I'm so old.....

[Chronocidal Charlie]

I'm so old, I cant even find my underwear anymore, and I'm wearing it.

I'm so old, I cant remember how old I am.

I'm so old, I found my mind and cant remember where I put it.

I'm so old, my eye glasses cant see anymore.

I'm so old, my wheelchair ran away with a younger guy.

I'm so old, my false teeth wont chew anymore.

I'm so old, when the doctor took my temperature, he told me I was dead.

I'm so old, when I get out of bed, I cant find the floor.

I'm so old, my head rotates all the way around and falls off.

I'm so old, I once lived in a cave, but cant remember where.

I'm so old, when I eat food, I eat the plate too, because it all looks the same.

I'm so old, my wife died over 5000 years ago, and I cant remember her name.

I'm so old, I cant type anymore..... bye!