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Frank McQuarry

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Aug 2, 2008, 4:04:42 PM8/2/08
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The basement is full of spiders. I haven't figured out what they're
hunting down there, but hopefully a bug bomb will prevent me from ever
finding out.


David Gartner

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Aug 2, 2008, 8:28:45 PM8/2/08
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At first, I thought you were talking about this:
http://www.spiderhousecafe.com/

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Dennis Lewis

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Aug 3, 2008, 7:50:03 AM8/3/08
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On Sat, 02 Aug 2008 15:04:42 -0500, Frank McQuarry wrote:
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><http://auntieruth.livejournal.com/100436.html>
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>The basement is full of spiders. ...

Are you saying this could be the place that's been knocking me out of
the competition for the "Lily Munster Housekeeping Award" each year?

Dennis Lewis

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Aug 3, 2008, 8:02:47 AM8/3/08
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On Sat, 2 Aug 2008 19:28:45 -0500, David Gartner wrote:
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>At first, I thought you were talking about this:
>http://www.spiderhousecafe.com/

I thought of the MST3k treatment of "The HORRORS of Spider Island."

<http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/HorrorsofSpiderIsland/>

* The flight from California to Singapore that goes over Manhattan.

* The shot of the plane with a wing on fire -- Crow: "So, is beverage
service over?"

* Our shirtless "hero" Gary, who'd be *very* popular at a bear run.

Frank McQuarry

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Aug 3, 2008, 8:39:10 AM8/3/08
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Yes, although, Sam has taken a likin' to the basement and maybe he'll
kill enough of them to get you back in the running again.

David Gartner

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Aug 3, 2008, 10:47:40 AM8/3/08
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On Netflix, the movie is rated two stars. The MST3K version gets
four. I've added both to my queue.

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Jess Anderson

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Aug 6, 2008, 10:08:08 AM8/6/08
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[Cited: Frank Maloney, Chris Ambidge]

Frank Maloney:

> You compare the black widow venom to that of the rattlesnake.
> I am also pleased to report that there are no rattlesnakes or
> other venomous snakes native to Western Washington. However,
> there some truly big rattlers east of the Cascades, with many
> of which I have had encounters over the years.

> [encounters]

Rattlers big and little are quite common all over the Midwest,
though I've only met one up close while backcountry hiking in
Utah's Canyonlands National Park.

<http://www.flickr.com/photos/jess_anderson/2200674417/>

After an arduous daylong hike over very tough terrain, my
straightboy camping partner was preparing our dinner while I
went off to sit on a nearby rocky ledge, write in my journal and
be pissed off that he had brought every spice on the planet but
forgotten the rain fly for our tent, which was on his list.

Imagine the sound of a small stone tipping over. As I wrote I
heard a tiny "kush", turned toward the sound and saw a large
rattler moseying along steadily about six feet from my hinder,
which was blocking its path along the ledge. I yielded the
right of way with considerable alacrity, you may be sure.

=====

Chris Ambidge:

> [repeated moans about "HIV virus", "PIN number" and "ATM
> machine"]

> to quote someone else from this neck of the woods, "context,
> context, context"; it frequently clarifies the usage.

Oh irony: Ellen just before definitively rebutted your whole
argument.

Whether you approve or not [1], those phrases are standard
speech and arguably clearer than the alternatives you propose,
"HI virus" suggesting an cascade of "hellos" or "PI number"
perhaps referring to a Tom Selleck episode.

[1] "Whether or not" is similarly redundant, since "whether"
implies "or not". Nevertheless, it's what many, many
people say, sniffy protests of the class-conscious
notwithstanding.


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[] time". So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
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Jess Anderson

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Aug 9, 2008, 1:34:52 AM8/9/08
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[Cited: David Gartner, Robrt Coren, Jed Davis]

=====

David Gartner:
> Rod Williams:
>> David Gartner:

>>> You do realize that I'm just messing with you, right? I'm
>>> not seriously flaming you for typos and misspellings...

>> Fucking amateur.

> And? What of it? I suppose I could be an all out troll, like
> you're attempting to be.

In-group joke. Don't take it personal.

=====

Robert Coren:
> David Horne:
>> Mike McKinley:

>>> MissIambicPentameterKinley

>> I'm more dactylic.

> I like a man with toes.

A phalangist, eh?

=====

Jed Davis:
> Michael Thomas:

>> So maybe I've just been too busy, but has it been established
>> who this NUKB person is? I'm guessing that it's a freshly
>> recongealed meltdown nut job that's come back for another
>> round of abuse, but I have nothing to base that on.

> I'm assuming that they're a fresh variable until I have
> sufficient evidence to apply a constraint. (Which is to say
> that I am not Jess.)

Excuse me? What was that about?


--
[] If people knew how hard I worked to achieve my mastery, it
[] wouldn't seem so wonderful after all.
[] -- Michelangelo Buonarroti

Jed Davis

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Aug 18, 2008, 2:04:25 AM8/18/08
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Jess Anderson <ande...@wisc.edu> writes:

> Jed Davis:
>> Michael Thomas:
>
>>> So maybe I've just been too busy, but has it been established
>>> who this NUKB person is? I'm guessing that it's a freshly
>>> recongealed meltdown nut job that's come back for another
>>> round of abuse, but I have nothing to base that on.
>
>> I'm assuming that they're a fresh variable until I have
>> sufficient evidence to apply a constraint. (Which is to say
>> that I am not Jess.)
>
> Excuse me? What was that about?

Oh, a couple times you identified posters who turned out to be
different.

--
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((lambda (r) ((C C) (lambda (s) (r (lambda l (apply (s s) l)))))) (lambda
(f) (lambda (l) (if (null? l) C (lambda (k) (display (car l)) ((f (cdr l))
(C k))))))) '((#\J #\d #\D #\v #\s) (#\e #\space #\a #\i #\newline)))))

Jed Davis

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Aug 18, 2008, 2:05:42 AM8/18/08
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Jess Anderson <ande...@wisc.edu> writes:

> Jed Davis:
>> Michael Thomas:
>
>>> So maybe I've just been too busy, but has it been established
>>> who this NUKB person is? I'm guessing that it's a freshly
>>> recongealed meltdown nut job that's come back for another
>>> round of abuse, but I have nothing to base that on.
>
>> I'm assuming that they're a fresh variable until I have
>> sufficient evidence to apply a constraint. (Which is to say
>> that I am not Jess.)
>
> Excuse me? What was that about?

Oh, a couple times you identified posters with each other who then

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