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Mother Nature

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Nov 24, 2009, 3:18:39 AM11/24/09

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that I have penis envy or agreed with it.....

Do you want me to:

Leave this group.

Quit replying to your posts.

Star Girl

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Nov 24, 2009, 2:38:56 AM11/24/09

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I didnt and never would agree to that. We need you. You go, I go.

Mother Nature

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Nov 24, 2009, 4:44:09 AM11/24/09

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Thanks Star.

Rachel

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Nov 24, 2009, 6:42:51 AM11/24/09

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"Mother Nature" <m_na...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Rachel wrote:
That "penis envy" thing started out as a bad joke but now it's just gotten
ugly. Nobody wants you to leave or stop replying to them, Mom. What would
soc.penpals be without our very own Mother Nature?

Hoots

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Nov 24, 2009, 7:22:37 AM11/24/09

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I'm volunteering my penis in service of you two women...

That's just the kind of guy I am...

Have Penis, Will Travel.

Hoots

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Nov 24, 2009, 7:32:31 AM11/24/09

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Ma, no one wants you to leave. Period.

Now, I'd like to get back to our regularly scheduled dance of romance
here in penpalland.

MeaningWhat

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Nov 24, 2009, 7:44:58 AM11/24/09

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Mother Nature schrieb:

havent really followed the thread. would hate to see you go.

Hoots

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Nov 24, 2009, 7:52:05 AM11/24/09

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It all boils down to we (boys) want to see her (girls) boobs.

That's it.

Seems fair. After all, they got em, we want em, let's share.

%

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Nov 24, 2009, 10:33:01 AM11/24/09

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"Mother Nature" <m_na...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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no one said leave

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 24, 2009, 6:59:33 PM11/24/09

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I stayed out of that thread, but I don't want you to go.

Mother Nature

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Nov 25, 2009, 2:47:16 AM11/25/09

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You are right. No one said leave.

Mother Nature

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Nov 25, 2009, 2:48:11 AM11/25/09

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You are such a gentleman......

Mother Nature

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Nov 25, 2009, 2:50:06 AM11/25/09

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And now we return to As The Newgroup Turns......

Hoots

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Nov 25, 2009, 6:17:51 AM11/25/09

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I like to think of myself as a role model for the kids, the young,
fresh-faced penpals out there just getting their start.

Hoots

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Nov 25, 2009, 6:21:31 AM11/25/09

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Has anyone ever watched those soap operas? Do they still watch them?

I know people who used to watch Dark Shadows and All My Children (they
called it "All My Kids") when I was in school, but does anyone really
watch these things anymore?

Rachel

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Nov 25, 2009, 9:04:03 PM11/25/09

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"Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Rachel wrote:
Starring Hoots as a private dick. :-)

Rachel

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Nov 25, 2009, 9:09:00 PM11/25/09

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>> "Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>> I'm volunteering my penis in service of you two women...
>>>
>>> That's just the kind of guy I am...
>>>
>>> Have Penis, Will Travel.
>>
>>
> Mother Nature wrote:
>> You are such a gentleman......
>

> Hoots wrote:
> I like to think of myself as a role model for the kids, the young,
> fresh-faced penpals out there just getting their start.

Rachel wrote:
I can just see you lurking around Penpal Park in your plastic raincoat.
"Hello, little penpal. Would you like some candy?" :-)

%

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Nov 25, 2009, 9:11:36 PM11/25/09

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"Rachel" <rj...@Grad.com> wrote in message
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i've been to 5 provinves and 17 US states and ,
my penis got used in each place at least once

Rachel

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Nov 25, 2009, 9:15:01 PM11/25/09

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>> "Mother Nature" <m_na...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:hefts6$l2a$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>>> that I have penis envy or agreed with it.....
>>>
>>> Do you want me to:
>>>
>>> Leave this group.
>>>
>>> Quit replying to your posts.
>>
>> Rachel wrote:
>> That "penis envy" thing started out as a bad joke but now it's just
>> gotten ugly. Nobody wants you to leave or stop replying to them, Mom.
>> What would soc.penpals be without our very own Mother Nature?

> Hoots wrote:
> Ma, no one wants you to leave. Period.
>
> Now, I'd like to get back to our regularly scheduled dance of romance here
> in penpalland.

Rachel wrote:
And now the Soc.dot Stardust Ballroom presents our very own orchestra...
Colonel Burke's Lonely Penpals Band!
Take it away, Colonel! :-)

Mother Nature

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:42:53 AM11/26/09

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So this means that they too can grow up to be a pervert. <g>

Mother Nature

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:45:56 AM11/26/09

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I still watch Days of our Lives. I have since I was in my teens. I used
to watch Dark Shadows. I loved that show. I was a little kid at the
time. My mother thought I was odd and I got my dad to take me to the
Dark Shadows movie when it came out. He said it was the bloodiest movie
he ever saw and that I was going to have nightmares.

I was fine btw.

Mother Nature

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Nov 26, 2009, 2:46:50 AM11/26/09

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Maybe you should find out what tune he is going to do first considering
his reputation. <g>

Rachel

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Nov 26, 2009, 6:39:58 AM11/26/09

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>>> Hoots wrote:
>>> Ma, no one wants you to leave. Period.
>>>
>>> Now, I'd like to get back to our regularly scheduled dance of romance
>>> here in penpalland.
>>
>> Rachel wrote:
>> And now the Soc.dot Stardust Ballroom presents our very own orchestra...
>> Colonel Burke's Lonely Penpals Band!
>> Take it away, Colonel! :-)
>>
>>
> Mother Nature wrote:
> Maybe you should find out what tune he is going to do first considering
> his reputation. <g>

Rachel wrote:
You're right, Mom. He may want to play The Pervert's Polka or The Last
Wanker's Waltz. :-)

Hoots

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:04:30 AM11/26/09

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Yay!

Hoots

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:07:19 AM11/26/09

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Thank you, thank you, Rachel...

And we'd like to welcome you all to the Penpalland Ballroom. We'd also
like to start this evening's entertainment with a little number you all
love..

"In the Mood".

"And-a-one-and-a-two..."

Hoots

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:09:55 AM11/26/09

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Why, what have I done perverted?

Oh, wait, I see, yes, I look at and talk about women's breasts
sometimes. I can see how that's "bad". You (women) only wear clothing to
show them off and get surgery to emphasize them, too. Obviously, *I'm*
the one who is off base here.

Right.

Dr. Chuck

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:12:19 AM11/26/09

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Wow, that's a lot of bathroom breaks.

Hoots

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Nov 26, 2009, 8:17:46 AM11/26/09

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Care to compose a little number?

Or would you rather conduct?

"Begin the Beguine"

%

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Nov 26, 2009, 9:47:24 AM11/26/09

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"Mother Nature" <m_na...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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we could let you be the role model ,
then they can all grow up to be rug munchers

Mother Nature

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Nov 27, 2009, 1:50:30 AM11/27/09

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And how many time have you gotten slapped for wandering eyes? <g>

Mother Nature

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Nov 27, 2009, 1:52:33 AM11/27/09

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Is that anything like an ankle biter?

%

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Nov 26, 2009, 11:56:30 PM11/26/09

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"Mother Nature" <m_na...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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is what anything like an ankle biter

Mother Nature

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Nov 27, 2009, 3:43:47 AM11/27/09

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Those little dogs are sometimes called ankle biters.

Rachel

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Nov 27, 2009, 4:14:03 AM11/27/09

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>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>> I like to think of myself as a role model for the kids, the young,
>>>>>> fresh-faced penpals out there just getting their start.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>> So this means that they too can grow up to be a pervert. <g>
>>>>
>>>>
>>> % wrote:
>>>> we could let you be the role model ,
>>>> then they can all grow up to be rug munchers
>>>
>>>
>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>> Is that anything like an ankle biter?

Rachel wrote:
A "rug muncher" is a slang term for lesbian, specifically a woman who likes
to perform oral sex on other women.

aquar...@googlemail.com

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Nov 27, 2009, 8:21:45 AM11/27/09

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On Nov 27, 9:43 am, Mother Nature <m_nat...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> % wrote:
>
> > "Mother Nature" <m_nat...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:henlul$nb7$4...@news.eternal-september.org...
> >> % wrote:
>
> >>> "Mother Nature" <m_nat...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

> >>>news:hel4h1$629$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> >>>> Hoots wrote:
> >>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
> >>>>>> Hoots wrote:
> >>>>>>> Star Girl wrote:
> >>>>>>>> On Nov 24, 12:18 am, Mother Nature <m_nat...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >>>>>>>>> that I have penis envy or agreed with it.....
>
> >>>>>>>>> Do you want me to:
>
> >>>>>>>>> Leave this group.
>
> >>>>>>>>> Quit replying to your posts.
>
> >>>>>>>> I didnt and never would agree to that. We need you. You go, I go.
>
> >>>>>>> I'm volunteering my penis in service of you two women...
>
> >>>>>>> That's just the kind of guy I am...
>
> >>>>>>> Have Penis, Will Travel.
>
> >>>>>> You are such a gentleman......
>
> >>>>> I like to think of myself as a role model for the kids, the young,
> >>>>> fresh-faced penpals out there just getting their start.
>
> >>>> So this means that they too can grow up to be a pervert. <g>
>
> >>> we could let you be the role model ,
> >>> then they can all grow up to be rug munchers
>
> >> Is that anything like an ankle biter?
>
> > is what anything like an ankle biter
>
> Those little dogs are sometimes called ankle biters.

You mean Wadlbeißer.

%

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:23:03 AM11/27/09

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"Mother Nature" <m_na...@hotmail.com> wrote in message

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no

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Nov 27, 2009, 10:23:58 AM11/27/09

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and i touch my nose and point at rachel

Rachel

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Nov 27, 2009, 8:00:56 PM11/27/09

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>>>>>>> Hoots wrote:
>>>>>>>> I like to think of myself as a role model for the kids, the young,
>>>>>>>> fresh-faced penpals out there just getting their start.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>>>> So this means that they too can grow up to be a pervert. <g>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> % wrote:
>>>>>> we could let you be the role model ,
>>>>>> then they can all grow up to be rug munchers
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Mother Nature wrote:
>>>>> Is that anything like an ankle biter?
>>
>> Rachel wrote:
>> A "rug muncher" is a slang term for lesbian, specifically a woman who
>> likes to perform oral sex on other women.
>>
>
> % wrote:
> and i touch my nose and point at rachel

Rachel wrote:
YAY! My turn! Okay, it's a movie. Three words. First word sounds like......
:-)

%

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Nov 27, 2009, 8:18:17 PM11/27/09

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"Rachel" <rj...@Grad.com> wrote in message

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>you never made a sounds like sound

Rachel

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Nov 27, 2009, 11:35:27 PM11/27/09

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>>> % wrote:
>>> and i touch my nose and point at rachel
>>
>> Rachel wrote:
>> YAY! My turn! Okay, it's a movie. Three words. First word sounds
>> like...... :-)
>>
>>
> % wrote:
>>you never made a sounds like sound
>

Rachel wrote:
The first word sounds like hole.
The second word sounds like whiners.
The third word sounds like water.
Can you guess? :-)

%

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Nov 27, 2009, 11:50:36 PM11/27/09

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"Rachel" <rj...@Grad.com> wrote in message

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Burke
>

Rachel

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Nov 28, 2009, 2:58:58 AM11/28/09

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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Rachel wrote:
Ooh, you were SO close! But never mind. You've won a thousand dollars and a
year's supply of turtle wax.

Hoots

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Nov 28, 2009, 9:29:50 AM11/28/09

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Never.

I believe you are confusing Real Life (tm) and the activities portrayed
here.

Hoots

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Nov 28, 2009, 9:30:42 AM11/28/09

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Oh, me, me, me, pick me!!! :-P