give mine to the AME
Zion Church on the westside of Red Bank.
> seems they just need to follow rich after one of his
> world-famous pick-ups.
She said the above to me after we'd been going together for a
while, although we did originally meet in the local Foodtown.
> ah yes, red bank, new jersey. home
> of some of the most amazing sexual prowess stories in the
> entire universe. and rich is gonna teach a sex ed course at
> brookdale community college next semester. register now, and
> learn to have fun from the master.
>
I can point to quite a few guys in Red Bank who are better
qualified then I to teach this course, but if you insist, I'd
rather do it at Monmouth College. Much better looking women
there.
> -alix *and i used to like red bank*
I'll tell the local chamber of commerce about your change of
heart.
Have fun,
Rich Soyack
Move over, James.
I wanna know about seesters AND brudders.
Francois.
>My favorite, at the moment, was when she said, "Everytime I'm
>around you I get the feeling that you want to tear off my
>clothes, and make love to me....I LOVE THAT ABOUT YOU!"
Then again, sometimes a woman likes the feeling that a man wants her to
tear off *his* clothes and make love to him.
Rich, a word of advice for you. The next time a woman says that to you, be
sure to do exactly what she says. You needn't be shy.
--
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The older woman flirts with a self-controlled awareness
which can make her assaults much more deadly than the
blind rushes of the young -- Iris Murdoch
Surely without competition that must be
``You're a nice guy''
because it's always followed by
``but .... ''
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Kinda depends on who the woman is, but I'll try to remember
your advice.
Have fun,
Rich Soyack
> The most valuable complement I ever got from any woman is when
>she told me that I was a hopeless romantic...women love romance as
>well as sex.
If you were sweet on her, wouldn't you rather have had her
tell you that you were a "hopeful" romantic?
Sydney
> The most valuable complement I ever got from any woman is when
>she told me that I was a hopeless romantic...women love romance as
>well as sex.
>
I know, I'm also a romantic. One of the most romantic things
a woman ever did for me was show up at my door wearing a coat.
When she removed the coat all she was wearing underneath was a
rose pinned to her pubic hair. I love getting roses!
Have fun,
Rich Soyack
[Re: One of his many aroused lovers (what else ?)]
> When she removed the coat all she was wearing underneath was a
> rose pinned to her pubic hair. I love getting roses!
What, she didn't have a vase ?
Wait a moment, wrong punchline...
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"She's everybody's sister / She's symbolic of our failure
She's the one in fifty million / Who can help us to be free
Because she died on TV..." - Roger Waters