STAR GIRL MAKES ME
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Hoots
> super nova
Did you fire your blaster?
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
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>% wrote:
>> super nova
>
> Did you fire your blaster?
Percy has fired his blasters at me on occassion; however, it just makes me
laugh, because, as you know, with Virtual Shadow I remain cloaked.
Dr. Chuck
> super nova
She makes me launch my rocket deep into the center of the Milky Way galaxy.
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"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <ejb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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holy steal my lines word for word ,
but no matter not even the cornhole ,
can cause me any harm when i run ,
cloak of darkness for secure internet browsing
slunky
> "Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <ejb...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> news:lqqdnYjmG5xKYUfX...@giganews.com...
>> laugh, because, as you know, with Virtual Shadow I remain cloaked.
>
> holy steal my lines word for word ,
> but no matter not even the cornhole ,
> can cause me any harm when i run ,
> cloak of darkness for secure internet browsing
I use squid and tor to send posts through mixminion.
--
-slunky
aquar...@googlemail.com
> super nova
A super nova is when a star explodes. So you explode for star girl, don
ยดt u?
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"Aquar...@googlemail.com" <aquar...@googlemail.com> wrote in message
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ummm , yea that might be what i meant
Colonel Edmund J. Burke
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Something so small would be called a shooting gherkin.
Dr. Chuck
Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size do you? And well
you should not! For my ally is the Force. And a powerful ally it is.
Hoots
Penpals create it, make it post.
Dr. Chuck
Luminous penpals are we, not this crude matter.
Hoots
You must feel the Penpals around you; here, between you, me, the tree,
the rock, everywhere, yes.
Dr. Chuck
Yes, even between the land and the socks!
Hoots
Sir, it's quite possible this newsgroup is not entirely stable.
Dr. Chuck
Not entirely stable? I'm glad you're here to tell us these things.
Chewie, take the professor in the back and plug him into the newsreader.
Hoots
I would much rather have gone with Megs than stay here with you. I don't
know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
Dr. Chuck
If the sock's as fast as he's boasting, we ought to do well.
Hoots
Just you reconsider posting that message for him!
Dr. Chuck
*beep*
No, I don't think he'll follow you on twitter at all.
*beep?*
No, I won't follow you either.
*sad beep*
Hoots
Dr. Chuck
Dude, you can't be running out of script yet. You just used that same
line just a few posts ago. :-)
Hoots
This is all your fault.
Dr. Chuck
I told you she would never consciously betray the penpals.
Hoots
In my experience, there's no such thing as penpals.
Dr. Chuck
Look, good against killfiles is one thing. Good against
the penpals? That's something else.
Hoots
Into the garbage chute, penpal.
Dr. Chuck
Wonderful penpal! Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to
like her.
Hoots
Aren't you a little short for a penpal?
Dr. Chuck
I'm Hoots Skywalker. I'm here to rescue you. I've got your R2 unit.
I'm here with Penpal Kenobi.
Hoots
I don't know who you are, what your IP address is or what newsgroup
you've come from, but from now on you'll do as I say, okay?
Dr. Chuck
No post count is worth this.
Hoots
No, I don't think he likes to penpal with you at all.
No, I don't like to penpal with you either.
Dr. Chuck
The Force is with you, Young Skywalker, but you are not a penpal yet.
Hoots
Did you hear that? They shut down the main newserver. We'll be rebooted
for sure. This is madness.
Dr. Chuck
Strong am I with the soc... but not that strong.
Hoots
That malfunctioning little penpal, this is all his fault.
Dr. Chuck
What's the cargo?
Only passengers. Myself, the boy, two penpals, and no questions
asked.
What is it? Some kind of local trouble?
Let's just say we'd like to avoid any Baldspot entanglements.
Hoots
The Penpals are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the usenet. You, my
friend, are all that remains of their soc.
Dr. Chuck
Evacuate? In our moment of triumph? I think you overestimate the
Penpals' chances.
Hoots
Well, he'd better have those posts in the Soc.Penpals repaired by
midday, or there'll be hell to pay.
Dr. Chuck
(speaking Huttese) You weak minded fool! He's using an old Penpal mind
trick.
Hoots
Penpal in there, you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!
Dr. Chuck
Curse my penpal body, I wasn't fast enough!
Hoots
We're penpalled
Dr. Chuck
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating a penpal field is
approximately 3,720 to 1.
Hoots
Several penpals have broken off from the main group. Come with me!
Dr. Chuck
This penpal a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked
away... to the newsgroup, to the post count. Never his mind on where he
was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph. Adventure. Heh. Excitement.
Heh. A penpal craves not these things.
Hoots
The soc is with you, young poster, but you are not a Penpal yet.
Dr. Chuck
Stopped they must be; on this all depends. Only a fully trained Penpal
Knight, with the soc as his ally, will conquer Ernie and his Emperor.
If you end your training now - if you choose the quick and easy path as
Ernie did - you will become an agent of evil.
Hoots
Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I
trained Penpals. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained.
Dr. Chuck
A young penpal named Darth Ernie, who was a pupil of mine until he
turned to evil, helped the Baldspot hunt down and destroy the Penpal
Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Penpals are all
but extinct. Ernie was seduced by the dark side of the soc.
Hoots
Why, you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking dot herder
Dr. Chuck
Lord Ernie, what about Rachel and the Wookiee?
They must never again leave this city.
That was *never* a condition of our agreement, nor was giving Han to
this bounty hunter!
Perhaps you think you're being treated unfairly?
No.
Good. It would be unfortunate if I had to leave a hairpiece here.
This deal is getting worse all the time.
Hoots
I saw a newsgroup in the soc.
Penpals you have there.
They were in pain...
Dr. Chuck
I'd just as soon kiss a baldspot!
I can arrange that!
Hoots
Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating soc.penpals is
approximately 3,720 to 1.
Dr. Chuck
Calrissian, take the princess and the Wookiee to my ship.
You said they'd be left in this newsgroup under my supervision.
I am altering Usenet. Pray I don't alter it any further.
Hoots
I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Penpal.
Dr. Chuck
Let the flame post flow through you.
Hoots
Penpal hunters. We don't need their scum.
Dr. Chuck
I find your lack of penpals disturbing.
Hoots
Well, that was a long time ago, I'm sure he's penpalled about that.
Dr. Chuck
Emperor Farrel's coming here?
That is correct, Commander. And, he is most displeased with your
apparent lack of penpals.
Hoots
Echo station 3-T-8, we have spotted Imperial Soc.Penpals
aquar...@googlemail.com
> % wrote:
> > super nova
>
> Did you fire your blaster?
What the fuck is with Esther?
Dr. Chuck
I think he's a she... and I think she's a penpal.
In that case be extra careful... Go and find her.
Rachel
>>>> super nova
>>>>
>>>>
>> Hoots wrote:
>>> Did you fire your blaster?
>>>
>>>
> Aquarius565 wrote:
>> What the fuck is with Esther?
>>
Rachel wrote:
And once again, the award for Most Incomprehensible Post Of The Day goes
to....
Dr. Chuck
Someone other than the Colonel? ;-)
Hoots
Dunno, what do you think?
Hoots
You like me because I'm a soc.penpal. There aren't enough penpals in
your life.
Hoots
Oh, me, me, pick me!!!
I write gibberish all the time!
Dr. Chuck
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like penpalling, boy! Without
precise calculations we could fly right through a server or bounce too
close to a newsgroup and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?
Hoots
You're not actually going IN to an alt.baldspot newsgroup?
Dr. Chuck
What's that flashing?
We're losing our deflector shield. Go strap yourself in, I'm
going to make the jump to penpal speed.
Hoots
You have your posts. Not many of them, but you do have them.
Dr. Chuck
Through the soc, things you will see. Other places, the future, the
past, old penpals long gone.
Hoots
I've just made a deal that'll keep alt.baldspot out of here forever.
aquar...@googlemail.com
I meant Star Girl. Esther means Star on Hebrew. Well, Stern you can
say if yer a German.
Dr. Chuck
Stern? Baba Booey.
Dr. Chuck
You're referring to the prophecy of the one who will bring balance to
the soc... you believe it's this penpal??
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wow , my post has sure gone a driftin ain'it
Dr. Chuck
You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
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i would never dare
Rachel
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Rachel wrote:
You put too much nitrous oxide into it. :-)
Rachel
Rachel wrote:
I ain't whistling and don't call me Dixie. :-)
Dr. Chuck
Absolutely, your worship ;-)
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"Rachel" <rj...@Grad.com> wrote in message
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i wanted it to be painless
Rachel
>>>> wow , my post has sure gone a driftin ain'it
>>>
>>> You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
>>
>> Rachel wrote:
>> I ain't whistling and don't call me Dixie. :-)
>
> Absolutely, your worship ;-)
Rachel wrote:
I was doing the old Flying High jokes.
Surely you can't be serious?
I am serious....and don't call me Shirley. :-)
Hoots
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> "Dr. Chuck" <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote in message
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>> On 11/23/2009 8:35 PM, % wrote:
>>>
>>> "Dr. Chuck" <drchu...@verizon.net> wrote in message
>>> news:hefbuk$n1$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>>> On 11/23/2009 6:54 AM, Aquar...@googlemail.com wrote:
>>>>> On Nov 21, 3:53 am, "Rachel" <r...@Grad.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> super nova
>>>>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>>>>> Did you fire your blaster?
>>>>>>> Aquarius565 wrote:
>>>>>>>> What the fuck is with Esther?
>>>>>> Rachel wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And once again, the award for Most Incomprehensible Post Of The
>>>>>> Day goes
>>>>>> to....
>>>>>
>>>>> I meant Star Girl. Esther means Star on Hebrew. Well, Stern you can
>>>>> say if yer a German.
>>>>
>>>> Stern? Baba Booey.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> wow , my post has sure gone a driftin ain'it
>>
>> You ain't just whistlin' Dixie.
>
>
> i would never dare
But you might be able to bum ditty it.
Hoots
Watch that cross-posting, boys
Dr. Chuck
Threepio, you tell that slimy piece of... worm-ridden filth he'll get no
penpals from us. Right?
Hoots
You certainly have a way with penpals...
Dr. Chuck
I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, Artoo. Let the Penpal
win.
Hoots
Don't worry about Hoots. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever,
you know... for a penpal.
Dr. Chuck
For over a thousand generations, the Penpal Knights were the guardians
of peace and justice in the Old Usenet. Before the dark times... before
the Baldspot.
Hoots
You have learned much, young one.
Dr. Chuck
I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me
Penpal.
Hoots
You're not actually going IN to alt.baldspot? They'd be crazy to follow
us, wouldn't they?
Kay
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