On Sunday, April 29, 2012 11:54:58 PM UTC-4, Peter Jason wrote:nice--I'm going to borrow that one.
> YOUR Yearly Dementia Test-- only 4 questions
> It's that time of year for us to take our annual
> 1. What do you put in a toaster?
> Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast' give up now
> 2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What
> Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,'
> 3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a
> Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you
> 4. Without using a calculator - You are driving a
> Without scrolling back to review, how old is the
> Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you
> If you pass this along to your friends, pray they
> PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions!
Since you've been carrying the flag, let's see what I can do to help:
A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.
As she walked, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say
She walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair.
Flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."
He sat silently for a moment or two and finally answered, "I'll take the
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