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JFK

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Mar 21, 2004, 5:05:12 PM3/21/04
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So the minute I get back in to the US, right in NYC I find myself
seating very comfortably on one of the American Standard toilets, all
of a sudden everything works like a swiss watch. My stomach creats the
best that is out there ....

Looks better than Cuban cigars, looks just as big, tick, and the best
dark brownish color that is just ready for export to France, Germany
and even Cuba ....

God bless America, and American Standard .... That's all.

http://www.americanstandard.com/

Jonathan -

PS - Fun Facts about American Standards products -

Three out of five bathrooms in the U.S. contain our products.

Just one ClearTap™ kitchen faucet water filter made by American
Standard can process 250—gallons of water—that's the equivalent of 946
one-liter bottles of water.

Forty percent of the world's population lacks indoor plumbing.

A typical toilet made before 1980 uses 4.5 to 7.0 gallons of water per
flush. A typical toilet made between 1980 and 1992 uses 3.5 gallons of
water per flush. Today's low-consumption toilets (such as those
utilizing American Standard's AquaForce™ Flushing System) use only 1.6
gallons of water per flush.

From 1994 to 1997, New York City offered a rebate to people who
replaced old toilets with newer low-consumption toilets. The city's
Department of Environmental Protection estimates that the city saves
70 million to 90 million gallons of water each day thanks to the new
toilets. That's enough water to fill 6,700 Olympic-size swimming
pools.
Source: Scientific American, February 2001

The "American" in American Standard comes from the American Radiator
Company, which was formed in 1892 by the merger of three smaller
companies.
The "Standard" in American Standard comes from a company founded in
1875 by two Irish immigrants. The company made cast-iron bathtubs and
was called The Standard Sanitary Manufacturing Company.

In 1929, Standard Sanitary merged with American Radiator to form the
American Radiator & Standard Sanitary Corporation. An advertising
slogan for its toilets at the time was "The best seat in the house."

T.Schmidt

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Mar 21, 2004, 7:30:21 PM3/21/04
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I like the picture. It is a good idea to carry your own toliet. At least,
when travelling to Margarita Island.

T.Schmidt
P.S. How was the toilet paper? Soft and absorbent enough?
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"JFK" <jona...@ipns.com> wrote in message
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> So the minute I get back in to the US, right in NYC I find myself
> seating very comfortably on one of the American Standard toilets, all
> of a sudden everything works like a swiss watch. My stomach creats the
> best that is out there ....
>
> Looks better than Cuban cigars, looks just as big, tick, and the best
> dark brownish color that is just ready for export to France, Germany
> and even Cuba ....
>
> God bless America, and American Standard .... That's all.
>
> http://www.americanstandard.com/
>
> Jonathan -
>
>
>
> PS - Fun Facts about American Standards products -
>
> Three out of five bathrooms in the U.S. contain our products.
>

> Just one ClearTapT kitchen faucet water filter made by American
> Standard can process 250-gallons of water-that's the equivalent of 946


> one-liter bottles of water.
>
> Forty percent of the world's population lacks indoor plumbing.
>
> A typical toilet made before 1980 uses 4.5 to 7.0 gallons of water per
> flush. A typical toilet made between 1980 and 1992 uses 3.5 gallons of
> water per flush. Today's low-consumption toilets (such as those

> utilizing American Standard's AquaForceT Flushing System) use only 1.6

JFK

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Mar 22, 2004, 7:15:52 PM3/22/04
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"T.Schmidt" <ljspr...@sprint.ca> wrote in message news:<9rq7c.847$%%1.5...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>...

> I like the picture. It is a good idea to carry your own toliet. At least,
> when travelling to Margarita Island.
>
> T.Schmidt
> P.S. How was the toilet paper? Soft and absorbent enough?

Our strong plumbing system along with our heavy duty sewage
Infrastructure is well capable to dump Castro and Chavez together in
one flush needless to say the toilet paper .....

I just can't understand the idea of cleaning yourself up and leave the
paper in a waste bucket like they do in Venezuela ….
I guess Chavez can use every little bit of donation indeed ....

Jonathan -

Blind Man In Texas

There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived
on the plane, he felt the seats and said, "Wow, these seats are big!"
The person next to him answered, "Everything is big in Texas."

When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon
arriving in the bar, he ordered a beer and got a mug placed between
his hands. He exclaimed, "Wow these mugs are big!" The bartender
replied, "Everything is big in Texas." After a couple of beers, the
blind man asked the bartender where the bathroom was located. The
bartender replied, "Second door to the right."

The blind man headed for the bathroom, but accidentally tripped over
and skipped the second door. Instead, he entered the third door, which
lead to the swimming pool and fell into the pool by accident. Scared
to death, the blind man started shouting, "Don't flush, don't flush!"

T.Schmidt

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Mar 22, 2004, 8:14:31 PM3/22/04
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JFK

(1) They put the waste paper in a basket from olden times, when toilets
didn't flush properly. Now they use the paper to wrap Cuban Cigars.

(2) I heard that joke decades ago. It is very good.

Have you checked with your doctor against malignant tropical disease?

Now a very, very old joke from Texas

A chap from England got very rich, so he came to Texas and bought what he
thought was a huge piece of land. He had a party and kept nagging everybody
about how big was his piece of land, getting little attention. Finnally he
goes to an old guy in a cowbopy attire and gives him his story. Finally, he
asks the guy who is he. And the old man says: "I am just your neighbor from
all four sides".

T.Schmidt


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"JFK" <jona...@ipns.com> wrote in message
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> "T.Schmidt" <ljspr...@sprint.ca> wrote in message
news:<9rq7c.847$%%1.5...@newscontent-01.sprint.ca>...
> > I like the picture. It is a good idea to carry your own toliet. At
least,
> > when travelling to Margarita Island.
> >
> > T.Schmidt
> > P.S. How was the toilet paper? Soft and absorbent enough?
>
> Our strong plumbing system along with our heavy duty sewage
> Infrastructure is well capable to dump Castro and Chavez together in
> one flush needless to say the toilet paper .....
>
> I just can't understand the idea of cleaning yourself up and leave the

> paper in a waste bucket like they do in Venezuela ..

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