" I've travelled this old world of ours from Barnsley to Peru I've had sunshine in the arctic and a swim in Tinbuktu I've seen unicorns in Burma and a Yetti in Nepal And I've danced with ten foot pygmies in a Montezuma hall I've met the King of China and a working Yorkshire miner But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man 'Cause we're a bunch of arrogant b***tards Who hate black people
I once got served in Woolies aften less than four week's wait I had lunch with Rowan Atkinson when he paid and wasn't late I know a public swimming bath where they don't piss in the pool I know a guy who got a job straight after leaving school I've met a normal merman and a fairly modest German But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man 'Cause we're a bunch of talentless murderers Who smell like baboons
I've had a close encounter of the twenty-second kind That's when an alien spaceship disappears up your behind I got directory enquiries after less than forty rings I've even heard a decent song by Paul McCartney's Wings I've seen a flying pig in a quite convincing wig But I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man 'Cause we're a bunch of ignorant loudmouths With no sense of humour - ha ha
I've met the Loch Ness monster and he looks like Fred Astaire At the BBC in London he's the chief commissionaire I know a place in Glasgow which is rife with daffodillies I met a man in Katmandu who claimed to have two willies I've had a nice pot noodle but I've never had a poodle And I've never met a nice South African.
No he's never met a nice South African And that's not bloody surprising man Because we've never met one either Except for Breyten Breytenbach and he's emigrated to Paris. (farts)
Yes he's quite a nice South African And he's hardly ever killed anyone And he's not smelly at all. That's why they put him prison. "
In article <b0fc61fa-0e9c-4444-b253-c8ade1d03...@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
consolegivea...@hotmail.co.uk wrote: > You are all turds. I hate you all
> -- Sarah Firth
Sarah's IP address goes back to the Hertfordshire County Council. Putting the words /hertfordshire sarah firth/ into google reveals that she is a trained hypnotherapist. I have only the highest regard for trained hypnotherapists. That and dry wit. But mostly trained hypnotherapists.
On May 23, 11:06 am, Herbert Viola <wga...@microsoft.com> wrote:
> In article > <b0fc61fa-0e9c-4444-b253-c8ade1d03...@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
> consolegivea...@hotmail.co.uk wrote: > > You are all turds. I hate you all
> > -- Sarah Firth
> Sarah's IP address goes back to the Hertfordshire County Council. > Putting the words /hertfordshire sarah firth/ into google reveals that > she is a trained hypnotherapist. I have only the highest regard for > trained hypnotherapists. That and dry wit. But mostly trained > hypnotherapists.
Amateur hypnotherapists do less damage than amateur surgeons. Usually, anyway, maybe it was an amateur hypnotherapist that got the Shrub out of bars which was a considerably more damaging achievement than any amateur surgeon has managed.
On May 14, 9:15 am, consolegivea...@hotmail.co.uk wrote:
> You are all turds. I hate you all
> -- Sarah Firth
I spent six months in South Africa and to my pleasant surprise, my experience was just the opposite, almost all South Africans I met, especially the blacks, were nice and did not outwardly show resentment against all whites ( I am "white" and an American). I did get robbed once, but because of all the other positive experiences I did not let that one negative experience bring me down on SA. This is why I am so shocked to read and see all the "xenophobic" violence currently going on.
> On May 23, 11:06 am, Herbert Viola <wga...@microsoft.com> wrote: > > In article > > <b0fc61fa-0e9c-4444-b253-c8ade1d03...@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
> > consolegivea...@hotmail.co.uk wrote: > > > You are all turds. I hate you all
> > > -- Sarah Firth
> > Sarah's IP address goes back to the Hertfordshire County Council. > > Putting the words /hertfordshire sarah firth/ into google reveals that > > she is a trained hypnotherapist. I have only the highest regard for > > trained hypnotherapists. That and dry wit. But mostly trained > > hypnotherapists.
> Amateur hypnotherapists do less damage than amateur surgeons. Usually, > anyway, maybe it was an amateur hypnotherapist that got the Shrub out > of bars which was a considerably more damaging achievement than any > amateur surgeon has managed.
Your right, the US should have followed your example of Quiet Diplomacy.
> > On May 23, 11:06 am, Herbert Viola <wga...@microsoft.com> wrote: > > > In article > > > <b0fc61fa-0e9c-4444-b253-c8ade1d03...@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
> > > consolegivea...@hotmail.co.uk wrote: > > > > You are all turds. I hate you all
> > > > -- Sarah Firth
> > > Sarah's IP address goes back to the Hertfordshire County Council. > > > Putting the words /hertfordshire sarah firth/ into google reveals that > > > she is a trained hypnotherapist. I have only the highest regard for > > > trained hypnotherapists. That and dry wit. But mostly trained > > > hypnotherapists.
> > Amateur hypnotherapists do less damage than amateur surgeons. Usually, > > anyway, maybe it was an amateur hypnotherapist that got the Shrub out > > of bars which was a considerably more damaging achievement than any > > amateur surgeon has managed.
> Your right, the US should have followed your example of Quiet Diplomacy.
Now that's impressive! I didn't think that there was anybody who would argue in favour of the invasion of Iraq!
Admittedly, as has been pointed out, most Yanks are against it not because they realise what an evil thing it was, but because they don't like all the dead Yanks being posted back home in body bags. But then you wouldn't expect them to grok the moral dimension.
There are, though, I agree, similarities between the Shrub and Mbeki - Saddam Hussein was a Yank creation, a puppet that lost his strings, just as our tyrant has been supported by Mugabe. I'm not sure that Mbeki is an ex-alcoholic, though, and I'm not sure that he is quite as simple-minded and aggressive as the little Yank shit.
On May 23, 4:30 pm, Greg <gberche...@howard.edu> wrote:
> On May 14, 9:15 am, consolegivea...@hotmail.co.uk wrote:
> > You are all turds. I hate you all
> > -- Sarah Firth
> I spent six months in South Africa and to my pleasant surprise, my > experience was just the opposite, almost all South Africans I met, > especially the blacks, were nice and did not outwardly show resentment > against all whites ( I am "white" and an American). I did get robbed > once, but because of all the other positive experiences I did not let > that one negative experience bring me down on SA. This is why I am so > shocked to read and see all the "xenophobic" violence currently going > on.
South Africans are pleasant people for the most part. The current instability is, however, a sad indictment on us as a people. I am deeply ashamed of my country at the moment.
