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Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage
By Katy Jordan | Monday, July 7, 2008
Boston Herald
Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, officials said.
Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on public sex acts along the picturesque shoreline after the number of citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to 132 last year.
"This is not what we're interested in seeing," said George Price, Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years, public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors."
Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists.
"Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that some people decided we want to see," Price said.
Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude men, and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts on the pristine national shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from throughout the world each year.
One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times reported last week.
"The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families are upset and outraged," Price said.
He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent surge in public sex, which is illegal under federal and state laws and can incur heavy fines.
"It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed.
"But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore problem and it's a town problem," he said.
> Hilarious! > -- > DSH > Lux et Veritas et Libertas > Vires et Honor > --------------------------------------------------------
> Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt > outrage
> By Katy Jordan | Monday, July 7, 2008
> Boston Herald
> Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have > sex on the beach in Provincetown - but are > sending horrified family vacationers > packing, officials said.
> Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials > said they are cracking down on public sex > acts along the picturesque shoreline after > the number of citations for public sex acts > more than tripled, from an average of 40 to > 132 last year.
> "This is not what we're interested in > seeing," said George Price, Superintendent > of the National Seashore. "Over the last > couple of years, public (sex) acts like > this have been viewed by visitors."
> Price said officials are baffled as to why > the vacation mecca has suddenly become a > hotbed of public sex for randy > exhibitionists.
> "Laws and enforcement have not changed - it > just seems to be something that some people > decided we want to see," Price said.
> Complaints have included whale-watchers > sailing past large groups of nude men, and > families stumbling upon people engaged in > sex acts on the pristine national shore > that attracts tens of thousands of > vacationers from throughout the world each > year.
> One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a > New Jersey family walking in the dunes who > encountered couples and a large group of > men having "sex in the nude, including oral > and anal sex right out in the open," the > Cape Cod Times reported last week.
> "The majority is gay, but we've had issues > with hetero sex as well. Families are upset > and outraged," Price said.
> He added that many gay community members > are also appalled about the recent surge in > public sex, which is illegal under federal > and state laws and can incur heavy fines.
> "It's really two issues, one is the nude > sunbathing, which has been around since the > '70s and '80s, and that issue is being > addressed.
> "But the issue that we're talking about > today is public sex: It's a seashore > problem and it's a town problem," he said.
it's P-town the gayest town in america, trust me, its a true story. P-town used to be a nice artist colony at the tip of the cape. now its sodom-by-the-sea. its a shame too. its a beautiful place and the national seashore is a great stretch of beach. at race point you can watch the sun rise and set over the water.
On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 01:22:59 +0100, in alt.war.vietnam "D. Spencer
Hines" <pant...@excelsior.com> wrote: >Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have sex on the beach in >Provincetown
Lock 'em up in conjugal cells, I say. When I wanna fuck, I get a room... let 'em do likewise. Besides, who wants sand lubricating the union? Having fucked on a few beaches, I have come to the conclusion that it wasn't great sex. I have reason to believe that my partners concurred. They all agreed that a room and a shower first would have been much better.
When I was about three, or so, we were grilling hot dogs on the beach. My Mom said that hot dogs grilled on the beach *had* to have some sand in them... so, I took my "Mike Mulligan" shovel and put lots of sand in them. (That wasn't what she meant.)
> On Tue, 8 Jul 2008 01:22:59 +0100, in alt.war.vietnam "D. Spencer > Hines" <pant...@excelsior.com> wrote:
> When I was about three, or so, we were grilling hot dogs on the beach. > My Mom said that hot dogs grilled on the beach *had* to have some sand > in them...
My mom we shouldn't worry about hot dogs falling off our sticks onto the grounds when we're at weiner roasts ... something about a little dirt on the dog will make us resistant to bugs in the future years. Or something like that. My mom and yours were probably related, Jonesy. Maybe you can fill me in on this hot dog theory ...
On Jul 7, 8:22 pm, "D. Spencer Hines" <pant...@excelsior.com> wrote:
> Hilarious! > --
> Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude > men,
"Bwaaaaaah. Saw no whale, grandma. Only trouser trouts."
> and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts
That's how families are made!
> One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the > dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the > nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times > reported last week.
Dunes... Wonderful.
Sand in the Vaseline.
True Grit.
> "The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families > are upset and outraged," Price said.
Bisexual?
The Burden of Bisexuality must be great. Imagine wanting to fuck everyone you meet.
> He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent > surge in public sex, which is illegal under federal and state laws and can > incur heavy fines.
The higher the fine the bigger the thrill. Decriminalized it and see it fade.
> "It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around > since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed.
Dressed rather.
> "But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore > problem and it's a town problem," he said.
It's not a seashore problem until creatures crawl out of the sea for inter-specie mating. Amphibian-JohnDoe liaisons, grouper groping, blowfish trysts... and hump whales and villagers going at it all night long.
> Hilarious! > -- > DSH > Lux et Veritas et Libertas > Vires et Honor > --------------------------------------------------------
> Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage
> By Katy Jordan | Monday, July 7, 2008
> Boston Herald
> Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have sex on the beach in > Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, > officials said.
> Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on > public sex acts along the picturesque shoreline after the number of > citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to > 132 last year.
> "This is not what we're interested in seeing," said George Price, > Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years, > public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors."
> Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly > become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists.
> "Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that > some people decided we want to see," Price said.
> Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude > men, and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts on the pristine > national shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from > throughout the world each year.
> One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the > dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the > nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times > reported last week.
> "The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families > are upset and outraged," Price said.
> He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent > surge in public sex, which is illegal under federal and state laws and can > incur heavy fines.
> "It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around > since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed.
> "But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore > problem and it's a town problem," he said.
That's silly for P-town, the old nomenclature for the male "thorngs" was lunch bags.
> Hilarious! > -- > DSH > Lux et Veritas et Libertas > Vires et Honor > --------------------------------------------------------
> Sex acts on Provincetown beaches prompt outrage
> By Katy Jordan | Monday, July 7, 2008
> Boston Herald
> Frisky sun worshipers are flocking to have sex on the beach in > Provincetown - but are sending horrified family vacationers packing, > officials said.
> Angry Cape Cod National Seashore officials said they are cracking down on > public sex acts along the picturesque shoreline after the number of > citations for public sex acts more than tripled, from an average of 40 to > 132 last year.
> "This is not what we're interested in seeing," said George Price, > Superintendent of the National Seashore. "Over the last couple of years, > public (sex) acts like this have been viewed by visitors."
> Price said officials are baffled as to why the vacation mecca has suddenly > become a hotbed of public sex for randy exhibitionists.
> "Laws and enforcement have not changed - it just seems to be something that > some people decided we want to see," Price said.
> Complaints have included whale-watchers sailing past large groups of nude > men, and families stumbling upon people engaged in sex acts on the pristine > national shore that attracts tens of thousands of vacationers from > throughout the world each year.
> One complaint, issued in 2007, was from a New Jersey family walking in the > dunes who encountered couples and a large group of men having "sex in the > nude, including oral and anal sex right out in the open," the Cape Cod Times > reported last week.
> "The majority is gay, but we've had issues with hetero sex as well. Families > are upset and outraged," Price said.
> He added that many gay community members are also appalled about the recent > surge in public sex, which is illegal under federal and state laws and can > incur heavy fines.
> "It's really two issues, one is the nude sunbathing, which has been around > since the '70s and '80s, and that issue is being addressed.
> "But the issue that we're talking about today is public sex: It's a seashore > problem and it's a town problem," he said.
I thought public sex would go down in this area after Teddy Kennedy could not get it up anymore.
a few years back gangs of lesbians began taking over the town from "the boys" their outraged letters to newspapers were rather funny in an unitentional way. The "regular" inhabitants wish they would all go away{but leave their money behind}
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