Startle: Burn Mark and Mum!
The Guv'nor
comes to scenery, rooms, even people. I could have Elle McPherson
standing right in front of me, but if somebody asked me to describe her,
I would be lost. I would also probably be in some other guys house.
Anyway, in my kitchen I have a stove. The oven is seperate to the grill
and hotplates. The oven is just over waist high, and I have a habit of
leaning on it when talking to someone -mostly my mother (who many will
know has been living with me some time). The oven is hardly ever used, a
smaller "desktop" stove or a microwave is the prefered option for most
things.
On Monday the oven was used. My mother was out in the kitchen and I went
out and started talking to her. Like an idiot, I forgot that the oven was
on and that the top gets unbelievably hot (nothing like a hot top is what
I always say). I leaned on it with my arm sort of diagonally across the
corner. OWCH.
For the last few days, I have had a long narrow burn mark on my right
arm. Today my mum saw it and said, "That look's nasty, looks like
someones caned you on the arm. Decided to diversify have you?"
Mike
--
"The fastest way to succeed is to look as if you're playing by somebody
else's rules, while quietly playing by your own." Michael Konda
Caron
>someones caned you on the arm. Decided to diversify have you?"
it is amazing sometimes what our parents figure out on their own!!
caron
jkl...@webtv.net
Mike,
ROFL!! That WAS great! I'm glad you told me to look for it. Your mum
really knows what's what! <BG>
Jen
The Guv'nor
"Caron" <imron...@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20010106012724...@ng-ch1.aol.com...
When I was young, I made the mistake of thinking mothers never look under
a boys mattress!
At that age I didn't have easy access to magazines or other literature,
so I used to write or draw my own. Add to that the fact that my comics
always seemed to be left open on a page where someone is getting spanked,
and she put two and two together and got four. Unfortunatley I didn't
even get one :)
ILSA LASLOW
>arm. Today my mum saw it and said, "That look's nasty, looks like
>someones caned you on the arm. Decided to diversify have you?"
Oh, dear, Mike, you must have turned every color of the rainbow when your Mum
said that to you!!
Certainly implies that she knows of your interest!....well, what was your
response?
ILSA LASLOW
icu or Lori
You and your Mom are Hoots!!
What a grand R/L peek...Sorry about the burn,
now that is an OUCHIE!!!!
You be more careful or I'm helping Court save
the moneies for a trip to see you up close and
personal ;->
Thanks to Mike for letting Courtney use that wonderful mind of her to let us
peek into a Mike and
Court fantasy land..... ;->
Happy Weekend Camping
peachesicu
Lori
p&e
The Guv'nor
"icu or Lori" <peach...@aol.com> wrote in message
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> Guv'nor
>
> You and your Mom are Hoots!!
I am glad you think my mums a hoot. Does that mean she can come and live
with you?
Laserlynx
From Your Mum:
>looks like
>someones caned you on the arm. Decided to diversify have you?"
>
AHHHHHHH! I just saw this post! What a great line! Your mothersure has had GOT
your number! <BEG>
Love that story! Hope the burn mark is healing though... :( sorry about that)
Love,
Courtney
ssp...@webtv.net
Spark
who enjoys having toasted buns :-)
P&E
The Guv'nor
news:10433-3A5...@storefull-125.iap.bryant.webtv.net...
> Well, next time you could sit on it and use it for a bun warmer!
Warning: Please do not attempt this at home without the supervision of a
responsible adult. If you can't find a responsible adult, then ask me.
Mike
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"I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are;
because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star.
I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far;
for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are."
-Milton Berle
Laserlynx
response of the Guv to Sspark:
>o not attempt this at home without the supervision of a
>responsible adult. If you can't find a responsible adult, then ask me.
>
>Mike
Uh, asking YOU still wouldn't provide me with a responsible adult!
...And speaking of bun warmers...I think I did a pretty good job warming some
boy's buns recently! Fiction? or Fact?
Heheheheh...
Courtney
(American Pie)