WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HOMELESS?

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

unread,

Nov 17, 2009, 11:29:43 PM11/17/09

to

Have you ever wondered about this, or do you just go on jerking off in your
white bread world? What I've always wondered is why do these people take a
dump? Granted they use the public toilets in our beautiful parks, but what
about those times they climb outa their smelly sleeping bags with a raging
case of the squirts? I don't know about you, but I don't wanna go there!

--
Only a few men can be truly free; to be, in the proper sense of the word,
sui juris, master of his own time and powers, and able to say every morning,
"This day is my own."

Rachel

unread,

Nov 17, 2009, 11:48:37 PM11/17/09

to

"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" wrote:
> Have you ever wondered about this, or do you just go on jerking off in
> your white bread world? What I've always wondered is why do these people
> take a dump? Granted they use the public toilets in our beautiful parks,
> but what about those times they climb outa their smelly sleeping bags with
> a raging case of the squirts? I don't know about you, but I don't wanna
> go there!
>

Rachel wrote:
And yet you're the one who brought it up.

cal

unread,

Nov 18, 2009, 1:29:00 AM11/18/09

to

On 11/17/09 11:29 PM, in article
HbOdnUneeO-n5Z7W...@giganews.com, "Colonel Edmund J. Burke"
<edmun...@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Have you ever wondered about this, or do you just go on jerking off in your
> white bread world?

neither, your kernelship. i know why there are so many homeless: untreated
mental illness and extreme poverty. typically the two together, but either
may do the trick on its own.

Phelim Bastow

unread,

Nov 18, 2009, 7:07:49 AM11/18/09

to

"%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> Is Percy sui juris? I think not.
>
> notice how i'm all he talks about

Perce you seem to be an expert, so I value your opinion
on the following.
'Colonel Cornhole Pfag' forms 2 anagrams:-

1.Colon Challenger Poof
2.Cellophane Colon Frog

Q. Which is more appropriate, poof or frog? We could
put it to the vote?

Colonel Edmund J. Burke

unread,

Nov 18, 2009, 1:37:28 PM11/18/09

to

"Phelim Bastow" <foobar....@foobar.net> wrote in message
news:hsRMm.31756$ce7....@newsfe10.ams2...

> "%" <per...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>> Is Percy sui juris? I think not.
>>

Thank you, Mr. Barstool; you're questions and opinions are highly valued
here.

Phelim Bastow

unread,

Nov 19, 2009, 8:35:44 AM11/19/09

to

"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <edmun...@yahoo.com> wrote

in message
news:JJCdnZ_v6KR3o5nW...@giganews.com...

Here's a question burk - Why do you spend so much time
sniffing around kiddies' playgrounds?

"Colonel Edmund J. Burke" <edmun...@yahoo.com> wrote

in message
news:646dnYRuwZbOXWPX...@giganews.com...
> Have you ever wondered just who designs these
> structures for children's playgrounds these days?
> Pleasance thinks they are designed by dentists. Why?
> Well just look at all those things that are just
> perfect for knocking out teeth.

Hoots

unread,

Nov 20, 2009, 6:33:02 AM11/20/09

to

Who's Barstool?

Bertie Doe

unread,

Nov 20, 2009, 7:23:26 PM11/20/09

to

"Hoots" <ratt...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:he5upf$j40$1...@news.eternal-september.org...

According to Burk, licking a barstool is the best
aphrodisiac.