Hello I am new here?
Benjamin Prater
interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA. And I
wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news group? What kind
of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good day?
JTEM
Benjamin Prater wrote:
> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet.
Well that seems likely...
> I just wonted to interdue myself my name is Benjamin
> I am 21 I like in Texas USA.
Never, *Ever* post nude photos of yourself. Instead, post
URLs to the nude photos of yourself on a webpage.
This is something you need to do quickly, or everyone
will hate you and your dog will die.
David W. Fenton
news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
What do you know about Hugo Wolf?
--
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usenet at dfenton dot com http://www.dfenton.com/DFA/
Benjamin Prater
> Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
> news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
>
>> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet. I just wonted to
>> interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA.
>> And I wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news
>> group? What kind of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good
>> day?
>
> An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
>
> What do you know about Hugo Wolf?
>
I do not know how he is. now I fell stupid lol. Some reason I fell I
should know something about him/her or it whatever it is lol. :)
Bailey Legull
I'm as lost as you are and I've been here for a couple months.
It's a nice group; a little cliquish. They're pretty unconcerned with
politics and unsettlingly into stereotypically "gay" culture, but maybe
this is their place to escape all that serious stuff. AFAIK, you can
post anything gay-related here, though anything remotely controversial
gets folks leaping atop you and calling you a troll.
Anyway, welcome, and glad to see you, from good old Brooklyn USA.
Mike McKinley
news:1154722176.1...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
Oh, girlene! That's the tea, Miss Two! And I want to be the first to
welcome you new hot guys! J'adore hot guys!
I just so like hope we talk about Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Marlene
Dietrich or, the goddess of my idolatry, Judy Garland!!! Or hot guys with
big dicks! Can you believe that stamp they did of Judy? Oh, gotta go, my
girdle is giving me a rash. I gotta get a grip, Miss Thing!
Smoochies mille!
MissKinley
Bailey Legull
> > Bailey Legull wrote:
> > It's a nice group; a little cliquish. They're pretty unconcerned with
> > politics and unsettlingly into stereotypically "gay" culture, but maybe
> > this is their place to escape all that serious stuff. AFAIK, you can
> > post anything gay-related here, though anything remotely controversial
> > gets folks leaping atop you and calling you a troll.
>
> Oh, girlene! That's the tea, Miss Two! And I want to be the first to
> welcome you new hot guys! J'adore hot guys!
> I just so like hope we talk about Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Marlene
> Dietrich or, the goddess of my idolatry, Judy Garland!!! Or hot guys with
> big dicks! Can you believe that stamp they did of Judy? Oh, gotta go, my
> girdle is giving me a rash. I gotta get a grip, Miss Thing!
> Smoochies mille!
>
> MissKinley
Uh-oh. Now I've done it. And I thought the Liza thread was long.
Bailey
one of the world's last remaining Polari speakers
who thinks it's always a bona to vada your eek
Chris Waigl
> Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
> news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
>
>> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet. I just wonted to
>> interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA. And I
>> wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news group? What kind
>> of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good day?
>
> An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
"Interdue" is I'd say a borderline eggcorn. Though I get 8 GHits, and
they're all genuine, so the longer I think about it the more I'd be
tempted to give it a thumbs-up.
But what on earth are you on about with "long and short s"? These are a
purely typographical convention that's totally marginal and not
Usenet-safe. If this is about ssszet vs double-s, please note that ever
since the spelling reform of 1995 (amended innumerable times since, but
never in this particular place), "Stuss" is written with double-s.
I didn't know the word was much employed in Texas though, but this new
poster has a very German/Austrian-sounding name.
chris-in-brixton
who realises that if eating while posting, replacing the enjera with a
fork might have its advantages; excellent Ethiopian food, though
--
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eggcorns: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/
Michael Palmer
Did I tell you that I sat on MD's lap and she sang "Happy Birthday" to
me? She didn't particularly like children, but we shared the same
birthday and my grandmother had done business with her family (one
didn't actually socialize with them, since they were in *trade*) in
Berlin before the Great War.
As I recall, the cat was not particularly impressed with MD, and my
mother didn't have to vacuum anyone.
--
Michael Palmer
Claremont, California
mpa...@panix.com
Frank McQuarry
Bailey Legull wrote:
> I'm as lost as you are and I've been here for a couple months.
I hear you're tall.
Bailey Legull
And I'm even taller lying down.
Sorry; I spent my formative years working in a gay bar. It's an
automatic response.
Frank McQuarry
Bailey Legull wrote:
> Frank McQuarry wrote:
> > Bailey Legull wrote:
> >
> > > I'm as lost as you are and I've been here for a couple months.
> >
> > I hear you're tall.
>
> And I'm even taller lying down.
Rimshot!
> Sorry; I spent my formative years working in a gay bar. It's an
> automatic response.
This is usenet, dear. Never be sorry.
Michael Palmer
<pl...@quentincrisp.com> wrote:
>Benjamin Prater wrote:
>> David W. Fenton wrote:
>> > Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
>> > news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
>> >
>> >> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet. I just wonted to
>> >> interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA.
>> >> And I wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news
>> >> group? What kind of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good
>> >> day?
>> >
>> > An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
>> >
>> > What do you know about Hugo Wolf?
>> >
>>
>> I do not know how he is. now I fell stupid lol. Some reason I fell I
>> should know something about him/her or it whatever it is lol. :)
>
>I'm as lost as you are and I've been here for a couple months.
>
>It's a nice group; a little cliquish. They're pretty unconcerned with
>politics and unsettlingly into stereotypically "gay" culture, but maybe
>this is their place to escape all that serious stuff.
Unconcerned with politics? Unsettlingly into stereotypically "gay"
culture? Escaping the serious stuff? What newsgroup are you reading?
>AFAIK, you can
>post anything gay-related here, though anything remotely controversial
>gets folks leaping atop you and calling you a troll.
Translation: if you post something stupid, you're going to get called
on it.
A note to newcomers: RTFFAQ.
Michael Palmer
<pl...@quentincrisp.com> wrote:
>Bailey
>one of the world's last remaining Polari speakers
The only language that matters around here is Esperanto.
Max Vasilatos
> chris-in-brixton
> who realises that if eating while posting, replacing the enjera with a
> fork might have its advantages; excellent Ethiopian food, though
Oh yummy! I want some enjera now. Hand it over.
Thanks.
Max
Max Vasilatos
I heard that too, but he's secretive about exactly *how* tall.
Which makes one wonder if he's really tall at all.
Max
Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
> The only language that matters around here is Esperanto.
And the secret language of thongs.
Diphthongs.
--
(domestic pets only, the antidote for overdose, milk.)
la...@gnus.org * Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
Frank McQuarry
Max Vasilatos wrote:
I'm sure he could squash us beneath his feet.
Say, do you think he could put the star on top of the tree of the
Holiday That Dare Not Speak It's Name without a ladder?
Dennis Lewis
>
>... Translation: if you post something stupid, you're going to get called
>on it. ...
Unless no one notices because their eyes are glazed over.
Dennis Lewis
>
> Oh, girlene! That's the tea, Miss Two! And I want to be the first to
I think it's wonderful to have a young person discover Usenet. I've
heard that in some circles, Usenet is considered about as relevant as
a DuMont B&W TV set, circa 1954.
I think I'm experiencing an emotion similar to what the Shakers felt
the last time a postulant showed up at their door.
David W. Fenton
news:pan.2006.08.04....@lascribe.net:
> On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:54:58 -0500, David W. Fenton wrote:
>
>> Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
>> news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
>>
>>> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet. I just wonted to
>>> interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA.
>>> And I wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news
>>> group? What kind of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good
>>> day?
>>
>> An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
>
> "Interdue" is I'd say a borderline eggcorn. Though I get 8 GHits,
> and they're all genuine, so the longer I think about it the more
> I'd be tempted to give it a thumbs-up.
I'm surprised you conclude that, as I considered both of my
observations to be ludicross on the face of them.
> But what on earth are you on about with "long and short s"? These
> are a purely typographical convention that's totally marginal and
> not Usenet-safe. If this is about ssszet vs double-s, please note
> that ever since the spelling reform of 1995 (amended innumerable
> times since, but never in this particular place), "Stuss" is
> written with double-s.
I meant stuff vs. stuss, as in substituting the letter f for the
long s in 18th-century and earlier English printing and script.
Michael Palmer
<cwa...@free.fr> wrote:
>On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 14:54:58 -0500, David W. Fenton wrote:
>
>> Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
>> news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
>>
>>> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet. I just wonted to
>>> interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA. And I
>>> wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news group? What kind
>>> of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good day?
>>
>> An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
>
>"Interdue" is I'd say a borderline eggcorn. Though I get 8 GHits, and
>they're all genuine, so the longer I think about it the more I'd be
>tempted to give it a thumbs-up.
>
>But what on earth are you on about with "long and short s"? These are a
>purely typographical convention that's totally marginal and not
>Usenet-safe. If this is about ssszet vs double-s, please note that ever
>since the spelling reform of 1995 (amended innumerable times since, but
>never in this particular place), "Stuss" is written with double-s.
Considering the erratic keyboarding of the message I'm inclined to
think that "stuss" is simply a mistyping of "stuff". (I also think
that "interdue" is a mistyping of "interduce", which gets 19,600
google[tm] hits.)
>I didn't know the word was much employed in Texas though, but this new
>poster has a very German/Austrian-sounding name.
Texas has been crawling with Krauts ever since the 1830's (according
to the 1990 US census, 17.5% of Texas residents at that time
acknowledged German ancestry, making Germans the third largest
national-origin group in the state
[http://www.tsha.utexas.edu/handbook/online/articles/GG/png2.html]).
In another lifetime I belonged to the German-Texan Heritage Society
(http://www.gths.net/), and I notice a new Texas German Dialect
Project, http://www.tgdp.org/
But Prater is also a perfectly good English surname, and is more
common in the UK than in Germany or Austria.
Michael Palmer
Ingebrigtsen <la...@gnus.org> wrote:
>mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) writes:
>
>> The only language that matters around here is Esperanto.
>
>And the secret language of thongs.
>
>Diphthongs.
Thing a thong
Thing it loud
Thing it strong
David W. Fenton
news:44d3c5ad....@news.panix.com:
> A note to newcomers: RTFFAQ.
Which is found here:
http://www.soc-motss.org/doc/faq/faq_intro.html
And it wouldn't be unwise to peruse the archive to get an idea of
the flavor of the group:
http://www.soc-motss.org/index1.html
Michael Palmer
The lime jello surprise thread is over there ===================>
Ken Rudolph
Yeah, but what happened to literacy...or at least the ability to
string two words in a row together without error? Television? The
WWW? Do schools even teach the three Rs anymore? Usenet sure has
taken a huge step backwards from the time when the three chickens
arrived.
--Ken Rudolph (ok, color me grouchy)
David W. Fenton
Michael Palmer
And it's all the fault of A O L !!
Rod Williams
Michael Palmer wrote:
> Thing a thong
> Thing it loud
> Thing it strong
Eye right -- the thongs that make the Hole Whirled thing.
Rod Williams
David W. Fenton wrote:
> And it wouldn't be unwise to peruse the archive to get an idea of
> the flavor of the group:
Before my eyes glazed over, I thought Michael Palmer established the
flavor of the group as Lime Jello?
Sodden thought: Seems I started reading and posting to soc.motss before
our new arrival was born...
Ned Deily
>MichaelP:
>>The only language that matters around here is Esperanto.
>And the secret language of thongs.
>Diphthongs.
That's the *secret* language - of Travis.
--
Ned Deily,
n...@visi.com -- []
Robert S. Coren
My thought throughout this thread has been, "September's early this
year".
--
---Robert Coren (co...@panix.com)------------------------------------
"I love gardening. It allows me to kill things."--Ann Burlingham
Robert S. Coren
Frank McQuarry <fmcq...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>
>Say, do you think he could put the star on top of the tree of the
>Holiday That Dare Not Speak It's Name without a ladder?
Why would a ladder make it safer to speak its name?
--Robert, ignoring the apostrophe fault
--
---Robert Coren (co...@panix.com)------------------------------------
"In my youth I did best with nothing on." --Jess Anderson
Robert S. Coren
David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>I'm surprised you conclude that, as I considered both of my
>observations to be ludicross on the face of them.
When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
--
---Robert Coren (co...@panix.com)------------------------------------
"These flexible verbs do dozens of idiomatic, logic-defying tricks;
you can't stop them, so you might as well admire them."
--Jan Freeman, _Boston Globe_ 4/5/03
Benjamin Prater
Yes Prater is an English name. And yes there are allot of people liven
in Texas from German desist. My HT. is 5-10. I am half English & Half
Choctaw. My dad being from an English desist and my mom being Choctaw.
Rod Williams
Robert S. Coren:
> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
Ludicrouf, anyway.
Kiffef,
RodW
JTEM
Benjamin Prater wrote:
> Yes Prater is an English name. And yes [...]
Yes, yes: How big is your dick? where can we
find the JPEGs? Are you a top or a bottom?
Stick with what's important here.
Chris Waigl
> Robert S. Coren:
>
>> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
>
> Ludicrouf, anyway.
Hm, they spell this one "loudicrough" over here:
c-i-b
i think
--
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eggcorns: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/
Christian Hansen
>On Fri, 4 Aug 2006 15:51:06 -0500, in soc.motss, "Mike McKinley"
><mp...@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
>
>>"Bailey Legull" <pl...@quentincrisp.com> wrote in message
>>news:1154722176.1...@p79g2000cwp.googlegroups.com...
>>> Benjamin Prater wrote:
>>>> David W. Fenton wrote:
>>>> > Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
>>>> > news:rEDAg.10344$j9.4737@trnddc02:
>>>> >> Hello guy I am new to this group new to Usenet. I just wonted to
>>>> >> interdue myself my name is Benjamin I am 21 I like in Texas USA.
>>>> >> And I wanted to drop a hello to everyone. Is this a gay news
>>>> >> group? What kind of stuss is posted here? Thanks and have a good
>>>> >> day?
>>>> > An eggcorn and the use of short s in place of long s!
>>>> > What do you know about Hugo Wolf?
>>>> I do not know how he is. now I fell stupid lol. Some reason I fell I
>>>> should know something about him/her or it whatever it is lol. :)
>>> I'm as lost as you are and I've been here for a couple months.
>>> It's a nice group; a little cliquish. They're pretty unconcerned with
>>> politics and unsettlingly into stereotypically "gay" culture, but maybe
>>> this is their place to escape all that serious stuff. AFAIK, you can
>>> post anything gay-related here, though anything remotely controversial
>>> gets folks leaping atop you and calling you a troll.
>>
>> Oh, girlene! That's the tea, Miss Two! And I want to be the first to
>>welcome you new hot guys! J'adore hot guys!
>> I just so like hope we talk about Joan Crawford, Bette Davis, Marlene
>>Dietrich or, the goddess of my idolatry, Judy Garland!!!
>
>Did I tell you that I sat on MD's lap and she sang "Happy Birthday" to
>me?
Many times. Many many many times.
>She didn't particularly like children, but we shared the same
>birthday and my grandmother had done business with her family (one
>didn't actually socialize with them, since they were in *trade*) in
>Berlin before the Great War.
>
>As I recall, the cat was not particularly impressed with MD, and my
>mother didn't have to vacuum anyone.
But did you sit on Marilyn Monroe's lap (dead 44 years today) and have her
sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell me that's
true." Hansen
--
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|http://www.christianphansen.com or
|http://www.livejournal.com/users/chrishansenhome/
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"Some fruits, some flakes, some chicken, some Ecstasy..." Tim McDaniel
Christian Hansen
"Fresh meat!"
Chris "Shakers are celibate, not vegetarian." Hansen
Jed Davis
> Dennis Lewis wrote:
>> I think it's wonderful to have a young person discover Usenet. I've
>> heard that in some circles, Usenet is considered about as relevant as
>> a DuMont B&W TV set, circa 1954.
>
> Yeah, but what happened to literacy...or at least the ability to
> string two words in a row together without error? Television? The
> WWW? Do schools even teach the three Rs anymore? Usenet sure has
> taken a huge step backwards from the time when the three chickens
> arrived.
When *I* showed up on Usenet at the age of 17, orthography was
generally not among the assorted regrettable aspects of my youthful
posting. I probably wouldn't have recognized a long 's' as such had
it bitten me (or were given up for my fake), however.
--
(let ((C call-with-current-continuation)) (apply (lambda (x y) (x y)) (map
((lambda (r) ((C C) (lambda (s) (r (lambda l (apply (s s) l)))))) (lambda
(f) (lambda (l) (if (null? l) C (lambda (k) (display (car l)) ((f (cdr l))
(C k))))))) '((#\J #\d #\D #\v #\s) (#\e #\space #\a #\i #\newline)))))
Benjamin Prater
lol here is on pic not a nude on lol. I like both lol. :)
http://img240.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0261zo1.jpg
And here is on with the kid that I got from giving some dike my sperm lol.
http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0309gz2.jpg
And here is one of the dike any the baby :).
http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0303sz3.jpg
And here is on of my and my E- boyfriend I look kind of stupid in this pic.
http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0263bm6.jpg
I hope you enjoy these pics since you guys asked for them.
Jed Davis
If my tenouous grasp of history serves me, wouldn't it not have been
in soc.* yet back then?
--Jed, older than net.motss but younger than RFC 793.
Christian Hansen
wrote:
>Yes Prater is an English name. And yes there are allot of people liven
>in Texas from German desist. My HT. is 5-10. I am half English & Half
>Choctaw. My dad being from an English desist and my mom being Choctaw.
If he was a sailor, would he be from seas and desist?
Chris "All seriousness aside, folks!" Hansen
Ken Rudolph
> lol here is on pic not a nude on lol. I like both lol. :)
The mind boggles.
> I hope you enjoy these pics since you guys asked for them.
Ben, good buddy...oh, nevermind. Thanks for finding us. Stick
around. There absolutely *has* to be a movie about your life...sort
of a gay NAPOLEON DYNAMITE.
--Ken
Benjamin Prater
> Benjamin Prater wrote:
>
>> lol here is on pic not a nude on lol. I like both lol. :)
>
> The mind boggles.
>
>> I hope you enjoy these pics since you guys asked for them.
>
> Ben, good buddy...oh, nevermind. Thanks for finding us. Stick around.
OHH MY GOD THE FUNNNY THIS IS THAT NAPOLEON DYNAMITE IS DO MUCH LIKE MY
LIFE JUST WITH A GAY TWEEST LOL :). I am happy I found this newsgroup
lol. It looks like I am going to have fun here I have been looking for a
newsgroup that we could just talk and have fun! :)
>
> --Ken
Christian Hansen
wrote:
>JTEM wrote:
>> Benjamin Prater wrote:
>>> Yes Prater is an English name. And yes [...]
>> Yes, yes: How big is your dick? where can we
>> find the JPEGs? Are you a top or a bottom?
>> Stick with what's important here.
>lol here is on pic not a nude on lol. I like both lol. :)
>http://img240.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0261zo1.jpg
One thing that you might want to note is that, in general, soc.motss is a
"lol-free zone". Read and heed. Save 'em for MSN or IM.
>And here is on with the kid that I got from giving some dike my sperm lol.
>http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0309gz2.jpg
I leave it to my lesbian sisters to comment on orthography.
>And here is one of the dike any the baby :).
>http://img125.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0303sz3.jpg
I presume then that you are acquainted with the mother of your child, seeing
as you've got pictures? Oh, and smilies? Hm...
>And here is on of my and my E- boyfriend I look kind of stupid in this pic.
>http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=dscf0263bm6.jpg
At least there was no "lol" in that line. Thanks from the bottom of our
hearts.
>I hope you enjoy these pics since you guys asked for them.
Chris "Well, aside from the fact that you're too clothed, they're fine."
Michael Palmer
<rjw...@gmail.com> wrote:
>Sodden thought:
Are you experiencing summer rain showers?
Michael Palmer
<chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>But did you sit on Marilyn Monroe's lap (dead 44 years today)
But when did the rest of her die?
> and have her
>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>
>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell me that's
>true." Hansen
I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
Chris Waigl
> Chris Waigl wrote:
>
>> chris-in-brixton
>> who realises that if eating while posting, replacing the enjera with a
>> fork might have its advantages; excellent Ethiopian food, though
>
> Oh yummy! I want some enjera now. Hand it over.
>
> Thanks.
Hm. As Ethiopian/Eritrean cooking is all about sharing, you should have
received one uh enjera ... unit of enjera? piece of enjera? cake of
enjera? whatever ... as a special delivery.
My dish, whose name I unfortunately can't remember or pronounce, but it
started with a B, came with THREE of them.
c-i-b
it wasn't the cheapest takeaway ever, but not that expensive either, and I
shall dine tonight on the leftover stew + one enjera I still have
Rod Williams
> > Sodden thought: Seems I started reading and posting to soc.motss before
> > our new arrival was born...
Jed Davis:
> If my tenouous grasp of history serves me, wouldn't it not have been
> in soc.* yet back then?
Do you really expect an ol' fart to remember 23-year-old trivia like
that?
Ned Deily
>JedD:
>>R.W:
>>>Sodden thought: Seems I started reading and posting to soc.motss before
>>>our new arrival was born...
>>in soc.* yet back then?
Sind halt aso, die jungen Leut'!
>Do you really expect an ol' fart to remember 23-year-old trivia like
>that?
Ja, ja
--E "why, he's *days* older than I am" Dkopf
Robert S. Coren
Jed Davis <jd...@panix.com> wrote:
>Ken Rudolph <ke...@nospamkenru.net> writes:
>
>> Dennis Lewis wrote:
>>> I think it's wonderful to have a young person discover Usenet. I've
>>> heard that in some circles, Usenet is considered about as relevant as
>>> a DuMont B&W TV set, circa 1954.
>>
>> Yeah, but what happened to literacy...or at least the ability to
>> string two words in a row together without error? Television? The
>> WWW? Do schools even teach the three Rs anymore? Usenet sure has
>> taken a huge step backwards from the time when the three chickens
>> arrived.
>
>When *I* showed up on Usenet at the age of 17, orthography was
>generally not among the assorted regrettable aspects of my youthful
>posting. I probably wouldn't have recognized a long 's' as such had
>it bitten me (or were given up for my fake), however.
Jed, dearest, I cannot think of any axis along which I would consider
you typical of your age cohort, now or any time in the past six(?)
years. You are certainly exceptionally literate, for your age or any
other in these days.
--
---Robert Coren (co...@panix.com)------------------------------------
Michael Palmer: "Alas, Ellen, you've become *too* successful:
you're now generic."
Robert Cumming: "Ellen de sui generis?"
Jack Hamilton
>Yes Prater is an English name. And yes there are allot of people liven
>in Texas from German desist. My HT. is 5-10. I am half English & Half
>Choctaw. My dad being from an English desist and my mom being Choctaw.
What's he trying for here, "descent"? Or is there some more
specialized word that I don't know?
Ellen Evans
Robert S. Coren <co...@panix.com> wrote:
[]
>Jed, dearest, I cannot think of any axis along which I would consider
>you typical of your age cohort, now or any time in the past six(?)
>years. You are certainly exceptionally literate, for your age or any
>other in these days.
*And* he can spell his name is *so* many languages.
--
Ellen Evans If my life wasn't funny, it would
je...@panix.com just be true, and that's unacceptable.
Carrie Fisher
Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
> *And* he can spell his name is *so* many languages.
Even Esperanto?
--
(domestic pets only, the antidote for overdose, milk.)
la...@gnus.org * Lars Magne Ingebrigtsen
Christian Hansen
>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:59:41 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>>But did you sit on Marilyn Monroe's lap (dead 44 years today)
>
>But when did the rest of her die?
Around the same time, I think.
>> and have her
>>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell me that's
>>true." Hansen
>I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
No, I refuse to believe you.
Chris "And I am unanimous in that." Hansen
ailuropoda melanoleuca torontonensis
> > But what on earth are you on about with "long and short s"?
[david]
> I meant stuff vs. stuss, as in substituting the letter f for the
> long s in 18th-century and earlier English printing and script.
that's what I affumed that you intended to fay.
though (if we're gonna be filly, we may as well be pedantically filly)
the long letter s/f was only used at the beginning or in the middle of
words: the terminal-s was always fmall.
where the bee fucks, there fuck I / in a cowflip's bell I lie (to quote
the bard)
manly panda (now trying to catch up after ten days away, but ftruggling)
David W. Fenton
news:eb1564$qio$1...@panix1.panix.com:
> In article <44D3D3F3...@earthlink.net>,
> Frank McQuarry <fmcq...@earthlink.net> wrote:
>>
>>Say, do you think he could put the star on top of the tree of the
>>Holiday That Dare Not Speak It's Name without a ladder?
>
> Why would a ladder make it safer to speak its name?
>
> --Robert, ignoring the apostrophe fault
And the capitalization as well, it seems.
--
David W. Fenton http://www.dfenton.com/
usenet at dfenton dot com http://www.dfenton.com/DFA/
David W. Fenton
> In article <Xns9815C771F282f9...@127.0.0.1>,
> David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>I'm surprised you conclude that, as I considered both of my
>>observations to be ludicross on the face of them.
>
> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
Good lord, I have no idea how that happened. You might think it
intentional, but it actually wasn't.
David W. Fenton
news:44d479b8....@news.panix.com:
> On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:59:41 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>> and have her
>>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>>
>>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell
>>me that's true." Hansen
>
> I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
[this is way too easy]
You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.
David W. Fenton
> I hope you enjoy these pics since you guys asked for them.
"We guys" did not ask.
This is not a personals group.
Benjamin Prater
I was sent a few emails so I just awnserd everyone at one time in the
newsgroup.
Gary G. Taylor
> Yeah, but what happened to literacy...or at least the ability to
> string two words in a row together without error? Television? The
> WWW? Do schools even teach the three Rs anymore? Usenet sure has
> taken a huge step backwards from the time when the three chickens
> arrived.
>
> --Ken Rudolph (ok, color me grouchy)
<AOL>Me, too!</AOL>
Say "Hello" to Rich, will you Ken? Thanks.
--
Gary G. Taylor * Pomona, CA * 34.074°N 117.754°W
gary [] donavan [] org * http://www [] donavan [] org
"The two most abundant substance in the Universe are hydrogen
and stupidity." --Frank Zappa, R.A. Heinlein and many others
Robert S. Coren
David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>co...@panix.com (Robert S. Coren) wrote in
>news:eb158l$t3n$1...@panix1.panix.com:
>
>> In article <Xns9815C771F282f9...@127.0.0.1>,
>> David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>I'm surprised you conclude that, as I considered both of my
>>>observations to be ludicross on the face of them.
>>
>> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
>
>Good lord, I have no idea how that happened. You might think it
>intentional, but it actually wasn't.
Apparently we have yet to fire our typist.
--
---Robert Coren (co...@panix.com)------------------------------------
"The disgruntled divas were grumpy."
--R.K. (Boston-area classical radio host)
Max Vasilatos
Dude. Benjy. Dollink.
Learn to spell. Learn English. Respect women, or at least
the mother of your baby. The baby as well. It can only
reflect better on you than so far.
Please. You are giving me, dare I say "us", a headache.
Max
Michael Palmer
<XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote in
>news:44d479b8....@news.panix.com:
>
>> On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:59:41 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>
>>> and have her
>>>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>>>
>>>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell
>>>me that's true." Hansen
>>
>> I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
>
>[this is way too easy]
>
>You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.
Did I ever claim I was?
Michael Palmer
<XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>co...@panix.com (Robert S. Coren) wrote in
>news:eb158l$t3n$1...@panix1.panix.com:
>
>> In article <Xns9815C771F282f9...@127.0.0.1>,
>> David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>I'm surprised you conclude that, as I considered both of my
>>>observations to be ludicross on the face of them.
>>
>> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
>
>Good lord, I have no idea how that happened. You might think it
>intentional, but it actually wasn't.
As Mel Gibson is wont to say.
Ann Burlingham
> The lime jello surprise thread is over there ===================>
It's not a surprise if you tell people.
--
What use was it having all that money if you could never sit still
or just watch your cattle eating grass?
- Alexander McCall Smith, _The No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency_
Ann Burlingham
> On Fri, 04 Aug 2006 22:24:48 -0700, Rod Williams wrote:
> > Robert S. Coren:
> >> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
> > Ludicrouf, anyway.
>
> Hm, they spell this one "loudicrough" over here:
And pronounce it "laff."
Benjamin Prater
I do love woman kind. It is a joke at lesbians. I did not mean to anger
you. For that I am sorry. I live with people and have friends that are
kind the people on Queer as Folk at lest on how we talk and and act.
Michael Palmer
<an...@panix.com> wrote:
>mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) writes:
>
>> The lime jello surprise thread is over there ===================>
>
>It's not a surprise if you tell people.
Even if people are aware of its existence it's still a surprise, since
they don't know when and where it will attack them.
M lime jello surprise is like a box of chocolates: you never know
what you'll get P
Michael Palmer
<chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:07:59 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:59:41 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>But did you sit on Marilyn Monroe's lap (dead 44 years today)
>>
>>But when did the rest of her die?
>
>Around the same time, I think.
>
>>> and have her
>>>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>>>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell me that's
>>>true." Hansen
>
>>I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
>
>No, I refuse to believe you.
>
>Chris "And I am unanimous in that." Hansen
What do I care? I have *lots* of supportive PVT EMAIL!
M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
Rev. Bonnie V. Bitch, ULC
Tlahuizcalpantecuhtli, Ruler of the heavens and host of fab parties,
opened the heavens and shone his light upon the wisdom of Benjamin
Prater <benji6...@verizon.net>
For that last bit of mangled, unintelligible, putrid crap, your Gay
Card is hereby revoked.
<PLONK>
Benjamin Prater
LOL god I love you guy I have been giggling my ass off sine I cam here
read everyone replays here!
JTEM
Michael Palmer wrote:
> What do I care? I have *lots* of supportive PVT EMAIL!
Yeah, but I bet that nobody has ever offered you Viagra
at special discount prices, via e-mail...
Rev. Bonnie V. Bitch, ULC
Slippery little wanker, arentcha?
<re-PLONK>
Christian Hansen
So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once removed?
Chris "Who knew?" Hansen
Christian Hansen
<XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote in
>news:44d479b8....@news.panix.com:
>> On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:59:41 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>>> and have her
>>>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>>>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell
>>>me that's true." Hansen
>> I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
>[this is way too easy]
>You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.
Oh, touché.
Chris "and I guess I am no Lloyd Bentsen." Hansen
Christian Hansen
>In article <Xns9816CC36B8EFEf9...@127.0.0.1>,
>David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>>co...@panix.com (Robert S. Coren) wrote in
>>news:eb158l$t3n$1...@panix1.panix.com:
>>> In article <Xns9815C771F282f9...@127.0.0.1>,
>>> David W. Fenton <XXXu...@dfenton.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>>I'm surprised you conclude that, as I considered both of my
>>>>observations to be ludicross on the face of them.
>>> When Davexed is playful, is he then ludicross?
>>Good lord, I have no idea how that happened. You might think it
>>intentional, but it actually wasn't.
>Apparently we have yet to fire our typist.
Ah, your secret is out!
Chris "Thank goodness for that!" Hansen
Chris Waigl
> Da steht der Bub, und hier steh' ich.
Hier stehe ich. Ich kann noch ganz anders. Gott helfe euch. Amen.
(My brother's RE teacher, who was, needless to say, Catholic. (If this is
unclear: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_I_Stand))
c-i-b
now with new used bike and who found a bakery in clapham, which is
otherwise fairly teeming with homos, including in the sainsbury's
supermarket: interesting observations on male piercings to be made
--
blog: http://serendipity.lascribe.net/
eggcorns: http://eggcorns.lascribe.net/
Christian Hansen
>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 15:52:13 +0000, Jess Anderson wrote:
>> Da steht der Bub, und hier steh' ich.
>Hier stehe ich. Ich kann noch ganz anders. Gott helfe euch. Amen.
>(My brother's RE teacher, who was, needless to say, Catholic. (If this is
>unclear: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Here_I_Stand))
>
>c-i-b
>now with new used bike and who found a bakery in clapham, which is
>otherwise fairly teeming with homos, including in the sainsbury's
>supermarket: interesting observations on male piercings to be made
Please make some.
Chris "We have some observations of men wearing only underwear at Brighton
Pride yesterday to our credit." Hansen
Michael Palmer
<chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:03:05 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
>
>>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 22:50:38 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:07:59 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
>>>>On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 08:59:41 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>>>><chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>>>>>But did you sit on Marilyn Monroe's lap (dead 44 years today)
>>>>But when did the rest of her die?
>>>Around the same time, I think.
>>>>> and have her
>>>>>sing Happy Birthday to You, Mr. Palmer??
>>>>>Chris "I refuse to believe anything else you write until you tell me that's
>>>>>true." Hansen
>>>>I believe you're confusing me with Jack Kennedy.
>>>No, I refuse to believe you.
>>>Chris "And I am unanimous in that." Hansen
>>What do I care? I have *lots* of supportive PVT EMAIL!
>>M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
>
>So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once removed?
Not to mention all the celebrities, male and female, with whom she's
had sex.
Rod Williams
Jess Anderson wrote:
> Da steht der Bub, und hier steh' ich.
Lachst du mich aus, mein Schatz?
David W. Fenton
Well, I hadn't been drinking.
So far as I can remember.
Ann Burlingham
> On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:21:12 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
> <chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
> >On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:03:05 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
> >>M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
> >So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once
> >removed?
I'm never washing my lap again.
> Not to mention all the celebrities, male and female, with whom she's
> had sex.
She or me?
Michael Palmer
<an...@panix.com> wrote:
>mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) writes:
>> On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:21:12 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>> <chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>> >On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:03:05 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
>
>> >>M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
>> >So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once
>> >removed?
>
>I'm never washing my lap again.
Considering that the ever-fabulous *you* were sitting on *my* lap, I
believe that's my line. (In any case, to keep the anatomical
associations strictly parallel, I believe that what you're never
washing again is your butt.)
>> Not to mention all the celebrities, male and female, with whom she's
>> had sex.
>
>She or me?
She in person, you by association.
ailuropoda melanoleuca torontonensis
> What do I care? I have *lots* of supportive PVT EMAIL!
>
> M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
had you been at the Ithaca .con, not only would you have seen the
faaabulous dame gwengolyn and The Armadillo Purse, but you'd have seen
A nnB [and Henry, though we couldn't have seen the whites of his eyes
at that point] sit in MY lap.
she was wearing a button reading "I'm quite prepared to sit on you"
button at the time.
I was not the only such person favoured. One of the aberlak-jesuses
was also sat upon - mike, I think, but the photos are on my now-old
computer and it's Too Darned Hot to walk to that room, fire up the
boilers and get it going to check which.
manly the memory lingers on panda
lurking indoors on a sticky hot Simcoe Day hollyday in Trawna
ailuropoda melanoleuca torontonensis
[chris-in-brixton]
> >now with new used bike and who found a bakery in clapham, which is
> >otherwise fairly teeming with homos, including in the sainsbury's
> >supermarket: interesting observations on male piercings to be made
I've just finished a delightful ten day visit with a friend from Denver
here in lovely (if pig-hot) Trawna. Michael and I were in the famous
Loblaw's Queen's Quay, and were playing spot- the- homos (two men, one
shopping cart, handmade pasta, YOU do the math) and racked up quite a
total. There was one couple that confirmed our suspicions with nipple
rings perceptible beneath the Tshirts
[chris at the heffalump]
> Please make some.
I'll second that request
> Chris "We have some observations of men wearing only underwear at Brighton
> Pride yesterday to our credit." Hansen
on Monday and then Friday of last week, we escaped the city heat by
travelling not quite as far as Brighton is from you; a ten-minute ferry
ride to toronto island, went to the clothing-optional beach, and opted.
As did many others, it was all most scenic. and, thanks to SPF30
goop, not rilly carcinogenic (or even burn- and- peel) for yr scribe.
There was one man, on Monday, who was there with a friend, and just
could not leave himself alone. he was making I'm- rubbing- the-
sunscreen- in movements allll over his body for the better part of 20
minutes, with some pauses, but more stroke than be-still, while he
stood and conversed with several folk. Not masturbation as in genital
stimulation, but he did keep caressing his butt, shoulder blades,
belly, chest.... (with no very noticeable erectile results)
there were several quite pleasant- to- look- at boys -- I'm
particularly reminded of one handsome couple, one of whom was compact,
dark-haired + vanDyke + tatts, the other quite tall, prematurely grey,
both of them without perceptible tanlines; they were joined by someone
they knew with a large celtic-knot tatt at the base of his spine down
to the beginning of the gluteal cleavage. But these were three scenic
ones among maybe a hundred folk. I'd say the ratio was 2/3 gay/straight
(deductions made from hetero-couple presence).
yr panda remains fish-belly white. (with black patches, of course).
ailuropoda melanoleuca clothing-optional panda
Ellen Evans
>mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) writes:
>> On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:21:12 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
>> <chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
>> >On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:03:05 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
>
>> >>M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
>> >So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once
>> >removed?
>
>I'm never washing my lap again.
I'm not sure that's the pertinent part.
--
Ellen Evans If my life wasn't funny, it would
je...@panix.com just be true, and that's unacceptable.
Carrie Fisher
Frank McQuarry
Ellen Evans wrote:
> In article <u1wrtw...@panix.com>, Ann Burlingham <an...@panix.com> wrote:
> >mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) writes:
> >> On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 20:21:12 +0100, in soc.motss, Christian Hansen
> >> <chrisha...@notrash.btinternet.com.invalid> wrote:
> >> >On Sun, 06 Aug 2006 08:03:05 GMT, mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) wrote:
> >
> >> >>M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
> >> >So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once
> >> >removed?
> >
> >I'm never washing my lap again.
>
> I'm not sure that's the pertinent part.
It's the impertinent part?
Michael Thomas
> "Interdue" is I'd say a borderline eggcorn. Though I get 8 GHits, and
> they're all genuine, so the longer I think about it the more I'd be
> tempted to give it a thumbs-up.
I don't really know what an eggcorn is, but I've come up
the perfect BBQ delicacy from whence I will be a RICH AND
GREEDY LITTLE MISER!!!
I present Triceratips: good ol' slow-cooked Tri-tip steak
fashioned into horns all made into the likeness of T-Rex's
favorite snack food.
IT'S BRILLIANT! TAKE A BOW FOR ME! I have Googled for
it and it's MINE MINE MINE!!!
--
Michael Thomas (mi...@mtcc.com http://www.mtcc.com/~mike/)
E Unum Pluribus: California out of the US.
Michael Palmer
torontonensis" <chris....@utoronto.ca> wrote:
>[mr bitch bovine]
>> What do I care? I have *lots* of supportive PVT EMAIL!
>>
>> M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
>
>had you been at the Ithaca .con, not only would you have seen the
>faaabulous dame gwengolyn and The Armadillo Purse, but you'd have seen
>A nnB [and Henry, though we couldn't have seen the whites of his eyes
>at that point] sit in MY lap.
But that was, when, last year? I'm talking the Chicago .con, back in
(?)'96!
>she was wearing a button reading "I'm quite prepared to sit on you"
>button at the time.
>
>I was not the only such person favoured. One of the aberlak-jesuses
>was also sat upon - mike, I think
Oh, she has a thing for Mike, or at least his hair.
MP, remembering a P A mini .con a few years back
Ellen Evans
Michael Thomas <mi...@mtcc.com> wrote:
>Chris Waigl <cwa...@free.fr> writes:
>> "Interdue" is I'd say a borderline eggcorn. Though I get 8 GHits, and
>> they're all genuine, so the longer I think about it the more I'd be
>> tempted to give it a thumbs-up.
>
> I don't really know what an eggcorn is, but I've come up
> the perfect BBQ delicacy from whence I will be a RICH AND
> GREEDY LITTLE MISER!!!
>
> I present Triceratips: good ol' slow-cooked Tri-tip steak
> fashioned into horns all made into the likeness of T-Rex's
> favorite snack food.
>
> IT'S BRILLIANT! TAKE A BOW FOR ME! I have Googled for
> it and it's MINE MINE MINE!!!
GIFS! GIFS! PNGS!
Ann Burlingham
> On 07 Aug 2006 00:47:12 -0400, in soc.motss, Ann Burlingham
> <an...@panix.com> wrote:
> >mpa...@panix.com (Michael Palmer) writes:
> >> >>M did I ever tell you that A nnB once sat on my lap? P
> >> >So, by extension, A nnB has sat on Marlene Dietrich's lap once
> >> >removed?
> >
> >I'm never washing my lap again.
>
> Considering that the ever-fabulous *you* were sitting on *my* lap, I
> believe that's my line. (In any case, to keep the anatomical
> associations strictly parallel, I believe that what you're never
> washing again is your butt.)
I sit corrected.
Ann Burlingham
> Oh, she has a thing for Mike, or at least his hair.
Many sharp pointy things, as they stick amusingly in his hair.
When are you growing your out?
Jack Hamilton
>Benjamin Prater <benji6...@verizon.net> wrote in
>news:PkYAg.1279$hj4.740@trnddc03:
>
>> I hope you enjoy these pics since you guys asked for them.
>
>"We guys" did not ask.
"We" didn't, but one regular did.