Will's got dollar signs in his eyes--but they're snake eyes

[binky]

I've observed Will in scores of posts. His tractic is to challenge
everything--if someone says the grass is green, Will says it's
purple. The idea is to hire Will to "straighten it out."

I'll make one promise to Will--I'll never write him a check. But if I
ever hear he gets a client based upon misrepresentation, I'll turn his
ass into the US Attorney in Santa Cruz. And Will can explain it all
to him.

You never really know who those clients are, do you Will? Even the
ones you pick. Might be some interesting clients in your future, Will.

[binky]

And if you think this is actionable, Will--it's not. You haven't been
accused of any crime.

I've just told you I won't give you any money. But someone else
might. I bet you get all kinds of clients. And if one of them
complained to me, well... I wouldn't worry about it. Probably I'm
just pissed off at you trying to jerk me around.

Just a few words in the heat of the moment.