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2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it
be?
3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
5. Who's your favorite Muppet?
6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
7. What's your favorite Web site?
8. What's your favorite school supply?
9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?
10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift
store?
12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?
13. What's your favorite tree?
14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?
15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?
17. What's your least favorite word?
18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
19. Who's your favorite Care Bear?
20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no
explanation.
21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
23. Where do you go for advice?
24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
26. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
27. What's the sickest you've ever been?
28. What's your favorite form of exercise?
29. What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
30. What did you do for your 13th birthday?
31. Are you afaid of heights?
32. Have you ever taken dance lessons?
33. What's your favorite newspaper?
34. What's your favorite Broadway musical?
35. What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
36. What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
37. What's your favorite commercial?
38. If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who
would it be?
39. Do you prefer baths or showers?
40. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
41. What's your favorite breakfast food?
42. Who's your favarite game show host?
43. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
44. Do you like guacamole?
45. Have you ever been in a food fight?
46. Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing
them.)
47. What's your favorite infomercial?
48. What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
49. What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
50. Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
Star Girl
Oh the places you will go, the loft in friends, too long, lola,
grover, smoking, my space, drama, Donny (Frasier), Lincoln, antique
sewing table, sleeping, chinese maple, pass, pork chow mien, angel,
moist, Carolina, pass, Pass, salad, Jesus,
neither, no, no, yes, pass, swimming, time after time, not a clue,
yes, no, Sac Bee, pass, US History, oranga glad I didnt say
banana,pass, Edward Cullen, baths, what?, ham and eggs, Joey
(bamboozled), moonlight healing, of course, of course, pass, pass,
garth brooks, lighthouse, of course
Dr. Chuck
Due to reasons of national security, I cannot answer any of these questions.
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have you heard this one yet
Well more rain than we'd seen for a thousand years
Caused financial joys and biblical fears
It caused some smiles it caused some tears
But more to the point of our story
For The first time in the collective memory,
That old brown prairie that had been so dry for so long was very muddy
Boggy and sticky
We'd pull one truck out and get another stuck in
And motors would roar and tires would spin
We'd sink right down, down to the diff, and we'd all take turns and do it
again
Till no one could move, we'd call one more friend,
Come on out here, we need you.bring your truck
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
And the Dodge
I got me stuck in the mud, so I couldn't rehearse
And Chavez too has missed his work
Reggie, he now fears the worst, he stood up his ex wife she called him a
jerk
Course Holtman didn't have nothing better do to, 'cept ranch.
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
Well it was truck after truck, we all got stuck
'cept the big old four by hutterite truck
We all thought "lord are we in luck!"
But he wouldn't come anywhere near us,
Mighty neighborly, mighty neighborly.
We used a lot of our backs, a little of our brains
We jacked up the jacks, and snugged up the chains,
We all did our very best to refrain from shovelin'.
We put what timber we had, underneath the wheels
And we was all out of sand, but managed to steal
Two sacks of the best modern canola seed you ever did see,
That 'oughta give us some traction
The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
Which eventually pulled out the Ford
We spread genetically modified canola seed
That was genetically modified for controlling the weeds
And for big old yields and margarine oil, raised hell all over that native
prairie soil.
Agriculture Canada is definitely gonna be looking for us
MeaningWhat
> 1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
> 2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it
> be?
> 3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
> 4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
dont know any.
> 5. Who's your favorite Muppet?
Kermit
> 6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
dont break any habits
> 7. What's your favorite Web site?
> 8. What's your favorite school supply?
hm.. dont really remember
> 9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?
alan shore
> 10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
neverland
> 11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift
> store?
who remembers these things???
> 12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?
at home, way to work, work, way back home, home again. i guess. maybe
picked up some stuff at the supermarket.
> 13. What's your favorite tree?
fir tree
> 14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?
up till now, william shatner
> 15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
depends on where i order it and what is available. i really like wan-tan
soup.
> 16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?
?!?
> 17. What's your least favorite word?
&#!?
> 18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
what 50 states?
> 19. Who's your favorite Care Bear?
.
> 20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no
> explanation.
answering these questions
> 21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
i would decline. stay at home instead.
> 22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
hot dogs
> 23. Where do you go for advice?
soc.penpals
> 24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
depends on the language.
> 25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
yes
> 26. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
yes
> 27. What's the sickest you've ever been?
pretty sick.
> 28. What's your favorite form of exercise?
typing
> 29. What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
dont have one
> 30. What did you do for your 13th birthday?
who the fuck remembers this crap?
> 31. Are you afaid of heights?
depends how secure i am
> 32. Have you ever taken dance lessons?
yes
> 33. What's your favorite newspaper?
dont read any. does anybody still? with access to the internet?
> 34. What's your favorite Broadway musical?
dont have one
> 35. What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
quantum physics
> 36. What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
dotn have one
> 37. What's your favorite commercial?
nike commercial - addicted
> 38. If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who
> would it be?
one with big boobs and a willingness to share them
> 39. Do you prefer baths or showers?
shower
> 40. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
never tried it
> 41. What's your favorite breakfast food?
coffee
> 42. Who's your favarite game show host?
dont have one
> 43. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
like hiro - master of time and space
> 44. Do you like guacamole?
maybe
> 45. Have you ever been in a food fight?
no
> 46. Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing
> them.)
no
> 47. What's your favorite infomercial?
dont have one
> 48. What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
cant remember
> 49. What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
dont have one
> 50. Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?
yes
Dr. Chuck
He said "booths," not "boobs."
Rachel
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> have you heard this one yet
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> The Chev got stuck and the Ford got stuck
> Got the Chev unstuck when the Dodge showed up
> But the Dodge got stuck in the tractor rut
> Which eventually pulled out the Ford
> And the Dodge
"The Truck Got Stuck" by The Corb Lund Band. And no, I didn't Google this
one. I really like this band - Canadian country at its best. Some of their
other great songs, in my opinion, are "Five Dollar Bill", "We Used To Ride
'Em" and "The Roughest Neck Around".
The wind still blows the dust across the exhibition grounds
The chute still creaks and moans and echoes saddle-broncin' sounds
The horses all wound up the same as the ones that came before
But we don't ride 'em anymore.
Nostalgic lyrics about glory days now past. A great song.