Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man. One guy
said he was going to piss him off. He walked over to
the Irish man and
tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy." "Oh
really, hmm, didn't know
that." replied the Irish man. Puzzled, the English
man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a sissy
and he
didn't care!" "You just don't know how to set him off, watch and learn." The
second English man walked over and
tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I
hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!" "Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank
you." replied the Irish man. Shocked beyond belief, the English man went
back to his buddies. "You're right. He is
unshakable." The third English man
said. "No, no, no. I will really piss him off, you just watch." The third
English man
walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and
said, "I hear your St. Patrick was an English man." The
Irish man responded,
"Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."
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