A Journey to Nowhere
Leona Freeman
>> Hehe. I have NOOOOOO life. I watched the entire movie last
>>night while folding clothes. Anyway, Biehn starts yelling about "playing
>>for blood". "I'm talking about paying with your souls. Anybody willing
>>to play for blood?" Doc steps up and says <he definitely says> "I'm yer
>>Huckleberry." As if to say, "I'm willing". He says it both times.
>>I swear I have nothing better to do. ;-)
>>
>> Jay and I were wondering last night, when did Mark Twain write
>>"Huck Finn"? Doc was such an educated man that maybe he had read the book
>>and actually WAS making some kind of reference to himself. Since I always
>>thought Huck Finn was a really good renegade hero of sorts anyway. But
>>I may be waaaaaay off the mark here.
>>
>The huckleberry is one of those berries that "bleed" and leaves a stain,
>it's akin to the blueberry, and probably leaves a wine colored stain.
>Just my $.02
Yes, yes, yes. Could be a major factor in it. That along with
the "prickly" parts (unless Denise and I were thinking about another berry)
would make perfect sense. *satisfied sigh* It's the simple things in
life, ya know?
-Leona-(Now what about this "You'd be a day-zee if you do" or "You ain't
no day-zee, no you're no day-zee at all!" biznezz? Anybody?
Anybody? Swann? Songbird? Devere? (email) Nancy?)
--
*****************************************************************************
* Don't take LIFE too seriously................. *
* You can't live through it! - credits unknown to me *
*****************************************************************************
Stephen Swann
Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
:
[ hypothesis re: "I'm yer Huckleberry" ]
Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
the idea.
:-Leona-(Now what about this "You'd be a day-zee if you do" or "You ain't
: no day-zee, no you're no day-zee at all!" biznezz? Anybody?
: Anybody? Swann? Songbird? Devere? (email) Nancy?)
All I could think of was that "being a daisy" meant that you had
somehow "made good", or achieved something (or gotten away with
something). Maybe the precursor to the phrase, "You'll come out
of this smelling like a flower".
Whatever it meant, it was hysterical to hear him say it. Leaning over
a guy he had just shot in the head, encouraging him to get back on his
feet - and when it was clear that he couldn't, telling him: "You ain't
no day-zee, no you're no day-zee at all!"
--
Stephen Swann | Speak to me in many voices,
sw...@mercury.interpath.net | make them all sound like one... - BOC
Leona Freeman
Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>
>All I could think of was that "being a daisy" meant that you had
>somehow "made good", or achieved something (or gotten away with
>something). Maybe the precursor to the phrase, "You'll come out
>of this smelling like a flower".
>
>Whatever it meant, it was hysterical to hear him say it. Leaning over
>a guy he had just shot in the head, encouraging him to get back on his
>feet - and when it was clear that he couldn't, telling him: "You ain't
>no day-zee, no you're no day-zee at all!"
Yup. That and the scene at the OK where the one guy thinks Doc
is out of bullets, say "I gotchu now, you sumbitch" and Doc throws back
his arms and say "Well, you be a day-zee if you do." Then puts a bullet
in him.
-Leona-(Hey Swann. "Say when")
Jacalyn Dunkle
: That along with
: the "prickly" parts (unless Denise and I were thinking about another berry)
: would make perfect sense. *satisfied sigh* It's the simple things in
: life, ya know?
Could be a gooseberry, Maybe? No fun to pick, but my grandmother
likes to make jelly out of them when she can con a relative into picking
them with her. (Usually not more than once per relative, I've noticed)
Jackie | Don't break your handbones
| Trying to break mystery.
| Pick it up, eat it, use it, wear it,
| throw it at coyotes. Le Guin
Larry Billings
>Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>:
> [ hypothesis re: "I'm yer Huckleberry" ]
>
>Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
>on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
>the idea.
Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
this to you again.
--
I've been out to the mountains, I've walked down by the sea,
I never questioned no one, and no one questioned me.
My love was given freely, and ofttimes was returned,
I never came to borrow, I only came to learn. GL
Leona Freeman
Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>In article <3gotq4$q...@mercury.interpath.net>,
>Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>>In article <3golhn$5...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>>Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>>:
>> [ hypothesis re: "I'm yer Huckleberry" ]
>>
>>Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
>>on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
>>the idea.
>
>Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
>you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
>so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
>this to you again.
Look Billings, if you would have had the sense to read Michael
Lerch's followup to me you would know that we already solved this problem.
Now don't make me explain this to you again.
-Leona-(How's Linda?)
Larry Billings
Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>In article <3grf6j$j...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>>In article <3gotq4$q...@mercury.interpath.net>,
>>Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>>>In article <3golhn$5...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>>>Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>>>:
>>> [ hypothesis re: "I'm yer Huckleberry" ]
>>>
>>>Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
>>>on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
>>>the idea.
>>
>>Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
>>you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
>>so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
>>this to you again.
>
> Look Billings, if you would have had the sense to read Michael
>Lerch's followup to me you would know that we already solved this problem.
>Now don't make me explain this to you again.
NO you look Freeman, don't start this shit with me, I've alraeady had to
whip up on your buddy Swann for this kind of crap, once I explain the
one true explanation to a problem, that is the end of it, and it is NOT
to be brought up again. Capish?
>-Leona-(How's Linda?)
Not too bad for a dizzy dame (BTW I have called her that to her face
and survived), I think she has a slight case of what Angie has a
major case of (I guess I'm just so good it makes her head spin :) ).
She has been battling with this for weeks now and is maintaining but
not really improving, I'm going to call my ENT specialist today and
get her an appointment. Luckily hers isn't too bad when she is up
moving around, just when she lies down or leans over to tie her shoes
or something.
Leona Freeman
Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>In article <3grifc$k...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>>In article <3grf6j$j...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>>Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>>>In article <3gotq4$q...@mercury.interpath.net>,
>>>Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>>>>In article <3golhn$5...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>>>>Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>>>>:
>>>> [ hypothesis re: "I'm yer Huckleberry" ]
>>>>
>>>>Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
>>>>on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
>>>>the idea.
>>>
>>>Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
>>>you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
>>>so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
>>>this to you again.
>>
>> Look Billings, if you would have had the sense to read Michael
>>Lerch's followup to me you would know that we already solved this problem.
>>Now don't make me explain this to you again.
>
>NO you look Freeman, don't start this shit with me, I've alraeady had to
>whip up on your buddy Swann for this kind of crap, once I explain the
>one true explanation to a problem, that is the end of it, and it is NOT
>to be brought up again. Capish?
You got me shakin' in ma boots, buddy. *yawn*
>
>>-Leona-(How's Linda?)
>
>Not too bad for a dizzy dame (BTW I have called her that to her face
>and survived), I think she has a slight case of what Angie has a
>major case of (I guess I'm just so good it makes her head spin :) ).
>She has been battling with this for weeks now and is maintaining but
>not really improving, I'm going to call my ENT specialist today and
>get her an appointment. Luckily hers isn't too bad when she is up
>moving around, just when she lies down or leans over to tie her shoes
>or something.
-Leona-(You, Linda, Angie. Stay away from me.......)
OBProudMother: Jackson was playing with his MagnaDoodle[tm] last night
drawing pictures. He then started making letters of the alphabet,
(which he can say very well) I looked over and he had written the
word S-T-O-P and O-F-F. I said, "very good, Jackson. Do you know
what those words say?" He did. Three years old. I'm thinking of
changing his name to "Einstein". ;-) No. I said Einstein, not
Frankenstein, Billings!
Larry Billings
Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
I wrote:
>>NO you look Freeman, don't start this shit with me, I've alraeady had to
>>whip up on your buddy Swann for this kind of crap, once I explain the
>>one true explanation to a problem, that is the end of it, and it is NOT
>>to be brought up again. Capish?
>
> You got me shakin' in ma boots, buddy. *yawn*
You better be shaking, and don't worry, I'll wake you up when I come down
there and smack you around a bit.
Being married make ya mean.
>OBProudMother: Jackson was playing with his MagnaDoodle[tm] last night
> drawing pictures. He then started making letters of the alphabet,
> (which he can say very well) I looked over and he had written the
> word S-T-O-P and O-F-F. I said, "very good, Jackson. Do you know
> what those words say?" He did. Three years old. I'm thinking of
> changing his name to "Einstein". ;-) No. I said Einstein, not
> Frankenstein, Billings!
What I don't understand is why you would change his name to
"any first name"-Billings. It could give people the wrong impression.
Leona Freeman
Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>In article <3gtef1$s...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>I wrote:
>
>>>NO you look Freeman, don't start this shit with me, I've alraeady had to
>>>whip up on your buddy Swann for this kind of crap, once I explain the
>>>one true explanation to a problem, that is the end of it, and it is NOT
>>>to be brought up again. Capish?
>>
>> You got me shakin' in ma boots, buddy. *yawn*
>
>
>You better be shaking, and don't worry, I'll wake you up when I come down
>there and smack you around a bit.
Bwahahahahahahahahahhaa! This from someone who has to call me to
let them into my area. Oooooh yeah. I'm a quiverin' now!
>
>Being married make ya mean.
So do bein' on the rag.
>
>
>>OBProudMother: Jackson was playing with his MagnaDoodle[tm] last night
>> drawing pictures. He then started making letters of the alphabet,
>> (which he can say very well) I looked over and he had written the
>> word S-T-O-P and O-F-F. I said, "very good, Jackson. Do you know
>> what those words say?" He did. Three years old. I'm thinking of
>> changing his name to "Einstein". ;-) No. I said Einstein, not
>> Frankenstein, Billings!
>
>What I don't understand is why you would change his name to
>"any first name"-Billings. It could give people the wrong impression.
-Leona-(Yer jes jealous 'cuz he's not yers.....thank the Lord)
Stephen Swann
Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
:In article <3gotq4$q...@mercury.interpath.net>,
:Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
:>Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
:>on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
:>the idea.
:
:Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
:you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
:so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
:this to you again.
Well, you *would* be the group expert on huckleberries, ya fuckin'
hick corncob piece o' shit. Shouldn't you be out tilling the fields,
or chewing your cud or something?
(watch those methane emissions, gomer)
Stephen Swann
Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
:In article <3gtef1$s...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
:Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
:>
:> You got me shakin' in ma boots, buddy. *yawn*
:
:You better be shaking, and don't worry, I'll wake you up when I come down
:there and smack you around a bit.
Give us a break, Billings - the only thing you smack around is your
weenie.
:Being married make ya mean.
Yeah, but I understand that Texas brides _expect to be slung with a
stupid, drunken, abusive slob.
:> changing his name to "Einstein". ;-) No. I said Einstein, not
:> Frankenstein, Billings!
:
:What I don't understand is why you would change his name to
:"any first name"-Billings. It could give people the wrong impression.
Yeah - like that he's as dumb as the rest of the "Blithering Billings"
clan. Einstein Billings - now there's an oxymoron for ya.
(oxymoron - big, and stupid even for a texan)
Larry Billings
Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>In article <3grf6j$j...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>:In article <3gotq4$q...@mercury.interpath.net>,
>:Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>:>Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
>:>on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
>:>the idea.
>:
>:Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
>:you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
>:so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
>:this to you again.
>
>Well, you *would* be the group expert on huckleberries, ya fuckin'
>hick corncob piece o' shit. Shouldn't you be out tilling the fields,
>or chewing your cud or something?
Hey dipstick, you can't plow none when the ground is frozen---Damn city
slickers don't know nothing. Why don't you come here and I'll let you chew
my "Pud".
Larry Billings
Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>In article <3gthsu$8...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>:In article <3gtef1$s...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
>:Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>:>
>:> You got me shakin' in ma boots, buddy. *yawn*
>:
>:You better be shaking, and don't worry, I'll wake you up when I come down
>:there and smack you around a bit.
>
>Give us a break, Billings - the only thing you smack around is your
>weenie.
I don't have to smack around my weenie, that's what I have a wife for, I'd
let you smack it around a bit, but it's liable to swing back and hit you,
putting you in the hospital, you wimp, then I'd have to pay your hospital
bills.
>:Being married make ya mean.
>
>Yeah, but I understand that Texas brides _expect to be slung with a
>stupid, drunken, abusive slob.
Dunno about that, guess we would have to ask some of our Texas friends,
Joy is planning to become a Texas bride.
>:> changing his name to "Einstein". ;-) No. I said Einstein, not
>:> Frankenstein, Billings!
>:
>:What I don't understand is why you would change his name to
>:"any first name"-Billings. It could give people the wrong impression.
>
>Yeah - like that he's as dumb as the rest of the "Blithering Billings"
>clan. Einstein Billings - now there's an oxymoron for ya.
But you notice that she didn't even think about naming it anything Swann.
>(oxymoron - big, and stupid even for a texan)
-----
Speaking of morons, you missed by about 4 states.
Christopher Cannan
: In article <3gotq4$q...@mercury.interpath.net>,
: Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
: >In article <3golhn$5...@b8news.b8.ingr.com>,
: >Leona Freeman <lcfr...@leona.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
: >:
: > [ hypothesis re: "I'm yer Huckleberry" ]
: >
: >Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
: >on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
: >the idea.
: Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
: you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
: so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
: this to you again.
Oh my gosh, Stephen Swann didn't read and brought up huckleberries again.
You know I am sick of Huckleberries if they have prickly things or not. I do
know FROM reading Mr. Billings previous post that since he has some acreage
with huckleberries that they don't have prickly or sticky things. So, I guess
Swann should have read the posts, but what do I know I am only a newbie, I
can't possibly know more than the pros.
Christopher Cannan
: Rumo(u)r has it that can...@sun.lclark.edu (Christopher Cannan) said:
: >Larry Billings (lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com) wrote:
: >: Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
: >: >Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
: >: >on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
: >: >the idea.
: >: Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
: >: you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
: >: so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
: >: this to you again.
: >Oh my gosh, Stephen Swann didn't read and brought up huckleberries again.
: >You know I am sick of Huckleberries if they have prickly things or not. I do
: >know FROM reading Mr. Billings previous post that since he has some acreage
: >with huckleberries that they don't have prickly or sticky things. So, I guess
: >Swann should have read the posts, but what do I know I am only a newbie, I
: >can't possibly know more than the pros.
: Maybe not about huckleberries, but I see many talk show
: appearances in your future as a dingleberry expert.
: Sure, Swann's an annoying groganmunch, but in the Dung Beetle
: Hall of Fame your picture is the biggest of all. I'm not sure how I'd
: get you off my shoe if I stepped on you; it's hard to decide whether it
: would be more noxious to sully a scraper with you or to have you hanging
: around on my sole all day.
: So, turdchomper, just where do you get off handing posting advice
: to the proprietor of the Satellite of Hate, anyway? What are you, some
: kind of net cop?
: PS: Welcome to the flamewar thread!
Well obviouly numnuts you don't have a clue what sarcasm is, and where in hell
did you get those big putdowns: turdchomper, groganmunch, Dung Beetle. Nice
putdowns you huer.
quir...@ix.wcc.govt.nz
> Texan, indeed. You've obviously never met a *real* Texan.
I haven't.
The zoos here don't have large primate collections. Monkeys, a few
gorillas, but none of the harder to breed species.
- Tony Q.
---
Tony Quirke, Wellington, New Zealand (email for phone no)
"Arthur, you forgot to mention the chicken that gave birth to a human
in Atlanta. Tuesday last. No one knows. It ate the evidence."
- John Constantine.
Phillip J. Birmingham
>Phillip J. Birmingham (phi...@MCS.COM) wrote:
>: Rumo(u)r has it that can...@sun.lclark.edu (Christopher Cannan) said:
>: >Larry Billings (lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com) wrote:
>: >: Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>
>: >: >Well, that's certainly a possibility. Can those little sticky thinkgs
>: >: >on huckleberries actually draw blood? If so, I'd be willing to buy
>: >: >the idea.
>: >: Look Swann, If you would have had the sense to read my followup to Leona
>: >: you would know that huckleberries do not have those little sticky things,
>: >: so therefore could not draw blood with them---now don't make me expalin
>: >: this to you again.
>: >Oh my gosh, Stephen Swann didn't read and brought up huckleberries again.
>: >Swann should have read the posts, but what do I know I am only a newbie, I
>: >can't possibly know more than the pros.
>: Maybe not about huckleberries, but I see many talk show
>: appearances in your future as a dingleberry expert.
>: Sure, Swann's an annoying groganmunch, but in the Dung Beetle
>: Hall of Fame your picture is the biggest of all. I'm not sure how I'd
>: get you off my shoe if I stepped on you; it's hard to decide whether it
>: would be more noxious to sully a scraper with you or to have you hanging
>: around on my sole all day.
>: So, turdchomper, just where do you get off handing posting advice
>: to the proprietor of the Satellite of Hate, anyway? What are you, some
>: kind of net cop?
>: PS: Welcome to the flamewar thread!
>Well obviouly numnuts you don't have a clue what sarcasm is, and where in hell
>did you get those big putdowns: turdchomper, groganmunch, Dung Beetle. Nice
>putdowns you huer.
Save your simpering syncophance for someone who is actually
impressed at the thought of impressing you, Chris. You've thrown down
the gauntlet to start the flamewar of the century, but I've seen ice
cubes that generated more heat than you. Considering the cold weather
we're having in Illinois, you can imagine my disappointment.
Now, are you gonna flame, or are you gonna just sit there and
dribble? The janitor needs to know.
--
Phillip J. "Kids today.. feh!" Birmingham
phi...@mcs.com "Tampering in God's Domain since 1965!"
http://www.mcs.com/~phillip/home.html
Mike Ruff
= mi...@boson.amd.com (Mike Ruff) writes:
=
= > Texan, indeed. You've obviously never met a *real* Texan.
=
= I haven't.
=
= The zoos here don't have large primate collections. Monkeys, a few
= gorillas, but none of the harder to breed species.
If you had been paying attention, you'd realize that you've got the
wrong state, kiwi.
Strider [what _are_ they teaching them over there?]
--
Michael T. Ruff S T R I D E R Advanced Micro Devices
Advanced Processor Engineering 5900 E. Ben White Blvd.
Personal Computer Division Austin, TX 78741
mi...@nucleus.amd.com I am not a ventriloquist. I speak only for myself.
Michael Sullivan
Phillip J. Birmingham <phi...@MCS.COM> wrote:
>Rumo(u)r has it that can...@sun.lclark.edu (Christopher Cannan) said:
[Cannon deleted to comply with state environmental ordinances]
> Maybe not about huckleberries, but I see many talk show
>appearances in your future as a dingleberry expert.
huh huh... huh huh... He said "dingleberry." huh huh... huh huh...
Mic...@I.been.waitin'.for.someone.to.say.dingleberry.on.this.thread
--
"Congratulations kid! You've outdone yourself. You've reinvented the wheel!"
--From "The Hudsucker Proxy" Michael Sullivan: m...@pcnet.com
Phillip J. Birmingham
>Phillip J. Birmingham <phi...@MCS.COM> wrote:
>>Rumo(u)r has it that can...@sun.lclark.edu (Christopher Cannan) said:
>[Cannon deleted to comply with state environmental ordinances]
>> Maybe not about huckleberries, but I see many talk show
>>appearances in your future as a dingleberry expert.
>huh huh... huh huh... He said "dingleberry." huh huh... huh huh...
Heh heh, yeah, cool!
--
Phillip J. "FIRE, FIRE!" Birmingham
Larry Billings
>mi...@nucleus.amd.com, while prying the lemmings from hir ankles, exclaimed:
>>AL-A-BAM-A. It's where the native monkey population lives and masquerades
>>as humans.
>
>Ahem. <tap tap tap> *pause* Excuse me, folks, who's got the satellite
>o' doom? I think I'll be needing it for a while....
Hmmm, don't lemmings leap off cliffs? Just get them to leap off one while
holding onto his ankles.
Larry Billings
True, if you did, you would notice this is the flamewar thread and what
you wrote is in no way form or fasion a flame, therefore it is inapproapiate
in the flamewar thread. If you can't say something nasty take it to another
thread. You silly twit.
Larry Billings
Phillip J. Birmingham <phi...@MCS.COM> wrote:
>Rumo(u)r has it that can...@sun.lclark.edu (Christopher Cannan) said:
>
>>Well obviouly numnuts you don't have a clue what sarcasm is, and where in hell
>>did you get those big putdowns: turdchomper, groganmunch, Dung Beetle. Nice
>>putdowns you huer.
Well anyone but a buttwipe newbie would know that sarcasm "don't play on
the net", now get a real flame or put out the damn match.
> Save your simpering syncophance for someone who is actually
>impressed at the thought of impressing you, Chris. You've thrown down
>the gauntlet to start the flamewar of the century, but I've seen ice
>cubes that generated more heat than you. Considering the cold weather
>we're having in Illinois, you can imagine my disappointment.
>
> Now, are you gonna flame, or are you gonna just sit there and
>dribble? The janitor needs to know.
I think the latter---hell that is all he can do. BTW I always thought you
were the janitor in disguise. Now stop using those computers and sweep
the floor like you are paid to do.
Robert Ashcroft
Stephen Swann <sw...@mercury.interpath.net> wrote:
>In article <joyce_fitzgerald...@jfmac.sps.mot.com>,
>Joyful! <joyce_fi...@riscgate.sps.mot.com> wrote:
>:And, you, Swann, yeah, you moron, what sort of insinuation are you making
>:up there? Are you calling my sweetie a stupid, drunken, abusive slob?
>
>I called him a Texan, didn't I?
>
That's a vicious slur against all fine, upstanding, godfearing, stupid,
drunken, abusive slobs. Some of my closest friends are stupid, drunken
abusive slobs and there's not a one I would tar with the epithet Texan.
RNA
Texas, Schmexas, it's just Baja Oklahoma.
quir...@ix.wcc.govt.nz
>If you had been paying attention, you'd realize that you've got the
>wrong state, kiwi.
Texas, Alabama, whereever. It doesn't really matter, does it ?
>Strider [what _are_ they teaching them over there?]
How to dig fallout shelters. I'm trying to arrange a live test.
Angela C. Lukach
In a previous posting, (quir...@ix.wcc.govt.nz) writes:
> mi...@boson.amd.com (Mike Ruff) writes:
>
>>If you had been paying attention, you'd realize that you've got the
>>wrong state, kiwi.
>
>
>
keep saying things like that statement above and you should have *no*
problem whatsoever.... :)
angie
<tony, babe - ah bin to Texas and ah bin to 'bama and ah kin 'sure you,
there sure ain't much of a muchness 'bout them! :)>
pt
>:And, you, Swann, yeah, you moron, what sort of insinuation are you making
>:up there? Are you calling my sweetie a stupid, drunken, abusive slob?
>I called him a Texan, didn't I?
eat me.
>Well, seeing as you're from Texas, I assume you'd prefer a close
>relative.
eat me.
>Sheesh, whine, whine, whine. You Disney-poisoned sorts are all the
>same. "Why can't we all just get along?" Stop your meeping, or we'll
>tie you up and put you on a train to BAMA.
STEVEN SWANN IS 100% BAD TELEVERSION.
;-D
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exu...@exu.ericsson.se no charge for extra sarcasm
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Dean Edmonds
Larry Billings <lcbi...@b8news.b8.ingr.com> wrote:
>In article <3hoidk$f...@Mercury.mcs.com>,
>Phillip J. Birmingham <phi...@MCS.COM> wrote:
>>Rumo(u)r has it that can...@sun.lclark.edu (Christopher Cannan) said:
>>
>>>Well obviouly numnuts you don't have a clue what sarcasm is, and where in hell
>>>did you get those big putdowns: turdchomper, groganmunch, Dung Beetle. Nice
>>>putdowns you huer.
>
>Well anyone but a buttwipe newbie would know that sarcasm "don't play on
>the net", now get a real flame or put out the damn match.
Get a life, guys.
In fact, get several and pass them out to your friends.
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- deane
pt
>That's a vicious slur against all fine, upstanding, godfearing, stupid,
>drunken, abusive slobs. Some of my closest friends are stupid, drunken
>abusive slobs and there's not a one I would tar with the epithet Texan.
fuck me.
oops, I mean fuck you.
or something like that.
[friggin stanford muthufuckuh]
pt
>Sorry, cannibalism is more Anmar's schtik.
what do you know about anmar's schtik?
>:STEVEN SWANN IS 100% BAD TELEVERSION.
>Are ya'll inplying that I've picked up a funny accent in NC?
yes, i'n inplying that.
;-D
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quir...@ix.wcc.govt.nz
[To Robert Ashcroft]
>fuck me.
A moment ago this lad was swearing he'd never kiss me.
- Tony Q. (I think the Bi-Virus has hit another victim)
Barnum
>Cognitive dissonance there - my larval North Carolina dialect was
>trying to say: "Y'all inferrin' that I got a funny accent?"
hate it when that happens.
rilly.
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