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Special Care

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Mar 19, 2013, 11:30:10 AM3/19/13
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Mummy is going to the toilet

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“How are you doing with your drawing, son? Oh, that’s very good,
sweetheart. It’s a picture of the building across the road, isn’t it.
Oh, you’re such a good boy. You can be an artist or an architect some
day, if that’s what you want…… Ehhhh…. look Mummy has to go to the
toilet now, and I can’t leave you alone, sweetheart, because, well
I’ve read those news reports, for example that little girl who drowned
in the fish pond in the garden when her Mummy just went to answer the
phone for a minute, so I can’t leave you alone, sweetheart.”

She takes the little boy’s hand and leads him to the bathroom.

“Actually it’s a good idea for a mother to take her young son with her
when Mummy is going to the toilet. Well, the doctor who wrote that
childcare book that everyone is talking about, well he said the best
way to toilet train a little boy is by example, by letting him watch
Mummy going to the toilet and then he will imitate Mummy. So it partly
for your safety, and partly to get you toilet trained, sweetheart.
Mummy has to do her number two now, sweetheart. Now it’s nearly the
same for boys and girls, sweetheart, except that girls wear skirts, so
Mummy has to, well, I’ll just reach in under my skirt and pull down my
knickers, sweetheart, and then Mummy will hitch up her skirt. But it’s
nearly the same for girls and boys when you’re going to the toilet to
do your number two. OK, so then you sit down on the toilet like this,
sweetheart. Now are you watching closely, young man, the way your
Mummy sits on the toilet. You mustn’t sit too far back. Just like
this. You’ll soon be a big boy and I hope you’ll go to the toilet just
like your Mummy showed you. Oh God it’s coming now. Oh God, I really
love the feelings I get in my anus when I’m going to the toilet,
sweetheart. Well, it’s actually because your Mummy’s anus is very
close to her vagina, you know, sweetheart. Well, every girl is built
differently and coloured differently in the special parts of a girl’s
body. It’s not about any girl being right or wrong. It’s just that
sometimes a girl’s anus is right beside her vulva, and then the nerve
endings in her anus are all intertwined with those in the girl’s
clitoris, and then the girl will feel delightful sexual pleasure in
her anus while she’s defecating, you know. It’s OK if you don’t
understand everything I’m saying, sweetheart. You’ve plenty of time to
learn about all of this. Don’t worry. It takes time for a boy to
learn. The important thing now is to watch your Mummy going to the
toilet, because the doctor said the best way to teach is by example,
by visual images. So watch carefully now, young man. Watch your Mummy
going to the toilet, and you will soon learn everything you need to
know to be a proper young gentleman.”

“Oh Mummy, will you let me wipe your anus for you when you’ve
finished? I’d really like to, because you do it for me, and I’d really
like to return your love, Mummy, in the same way as you gave your love
to me.”

“Oh sweetheart, you’re such a good boy. Emmm… it’s just that people
outside wouldn’t understand if I let you do that. Emmm……... I’ll
explain later. Wait, there’s just a little bit more of Mummy’s piss to
come out……..ohhhhhhh that’s lovely. I’ve finished now sweetheart…… Now
then, watch closely young man. Well, I’ll just explain. Well it’s not
about anyone being right or wrong. It’s just that there are three main
ways of wiping your anus with toilet paper after you go to the toilet.
I actually wipe it while still sitting on the toilet, sweetheart, like
this. You see….are you watching? And well some girls stand up from the
toilet and then they hold up their skirt while they stoop down to
expose their anus and wipe it. Then some girls go down all the way
into the squatting position, which fully exposes the girl’s anus so
that she can wipe it really well. It’s not about being right or wrong.
It’s enough for a girl to wipe it well, and then to wash it at least
once a day at bath time. Well you’ve seen your Mummy washing it at
bath time, haven’t you, sweetheart, so you’ll know what to do when
you’re a big boy and going to the bathroom alone…… OK, so I’ll just
finish wiping it, sweetheart. I do it sitting on the toilet, but other
girls who do it standing or squatting are not wrong, as long as they
wipe it well. The important thing is to just wash it very well at bath
time once a day, sweetheart …..you know …the way I wash yours…...”

“Oh Mummy, can I see your number two in the toilet bowl please? Well,
you’ve seen mine, so will you let me see yours?”

She’s becoming afraid. What if anyone outside were to find out about
this? She is torn with dilemma. She knows her son is a Garden of Eden
Boy…. It would break her heart to destroy him with TOXIC SHAME as
other mothers do to their sons…. She doesn’t know what to do……. She
silently stands up from the toilet with her eyes averted, and her
little boy immediately stands up and runs over and looks into the
toilet bowl.

“Oh Mummy, that’s lovely. I knew only nice things come out of my
Mummy. My Mummy is so beautiful and so adorable. Only good things come
out of my Mummy.”

She is becoming a bit worried. What if people outside were to find out
about this? But she can’t stop herself now………. now that they’ve come
so deeply into Garden of Eden mode…...

“Ehhh….. would you like to look at your Mummy’s anus, darling, and see
if it’s clean enough. I can’t see it, you know. We can’t see our own
anuses, so ideally every girl in the world should have someone to look
at it after she goes to the toilet and to tell her if it’s clean
enough…..”

“Oh Mummy, this is the first time you’ve ever let me see it…………………… Oh
Mummy it’s lovely……………………….. Oh and you’ve wiped it really well,
Mummy. …………………………But still I want to help you with your personal
hygiene, Mummy. Let me give you a little bit of extra help with your
personal hygiene, Mummy.”

“Oh no, son, you can’t do that. Oh no……that’s not allowed….it’s
dirty….ehhh …I mean… ehhhhhhhhh….oh God that’s lovely……. oh son…oh son…
I’ve never been loved like this………oh God that feels lovely…oh but what
if people outside were to find out about this……… ohhhhhhhhhhhh…. Oh
son…oh son…oh son…..I’ve never been loved like this before…..oh my
son………ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh………..”

“It’s clean now. Now you’re a perfect Lady, Mummy. And don’t worry,
Mummy, nobody will ever know. I’ve heard the way people talk. I’m
getting to be a big boy now. I promise not to tell. It will be our
secret, Mummy.”

“Oh God, I just wasn’t sure that you are a Garden of Eden boy, son. Oh
God, are you going to do this tomorrow, son? I mean when Mummy is
going to the toilet tomorrow?”

“Every day, Mummy, every day of your life, for the rest of your life.
I want to prove my love for you, Mummy, to return love to you exactly
as you gave it to me.”

“Oh God, I’ve never felt so loved. I’ve never been loved before. Oh
son, is there anything I can do for you?”

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I CAN’T STOP LOVING YOU !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQXsM1l2wZ8

Careless Hands (that can't hold on to love)
http://docs.google.com/View?id=dddp6bt4_187gpmt3sjh

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Mar 19, 2013, 2:01:26 PM3/19/13
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hi

Mr Pounder

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Mar 19, 2013, 2:42:03 PM3/19/13
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"Special Care" <special...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Mummy is going to the toilet

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You could be dangerous.


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Mar 19, 2013, 2:57:12 PM3/19/13
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he's not

Mentalguy2k8

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Mar 19, 2013, 3:04:08 PM3/19/13
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"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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We don't know that. I'm convinced he shares his home with at least one
corpse.

Omega

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Mar 19, 2013, 3:28:46 PM3/19/13
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"Mentalguy2k8" wrote in message news:kiacns$a2p$1...@dont-email.me...
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A Mummy?

omega

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Mar 19, 2013, 3:56:04 PM3/19/13
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he was abandoned by his daddy

Janitor of Lunacy

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Mar 19, 2013, 4:01:49 PM3/19/13
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"Mentalguy2k8" <Mental...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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Not unusual for Harrogate.


Tom

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Mar 25, 2013, 6:56:01 AM3/25/13
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On 19 Mar, 20:01, "Janitor of Lunacy" <z...@zonk.com> wrote:
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> Not unusual for Harrogate

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Are you not dead yet?

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Mar 25, 2013, 2:20:30 PM3/25/13
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are his lips moving

The Universal Infant

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Mar 27, 2013, 10:52:22 AM3/27/13
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Just briefly, if you have a good wife who will never leave you, you
should include fantasy role plays like the OP in your lovemaking.
Write your own scripts as you wish. You will feel a lovely sense of
completeness. Remember, Apollonius-Jesus spoke of healing as 'being
made whole.' Recovering and rewriting the script for the mother-infant
relationship is a healing activity, a step toward being made whole.
But the bogus 'therapy' industry will tell you the opposite. This is
an inverted species, an inverted civilisation.

pensive hamster

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Mar 27, 2013, 11:03:59 AM3/27/13
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On Mar 19, 8:01 pm, "Janitor of Lunacy" <z...@zonk.com> wrote:
> "Mentalguy2k8" <Mentalguy...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >> Mr Pounder wrote:
> >>> "Special Care" <special.car...@gmail.com> wrote in message
> >>>news:38c3d1d9-f858-4046...@g16g2000vbf.googlegroups.com...
> >>> Mummy is going to the toilet
>
> >>> ===========================
>
> >>> You could be dangerous.
>
> >> he's not
>
> > We don't know that. I'm convinced he shares his home with at least one
> > corpse.
>
> Not unusual for Harrogate.

But apparently Harrogate is the happiest place to live in Britain,
according to:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/money/2013/mar/27/harrogate-happiest-town-live-uk-rightmove

( and see also thread in ukl: Britain's unhappiest places to live )

Could be just coincidence, of course.

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Mar 27, 2013, 1:47:05 PM3/27/13
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no , you do

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Mar 27, 2013, 1:47:40 PM3/27/13
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no , you do

THE COLONEL

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Apr 16, 2013, 11:30:58 AM4/16/13
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"Mr Pounder" <MrPo...@RationalThought.com> wrote in message
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I did all that to Mr. Pounder's mommy, too.

Old Jinglebollocks

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Apr 18, 2013, 7:15:16 AM4/18/13
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Old Jinglebollocks

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Apr 20, 2013, 10:27:32 AM4/20/13
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On 18 Apr, 12:15, Old Jinglebollocks <old.jinglebollo...@gmail.com>
wrote:
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usxi3mk1k3g

We need to rewrite and extend the original post, adding more detail,
as an exercise in furthering the healing process. I'll try to do it on
Sunday when my wife is watching Eastenders.
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