Sucky Sucky, Five Dollah!

[Dänk 1010011010]

I'm about to leave on a trip to Vietnam. All I know about the place
is that it is hot and humid and has lots of hookers.

Helro, soldier boy! Me so horny! Me ruv you rong time!

Sucky sucky, five dollah! You give me ten dollah, soldier boy!

[Palin'sAnusRimmer]

My gf and I just got back from 'nam, and did we have a wild time! I
pulled my first quadruple!

http://www.xhamster.com/movies/242190/exhibition_06.html

Just a few words of caution ... most of the STDs there are relatively
mild, but those gals' CRABS are big and vicious! Ouch!

Better to seek out the $40 a night hookers. They douche on occasion.

My gf found a gook with a 10-1/2" dick ... she paid the guy $15 to
pork her -- front and back!

I came(!) away relatively unscathed. Just a little dose of
nonspecific urethritis.

[the man from havana]

On Nov 26, 7:34 am, "Palin'sAnusRimmer" <perryneh...@hotmail.com>
wrote:

har har !

[QX]

HOOKER
Hey, baby, you got girlfriend Vietnam?
JOKER
Not just this minute.
HOOKER
Well, baby, me so horny. Me so horny. Me love you long
time. You party?
JOKER
Yeah, we might party. How much?
HOOKER
Fifteen dolla.
JOKER
Fifteen dollars for both of us?
HOOKER
No. Each you fifteen dolla. Me love you long time.
Me so horny.
JOKER
Fifteen dollar
too boo-coo. Five dollars each.
HOOKER
Me suckee-suckee. Me love you too much.
JOKER
Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
HOOKER
Okay! Ten dolla each.
JOKER
What do we get for ten dollars?
HOOKER
Everything you want.
JOKER
Everything?
HOOKER
Everything.

[ls bip esp]

Muthafocka can't aford no hos in vegas got to to to vn get the cheap
hos you short dick focking losers
go home fock u mutha muthafocka