A group of mature women in Tasmania did one just to raise enough
money to get new curtains for the clubhouse and ended up making a
fortune. They were hoping to raise about $500 and made over
$75,000
There is money in these things believe me.
Ejaycee
still giggling at the thought
>Someone sent this to me and I was
> wondering whether we could pinch the
> idea and do a quilters one.
>next year against the Scottish landscape
> www.wearingwool.com./cpcale.html.
Well.....Scotland does offer a lot of unique scenery with the castles,
etc. We could be peeking out from behind standing stones, etc. The
possibilities are endless. It could be not necessarily 'bawdy', but
tasteful, and fun!
>A group of mature women in Tasmania
> did one just to raise enough money to
> get new curtains for the clubhouse and
> ended up making a fortune. They were
> hoping to raise about $500 and made
> over $75,000
Would we target a mutual 'cause' like the breast cancer research of the
'wearing wool' ladies, or would we divide up the money? Just curious.
>There is money in these things believe
> me.
I have 3 or 4 friends in Scotland who are semi-pro photographers. Any
one of them would probably do it for nothing! <G> These are 'published'
photographers, and not amateurs.
Elaine
It was a joke Elaine...............
Why don't I keep my big mouth shut.
STAND UP the one who said and so say all of us!!
I bet you had your tongue in your cheek
On second thoughts maybe we *could* just get away with
it...............
for a good cause and all.
Oh Cripes - I couldn't keep my face straight
Ejaycee
Good Grief! the mind boggles! I caught sight of myself stepping out
the bath in a hotel bathroom once which had one of these all wall
mirrors and it was not a pretty sight I can tell you <VBG>
Elaine! we would have to make sure it was a warm day, if the weather
next spring/summer is like last years we would all be oout in
goosepimples!
Elma ( still laughing)
Elma in Glasgow, Scotland, UK
(Remove spex to reply by email)
Good Lord! There's me not coming to the quilters' do then! :D
You ladies are nuts, but if you are sharing the money I might
consider it.
Doc
No close ups allowed then. I think it's a great idea!
Doc
> Well.....Scotland does offer a lot of unique scenery with the castles,
> etc. We could be peeking out from behind standing stones, etc. The
> possibilities are endless. It could be not necessarily 'bawdy', but
> tasteful, and fun!
>
> Would we target a mutual 'cause' like the breast cancer research of the
> 'wearing wool' ladies, or would we divide up the money? Just curious.
>
Count me out of the March and July photos!
And April - just WHAT was going on there?
I have two spinning wheels - I suppose I could hide behind them.
> I have 3 or 4 friends in Scotland who are semi-pro photographers. Any
> one of them would probably do it for nothing! <G> These are 'published'
> photographers, and not amateurs.
>
Just so long as they're old enough to appreciate the more 'mature' among
us.
Sheila
>Count me out of the March and July
> photos! And April - just WHAT was
> going on there?
I can't remember, but they certainly seemed to be having fun!
>I have two spinning wheels - I suppose I
> could hide behind them.
We can make up our own rules as we go along.
They're old enough. On second thought, one is probably too 'prissy'.
Another has no sense of humour. That still leaves one or two other
possibilities.
Elaine
>Oh Crivens.....................ROFL>
>It was a joke Elaine...............
Oh.
>Why don't I keep my big mouth shut.
>STAND UP the one who said and so say
> all of us!!
>I bet you had your tongue in your cheek
I'm not sure, but I've had a lot of fun dreaming up some very creative
compositions. I'm not the 'naturist' type to sit around quilting all
day in the nude, but for a worthy cause (such as padding our bank
accounts) I might give some thought to photography sessions.
>On second thoughts maybe we *could*
> just get away with it...............
>for a good cause and all.
What's to stop us? I've already mentioned one 'good cause'! <G>
>Oh Cripes - I couldn't keep my face
> straight
Whether we do it or not, it's a blast just dreaming up the scenes and
laughing about it! You wouldn't have to keep your face straight! It's
all about having fun!
Elaine
(Just remember, you started all this, Ejaycee!)
>Good Grief! the mind boggles!
I know what you mean! I read Ejaycee's post just before I went to bed
last night, and I awoke this morning with all kinds of ideas for
settings and backdrops for various compositions! I can't stop grinning
at the thought of it!
>I caught sight of myself stepping out the
> bath in a hotel bathroom once which
> had one of these all wall mirrors and it
> was not a pretty sight I can tell you
> <VBG>
Again, I know what you mean! Well, this might be just the incentive I
need to go on the New Years diet!
>Elaine! we would have to make sure it
> was a warm day, if the weather next
> spring/summer is like last years we
> would all be oout in goosepimples!
Well, we'll plan our get together for the warmest time of the year, and
there's always such things as 'air-brushing' . Besides, the pictures
don't all have to be taken outdoors.
>Elma ( still laughing)
Elaine (I can't stop laughing either)
>Good Lord! There's me not coming to the
> quilters' do then! :D You ladies are nuts,
I beg your pardon!
> but if you are sharing the money I might
> consider it.
Good. I thought we could count on you!
I tried e-mailing you awhile back, but it bounced back. I've tried
again, just now, and it seems to have gotten through. You are now,
officially, on the 'list'!
Elaine
>
> I tried e-mailing you awhile back, but it bounced back. I've tried
> again, just now, and it seems to have gotten through. You are now,
> officially, on the 'list'!
>
> Elaine
I was on the grand tour of Ireland just before Christmas, in fact
got back Christmas Eve, so my mailbox exploded in my absence.
Things have settled down a bit now.
Doc
(thank you for putting me on the list!)
>
>Ejaycee wrote:
>
>>Oh Crivens.....................ROFL>
>
>>It was a joke Elaine...............
>
>Oh.
>
>>Why don't I keep my big mouth shut.
>>STAND UP the one who said and so say
>> all of us!!
>
>>I bet you had your tongue in your cheek
>
>I'm not sure, but I've had a lot of fun dreaming up some very creative
>compositions. I'm not the 'naturist' type to sit around quilting all
>day in the nude, but for a worthy cause (such as padding our bank
>accounts) I might give some thought to photography sessions.
<looking up a local number to take quilting lessons...>
LOL! That's it, I'm out!
Doc
(no one told me this group was full of DOM)
[just DOW]
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>D=Decripit?
>Dowdy?
>Dumb?
>Decaying?
>Diseased?
>Defiant?
>Doltish?
>
>
>MacHamish Mór
Darling
Absolutely.
Doc
Dearest, Oh MY!
Doc
High praise.
Doc
All I can say, is it is a good thing they would be still photos
and not videos. There might be some jiggle shock otherwise.
Doc
>I was on the grand tour of Ireland just
> before Christmas, in fact got back
> Christmas Eve, so my mailbox exploded
> in my absence. Things have settled
> down a bit now.
I knew you were in Ireland. I'm glad you had such a good time! I
understand about mailboxes filling up during an absence. It sometimes
happens to mine, when I'm not even gone!
>(thank you for putting me on the list!)
You're welcome! I'm going to be e-mailing everybody in a day or two
about our "Quilter's Calendar" among other things! <G>
Elaine
Don't know - something didn't work and I couldn't download - added the
front part, but it did not like the URL. Sal
You obviously had oneof those faulty mirrors that distorts beyond
belief. Sort of puts wrinkles and sags where there really aren't
any, type of thing???
I have one of those in my bathroom. Can't believe a thing it
shows.
GBG
> Elaine! we would have to make sure it was a warm day, if the
> weather next spring/summer is like last years we would all be
> out in goosepimples!
Some of us might be glad of those ROFLOL
Ejaycee
Humm - Even without being able to open the site, I think I know what
is on it. The 'more mature among us' - that certainly includes me!
Yes, defintely warm weather - maybe even a darkened room! <huge grin>
By the bye - there is a quilt pattern called hearts and hands -
minimal applique . Will make a sketch and forward. Sal
>As I said... I'm in on the project - but not
> for sewing. I can make the spaghetti
> while you all stitch away.
That's important, and your name's on the 'list'.
>Or... I could make templates with
> kiddies' hand-prints (so very easy) - and
> it could be a sort of
> "kiddies-go-hand-in-hand all over the
> world", thing. And we could work it into
> some deserving project, perhaps calling
> it a 'Hand-some World Quilt'.
I'm going to e-mail everyone in a few days. Keep the ideas coming,
everyone.
Elaine
>D=Decripit?
>Dowdy?
>Dumb?
>Decaying?
>Diseased?
>Defiant?
>Doltish?
LOL !
How about:
D=Dazzling
Debonair
Darling (tee hee)
Elaine
>LOL! That's it, I'm out!
No you're not! This is for women only!
>(no one told me this group was full of
> DOM) [just DOW]
I've engaged the services of a local photographer who isn't prissy, and
has a good sense of humour! He will be 'on call' whenever this gig
gets arranged!
Elaine
><looking up a local number to take
> quilting lessons...>
There are some very talented men quilters!
Elaine
>Goodness!
>I've really missed out on everything,
> then. Are you planning a quilt of our
> photies?
Not exactly. More like a calendar!
>Good thing my friends gave me a lush
> weekend in a beauty farm for my
> birthday.
Wish I had friends like that!
>But let me know at least four months'
> starving time beforehand.
OK.
Elaine
>Darling
I just said that. Should have read through the thread first, I guess.
Elaine
>Have you not heard of the Mature Ladies
> Calendar a group of women posed for a
> few years back?
>It sold out every year.
>A mature form is nothing to be ashamed
> of, Ladies.
We aren't! We're planning our own calendar!
Elaine
>OK, that explains it when used in DOW.
You left out 'Delectable'.
> What did you have in mind for DOM?
Dastardly? (just kidding)
Elaine
>Nothing shocks us older fellas, Doc.
> We've seen it all.
The question is, "Are you interested in seeing it again"? <G>
I'm thinking we may need to set up a PayPal account or possibly get set
up to take charge cards.
Elaine
Ejaycee>
Ejaycee
Ejaycee
Doc's a girl.
Doc
(wanna see my....degree? A lot of people make that mistake.)
Sheila
>How many times must I say it?
As many as it takes to get it right!
>A mature woman's figure is a wok of art.
Speaking of woks, Conway, did you notice they come in cast iron now? I
admired the one on the link MacR provided.
Elaine
>Is his name Dougie? or Ian?
>(Just trying to think of Scottish
> photographers with musical
> connections, and a sense of humour.)
No, but I think it's always a good idea to have a backup list 'just in
case'. Would you like to compile a list, including phone numbers?
Elaine
And, I suppose, the question remains, if you've seen them all is
there any reason to see them again?
Doc
>Ah!
>Good on you.
>And of course it will be imortalized on
> Doctor Jenkins web site.
Unlikely. That would be a breach of copyright, etc. I believe we will
be selling them as a fund raiser, so start saving your $$. All for a
worthy cause.
Elaine
>And, I suppose, the question remains, if
> you've seen them all is there any reason
> to see them again?
I hadn't thought of that! Well, cross his name off our calendar list.
I'm sure there are a few men in the world who've not seen 'them all'.
Elaine
>Is that a thinly veiled threat?
Of course not. Those things are several times thicker than your usual
everyday variety of wok!
Elaine
Hey! Who said anything about talented? I thought at most we'd need
decent eyesight...
MacRobert
True 'nuff, ol son, but the red-rimmed eyes gives us away every time!
HEH
MacRobert
I assume you'll want one delivered to Tate House? Formed of good,
honest Tennessee cast iron and made right near here in S. Pittsburgh!
Notice the rounded shape, should fit Conway's cupola all the way down
past his ears.
MacRobert
<next up: The Demand for Payment>
>
Ready, steady, GO!
MacR
Oh there will be payment soon enough.
-Conway
I see you are at home on the range?
MacR
Sheila
Thank God for that!
Doc
>"Wok and woad one loose round of ball
> ammunition"
>(A nice Celtic touch)
Not sure how Celtic the wok is, but you're giving me more ideas for
photo compositions. Thanks!
Elaine
>Ready, steady, GO!
Diets commence! <G>
Elaine
>Not to forget the heavy breathing.
>(So, ladies, when is the calendar due
> out?)
We'll let you know as details become available.
Elaine
Are you thinking of helmets - or breastplates?
Sheila
Sheila
More seriously, our resident expert in calendar control and
containment is missing in action (i.e. visiting relatives in
Scotland). She could tell you about the problems there have been with
the "Men of s.c.s." calendar fiasco. Are you aware of the cost of
liquid nitrogen?
"Madra Dubh" <cca...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message news:<c1nP9.83478$hK4.6...@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net>...
> Only a dead man would have no interest in an unclad woman.
Depends on the woman, IMHO, and the man. Some of those pictures on the
Maine calendar would do terrible things to the average teuchter - not
because the women are nekked, but the way they are holding those poor
sheep....
------
Ian O.
My dear MacRobert - since you are in the States, anyway - just go to
the closest fabric store and ask if there is a quilt guild nearby!
LOL
Sally
>
And for inspiration: http://www.tittyvista.com/cards/card4.jpg
MacRobert
>Are you thinking of helmets - or
> breastplates?
LOL !
Now YOU are giving me still more ideas! I was actually thinking about
the 'woad' Conway referred to, and not the 'wok'!!
Elaine
>Quite frankly, I am shocked that such a
> thread could develop on s.c.s. of all
> places! Children read this newsgroup.....
You're the one who started the whole thing with your post about the
quilting championship. Don't get me wrong, we're glad you did.
>More seriously, our resident expert in
> calendar control and containment is
> missing in action
I suspect she'll be a bit surprised at the 'turn' this quilting bee
seems to have taken. I'm looking forward to her return, and am sure
she'll have some good suggestions and advice. I always look to her for
well-reasoned posts. I suspect she'll suggest using aliases or
something.
Elaine
No reason not to use both.
Sheila
>And for inspiration:
>http://www.tittyvista.com/cards/card4.jpg
You must have a whole arsenal of these awful links. I might have known
what to expect when I read "tittyvista" in the URL.
Where do you come up with these? Or perhaps I should ask.......Why do
you come up with these? Just curious.
Elaine
>My dear MacRobert - since you are in
> the States, anyway - just go to the
> closest fabric store and ask if there is a
> quilt guild nearby! LOL
Sally, just between you and me....you know he's not really interested in
learning to quilt.
However, there may be a catering contract up for bids if we end up
having a really big production crew!
Elaine
>No reason not to use both.
You're right! I just e-mailed all the ladies about the get-together,
and will be interested in everyone's ideas.
Elaine
>
Oh sure, ruin my eyesight, then everyone order veggie. I'm goin
fishing.
MacR
>
Because, my dear lady, You inspire me to reach for greatness...
MacRobert
Ejaycee>
Elaine's imaginaton is in full flight and there will be no
stopping her.
Ejaycee
who is sorry she opened her mouth>
>
Make it after New Year.
Ejaycee>
Ejaycee
>
Jumpin' Jehosaphat! I'm only gone a short while and here you go
again! Dr. Ruth wanted to see you too after the holidays but maybe
she can squeeze you in next week seeing as it's an emergency. Should
I make the appointment?
Rusty
>Jumpin' Jehosaphat! I'm only gone a
> short while and here you go again! Dr.
> Ruth wanted to see you too after the
> holidays but maybe she can squeeze
> you in next week seeing as it's an
> emergency. Should I make the
> appointment?
Not to go all 'Martha Stewart-ish' here, but........would it be a 'good
thing? The appointment, I mean?
At least it's not Dr. Laura wanting to see me. Although she does have
first-hand expierence with fame and fortune resulting from artistic
photies!
Elaine
>Groooooooaan What have I
> done.....................
>Elaine's imaginaton is in full flight and
> there will be no stopping her.
I take it you've received my e-mail?
>who is sorry she opened her mouth>
Aw, C'mon! Think of the laughs we'll have whether the 'project' ever
materializes or not!
Elaine
>We could maybe do a text version like
> they men did. Might be enough to incite
> them to buy it
Funny, there for a second, I thought you were going to say "incite them
to riot"!
Elaine
>Because, my dear lady, You inspire me
> to reach for greatness...
If that's what I inspire, the project's off as far as I'm concerned!
Elaine
Actually, the men didn't do it. That was Fogbrat (Greggi) and me.
She thought of it as a "Wouldn't it be funny?..." in an email and I
said, "It's a great idea, let's do it!" Then we both jumped into our
history books alternated writing the posts. I would post three
calendar months worth, and she'd post the next three months. It was
fun and we sure had a few of the guys going there for a while! We
even got jpegs and gif files emailed to us for consideration. They
were all in good taste and if anyone is still worried about where
those photos went, I can assure them that they have never been posted
on the web without permission, except for that movie of Huey Llewelyn
sent. He claimed that it was him dancing on stage in front of the
Welsh flag. Huey was a lurker and since he never posted showed far
too much talent for our calendar, I sent it around to few female
sailors. As usual, I saved the clip some place at the time and cannot
find it now.
I remember Jack C. asking me if we were really serious about the scs
calendar. I emailed him back, "I'll never teh-ell!" (Funny, that
line with the same inflection was also used for a movie a couple of
years later...) Anyway, it was suggested that a female version of
the scs calendar should be made to be fair but none of the guys were
up to producing it at the time since we girls still had plenty
material left to use against them, several redheaded females were
posting at the time, and one of our girls claimed to be armed.
We considered continuing the men of scs calendar since we hadn't even
reached the Industrial Revolution in Scottish history yet but Greggi
and I were burnt out after the first year. Plus, we didn't want to
run such a good thing to ground.
Rusty
That was very naughty, MacRobert! How soon you forget that other
comments similar to this were what drove Fogbrat to dressing you up as
Bonnie Prince Charlie's maid in men's calendar. I'm sure Elaine and
the rest us would be more than happy help ensure that you continue
your trend, perhaps by portraying you as the ghost of Janet Douglas of
Glamis Castle should another men's calendar be made...
Rusty
>It was fun and we sure had a few of the
> guys going there for a while! We even
> got jpegs and gif files emailed to us for
> consideration.
That's hilarious! It sounds like lots of fun!
>They were all in good taste and if anyone
> is still worried about where those photos
> went, I can assure them that they have
> never been posted on the web without
> permission, except for that movie of
> Huey Llewelyn sent. He claimed that it
> was him dancing on stage in front of the
> Welsh flag.
Too funny!
>Plus, we didn't want to run such a good
> thing to ground.
One of the primary rules of show biz is to always leave 'them' wanting
more!
Elaine
Ejaycee
Me and Maggie's Drawers.
-Conway
>So we are to see photos of our SCS
> charmers coyly peaking out from behind
> strategically placed woks?
I honestly don't know if that was a Freudian slip, or if you're just a
lousy speller, Conway!
Whatever it was, you've done it again!
LOL !
Elaine
>Me and Maggie's Drawers.
Really, Conway! I'm surprised you'd admit such a thing!
Elaine
Sheila
>
>"MacRobert" <Ma...@nThe.Mountain> wrote in message
>news:923r0vk6fv7lgppqe...@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 27 Dec 2002 18:53:03 -0700 (MST),
>ElaineF...@webtv.net
>> (Elaine Goldberg) paused to reflect but wrote anyway:
>> >
>> >There are some very talented men quilters!
>> >
>> >Elaine
>>
>> Hey! Who said anything about talented? I thought at most we'd
>need
>> decent eyesight...
>>
>You'll have to looking at the quilt with those, or we'll need to
>buy you a pair of blinkers.
>
>Ejaycee>
Some here would say I already have them on...
puir MacRobert!
>
>"MacRobert" <Ma...@nThe.Mountain> wrote in message
>news:547s0v4873s0q26hf...@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 28 Dec 2002 19:32:31 GMT, "Madra Dubh"
>> <cca...@worldnet.att.net> paused to reflect but wrote anyway:
>>
>> >
>> >"Elaine Goldberg" <ElaineF...@webtv.net> wrote in message
>> >news:26110-3E...@storefull-2115.public.lawson.webtv.net...
>> >>
>> >> Conway wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >Is that a thinly veiled threat?
>> >>
>> >> Of course not. Those things are several times thicker than your usual
>> >> everyday variety of wok!
>> >>
>> >"Wok and woad one loose round of ball ammunition"
>> >-Conway
>> >(A nice Celtic touch)
>> >
>>
>> I see you are at home on the range?
>> MacR
>
>Me and Maggie's Drawers.
>-Conway
>
phnorfle!
>