YOU FIND A BUTTPLUG IN YOUR JELLO

[THE COLONEL]

Should you be outraged and sue the restaurant?

Should you quietly pull it out, wrap it in a napkin and take it
home?

Should you knock it on the floor, scream and point?

[David D S]

I would return it to you, its rightful owner, and suggest that it only
fell out
because it is usually not advised to use it on one's mouth, or so I
have been
told.

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[THE COLONEL]

"THE COLONEL" <xs1-...@asianprincess.net> wrote in message
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They say "immitation is the sincerest form of flattery." Which is why I
win.

LOL!



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NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 12:48:33 -0500

From: "%" <per...@gmail.com>

Newsgroups: alt.suicide.holiday

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Subject: Re: OK , LRTS GET THINGS STARTED

Date: Thu, 12 Apr 2012 10:51:01 -0700


Here's Percy Pervert (aka %, aka assworm, aka squiggles) trying to get the
shit rolling:
>>>>> "well just hold on and invalid will be here to tell you what to do"
>>>>
Then I said:
>>>> "I'll sniff her pussy while we're waiting."
>>>
Then Percy says:
>>>"she probably won't let you"

I then said:
>>"She would if she saw my tongue."
>
Then Percy said:
>"no she'd just think about how much your language has lost its impact ,
> after a while cunt , cock , dick , balls and such just get boring"

Then I slap Percy's fat face with this:
"If you don't like it, why not get the fuck out!"

LOL!