"THE COLONEL" wrote in message news:k8b1rm$mb5$1...@dont-email.me...
>Hello, and welcome to the commencement of Thanksgiving Day week. Colonel
>Edmund J. Burke here. Pleasance, my delicious nordic vixen, and Your
>Colonel have yet to decide upon making a turkey. It might be nice, for a
>change of pace, to eat out this year. Ah, to eat in or eat out--that is
>the question!
You are an imposter. The real fake colonel, starts a sentence with "Hallow"
and finishes with "LOL"