Well, there's 84 cents down the tubes. Earlier this morning, I was
being a bit catty (due to having been awake less than half an hour).
Because of this, I ended up bent over my bed for a paddling with the
nearest convenient tool. In this case, it happened to be this old
paddle that we had up on eBay...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/Scarletdown/Misc-Stuff/Paddle-Before.jpg
Sadly, after only three swats, the paddle looked like this...
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y129/Scarletdown/Misc-Stuff/Paddle-After.jpg
Naturally, after muttering the "fuck-word" a few times, I had no choice
but to end the auction early, with the stated reason being "Item is
broken or lost."
At least there were still no bids on it, and no one yet had it on their
watch list. Ah well, at least it only cost me 49 cents for the paddle
itself, and 35 cents for the listing fee.
--
Scarletdown
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