Crazy like an ice weasel

[Jim Dutton]

While my viewpoint on my not careing if clinton lied
under oath about his personal sex life was poopoo'd as the
viewpoint of an insane child molester......while
I was dismissed as coming from left field....... t'would appear
while all but 5% of the population agrees clinton is lieing, better
then 60% don't care enough about to look for an impeachment.

Vindication is my mistress.

Eat dirt commie bastards

-Jeem, This massage brought to you by the Dairy Farmers of Wisconsin.

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[Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller]

In article <6uavbd$hdq$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>, thus spake j...@MCS.COM (Jim Dutton):

> While my viewpoint on my not careing if clinton lied
>under oath about his personal sex life was poopoo'd as the
>viewpoint of an insane child molester......while
>I was dismissed as coming from left field....... t'would appear
>while all but 5% of the population agrees clinton is lieing, better
>then 60% don't care enough about to look for an impeachment.
>
> Vindication is my mistress.
>
> Eat dirt commie bastards

Most of the people didn't want Nixon impeached, either. At first.

But assuming this holds up, enjoy your figurehead. I know I will.

Jammer Jim Roberts-Miller

--
Texas A&M University '89, '91
I'm not anti-intellectual, I'm anti-self-important twit.

[Robert Blackshaw]

Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller wrote:
>
> In article <6uavbd$hdq$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>, thus spake j...@MCS.COM (Jim Dutton):
> > While my viewpoint on my not careing if clinton lied
> >under oath about his personal sex life was poopoo'd as the
> >viewpoint of an insane child molester......while
> >I was dismissed as coming from left field....... t'would appear
> >while all but 5% of the population agrees clinton is lieing, better
> >then 60% don't care enough about to look for an impeachment.
> >
> > Vindication is my mistress.
> >
> > Eat dirt commie bastards
>
> Most of the people didn't want Nixon impeached, either. At first.
>
> But assuming this holds up, enjoy your figurehead. I know I will.
>

Meanwhile the rest of the world thinks we're barking mad
And I agree.

Bob
--
"Since when was genius found respectable?"
E. B. Browning

[Jim Dutton]

In article <6ub8dk$f6a$1...@camel15.mindspring.com>,

Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller <jamm...@mindspring.com> wrote:
>In article <6uavbd$hdq$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>, thus spake j...@MCS.COM (Jim Dutton):
>> While my viewpoint on my not careing if clinton lied
>>under oath about his personal sex life was poopoo'd as the
>>viewpoint of an insane child molester......while
>>I was dismissed as coming from left field....... t'would appear
>>while all but 5% of the population agrees clinton is lieing, better
>>then 60% don't care enough about to look for an impeachment.
>>
>> Vindication is my mistress.
>>
>> Eat dirt commie bastards
>
> Most of the people didn't want Nixon impeached, either. At first.
>
> But assuming this holds up, enjoy your figurehead. I know I will.

>Jammer Jim Roberts-Miller

Tsk tsk.
He kin rot in ell for all I care.

Is that a Newt Gingrich Hood ornament on your Vespa?

No matter how miserable life may become I sleep with better looking women
with more substance then the most powerful man in the world.

-Jeem, no not Bill Gates.

[Al DeVere]

Robert Blackshaw wrote in message <360941...@erols.com>...

>Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller wrote:
>> In article <6uavbd$hdq$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>, thus spake j...@MCS.COM
(Jim
Dutton):
>> > While my viewpoint on my not careing if clinton lied
>> >under oath about his personal sex life was poopoo'd as the
>> >viewpoint of an insane child molester......while
>> >I was dismissed as coming from left field....... t'would appear
>> >while all but 5% of the population agrees clinton is lieing,
better
>> >then 60% don't care enough about to look for an impeachment.
>> >
>> > Vindication is my mistress.
>> > Eat dirt commie bastards
>>
>> Most of the people didn't want Nixon impeached, either. At
first.
>>
>> But assuming this holds up, enjoy your figurehead. I know I
will.
>>

>Meanwhile the rest of the world thinks we're barking mad
>And I agree.

Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
country...hmmm,
Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
He is truely sorry that he got caught...

-Al "Fry his butt" DeVere

[Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller]

In article <6ubl6v$ns9$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>, thus spake j...@MCS.COM (Jim Dutton):

>
> Tsk tsk.
> He kin rot in ell for all I care.
>
> Is that a Newt Gingrich Hood ornament on your Vespa?

Perish the thought.

> No matter how miserable life may become I sleep with better looking women
>with more substance then the most powerful man in the world.

Amen, brother.

[bikerbabe in black leather]

In article <36095...@news1.ibm.net>, Al DeVere <sto...@ibm.net> wrote:
>

>
>
>Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
>country...hmmm,
>Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
>He is truely sorry that he got caught...
>
>-Al "Fry his butt" DeVere

Oh, uh, Al, I happen to have these pictures...

--
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[Warren Cheney]

On 23 Sep 1998 16:20:29 -0400, "Al DeVere" <sto...@ibm.net> wrote:

>Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
>country...hmmm,
>Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
>He is truely sorry that he got caught...

Triple tangent (haven't heard any of these out there yet, but...):

1: If you're going to risk the Presidency, at least have
some all-out, clothes-ripping, rugburn-hospitalization, hangin'
from the chandeliers, crawling-out-of-the-room-out-of-sheer-
exhaustion memorable stuff with a consenting someone worth
remembering.

Prez: "It was inappropriate behavior...but damn, it was *great!*"

2: Assuming anyone watched The Videotape for more than
five minutes, did anyone else start wishing desperately for
a sudden appearance from the gang from MST3K, and have them
sit down in their theatre chairs and start ripping away at it?

>-Al "Fry his butt" DeVere

3: "Monica Lewinsky, you've been fondled by the President,
hauled before the Grand Jury, brought the country into a political
crisis that threatens to either paralyze the political process or
bore the voting public into a terminal coma. What are you going to
do now?"

"I'm going to Disney World!"

-----Warren (while Georges is in the area, one hopes...)

Corinne (age 5): "Daddy, what do I say to a boy who says he's in love with me?
Melanie (age 9): "I'd tell him to get a life."
Warren Cheney Can't stand spam? http://www.cauce.org

[Annette M. Stroud]

In article <3609c35c...@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,

Warren Cheney <offc...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> 2: Assuming anyone watched The Videotape for more than
>five minutes, did anyone else start wishing desperately for
>a sudden appearance from the gang from MST3K, and have them
>sit down in their theatre chairs and start ripping away at it?

Well, I watched none of the videotape, but the reason I did not is because
it was not in MST3K format. I might have watched had it been.

I really wish Pat Paulsen were alive and reading excerpts from the Starr
report to us.

Annette (valiantly trying to avoid it all)
(but not succeeding)

[Robert Blackshaw]

Al DeVere wrote:
>
> Robert Blackshaw wrote in message <360941...@erols.com>...
> >Jimmy A. Roberts-Miller wrote:

> >> In article <6uavbd$hdq$1...@Jupiter.Mcs.Net>, thus spake j...@MCS.COM
> (Jim
> Dutton):

> >> > While my viewpoint on my not careing if clinton lied
> >> >under oath about his personal sex life was poopoo'd as the
> >> >viewpoint of an insane child molester......while
> >> >I was dismissed as coming from left field....... t'would appear
> >> >while all but 5% of the population agrees clinton is lieing,
> better
> >> >then 60% don't care enough about to look for an impeachment.
> >> >
> >> > Vindication is my mistress.
> >> > Eat dirt commie bastards
> >>
> >> Most of the people didn't want Nixon impeached, either. At
> first.
> >>
> >> But assuming this holds up, enjoy your figurehead. I know I
> will.
> >>
> >Meanwhile the rest of the world thinks we're barking mad
> >And I agree.
>

> Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
> country...hmmm,
> Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
> He is truely sorry that he got caught...
>

You have a job? You are working and earning money?
The Irish have finally stopped bombing each other?
The Serbs are not killing Croats, etc.
So Europe won't join us in stopping the Kosevo (sp?)bit.

How would you like the job of sending other peoples children
into harms way?

So he can't control his zipper, BFD. How about the idea
that some half assed PA millionaire hatched a plot and
spent millions on hired underlings to implement it?
Who funds Lucianne? Who funds Linda (besides you and I
paying her $88k /year for what?) Who has tenure guaranteed
at some picayune CA university? Smell bad yet? Damn right.

[Robert Blackshaw]

Annette M. Stroud wrote:
>
> In article <3609c35c...@netnews.worldnet.att.net>,
> Warren Cheney <offc...@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > 2: Assuming anyone watched The Videotape for more than
> >five minutes, did anyone else start wishing desperately for
> >a sudden appearance from the gang from MST3K, and have them
> >sit down in their theatre chairs and start ripping away at it?
>
> Well, I watched none of the videotape, but the reason I did not is because
> it was not in MST3K format. I might have watched had it been.
>
> I really wish Pat Paulsen were alive and reading excerpts from the Starr
> report to us.
>

Wellthe National Inquirer AKA WashPost sent us the whole
report in one edition. Damne if I know why. The dog is
housebroken and we don't own a parrot.

[A device which is exploding.]

In article <36095...@news1.ibm.net>, Al DeVere <sto...@ibm.net> wrote:
>

>Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
>country...hmmm,
>Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
>He is truely sorry that he got caught...
>

>-Al "Fry his butt" DeVere

You're just bummed about that $20.

Francois, thanks for the drinks.

[Patrick Taylor]

Warren Cheney wrote:

> 1: If you're going to risk the Presidency, at least have
> some all-out, clothes-ripping, rugburn-hospitalization, hangin'
> from the chandeliers, crawling-out-of-the-room-out-of-sheer-
> exhaustion memorable stuff with a consenting someone worth
> remembering.

That sounds more like a camping trip than a white house pool table
romp. Of course most Tx women prefer shopping to sex so I might not
recall anything useful on the subject. One thing is for sure - my pool
game sure has improved since I stopped travelling so much.

> 3: "Monica Lewinsky, you've been fondled by the President,
> hauled before the Grand Jury, brought the country into a political
> crisis that threatens to either paralyze the political process or
> bore the voting public into a terminal coma. What are you going to
> do now?"

> "I'm going to Disney World!"

She really goes for the Mickey Mouse type.

pt, "fitta"

[Patrick Taylor]

Jim Dutton wrote:

> -Jeem, This massage brought to you by the Dairy Farmers of Wisconsin.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

you just wanna play with cow's teats.

pt

[David V. Vrooman]

"Bag Balm", for an udderly invigorating massage......
Dave, milking the humor.....
=========David V. Vrooman============The Newly Blue Steps=================
There are eight million quotes on the 'net. This is one of them:
"The underbelly of porn and dementia still lurks at the Net's fringes,
flagging down the mainstream media's attention like a $20 date on 10th
Avenue." -Angela Gunn, Internet Computing, Aug, 1998.

[das]

In article <EzvEu...@freenet.buffalo.edu>,

David V. Vrooman <cf...@FreeNet.Buffalo.EDU> wrote:
> "Bag Balm", for an udderly invigorating massage......
>Dave, milking the humor.....

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Okay, I feel better now.

--
Debbie the Gruesome d...@halcyon.com
"I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 40 years."
_Steel Magnolias_
Nicer people than me hang out at http://www.booksatoz.com/witsend/index.htm

[David V. Vrooman]

On 26 Sep 1998, Mistress Debbie firmly administered:

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> Okay, I feel better now.

Ooooh! At last, the woman of my dreams! Next time, will you
wear the spike heels? Please?
Obediently Yours,
Dave

[David V. Vrooman]

On 28 Sep 1998, Pyrite wrote:

> I pass the title. You are officially the worst punster on the froup.
>
> pyrite, and that's saying something.

Come on, Phil. I'm sure every sniggler would agree that to out-pun
Pyrite is a fool's goal.

:::::::David V. Vrooman::::::::The Shar-pei Lounge, Upstate NY:::::::
"I don't think he's very tough without a knife. And you can tell
him I said so." -Geraldo Rivera, on O.J. Simpson

[Empress of Blandings]

"David V. Vrooman" <cf...@FreeNet.Buffalo.EDU>, in article <F00u1...@freenet.buffalo.edu>, dixit:
>...to out-pun Pyrite is a fool's goal.

*AWE*
--
____
Piglet \bi/ Momentum! A paying market for metrical poetry.
pig...@piglet.org \/ http://www.piglet.org/momentum

[bikerbabe in black leather]

In article <F00u1...@freenet.buffalo.edu>,

David V. Vrooman <cf...@FreeNet.Buffalo.EDU> wrote:

>On 28 Sep 1998, Pyrite wrote:
>
>> I pass the title. You are officially the worst punster on the froup.
>>
>> pyrite, and that's saying something.
>

>Come on, Phil. I'm sure every sniggler would agree that to out-pun

>Pyrite is a fool's goal.

Damn. And you're just spouting from the hope...

[Al DeVere]

bikerbabe in black leather wrote in message
<6uce9h$knr$1...@jetsam.uits.indiana.edu>...

>In article <36095...@news1.ibm.net>, Al DeVere <sto...@ibm.net> wrote:
>>
>
>>
>>
>>Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
>>country...hmmm,
>>Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
>>He is truely sorry that he got caught...
>>
>>-Al "Fry his butt" DeVere
>

>Oh, uh, Al, I happen to have these pictures...

Ahhh someone has mistakenly used my account to post this last message. I
have no opinion on this issue what so ever.

-al "will that do Anmar?" DeVere

[Al DeVere]

A device which is exploding. wrote in message ...

>In article <36095...@news1.ibm.net>, Al DeVere <sto...@ibm.net> wrote:
>>
>>Excuse me, but Bill is a wonderful president, who has lead this
>>country...hmmm,
>>Well, he is a icon of truth, justice, hmmm,
>>He is truely sorry that he got caught...
>>
>>-Al "Fry his butt" DeVere
>

>You're just bummed about that $20.
>
>
>Francois, thanks for the drinks.
>

Actually, I'd pay $20 every four years to have a democrat president as long
as we had a republican controlled congress.

-al "glad I could help froggie" DeVere

[Robert Blackshaw]

Hmm. Well it would have the distinct advantage of never passing
legislation. It would be worth paying "The gang who could not
shoot straight." $135,00/year each to stay out of our way. :-)