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Penelope

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Feb 28, 2009, 12:37:54 PM2/28/09
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There are 6 text messages on my phone this morning. I don't text, btw.

"Hey Piglet, babeeee!!!!

"Piglet babeeeee, wehre ru?

" Piglet, pls call!!!!!

"Piglet,ru mad?"

"Ya piglet ucall??!!?!?

"fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Penelope
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"ElissaAnn" <eli...@everybodycansing.com>

Blunt and Opaque

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Feb 28, 2009, 8:02:59 PM2/28/09
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Penelope <pperi...@att.net>, in article <u9tiq49mhvpreft26...@4ax.com>, dixit:

>There are 6 text messages on my phone this morning. I don't text, btw.

>"Hey Piglet, babeeee!!!!
>"Piglet babeeeee, wehre ru?
>" Piglet, pls call!!!!!
>"Piglet,ru mad?"
>"Ya piglet ucall??!!?!?
>"fuck u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Aw, man! We'll never have that 2nd date, now!

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Piglet, pig...@piglet.org .''.
.''. *''* :_\/_: .
:_\/_: . .:.*_\/_* : /\ : .'.:.'.
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Guy Barry

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Mar 16, 2009, 3:23:56 PM3/16/09
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"Penelope" <pperi...@att.net> wrote in message
news:u9tiq49mhvpreft26...@4ax.com...

> I don't text, btw.

How eminently sensible. One of the curses of modern communication as far as
I'm concerned...

But what do you do if someone sends *you* a text requiring a reply?

Guy


Penelope

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Mar 16, 2009, 8:28:08 PM3/16/09
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On 16 Mar 2009 15:23:56 -0400, "Guy Barry"
<guy....@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

I wait until I have access and send them a blistering message about
not texting me. I have to pay by the text, and when I get wrong number
texts as in above, I have to go through a rather lengthy procedure
with my cell service provider to get them removed from my bill. Repeat
offenders get blocked.

I have given up trying to get the company to turn the texting off.
They always assure me they have turned it off, but they never have.
And at this point it's a bit of a safety net for the Puppy Au Pair.
She's allowed to text me in emergencies, although we had to have a
serious talk about just what constitutes an emergency. Breaking up
with your boyfriend is not an emergency. Being threatened by the boy
you're breaking up with is. Getting asked out by a cute guy is not an
emergency, needing a ride home because the afore mentioned cute guy is
drinking is. Getting an 'A' in math, while exciting and wonderful, is
not an emergency.

Ok, sometimes I relent on the 'A' news. She needs encouragement.

Penelope

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Mar 21, 2009, 3:07:56 PM3/21/09
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Oh dear, here we go again.


"Hey piGLEt babEE... i MiSS yu"

"uuuU pigLet uuuuuuu"

pEnElOpE

Steve Daniels

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Mar 21, 2009, 6:58:09 PM3/21/09
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On 21 Mar 2009 15:07:56 -0400, against all advice, something
compelled Penelope <penp...@gmail.com>, to say:

>
> Oh dear, here we go again.


There's not Reply To: feature?

"im sorry ive met smeone with a bigger dick pls dont be mad"

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Real men don't text.

Piglet

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Mar 22, 2009, 8:41:45 AM3/22/09
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Penelope <penp...@gmail.com>, in article <lgeas49cv6v77d589...@4ax.com>, dixit:

>Oh dear, here we go again.
>"Hey piGLEt babEE... i MiSS yu"
>"uuuU pigLet uuuuuuu"

Luv u 2 baybeeeeee!!!

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Piglet, pig...@piglet.org
"That may be YOUR point. MY point is to live each moment so as
to maximize the amount of complaining that can be done about said
moment, after the fact. It's not as easy as it looks." --jankplus

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