Hot Guy Needs Sublet/Room in NYC ASAP!!
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For clarity, when I posted that I needed a sublet, I didn't mean that I
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"roommate" situation...from NOW until the end of AUGUST...
Anyone interested or know of friends in search of a roommate, etc?
Thanks--
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Give me a message with your number.... I'm a very gdlkng, hot professional
who is distrcreet and perhaps interested. Just looking for a place to stay,
or some fun, too?
Jess Anderson
<ma...@panix.com> wrote:
>Cobra Woman <ma...@panix.com> wrote:
> >>I don't think that the Weather Jesus is quite ready for
> >>Wisconsin at this time of year. He was dressed for winter
> >>when we were in Fort Lauderdale.
>abe...@news.aoml.erl.gov (Sim Aberson) writes:
> >But Mara, it was only 78F and sunny! Brrrr.
>As I said, Jess, it's not quite time for him to head for Madison.
We know how to keep people warm, trust me on that.
I've had some practice, you see.
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John Dorrance
>In article <D390G...@spdcc.com> tha...@spdcc.com (John Dorrance) writes:
>>Season Marie Taylor <cz...@email.unc.edu> wrote:
>>>Arne Adolfsen <adol...@mizar.usc.edu> wrote:
>>>>sh...@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore) writes:
>>>
>>>>>I really wish people would post their SAT scores. I think
>>>>>it would help all 110,000 of us decide just how gdlkng, hot,
>>>>>professional, and distrcreet they are.
>>>>690 verbal, 480 math (damn you, New Math!).
>>>610 verbal, 720 math
>>But I didn't take the SAT. I took the ACT (31 composite; English scores
>>around 35 or 36, math 24). Is that good enough?
>
>Are those scores metric or something?
Oh, you sweet man! No, actually, I'm just earth-shatteringly dumb.
John
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>
>>Take it. I wanna be Season's roomie.
>
>oh, but john, honey, are you willing to move all the way out here to
>chapel hill, where we have many random weirdos, some of whom go around
>shooting at random people in a crowded area of downtown?
It'll give me a chance to wear that bulletproof plastic raincoat that's
been languishing in my closet all these years!
>and even then, could you stand to live with me who, though anal about some
>things, has books and clothes strewn all about her room?
We'll just put a snow fence between your side of the place and mine. *Or*
(and this could be *fun*!) we could let all the crap *mix* *together* and
our clothing and reading materials can be exchanged freely. ("Look! I'm
reading *Cosmo* today!" "Look! I'm reading *Spurs*!")
>i mean, *of* *course* you are welcome, snookums, but i don't think life
>here would suit you much...
Oh, heck. Any place I can bury my hat.
Sammie L. Foss
cz...@email.unc.edu (Season Marie Taylor) writes in response to Thaaang's
roming w/her:
>oh, but john, honey, are you willing to move all the way out here to
>chapel hill, where we have many random weirdos, some of whom go around
>shooting at random people in a crowded area of downtown?
>things, has books and clothes strewn all about her room?
um, MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, I will I will!
How far is Chapel Hill from Athens?
>season, wondering if Steve has posted the picture she sent him last week
Sammie, going to find out.
GENE WARD SMITH
cz...@email.unc.edu (Season Marie Taylor) writes:
>In article <3g6oia$n...@mizar.usc.edu>,
>Arne Adolfsen <adol...@mizar.usc.edu> wrote:
>>690 verbal, 480 math (damn you, New Math!).
>610 verbal, 720 math
This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT. In my
case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm hinting
at my secret shame here, of course.
--
Gene Ward Smith/Brahms Gang/University of Toledo
gsm...@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Peter M Strimer
In article <D3C8n...@utnetw.utoledo.edu>,
GENE WARD SMITH <gsm...@uoft02.utoledo.edu> wrote:
>This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
>who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT.
Waitaminnit! What does that do to those of us whose scores were almost even?
>In my case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm
>hinting at my secret shame here, of course.
What's this? You got a higher verbal score than math?
Thomas Yan
>In article <3g9mrp$1i...@bigblue.oit.unc.edu>,
>cz...@email.unc.edu (Season Marie Taylor) writes:
>>In article <3g6oia$n...@mizar.usc.edu>,
>>Arne Adolfsen <adol...@mizar.usc.edu> wrote:
>
>>>690 verbal, 480 math (damn you, New Math!).
>
>>610 verbal, 720 math
wow! i got a higher verbal score than arne! well, i guess i really
should say comparable since i got a 700. i think this is clearly
evidence that sat verbal scores have little bearing on writing
ability. and i guess that it's even more true of gre scores (see
below). i forget -- are they're supposed to measure reading
comprehension and vocabulary?
>This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
>who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT. In my
>case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm hinting
>at my secret shame here, of course.
what about people who take the sat multiple times (there are those,
right?) and whose scores flip?
and what about my case where my scores from psat verbal to sat verbal
to english achievement dropped by 30 points each time, and then i got
a perfect score on the gre verbal. i guess my gre score is a fluke:
did my reading comprehension and vocabulary really improve, in
contrast to the 30 point drops? certainly my spelling and grammar had
already started deteriorating -- i've pretty much lost the who/whom
and that/which distinctions.
- t
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Tim Wilson
(GENE WARD SMITH) writes:
>This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
>who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT. In my
>case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm hinting
>at my secret shame here, of course.
I imagine that you and I could found a support group for this
situation.
--
Tim Wilson <t-wi...@memphis.edu>
Brian Kane
:In a previous article, sh...@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore) says:
:>I really wish people would post their SAT scores.
:I would, if I hadn't forgotten what they were.
Yeah, what she said.
I can, however, remember the color level I had achieved
on the SRA in first grade (aqua) when my classmates realized
I was a mutant genius when it came to reading!
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a flying squirrel
>I can, however, remember the color level I had achieved
>on the SRA in first grade (aqua) when my classmates realized
>I was a mutant genius when it came to reading!
Whereas now you are just a mutant genius?
It's just *too* weird -- as soon as you mentioned "SRA aqua", I could
see that box and all the different colours. And what a segue into
an ObMotss: the boy that I did most of the reading together with was
later the one I had sex with in a boxcar. Yum!
skwirl, who thought that playing with his friend's cock was far
more interesting than SRA.
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Brian Kane
:AstroQuasar:
Please, call me Cool Young Blob! :^)
:>I can, however, remember the color level I had achieved
:>on the SRA in first grade (aqua) when my classmates realized
:>I was a mutant genius when it came to reading!
:Whereas now you are just a mutant genius?
Let's just say mutant...(that's what my first boyfriend,
John, called me)
:It's just *too* weird -- as soon as you mentioned "SRA aqua", I could
:see that box and all the different colours. And what a segue into
:an ObMotss: the boy that I did most of the reading together with was
:later the one I had sex with in a boxcar. Yum!
I did my SRA series alone, I was so far ahead of the rest of
the class. Maybe that explains my predilection for wanking
off alone. I need someone to cure me of that habit. Any
volunteers?
:skwirl, who thought that playing with his friend's cock was far
:more interesting than SRA.
ObAstrologyReligionSpiritualityPsychicFriends:
Why has no one gotten into "dick reading" yet? It seems to
me that one could tell a whole lot by the pattern of veins
on the various phalli of friends and strangers...
Astroboy, not one for hairy palms or crystal balls...
Bob Donahue
: In article <D3C8n...@utnetw.utoledo.edu> gsm...@uoft02.utoledo.edu
: (GENE WARD SMITH) writes:
I took my SAT's so long ago that I can't remember what I got.
I *do* remember my GRE's though - 680 790 790. I esp. liked the
qualitative section, and the last time I took the GRE's (1986)
being VERY happy that the "extra" test was a qual. (All logic problems,
wheeeeee! You had to do 25 in 30 minutes, or something like that.
The first time I took the GRE's I found an error in one question (I
was able to eliminate all the answers, and in the time left over
from answering the rest of the questions, write ait up on a scratch
sheet and handed it in with the test. Apparently two other people
found the same mistake. [The GRE people claimed that there was an
answer and would divulge it for something like $25 - ha!]
But to state my qualifications for this support group,
my Physics GRE score was so low, I think they had to invent new #'s
for it. BIG PROBLEM - NEVER, *never* *never* take the subject GRE's
in November or December! A ***LOT*** of schools use them for
qualifying exams for their grad students, and thus the scaled scores
are way out of whack. IF I had taken the same test in like, March,
I would've scored 100+ higher it turns out.
BBC
P.S. one of the questions in the Physics GRE listed four physicists
and asked us to rank them in order of when they made their contributions
to physics. I mean come on - I think history is important but for
a 100-question test they could've been a little more on-topic.
Brian Kane
:But to state my qualifications for this support group,
:my Physics GRE score was so low, I think they had to invent new #'s
:for it. BIG PROBLEM - NEVER, *never* *never* take the subject GRE's
:in November or December! A ***LOT*** of schools use them for
:qualifying exams for their grad students, and thus the scaled scores
:are way out of whack. IF I had taken the same test in like, March,
:I would've scored 100+ higher it turns out.
Thanks for the advice, 7 years too late! :^) :^)
BDK, who wished there had been a subject test in Astronomy
Kenji Matsuoka
: a flying squirrel (skw...@netcom.com) wrote:
:
: :AstroQuasar:
:
: Please, call me Cool Young Blob! :^)
How about Sum Yung Guy?
: ObAstrologyReligionSpiritualityPsychicFriends:
:
: Why has no one gotten into "dick reading" yet?
Let's just say that some men are epics, others, haiku.
: It seems to
: me that one could tell a whole lot by the pattern of veins
: on the various phalli of friends and strangers...
It's a bad habit to read while you eat, you know.
Kenji
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Sammie L. Foss
cz...@email.unc.edu (Season Marie Taylor) writes:
>In article <17338C...@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU>,
>Sammie L. Foss <S...@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU> wrote:
>>*raises hand*
>
>*professor voice mode on*
>
>Sammie, did you have something to add to our discussion?
>
>>um, MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME, I will I will!
>>How far is Chapel Hill from Athens?
>
Well, Atlanta is about 1 to 1.5 from here so that puts it about 4.
>so was it there?
Yes, but I haven't seen it yet.
Sammie
Kenji Matsuoka
: (GENE WARD SMITH) writes:
:
: >This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
: >who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT. In my
: >case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm hinting
: >at my secret shame here, of course.
:
: I imagine that you and I could found a support group for this
: situation.
Can I join? I don't remember my relative SAT scores, but I do remember
that my verbal GRE was the highest of the three . . .
Linda Ryan
On Wed, 1 Feb 1995, GENE WARD SMITH wrote:
[stuff about SAT scores snipped]
> This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
> who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT. In my
> case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm hinting
> at my secret shame here, of course.
Hell, I'll say it...I never took the SAT! There, my secret's out. I
don't have a degree (other than high school), and I have to take remedial
math courses at the Jr. College in order to "work up" to the stuff for my
Computer Science degree, that I think I'm going to change to English
anyway. So There...I'm a qualified idiot...but I'll own my home in 10
years and I make twice as much now as I could if I were teaching English
at the college level...and...but, uhm uh...so what was I talking about?
*frown*
TTFN
Linda
Brian Kane
:Brian Kane <ka...@buast7.bu.edu> wrote:
::a flying squirrel (skw...@netcom.com) wrote:
::
:::AstroQuasar:
::
::Please, call me Cool Young Blob! :^)
:How about Sum Yung Guy?
Or, if yer into shrimping and don't like chicken,
Sum Yung Tom!
::ObAstrologyReligionSpiritualityPsychicFriends:
::
::Why has no one gotten into "dick reading" yet?
:Let's just say that some men are epics, others, haiku.
So, Kenj, are you into sagas or sonnets?
::It seems to
::me that one could tell a whole lot by the pattern of veins
::on the various phalli of friends and strangers...
:It's a bad habit to read while you eat, you know.
Not to mention the fact that maternal admonitions like
"Don't chew with your mouth open" just don't make sense!
Astroboy, who always licks his plate
Richard Lamberty
>I did my SRA series alone, I was so far ahead of the rest of
>the class. Maybe that explains my predilection for wanking
>off alone. I need someone to cure me of that habit. Any
>volunteers?
Did someone call? I specialize in helping mutants overcome socalization
problems. We redheads have a knack for drawing out soloists.
You just warp your hot mutant body over to my house where we
can begin your lessons in safe and comfortable space. We can
start by showering together. Please remember to bring Richard's
(the OTHER Richard's) shower directions. (They'll need to be
modified a little. Less emphasis on clean, more emphasis on
cuddling (and stuff), but they might server as a useful starting
place.)
rexl, redhead always willing to lend a helping hand.
Season Marie Taylor
Kenji Matsuoka <ke...@lila.physics.sunysb.edu> wrote:
>How about Sum Yung Guy?
isn't that "cumo sum yung guy?"
season, who is scheming of ways to exact revenge (disclaimer: not on anyone
here)
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Season Marie Taylor
Sammie L. Foss <S...@UGA.CC.UGA.EDU> wrote:
>>>How far is Chapel Hill from Athens?
>>hmmm...i'm thinking about 5 hours maybe....atlanta is 5 1/2 to 6...
>Well, Atlanta is about 1 to 1.5 from here so that puts it about 4.
so when should i expect you? :)
>>so was it there?
>Yes, but I haven't seen it yet.
and why not? huh? huh? :)
season, who ought to be cleaning up her hell hole of a room now that she
actually has time, but she really doesn't feel like it...
David DeLaney
|Bob Donahue (don...@omphalos.skepsis.com) wrote:
|:But to state my qualifications for this support group,
|:my Physics GRE score was so low, I think they had to invent new #'s
|:for it. BIG PROBLEM - NEVER, *never* *never* take the subject GRE's
|:in November or December! A ***LOT*** of schools use them for
|:qualifying exams for their grad students, and thus the scaled scores
|:are way out of whack. IF I had taken the same test in like, March,
|:I would've scored 100+ higher it turns out.
|
|Thanks for the advice, 7 years too late! :^) :^)
So... if I *hadn't* taken mine in December, I woulda got better than a 960
on it? (And yes, my Verbal SAT was higher than my Math. I shall construct
a word problem from which both can be deduced if anyone is interested...)
Dave "And I'd've missed the chance to accidentally pick up an NSF grant as
well!" DeLaney
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Nick Fitch
Linda Ryan <lr...@explorer.csc.com> wrote:
>Hell, I'll say it...I never took the SAT! There, my secret's out.
Yes, well, if it's any consolation, we don't have SATs where I come from.
Somehow, however, we manage to do quite well without it.
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...drumroll, please...
**** EXACTLY THE SAME ****
John Whiteside
: This is one of those basic differences, like top/bottom or het/homo--people
: who have a higher math SAT vs people who have a higher verbal SAT. In my
: case it's simply too embarrassing to admit which group I'm in. I'm hinting
: at my secret shame here, of course.
Oh, dear. My scores were only 10 points apart. Does that make me a
"mental bisexual," like Joe Bob Whatsisname?
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Melinda Shore
So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
wonder what the difference is.
--
Melinda Shore - No Mountain Software - sh...@tc.cornell.edu
I don't speak for Cornell.
Season Marie Taylor
>Season Marie Taylor <cz...@email.unc.edu> wrote:
>It'll give me a chance to wear that bulletproof plastic raincoat that's
>been languishing in my closet all these years!
that faboo aqua metallic one?
>>and even then, could you stand to live with me who, though anal about some
>>things, has books and clothes strewn all about her room?
>We'll just put a snow fence between your side of the place and mine. *Or*
>(and this could be *fun*!) we could let all the crap *mix* *together* and
>our clothing and reading materials can be exchanged freely. ("Look! I'm
>reading *Cosmo* today!" "Look! I'm reading *Spurs*!")
"look john, i'm wearing a dress!"
season, who wonders how heavy a bulletproof raincoat would be
Brian Kane
:[]
:So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
:is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
:wonder what the difference is.
SAT scores have a normal distribution.
Emily Rizzo
>So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
>is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
>wonder what the difference is.
I suspect that people are more honest about their SAT scores.
Emily (who simply can't remember from 30 years ago...)
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>[]
>So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
>is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
>wonder what the difference is.
And those who have previously posted the size of their genitalia
have yet to post their SAT scores.
I'd say people tend to memorize the numbers which they consider
to be the most impressive to others.
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nfi...@ucsd.edu (Nick Fitch) wrote:
> Yes, well, if it's any consolation, we don't have SATs where I come from.
> Somehow, however, we manage to do quite well without it.
But I thought you had A-levels, or O-levels, or whatever they're called.
Don't they serve essentially the same function?
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Bob Donahue
: []
: So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
: is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
: wonder what the difference is.
Duh --- my verbal genital size is *much* larger than my
qualitative or mathematical.... :-) I mean get with the program!
Cheers, BBC
Brian Kane
:In article <nfitch-0302...@julius.extern.ucsd.edu>,
:nfi...@ucsd.edu (Nick Fitch) wrote:
:>Yes, well, if it's any consolation, we don't have SATs where I come from.
:>Somehow, however, we manage to do quite well without it.
:But I thought you had A-levels, or O-levels, or whatever they're called.
:Don't they serve essentially the same function?
I was under the impression that while the SATs have a "planting and
replanting" effect, the [insert-letter-of-alphabet-here]-levels are
for "weeding out".
jtr...@umbc2.umbc.edu
adopted the 'don't ask, don't tell' policy or if the bureau blatantly refuses
employment to motssers?
thannks in advance:)
Joel Corcoran
>>
>>I really wish people would post their SAT scores.
Ann Burlingham replied:
>
>I would, if I hadn't forgotten what they were.
I forgot too. I can't even remember my ACT scores from high school. But
I finally know what I got on the LSAT I took last December: 162 (88th
percentile for the LSAT-impaired). Considering I barely studied for it,
I was more than a bit enthused. In fact, the neighbors wondered why I
shouted, "OH *MY* *GOD*!" and began cackling like a drunk hyena.
ObStandardizedTest: Have you ever noticed that the ACT seems to be
primarily a Midwestern thing while the SAT is national? Or am I deluded?
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Tim Wilson
>[]
>So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
>is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
>wonder what the difference is.
I don't know, myself, but you'd think that people with combined SAT
scores above 1300 would have enough sense to know better than to post
their scores as anything other than a hack.
--
Tim Wilson <t-wi...@memphis.edu>
David DeLaney
You're obviously bi-subjectual, and thus not fit to be talked about amongst
the company of people whose results lean towards one side or the other of
the spectrum.
Dave "and you're possibly mythical to boot - check with Ann B." DeLaney
David DeLaney
>So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
>is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
>wonder what the difference is.
Depends if you're measuring in millimeters or not.
I look at it as proving that sex is, after all, in the brain...
Dave "wanna come up to my place and see my logic problems?" DeLaney
Felix Lee
> I'd say people tend to memorize the numbers which they consider
> to be the most impressive to others.
fingers: 10
toes: 10
MTBF for the pentium fdiv bug as claimed by Intel: 27000
keys: 88
height: somewhere between 170 and 180
teeth: 32
offset from UTC (internal): 0
offset from UTC (external): 5 or 4
zip code: 5 plus 4
nipples: 2
lines: 21
impressed?
Felix, "you don't know my SAT scores, and I'm not going to tell you!
nyah nyah!"
--
david s. broudy
< Yes, well, if it's any consolation, we don't have SATs where I come from.
< Somehow, however, we manage to do quite well without it.
Ah, we really *could* do without the monopolistic ETS company...
$95 for a *computerized* GRE. Sheesh! You want scores with that? That'll
be extra.
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Will that be one lump, or two? \=\ /=/
Ellen Evans
david s. broudy <bro...@mizar.usc.edu> wrote:
>In article <nfitch-0302...@julius.extern.ucsd.edu>,
>nfi...@ucsd.edu (Nick Fitch) wrote:
>
>< Yes, well, if it's any consolation, we don't have SATs where I come from.
>< Somehow, however, we manage to do quite well without it.
>
>Ah, we really *could* do without the monopolistic ETS company...
>
>$95 for a *computerized* GRE. Sheesh! You want scores with that? That'll
>be extra.
Well, somebody has to pay for that campus. Although the computerized one
_is_ being phased out, just after it was phased in. Seems it's a little too
easy to cheat on.
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James A Carlton
: Yes, but what about those of us whose SAT Math and Verbal were....
: ...drumroll, please...
: **** EXACTLY THE SAME ****
You shall be last.
Dan Winship
sh...@dinah.tc.cornell.edu writes:
> So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
> is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
> wonder what the difference is.
I can just see it on alt.sex.stories...
So after a few beers we went back to my apartment and started
talking. I had always thought my SAT Verbal of 650 was pretty big,
but his must have been at least 770! I thought there was no way he'd
be able to fit all those big words into my head, but he just kept
talking and talking and pretty soon it started to feel really good...
eek! :-)
-- Dan, who likes guys with big SAT scores
Ronald Bruce Monroe Irvin
Ann Burlingham <ax...@po.CWRU.Edu> wrote:
>
>In a previous article, sh...@dinah.tc.cornell.edu (Melinda Shore) says:
>
>>I really wish people would post their SAT scores.
>
Crass example of how little they mean:
SAT: 720 Math, 710 English
GRE: 800, 800, 800 - whatever the categories were, I missed six questions
total.
Trooper
who was feeling good about the GRE until he saw the subject test...
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Jess Anderson
>Sim Aberson <abe...@ocean.aoml.erl.gov> wrote:
>>Jess Anderson <ande...@macc.wisc.edu> wrote, to me:
>>>As for posting my checkbook balance, I wouldn't but if you
>>>whisper the right sweet nothings in my ear (speaking of
>>>charm), you can certainly get groceries, lubes, etc., plus
>>>sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll (not to mention Hugo Wolf) at my
>>>address, plus a peek at my checkbook if you like.
>>>When should I expect you? Soon, I hope.
>>Madison for a year starting in August is looking much more
>>interesting...
>You crass fuck. Is that all I have to do?
Sim, baby, don't be upset at *all*! That Thaaang is just a
Big Meanie, that's what he is. I won't let him call you
names after you get here (well, unless you positively crave
it or have a Bart Simpson fetish ...
>John (look! I even have Bart Simpson checks!)
... in which case I'll understand.
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Nick Fitch
smi...@pobox.upenn.edu (Exile on Market Street) wrote:
>In article <nfitch-0302...@julius.extern.ucsd.edu>,
>nfi...@ucsd.edu (Nick Fitch) wrote:
>
>> Yes, well, if it's any consolation, we don't have SATs where I come from.
>> Somehow, however, we manage to do quite well without it.
>
>But I thought you had A-levels, or O-levels, or whatever they're called.
>Don't they serve essentially the same function?
I have A-levels *and* O-levels, but they're not quite the same. Both are
subject-specific. A-levels are the equivalent of SATs in as much as they
are graded and define one's desirabilty to "Higher Learning" institutes
for an undergraduate degree. But all A-levels are 2 year taught courses
in a particular subject leading up to the A-level exam in that subject.
Different undergraduate degrees have different A-level subject
requirements, and different universities will require different A-level
grading requirements in the same subjects in order to accept someone for
the same undergraduate course.
There are specific A-levels in Chemistry, English, Physics, Mathematics,
Computer Science, Music, History and practically every other subject you
can think of. And different combinations are acceptable to different
universities for a given undergraduate degree.
The minimum school-leaving age in Britain is 16, and *all* schoolchildren
are required to sit either O-levels or CSEs (certificates of secondary
education) before they either leave school or go on to A-leel classes in
their final 2 years (depending in part on how well they did in their
O-levels or CSEs). These are one year courses following on from four
years of general education, some of which subjects can be chosen, and some
of which (including christian religious studies - excuse me while I spit
at the memory) are mandatory. They are similar to A-levels except that
they are at a more simple level and schoolchilren have to take more of
them (at least 8, generally) than they do A-levels (usually 3).
Basically, we have to specialize far more early than you do. Wehave to
know what particular undergrad degree we want to take at least 2 years
beforehand when we pick out A-level courses. And the grades aren't
numeric, but go "A" "B" "C" etc...
Charlie Fulton
> []
> So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
> is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
> wonder what the difference is.
I realized the *critical* importance of both when I posted
my stats months ago.
Charlie, ahead of the trend again
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Jess Anderson
Melinda Shore <sh...@tc.cornell.edu> wrote:
>So all these people are posting their SAT scores and nobody
>is posting the size of their genitalia, and it makes me
>wonder what the difference is.
Simple. Having said it in French, there's no need to say
it in German too.
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Frank W. Elliott Jr.
I dunno. Are genitalia dimensions geographically normed as SAT scores
are?
--Frank
Dolf Dolson
Arne Adolfsen: 690 verbal, 480 math (damn you, New Math!).
Season Marie Taylor: 610 verbal, 720 math
Ri-Jen Chou: 800 verbal, 790 math.......
Brian Haber 780 verbal, 640 math...
>Well, I'll joint in too, I guess...
>790 verbal, 620 math (Math is hard! sayeth Barbie)
>Ilona
690 verbal, 720 math (Which may be explained by the fact that I refused to
touch the Barbie my mother bought me).
-Dolf (who thought _everyone_ scored higher on math than verbal)
Melinda Shore
>You can't suck an I.Q.
[I never, ever thought I'd say this to Greg Parkinson.]
Apparently you're going about it all wrong.
David Hunt
In article <3gr1ca$c...@news.bu.edu>, ka...@buast7.bu.edu (Brian Kane) writes:
|> ObAstrologyReligionSpiritualityPsychicFriends:
|>
|> Why has no one gotten into "dick reading" yet? It seems to
|> me that one could tell a whole lot by the pattern of veins
|> on the various phalli of friends and strangers...
So you've never heard of Scrotology? ;)
|> Astroboy, not one for hairy palms or crystal balls...
How about crystal palms and ...nevermind.
David Hunt / a fellow abductee
Arne Adolfsen
adol...@mizar.usc.edu (Arne Adolfsen) writes:
> That was Judy Chicago who produced those plates that
> looked like vulvas and labias and so on. Shortly
> after Judy Chicago made her big splash with The Dinner
> Party, another artist had an exhibition in Berkeley.
> She called herself something like Brenda Cincinnati
> and the exhibit was called "Box Lunch". It was a
> series of Chinese take-out food containers decorated
> on the insides to look like women's privates. Judy
> Chicago and fans were not amused.
I forgot to point out that Judy Chicago's plates were
not of just any old vulvas. No. Each plate depicted
the vulva of a different Famous Woman in History. So
there was a Joan of Arc vulva plate, a Marie Curie vulva
plate, and so on. The women whose private parts were
rendered artistically in Box Lunch were of a considerably
less lofty stature in history. I don't remember any
one in particular, but they were of people like, say,
Marjorie Main or Shari Lewis.
All kidding aside, there is a tradition among women
artists to make women's genitalia the subject matter
of art -- think of Georgia O'Keeffe's flower paintings.
There's also those vaginal altars to "The Goddess" that
were so popular once upon a time. (Actually, a prof here
is famous for the altar to "The Goddess" that she has in
her office. It's a hole in the floor.)
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it is a hazard of the battlefield. Opera is a battlefield...." Maria Callas
Melinda Shore
David Stevenson <stev...@netcom.com> wrote:
>On the other hand, there was an art "exhibition" in the
>late 70s by Judy something entitled "The Dinner Party"
>which consisted of a number of plates hand painted with
>a certain motif and displayed on set tables as dinnerware.
>Were you living in the Bay Area for that (it was shown
>at the SF Museum of Modern Art)?
[Judy Chicago]. No, I was in Ithaca, but the thing got
wide, wide, wide coverage. I hated it, actually, and
much preferred Maria Manhattan's response to it, which was
called something like "The Lunch Box" (it's been a long
time).
I'm not sure that I'd accept that this is similar to the
penis thing. A lot of the vulvic imagery that was being
produced around that time arose from the discovery that
female genitalia are not, in fact, disgusting (which was
big news back then), rather than "hey, I've got a really
big one."
Felix Lee
>What surprises me here is how many people _remember_ their SAT scores.
>All I remember now is that they were high, but I couldn't for the life of me
>tell you what they were.
hey, when life is hell, you grab on tight to what little crumbs of
self-esteem come your way. me, I was a math geek who consistently
failed english in high school, but scored better verbal than math.
obmotss: I think my english teacher was gay. is gay. the person who
was my english teacher is gay. (GI Joe says "English. Hard.") this
was hearsay; I don't know where the information came from, but it
might have been true. maybe I'll look him up and ask him some day.
(my brother had him as a teacher too, so I asked my brother last week
about this and he said "I don't think so, because he's married and has
a kid". small sigh.)
one day while my english class was reading Aquinas (which I can't
remember at all), the teacher set a discussion topic from out of
nowhere: "would Aquinas have considered homosexuality a sin?" this
was 10th grade, honors english, around 1982. I don't really
understand how the class reacted, but after an awkward moment, they
ran with it and discussed this question like any other. I don't
remember the discussion itself.
I remember a few other curious places homosexuality turned up in
english class. and I don't remember _anything_ about homosexuality
from health/sex ed. well, they might have mentioned the 10% figure.
but everything about relationships, dates, rapes, etc. was
heterosexual. except, during rape, the teacher asserted "men can be
raped too" without any supporting explanation, so this was ambiguous.
(I had no idea I was gay back then, so none of this really connected.)
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> d...@gasco.com (David Hunt) wrote:
> >I still remember *both* Carousel of Progress songs from Disneyland and
> >Disney World, word for word, note for note, but that's different -- they
> >might be useful someday.
>
> Now is the time,
> Now is the *best* time,
> Now is the best time...of your life...
Live every minute . . .
One highlight of my LSD-enhanced trip to Disney World, when I
was a freshman (I've told some of you about this, I'm sure) was
riding the little boat through "It's a Small World" with my
singing group friends singing their parody, apropos cute little
foreign peoples their in cute little foreign costumes:
It's a White world after all,
It's a White world after all!
It's a White world after all,
It's a White
White
world!
Kenji, thinking an acid Disney day might be more fun now
than it was then
Robert S. Coren
Richard Jasper <lib...@moe.cc.emory.edu> wrote:
>
>Which reminds me that, like Hugo Wolf, I can't remember who Nathan
>Detroit was...
I didn't realize that Hugo Wolf had ever known who Nathan Detroit was.
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"Little baklavas pulsate in the oven. It's scary and somewhat
erotic." --BBC
Mike Reaser
>Actually, it does still matter where I went to college; we like to
>know each other's allegiences for sports. It keeps one from gloating
>over one's coworker by mistake. This only applies, of course, to the
>higher echelons of the NCAA. (It's also an advantage to have gone to
>a school with teams that appears regularly on TV--it save explanations
>about exactly where one's school is, etc.)
Unless one's school has produced a few famous graduates. Next to no one
I've spoken to has ever heard of Jacksonville Univeristy -- unless they're a
fan of professional basketball and have heard of Artis Gilmore, or they know
a little of the background of their favorite TV show and are fans of the actor
Jay Thomas, or caught on the pageant that Miss America 1993, Leanza
Cornett, attended a small private college in northeastern Florida.
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GENE WARD SMITH
fl...@cse.psu.edu (Felix Lee) writes:
>one day while my english class was reading Aquinas (which I can't
>remember at all), the teacher set a discussion topic from out of
>nowhere: "would Aquinas have considered homosexuality a sin?" this
>was 10th grade, honors english, around 1982.
Catholic school?
ObMotss: Aquinas--someone whose dick was bigger than his combined SAT
score, and who had never heard of Hugo Wolf (nor even Nero Wolfe.)
Answer to the above question: yes.
--
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gsm...@uoft02.utoledo.edu
Greg Havican
> In article <D3orMv.Buy@da_vinci.ecte.uswc.uswest.com>, age...@lookout.mtt.it.uswc.uswest.com (Andrew Gerber) says:
> >Thank you, David, for catching my Tom Lehrer reference.
> >I was beginning to think that the fact that I know nearly every
> >Tom Lehrer song from heart was a gay cultural anachronism.
> Hey, add me in! Of course, I'm lesbian. Does that count?
> I'm just delirious to find them on CD now!
Oh no, now I'm going to make a Me Too! post.
> Jay
> <who can't decide b/w Vatican Rag and Masochism Tango for
> favorite of the week>
The Vatican Rag has always been in the top two for me. My other favorite
is National Brotherhood Week.
Greg
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John Dorrance
>Mike Reaser:
>> I'd say people tend to memorize the numbers which they consider
>> to be the most impressive to others.
>
>impressed?
Oh yeah? I have one less tooth than people normally do. I just plain
wasn't born without it. One of the uppers, towards the front. Dentists
are just impressed as fuck when they notice it. And my bottom teeth are
as straight as if they've had orthodontal work, even though they haven't.
And cavities? Never had one until 6 months ago.
John (flaunting the stats that *really* matter)
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I want to fuck everyone in the world! I want to do something that matters!
- NIN, though it fits me better
Leith Chu
>lc...@bud.peinet.pe.ca (Leith Chu) wrote:
>>Leith "'Bow your head in great respect and [beat] genuflect, genuflect,
>>genuflect!'?? And people wonder why I'm a bottom" Chu
>And I just thought it was simply because you enjoyed being fucked.
I do *not*! Despite the hundreds - thousands? - of times it has
happened, I've hated it every time.
I'll keep doing it, though, every chance I get, since I'm bound to learn
to like it if I do it often enough.
Honest.
Leith Chu, panda cub and | Estne volumen in toga,
dizzy Chinese leather smurf | an solum tibi libet me videre?
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Greg Havican
> lc...@bud.peinet.pe.ca (Leith Chu) writes:
> > Of course, Melinda's fave *must* be "Poisoning pigeons in the park"
> Mine too. I rarely laugh out loud, but I did when I first heard this:
> We'll slaughter them all amid laughter and merriment
> Except for the few we take home to experiment
> Actually, I only know these songs from a book (_Too many songs by Tom
> Lehrer (with not enough drawings by Ronald Searle)_), apart from The
> Masochism Tango which I heard on the radio once.
Well then, you should go out and buy them. They are still available.
While I imagine that most music stores don't stock his albums, you should
be able to order them.
I keep a tape of his songs in the car so I can assult passengers with
them when I'm in the mood. It's great to watch their reactions when they
really start listening to the lyrics.
Scott Minor
I have to do a speech on a person for my public speaking class, so I
chose Tom Leher. A couple a years ago, I directed (and perfomed in) a
community theatre production of "Tomfoolery" - a musical review of the
works of the illustrious, demented Mr. Lehrer. The last I heard, Tom
Lehrer was teaching Mathmatics at the University of California at Santa
Cruz.....does anyone have any more up-to-date information??
Scott
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Scott Amspoker
>lc...@bud.peinet.pe.ca (Leith Chu) writes:
>> Of course, Melinda's fave *must* be "Poisoning pigeons in the park"
>
>Mine too. I rarely laugh out loud, but I did when I first heard this:
> We'll slaughter them all amid laughter and merriment
> Except for the few we take home to experiment
>
>Actually, I only know these songs from a book (_Too many songs by Tom
>Lehrer (with not enough drawings by Ronald Searle)_), apart from The
>Masochism Tango which I heard on the radio once.
My SO is a big Tom Lehrer fan and has a couple of his CDs (yes, Tom Lehrer
is available on CD). He's written quite a few gems (including the
popular "Vatican Rag"). I have to give him credit. Anybody who
can come up with with lyrics like:
You can raise welts
Like nobody else
is worth a good listen.
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Leith Chu
>Leith Chu wrote in article <3htogs$6...@bud.peinet.pe.ca> :
>[concerning how he doesn't like to be fucked]
>>I'll keep doing it, though, every chance I get, since I'm bound to learn
>>to like it if I do it often enough.
>particular kind of sex, why do you keep doing it? If you've tried
>being fucked hundreds or thousands of times and you still don't like
>it, maybe it's just not for you? Nothing wrong with that, and there's
>lots of other wonderful things you can do.
[rolls eyes]
I will not post gentle sarcasm without emoticons.
I will not post gentle sarcasm without emoticons.
I will not post gentle sarcasm without emoticons...
Leith, who *does* enjoy penetration, believe it or not
David Hunt
In article <fj.792...@news.cwi.nl>, f...@cwi.nl (FJ!!) writes:
|> Kenji Matsuoka <ke...@lila.physics.sunysb.edu> writes:
|> >Kenji, thinking an acid Disney day might be more fun now
|> > than it was then
|>
|>
|> FJ!!
According to the people working there, I am the only person *ever* to
derail one of those little cars.
You should have seen the look on the guy's face when I came cruising
around the bend *between* the tracks. He hopped the car back onto the rail
and gave me another ride for free (this was back in the days of "E" tickets).
The trick is, steer hard right, hard left, etc. until you get a solid
bounce from the rail. If you time it just right, you hop over the rail
and attain freedom. Don't forget to signal when you change lanes. :)
David Hunt
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