Scorpio: In case you've never noticed, I'd like to call your attention to
the fact that the word "stressed" is "desserts" spelled backwards. What
that says to me, with my mystical turn of mind, is that the cure for being
stressed is to eat desserts. This is especially true at a time like this,
when your salty and tangy spirit, which usually serves you so well, is in
danger of turning sour and bitter. Lots of sweet stuff is my prescription
for keeping your disposition balanced and your taste good.
HotDamn...ohboy ohboy ohboy!
Nancy
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There are two kinds of people: Those who put ketchup all over their fries
and those who just make a little puddle on the side.
Luther
I'm not gonna say it...
I'm not gonna say it...
I'm not gonna say it...
--
Anmar Mirza #Chief of Tranquility # I don't need to carry a weapon,
EMT-D N9ISY #Base, Lawrence Co. IN # People talk to me long enough they
Sawyer #Somewhere out on the # then go and hurt themselves.
Networks Tech.#Mirza Ranch.C'mon over# ---Patti Cummings
Debbie (October 28)
--
Debbie Schwartz <d...@halcyon.com> "Clearly it is not the lovelorn
sufferer who seeks solace in chocolate, but rather the chocolate-deprived
individual who, desperate, seeks in mere love a pale approximation of bitter-
sweet euphoria." -- "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion", by Sandra Boynton
>Lots of sweet stuff is my prescription
>for keeping your disposition balanced and your taste good.
..ahem
d ( made from nutrisweet )
[interesting astrological article deleted]
>**************************************************************************
>There are two kinds of people: Those who put ketchup all over their fries
>and those who just make a little puddle on the side.
> Luther
I just want to stick up for those of us, the third kind, who think
that mixing fries with ketchup is an evil activity.
--
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Wellington, NZ | find another wife" - Bedrock by Lisa Alther (*)/'(*)
Nancy (I am not Luther. :)
Sure there is. Well, evil at least. I was sold a completely unpalletable
order of fries on Friday...
--
Ed Gould e...@pa.dec.com Digital Equipment Corporation
+1 415 688 1309 Network Systems Lab 250 University Ave, Palo Alto, CA 94301
"Objects in mirror are closer than they appear" -- JP
No? Not even the woman I know who will not only take french fries off
your plate without asking first, but will then dip them in your milkshake
before eating them?
Trygve (a puddle kinda guy)
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>>>There are two kinds of people: Those who put ketchup all over their fries
>>>and those who just make a little puddle on the side.
>>> Luther
>>
>> I just want to stick up for those of us, the third kind, who think
>> that mixing fries with ketchup is an evil activity.
>>
>There is no evil or deviance when it comes to french fries.
BTW, I also forgot to mention that *real* people call them 'chips'.
:-)
In article <284otd$3...@usenet.pa.dec.com>, Ed Gould <e...@pa.dec.com> wrote:
Er, Nancy (?) wrote:
>> There is no evil or deviance when it comes to french fries.
>Sure there is. Well, evil at least. I was sold a completely unpalletable
>order of fries on Friday...
That heavy, were they? Wow.
Piglet The evil that fries do lives afer them...
[about french fry abuse]
>No? Not even the woman I know who will not only take french fries off
>your plate without asking first, but will then dip them in your milkshake
>before eating them?
No. I like them like this too! Especially with a chocolate
milkshake. So I suppose I should ask... Seesters?!
>Trygve (a puddle kinda guy)
songbird (only when I'm excited :)
> That heavy, were they? Wow.
Yup. Nearly broke a tooth...
Nope; her whole family is dead now--but she is out of prison now and, as
far as I know, available. I'd be happy to pass your number along if you'd
like....
>BTW, I also forgot to mention that *real* people call them 'chips'.
Nah -- if they're "chips", they get malt vinegar on them. "Fries"
get ketchup. ("Fries" get caught up?)
Piglet, no fries on hir
Unless, of course, the cabal gets them, and they become Poddy Fries.
Graydon
BTW from a plate? Really? What about those little bags and the race
to see who gropes for the fries that fell out into the bottom
of the sack?
Nancy
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There are two kinds of people: Those who put ketchup all over their fries
and those who just make a little puddle on the side.
Luther
And potato chips are called crisps, and cookies are biscuits, and biscuits
are scones.
Nancy (ask me how I know
**************************************************************************
Hey, milkshakes and fries are *great*!
What's *really* gross is the vinegar one person I met used as a dip.
The only evil in friedom is when they burn the life outta the suckers.
So are you saying that you like french fry thieving women with your chocolate
milk shake or fries dunked in chocolate milkshakes?
>
>>Trygve (a puddle kinda guy)
>
>
> songbird (only when I'm excited :)
Nancy (Aw man! Who did this?
**************************************************************************
There are two kinds of people: Those who put ketchup all over their fries
and those who just make a little puddle on the side.
Luther
>French fries are not owned by anyone. If you buy them, you only paid
>for the privilege of having them. They are free to be taken or shared
>with others. When they are taken from you by another, you are not
>free to mandate how that person that should eat them.
Am too--it's my milkshake! (And I won't let you dip them in my ears
either.)
>BTW from a plate? Really? What about those little bags and the race
>to see who gropes for the fries that fell out into the bottom
>of the sack?
Yep; I think french fries can come on a plate--actually, now that I
think about it, it's been years since I've had french fries, so my
memory may be faulty in this regard. (Besides, I'm much more
familiar with groping for other things in the sack.)
(Not that I'm actively avoiding french fries--I just haven't thought
of them recently.)
It's worse than that--those pesky brits shifted all the M&M/Mars candy
bars over by one.
Jammer Jim Miller
--
Texas A&M University '89 & '91 | You don't have to be a Marine to be Semper Fi.
"Beauty...survives." | Perception is 9/10ths of reality
>So are you saying that you like french fry thieving women with your chocolate
>milk shake or fries dunked in chocolate milkshakes?
Errr, both :) If she's brave enough to try to get between my
mouth and my food then she will have to deal with the consequences.
Bravery or foolishness? You decide...
>>>Trygve (a puddle kinda guy)
>> songbird (only when I'm excited :)
>Nancy (Aw man! Who did this?
*laugh*
songbird
There are a few compelling reasons to want to live in the US South.
(Besides the fact that Diamond lives in the south.)
Lynn (I wonder how well this gravy would go with the Flower of the
South?)
p.s. Beth and Piglet suckups in just a few lines. :-)
--
A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject.
-- Winston Churchill
Don'tcha mean *slurp!* ??? And don't forget Nancy.
songbird :)
Trygve accused:
}It's worse than that--those pesky brits shifted all the M&M/Mars candy
}bars over by one.
'pesky'? Hhrrrumpphh. Consider yourself challenged, sirrah!
Paul
Blancmange at 4000 miles?
--
Jimmy had Relax before anyone had heard of Frankie Goes to Hollywood and he'd
started slagging them months before anyone realised they were no good.
Jimmy knew his music.
- Roddy Doyle -
I have a friend who orders a large fries with his meals and then saves them
for dessert. No ice cream. No hot fudge. Fries - sans ketchup, no less.
--
Danno - da...@is.morgan.com -
A puddler.
We cannot forget that hallowed, but small, group of people who open the
top of their ketchup packet and dip the fries in said packet, to avoid
any kind of ketchup-spreading (of which, sadly, I am not one).
-the profster
(got a news feed again! yay!)
PS. Only $3.00 for a huge basket of cheese fries at Perkins, and they
will serve me even if I come in at 2:00 am (which I know is nothing for
most of you, but if you live in Montana, 24 hr. service is pretty nice).
--
| E. Lloyd Olson, Esq. || icsb...@gemini.oscs.montana.edu |
| "My advice to you, is to begin drinking heavily." |
| "Better listen to him, Flounder -- he's Pre-Med." |
| -Animal House |
>Debbie (October 28)
Happy Birthday...
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>>>There is no evil or deviance when it comes to french fries.
>>
>> BTW, I also forgot to mention that *real* people call them 'chips'.
>> :-)
>
>And potato chips are called crisps, and cookies are biscuits, and biscuits
>are scones.
Damn, she's so close, but... Sorry, you got the UK version.
For some reason, people in New Zealand (the real people mentioned
above) tend to use the word 'chips' for both 'fries' and 'crisps'.
Context is left to determine which one you mean...
(BTW, am I giving the impression that I'm obsessed with deep-fried
potato nomenclature? Or should that be potatoe... :-)
> (BTW, am I giving the impression that I'm obsessed with deep-fried
> potato nomenclature? Or should that be potatoe... :-)
>
I wonder if we'll ever live that one down.
}French fries are not owned by anyone. If you buy them, you only paid
}for the privilege of having them. They are free to be taken or shared
}with others. When they are taken from you by another, you are not
}free to mandate how that person that should eat them.
Marry me?
--Jim Preston
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
I am a rock an' roller, and if I get much older,
They're gonna bury me with my guitar.
--Ambrosia
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Sure, if gregbo will agree to sing "Twist & Shout" at the ceremoney.
Nancy (I heard it on the radio this morning (Isley Bros version) and I am
feeling rill good :)
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Treat the earth well. It was not given to you by your parents, it was
loaned to you by your children. Kenyan Proverb
>There are a few compelling reasons to want to live in the US South.
Actually, you don't have to head south for stunningly wonderful cream
gravy -- at least, for now, you just have to go to the Cottonwood Cafe
on Bleecker south of 8th in the Village.
>(Besides the fact that Diamond lives in the south.)
Second.
>Lynn (I wonder how well this gravy would go with the Flower of the
> South?)
Wonderfully. Come on down and try some for yourself.
Piglet, food-deprived
Damn, Nancy! You'll marry anybody these days!
--
Danno - da...@is.morgan.com -
I say this 'cuz we're in mid-courtship.....I need a cig......
I don't smoke anymore, either. Don't mean that I wouldn't kill for one
right now. Puff, puff, puff.
--
Danno - da...@is.morgan.com -
Hey VonStein - what's the name now?
}In article <1993Oct4.084951.10506@msuvx1>, nvon...@msuvx1.memst.edu writes:
}|> In article <98Ic03j...@amdahl.uts.amdahl.com>, j...@uts.amdahl.com (James Preston) writes:
}|> > nvon...@msuvx1.memst.edu writes:
}|> >
}|> > }French fries are not owned by anyone. If you buy them, you only paid
}|> > }for the privilege of having them. They are free to be taken or shared
}|> > }with others. When they are taken from you by another, you are not
}|> > }free to mandate how that person that should eat them.
}|> >
}|> > Marry me?
}|> >
}|> Sure, if gregbo will agree to sing "Twist & Shout" at the ceremoney.
Yo, gregbo, I've got the sheet music right here!
}Damn, Nancy! You'll marry anybody these days!
Hey. . . . Hey! . . . *HEY*!
--Jim Preston
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"Never keep a dog and bark for yourself."
--Slippery Jim di Griz
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>I need a cig......
Well, I was going to use this for myself, but since you need one, how
about:
Who needs a point? Can't we just argue free-form? I thought that was
what the Internet was all about. -- H. Biesel
Seth
Okay Seth - send the clue plane right on over - I have NO idea
what you're babbling about......
Does this mean that you second the notion that my presence in the South
is a goodn reason to want to live here, or does it mean that I come second
to the cream gravy?
--Diamond, confused
"I swear it happened just like this; a sigh, a cry, a hungry kiss,
The gates of love, they budged an inch-
I can't say much has happened since
But closing time." --Leonard Cohen
>>Second.
>Does this mean that you second the notion that my presence in the South
>is a goodn reason to want to live here, or does it mean that I come second
>to the cream gravy?
My dear wife! I am shocked, nay, shocked and stunned that you might
take my remark awry! You are a _most_ compelling reason to live in
the South. You are a particularly compelling reason to live in Durham
(which was suggested the other day as a good place for me to move, btw,
by a complete stranger to the net).
You topped by cream gravy is an, um, er, never mind.
Piglet, wondering if she should have used a different verb
I think we need another Tboink. And soon. We must find out how cream
gravy compares to various kinds of chocolate and fudge toppings or
bottomings or something.
Lynn (What else can we teach the birds to say?)
--
Ring the Living Bell. Shine the Living Light. --Melanie
>You topped by cream gravy is an, um, er, never mind.
>
>Piglet, wondering if she should have used a different verb
Maybe, but then you wouldn't be able to sell nearly as many tickets.
Seth
Or maybe she justs thinks there should be a second Diamond.
If thats the case, I'll second that.
--
Larry
We're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year,
running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears.
Wish you were here. Pink
Piglet, you tease, you. :-)
>I think we need another Tboink. And soon. We must find out how cream
>gravy compares to various kinds of chocolate and fudge toppings or
>bottomings or something.
>
>Lynn (What else can we teach the birds to say?)
More to the point, what can you teach my new apartmentmate to say?
--Diamond (whose bird says quite enough
already, thanks)
If we can't get your new apartmentmate to say "Oh my!" or "Oh my god"
or (better yet) "Can I do that too?" we will have to turn in our
Cabal robes.
Lynn
YES, now chant with me TBOINK! TBOINK! TBOINK!
> Lynn (What else can we teach the birds to say?)
Only another TBOINK will tell.
--
I've been out to the mountains, I've walked down by the sea, * Larry Billings
I never questioned no one, and no one questioned me. * My words not
My love was given freely, and ofttimes was returned, * yours and not
I never came to borrow, I only came to learn. GL * my bosses.
Need more data on apartmentmate before making predictions.
> --Diamond (whose bird says quite enough
> already, thanks)
but not necessarily when or what you want them to, right?
THERE IS NO CABAL!
> Lynn
>If we can't get your new apartmentmate to say "Oh my!" or "Oh my god"
>or (better yet) "Can I do that too?" we will have to turn in our
>Cabal robes.
We get ROBES? Jeez, this is what I get for not paying my dues. I don't
even get the newsletter any more.
--Diamond
>Only another TBOINK will tell.
I'm still looking forward to the possiblity of a Colorado Boink (Trygve,
is there a proposed name for this proposed boink yet? A good Boink's
gotta have a good name). I've never been west of- let's see, probably
Buffalo, New York, so it'd be an interesting experience.
--Diamond (seen England, seen France, seen
Canada, never seen California)
Give it time - soon AT&T will be sending cabal signals to EVERY home.
--
Danno - da...@is.morgan.com -
And I can't wait!
And if we can get hir to say "Oh, my Charlie!" then we'll really
have succeeded.
Piglet
In article <1993Oct6.2...@ast.saic.com> do...@ast.saic.com (Lynn) writes:
>If we can't get your new apartmentmate to say "Oh my!" or "Oh my god"
>or (better yet) "Can I do that too?" we will have to turn in our
>Cabal robes.
We get ROBES? Jeez, this is what I get for not paying my dues. I don't
even get the newsletter any more.
Actually, we decided in your case that you didn't *need* a robe.
I'm still trying to figure out why mine came with a paper bag with eye
holes.
--
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27599-3175/3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754(home)/ In
many areas of life and pool, a confident mental attitude is almost as important
for success as luck, injustice, and cheating. -- Robert Byrne
>> [...] we will have to turn in our Cabal robes.
> We get ROBES? Jeez, this is what I get for not paying my dues.
The rest of us get robes. We figured you looked better without any.
Now, if we could just do the same for the brassiare...
(Is it "diamond in the rough" or "Diamond in the raw" that's used as
a compliment ?)
--
Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand. (email for phone no).
"She's everybody's sister / She's symbolic of our failure
She's the one in fifty million / Who can help us to be free
Because she died on TV..." - Roger Waters
You have to move the robe hood first.
lynn
--
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost;
that is where they should be. Now build foundations under them.
Henry David Thoreau
Dunno--there's always DenverBoink and MileHighBoink (where you can get
into the mile high club without even leaving the ground); but if you'll
be there, perhaps I ought to call it the DiamondBoink, since that'll
probably double the attendance.
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> The rest of us get robes. We figured you looked better without any.
> Now, if we could just do the same for the brassiare...
>
> (Is it "diamond in the rough" or "Diamond in the raw" that's used as
>a compliment ?)
Oh, that's all right then. However, I'm definitely holding out for
sandals with the Cabal insignia on the buckles.
>Dunno--there's always DenverBoink and MileHighBoink (where you can get
>into the mile high club without even leaving the ground); but if you'll
>be there, perhaps I ought to call it the DiamondBoink, since that'll
>probably double the attendance.
Oh, hell. Now I *have* to be there. Hmm, it's clearly time for me to
figure out how to make some money. Anyone got any investment capital
going to waste?
--Diamond
Don't you ever wonder what the rest of your own country is like? Don't
you think that MAYBE somewhere out there are people, places and things
worth seeing?
France before Kentucky? England before New Mexico? Canada before Iowa?
Oi.
6 of one, half a dozen of the other. Either one is pretty damn good.
> Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand. (email for phone no).
--
And Antila raised the hand gernade on high saying, * My boss never listens
"OH lord, bless this thy hand gernade, for with it * to what I say, Why
thou may blow enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy. * would he take credit
Monthy Python * for what I say?
-alix
>6 of one, half a dozen of the other. Either one is pretty damn good.
Ha! You wish.
Piglet DIBS!!!
Well, the rough is generally where one gets grass stains.
>Piglet DIBS!!!
No fair! You already got five.
paul
> --Diamond (seen England, seen France, seen
Yes, go on.
> Canada, never seen California)
That's not how I learned it in first grade :-)
Seth
Lynn (and I think it is six, now.)
--
Nothing astonishes someone so much as common sense and plain dealing.
>> The rest of us get robes. We figured you looked better without any.
>> Now, if we could just do the same for the brassiare...
> Oh, that's all right then. However, I'm definitely holding out for
> sandals with the Cabal insignia on the buckles.
Oh, that's fine. We wouldn't want you to get prickles in the soles of
your feet. However other clothing is unnecessary, since you're not expected
to be rolling in the grass (*) (**).
--
Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand. (email for phone no).
"She's everybody's sister / She's symbolic of our failure
She's the one in fifty million / Who can help us to be free
Because she died on TV..." - Roger Waters
(*) A comment about hay instead springs to mind...
(**) And if you're worried about the sun, we have some SPF15 sun-block here
too. I'm even willing to spread it on for you. Isn't that kind of me ?
>(**) And if you're worried about the sun, we have some SPF15 sun-block here
> too. I'm even willing to spread it on for you. Isn't that kind of me ?
>
-a *is for auspicious*
And I'm not the only one.
>
>
> Piglet DIBS!!!
You're already married to one of them, I guess we are going to be forced
to drop the "let". :)
>> The rest of us get robes. We figured you looked better without any.
>> Now, if we could just do the same for the brassiare...
> Oh, that's all right then. However, I'm definitely holding out for
> sandals with the Cabal insignia on the buckles.
I'd like to see you in a two peice outfit, sandals! :)
Kentucky, maybe. New Mexico, yes. Iowa? Been there, done that...BLEAHHH!
Diane
>> |> gotta have a good name). I've never been west of- let's see, probably
>> |> Buffalo, New York, so it'd be an interesting experience.
>> |>
>> Don't you ever wonder what the rest of your own country is like? Don't
>> you think that MAYBE somewhere out there are people, places and things
>> worth seeing?
>> France before Kentucky? England before New Mexico? Canada before Iowa?
>>
>> Oi.
>> --
>> Danno - da...@is.morgan.com -
>
>Kentucky, maybe. New Mexico, yes. Iowa? Been there, done that...BLEAHHH!
>
>Diane
Can Kentucky possibly rival (or even come close to) France?
Reluctantly I would have to ask the same about England/New Mexico as long as
you don't stay too long in England.
Where the hell's Iowa?
--
Richard Hickling,
CRC Epidem.
>Where the hell's Iowa?
Right in the middle of it.
2
G
Yes, actually, parts of Kentucky can certainly rival France. Ever been there?
Don't knock it. England is wonderful, but I would say that if you are
looking for spectacular, New Mexico is a better bet. This thread REEKS of
geographic elitism and it doesn't sound like most of the people who are
comparing parts of the States unfavorably to parts of Europe have spent much
time either place. I would much rather hang out in Lexington, KY, than in
the Pas-de-Calais. I have had some of the finest meals Europe can offer
but they don't come close in quality (or price) to the offerings of a tiny
little place called the Story Inn at a crossroads called Story, IN. You
like the Cottswolds, I do too, but I wouldn't say they are inherently
better than the Berkshires. Paris is wonderful, but it isn't Boston. ALL
of these places are worth exploring and this thread is just plain dumb.
Elizabeth (who would never recommend Dayton to a tourist, but has never
encountered a nicer place to live (then again, the Air Force
Museum is worth the trip...)).
Tautologically.
--
Charles R. Martin/(Charlie)/mar...@cs.unc.edu/CB #3175 UNC-CH/Chapel Hill, NC
27599-3175/3611 University Dr #13M/Durham, NC 27707/(919) 419 1754(home)/ But
there will be no lasting peace, nor any possibility of a just peace, until all
lands where the people are ruled, exploited and governed by any government
whatsoever against their consent are given their freedom. -- Hemingway