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JTEM  
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From: "JTEM" <gymra...@hotmail.com>
Date: Mon, 1 Mar 2004 11:43:49 -0500
Local: Mon, Mar 1 2004 11:43 am
Subject: Oscars?

Best Actor:  Some angry twat who played the
exact same angry "Character" at least 50 times.

I guess there's something to be said for "range."

Best Picture:  One-third of a story.

Best Original Screen Play:  A long, slow story that
barely manages a single twist.

Not to speak disparagingly of the Academy -- these are,
after all, the same people who awarded "Best Picture"
to "Gladiator" -- but I do image that there's quite a lot
of lead paint in Hollywood.


 
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Date: 1 Mar 2004 17:27:39 GMT
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

On Mon, 1 Mar 2004 11:43:49 -0500, JTEM <gymra...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Best Actor:  Some angry twat who played the
> exact same angry "Character" at least 50 times.

I thought she did a fine job.

Oh, you meant *him*.  Nehverrr mahhhhndd!

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Scott Safier  
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Date: Mon, 01 Mar 2004 20:02:48 -0000
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Subject: Re: Oscars?
Jess Anderson:

> John McGinnis:

>>Best Actor: Some angry twat who played the exact same angry
>>"Character" at least 50 times.

> I may be biased, but I thought Sean Penn richly deserved it;
> his performance was stupendous. Tim Robbins deserved his too. I
> would have given two more to that film: best supporting actress
> and best picture.

I thought Mystic River was a bit slow and meandering, but I did like
the performances a lot.

LotR got the awards not for the one movie but for the trilogy.  All
three movies were consistently high quality and it was epic story
telling.

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David Horne  
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From: this_address_is_for_s...@yahoo.co.uk (David Horne)
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2004 00:14:28 +0000
Local: Mon, Mar 1 2004 7:14 pm
Subject: Re: Oscars?

Scott Safier <sc...@pink-triangle.NO.org.SPAM> wrote:
> Jess Anderson:

> > John McGinnis:

> >>Best Actor: Some angry twat who played the exact same angry
> >>"Character" at least 50 times.

> > I may be biased, but I thought Sean Penn richly deserved it;
> > his performance was stupendous. Tim Robbins deserved his too. I
> > would have given two more to that film: best supporting actress
> > and best picture.

> I thought Mystic River was a bit slow and meandering, but I did like
> the performances a lot.

I found it an intensely dark and haunting film.

> LotR got the awards not for the one movie but for the trilogy.  

I agree with you, but...

> All
> three movies were consistently high quality and it was epic story
> telling.

I found the second a little less compelling but still extremely fine-
especially the second half or so. I'm afraid the last 10 minutes of "The
Return of the King" bored me stupid. Oscar, who usually sleeps a little
during movies over 90 minutes (and to be fair, he was jet-lagged this
time) woke up enough to start complaining aloud. Luckily, given it was
Hogmany, the theatre was practically empty, so he didn't bother anyone.
Shame about the ending though, because up until that point, I thought it
was probably one of the best cinematic experiences I'd ever had. The
ending doesn't dull the rest of the film too much for me, but it _is_
the last thing you see.

David

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Date: Tue, 02 Mar 2004 00:46:11 -0000
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Subject: Re: Oscars?
David Horne:

> I found the second a little less compelling but still extremely fine-
> especially the second half or so. I'm afraid the last 10 minutes of "The
> Return of the King" bored me stupid. Oscar, who usually sleeps a little
> during movies over 90 minutes (and to be fair, he was jet-lagged this
> time) woke up enough to start complaining aloud. Luckily, given it was
> Hogmany, the theatre was practically empty, so he didn't bother anyone.
> Shame about the ending though, because up until that point, I thought it
> was probably one of the best cinematic experiences I'd ever had. The
> ending doesn't dull the rest of the film too much for me, but it _is_
> the last thing you see.

But the last thing you hear is ANNIE!!!!!!

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Date: Tue, 02 Mar 2004 11:15:18 GMT
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

What a guy, that Jess.  With a heart of gold.  His heart
opens to the humanity in *murderers*, yet he is cold as
stone to anyone whose politics do not align exactly with
his, even when he and they are in, like, 95% agreement.

Hmmm, maybe I should ditch being a "disaffectoid" and
become an axe-murderer, so Jess could see my "humanity".

Nah, on second thought, I couldn't do that much time.


 
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David Horne  
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 More options Mar 2 2004, 6:19 am
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From: this_address_is_for_s...@yahoo.co.uk (David Horne)
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2004 11:16:53 +0000
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Dissident <q...@7600.net> wrote:
> What a guy, that Jess.  With a heart of gold.  His heart
> opens to the humanity in *murderers*, yet he is cold as
> stone to anyone whose politics do not align exactly with
> his, even when he and they are in, like, 95% agreement.

> Hmmm, maybe I should ditch being a "disaffectoid" and
> become an axe-murderer, so Jess could see my "humanity".

I'd ditch the grudge first.

David

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Date: Tue, 02 Mar 2004 12:59:55 GMT
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

David Horne wrote:
> Dissident <q...@7600.net> wrote:

>>What a guy, that Jess.  With a heart of gold.  His heart
>>opens to the humanity in *murderers*, yet he is cold as
>>stone to anyone whose politics do not align exactly with
>>his, even when he and they are in, like, 95% agreement.

>>Hmmm, maybe I should ditch being a "disaffectoid" and
>>become an axe-murderer, so Jess could see my "humanity".

> I'd ditch the grudge first.

I don't see you holding Jess to the same standard.  I'd
ditch the preferential standards first, if I were you.

 
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From: this_address_is_for_s...@yahoo.co.uk (David Horne)
Date: Tue, 2 Mar 2004 13:07:57 +0000
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Dissident <q...@7600.net> wrote:
> David Horne wrote:
> > I'd ditch the grudge first.

> I don't see you holding Jess to the same standard.  

Oh, he made an off-topic gratuitous side-swipe in this thread? I must
have missed that post.

> I'd
> ditch the preferential standards first, if I were you.

Well, I don't follow all the threads and posts, but you're the one that
always seems to be stalking him.

David  

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 More options Mar 6 2004, 2:51 am
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Date: Fri, 05 Mar 2004 23:50:39 -0800
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

David Horne wrote:
> Scott Safier <sc...@pink-triangle.NO.org.SPAM> wrote:

> > All three [LoTR] movies were consistently high quality and it was epic story
> > telling.

> I found the second a little less compelling but still extremely fine-
> especially the second half or so. I'm afraid the last 10 minutes of "The
> Return of the King" bored me stupid.

I did think he made a mistake with that. The multiple endings were
true to the book, of course, and appropriate for the style Tolkein was
emulating. But it didn't work in the film, at least not for the
theatrical release. Considering all the other changes they made, I
thought they'd have been better off keeping to one climactic ending
for the theaters, and saving the rest of them for the extended DVD.
Those of us who are buying those would eat it up. And we'd have loved
to have the *Real Endings* all to ourselves to make us feel more
special.

 
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David Horne  
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2004 11:12:54 +0000
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Kathryn Burlingham <pi...@pacifier.com> wrote:
> David Horne wrote:
> > Scott Safier <sc...@pink-triangle.NO.org.SPAM> wrote:

> > > All three [LoTR] movies were consistently high quality and it was epic
> > > story telling.

> > I found the second a little less compelling but still extremely fine-
> > especially the second half or so. I'm afraid the last 10 minutes of "The
> > Return of the King" bored me stupid.

> I did think he made a mistake with that.

I'm glad we're not the only ones. I'm aware of the relationship with the
book, but in all the glowing reviews I've read and heard about the film
none that I came across seemed to find this a problem.

> The multiple endings were
> true to the book, of course, and appropriate for the style Tolkein was
> emulating. But it didn't work in the film, at least not for the
> theatrical release.

Good point- I've wondered if I might not be more convinced when a longer
version comes out.

> Considering all the other changes they made, I
> thought they'd have been better off keeping to one climactic ending
> for the theaters, and saving the rest of them for the extended DVD.
> Those of us who are buying those would eat it up. And we'd have loved
> to have the *Real Endings* all to ourselves to make us feel more
> special.

For me, the problem isn't entirely different to opera- it was a question
of pacing, and no matter the 'relevance' to the 'text' I felt that the
ending of the Return of the King just plummeted in terms of energy and
narrative. I felt as if it were a desperate attempt to tie up lots of
loose ends which the film itself (the book aside) didn't actually need
to do.

David

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Date: Sat, 06 Mar 2004 09:16:22 -0800
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Maybe because I watched the "extended" versions of the two previous
films at the Cinerama Dome during the week prior to watching RotK;
but I wasn't at all let down by the multiple endings.  Perhaps
because at that point it seemed like the culmination of one gigantic
11 hour saga, and 20 minutes or so of tying up all the narrative
threads just seemed to be fitting and proportional.  Also, I found
myself moved to tears (admittedly, I'm an easy cry in movies), and
such emotional catharsis helps to keep boredom at bay.

An interesting contrast exists between the ending of LotR and the
final scenes of the first STAR WARS trilogy.  The fairly rapid
triumphal ceremony which ended of RETURN OF THE JEDI seemed
perfunctory and something of a letdown. I know which ending I
preferred.  But then, I was never much of a STAR WARS fan; and I
consider LORD OF THE RINGS to be a monumental achievement, literally
the greatest epic in the history of cinema.

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David Horne  
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Date: Sat, 6 Mar 2004 17:37:23 +0000
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Ken Rudolph <ke...@comcast.net> wrote:
> Maybe because I watched the "extended" versions of the two previous
> films at the Cinerama Dome during the week prior to watching RotK;
> but I wasn't at all let down by the multiple endings.  

I'm certainly open to changing my opinion after seeing the extended
versions of all three- I haven't even seen the extended versions of the
first two.

> Perhaps
> because at that point it seemed like the culmination of one gigantic
> 11 hour saga, and 20 minutes or so of tying up all the narrative
> threads just seemed to be fitting and proportional.  

I wouldn't argue that you separate the different films, but they _were_
presented to us, the public, 12 months apart from each other. So yes,
I'm judging the film very much on its own merits. I can see why you'd
argue the proportion was correct- but for me, it wasn't- it went on too
long, and I'm not sure if I even needed the postlude in the context of
the film. I'd repeat that up until that point, I thought it was probably
the most remarkable cinematic experience I'd had- which cushioned the
negative aftertaste of the ending quite considerably.  

> An interesting contrast exists between the ending of LotR and the
> final scenes of the first STAR WARS trilogy.  The fairly rapid
> triumphal ceremony which ended of RETURN OF THE JEDI seemed
> perfunctory and something of a letdown.

Yes, I'd agree with that. It's silly on many levels.

> I know which ending I
> preferred.  But then, I was never much of a STAR WARS fan; and I
> consider LORD OF THE RINGS to be a monumental achievement, literally
> the greatest epic in the history of cinema.

I don't really compare the two- they're so different. I still find the
original STAR WARS trilogy compelling though- its odd quirks
notwithstanding.  

David

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Date: 06 Mar 2004 09:37:55 -0800
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Ken Rudolph <ke...@comcast.net> writes:
> An interesting contrast exists between the ending of LotR and the
> final scenes of the first STAR WARS trilogy.  The fairly rapid
> triumphal ceremony which ended of RETURN OF THE JEDI seemed
> perfunctory and something of a letdown. I know which ending I
> preferred.  But then, I was never much of a STAR WARS fan; and I
> consider LORD OF THE RINGS to be a monumental achievement, literally
> the greatest epic in the history of cinema.

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Date: Sat, 06 Mar 2004 11:14:57 -0800
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Ken Rudolph wrote:

> Maybe because I watched the "extended" versions of the two previous
> films at the Cinerama Dome during the week prior to watching RotK;
> but I wasn't at all let down by the multiple endings.  

Well, I did too. Watched them, that is (though it was on a large
screen TV with surround sound in the basement of the house of a friend
of a friend (who had been watching them almost obsessively for months,
to soothe herself over the pain of having her partner dump her)). I
thought while watching the ending(s) that some of them would have been
much better shown less explicitly, with the detail left for the DVDs.
Just a shot or two could have done the job of whole scenes in
conveying the gist, and given a tighter close to the movie.

But hey, it's all an amazing achievement. I hope his King Kong goes as
well.


 
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Date: Sun, 7 Mar 2004 08:26:00 +1100
Subject: Re: Oscars?
Kathryn Burlingham <pi...@pacifier.com> wrote in message

404A2331.8E618...@pacifier.com

> Ken Rudolph wrote:

>> Maybe because I watched the "extended" versions of the two previous
>> films at the Cinerama Dome during the week prior to watching RotK;
>> but I wasn't at all let down by the multiple endings.

[...]

> But hey, it's all an amazing achievement. I hope his King Kong goes as
> well.

And then, if all goes well, The Hobbit.  Apparently New Line have the rights
to make it but MGM have the rights to distribute it.  Jackson says it's a
good thing he's tied up with King Kong so the lawyers have lots of time to
sort it out, but he also said he wants Ian McKellan back as Gandalf and for
it to have the same feel as LoTR, to be part of the same mythic universe.

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this_address_is_for_s...@yahoo.co.uk (David Horne) wrote in
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> For me, the problem isn't entirely different to opera- it was a
> question of pacing, and no matter the 'relevance' to the 'text' I
> felt that the ending of the Return of the King just plummeted in
> terms of energy and narrative. I felt as if it were a desperate
> attempt to tie up lots of loose ends which the film itself (the
> book aside) didn't actually need to do.

Well, that's what happens when you take out the main post-climax
dramatic event. The scouring of the shire would have fixed this
problem, but I understand perfectly well why they chose to leave it
out.

And I wasn't bored at all.

The length of the denoument should be proportional to the
explosiveness of the climax (do you like it when I talk dirty?), and
I think it was about right.

Also, this was farewell to the characters for all *three* films, so
I think it was fine.

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Date: 6 Mar 2004 22:34:13 -0500
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In article <1ga844h.m8hsu17f0g1wN%this_address_is_for_s...@yahoo.co.uk>,

David Horne <this_address_is_for_s...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

[]

>I'm glad we're not the only ones. I'm aware of the relationship with the
>book, but in all the glowing reviews I've read and heard about the film
>none that I came across seemed to find this a problem.

I believe Billy Crystal made a joke about it at the Oscars.
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Date: Mon, 08 Mar 2004 09:15:16 -0600
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Subject: Re: Oscars?

Ken Rudolph wrote:
> Maybe because I watched the "extended" versions of the two previous
> films at the Cinerama Dome during the week prior to watching RotK; but I
> wasn't at all let down by the multiple endings.  Perhaps because at that
> point it seemed like the culmination of one gigantic 11 hour saga, and
> 20 minutes or so of tying up all the narrative threads just seemed to be
> fitting and proportional.  Also, I found myself moved to tears
> (admittedly, I'm an easy cry in movies), and such emotional catharsis
> helps to keep boredom at bay.

        I liked it alot, but I had to piss like a racehorse by the end and I
think my perception was altered by my exploding bladder.  What happened
to intermissions?

 
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From: co...@panix.com (Robert S. Coren)
Date: 11 Mar 2004 09:43:51 -0500
Local: Thurs, Mar 11 2004 9:43 am
Subject: Re: Oscars?
In article <tgn3c8h5n4q....@cumulus.xlerb.net>,
Jed Davis  <j...@panix.com> wrote:

>Mike McKinley <mp...@NOSPAMutexas.edu> writes:

>>        I liked it alot, but I had to piss like a racehorse by the end
>> and I think my perception was altered by my exploding bladder.  What
>> happened to intermissions?

>Blame Wagner.

As far as I know (which is pretty far, actually), no single act by
Wagner comes anywhere near the length of _The Return of the King_.
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         no intention of giving it up."
                                --John Whiteside

 
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