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sandy58

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Jul 13, 2008, 9:47:17 AM7/13/08
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"What a pity you didn't have a British education. At my school I would
have been thrashed for such an appalling blooper."
Now THAT'S a real well-used word in Glasgow, Plastic. "BLOOPER!"
WOW! Seeing it makes me real homesick...NOT! Arsehole!
That story about "At MY school" is boring, Plastic Jock.
Tell'em all about the one where you dream are a top notch sniper....
sent all over....down to Bogota, Columbia on FBI/CIA "hits" on Kaiser
Soze'
an' all them drugs cartel head men. North Korea....what was it you
dreamt you
had done there? Refresh my memory, Phoney Joe. Tell 'em about "making
yer own gillie suit
an' all. WithOUT a Singers sewing machine, too. Much better than this
"copy n' paste"
shite your punishing us with.
Then we have:"To my mind, the suggestion of white pride is racist,
because unlike
the natural pride of various ethnic groups who parade during Canada
Day, there is no element of their displays which suggests that other
racial groups are inferior, and that in my opinion crosses a line
which is unacceptable in a civilized society."
Question: WHAT MIND?? You ain't GOT one ...of your very own.
"Sasannach". NO! Wrong!
"Tribes in South Africa were not nomadic and are not to this day.
You are confusing the Zulu expansion as they sought to enlarge their
territory, which conflicted with the Boer desire to set up a Boer
State."
What the fuck would YOU know, Plastic Spastic, about Southern Africa?
What an arrogant bumptious wannabe know-all know-nothing twat you
are.
Mis-quoting, copy n'pasting madly away here. You must be at LEAST 242
years old having
been there-done that-got the T-shirt EVERY-FREAKIN'-
WHERE............and STILL claim
(hopelessly) to be a Scot.
And this .........."What a pity you don't grow up and behave like a
gentleman, instead of
the foul-mannered attention seeker that you are."
POT & Kettle come to mind, Thtupid Thnake-Eyed Wannabe Thniper.
It's time you came out of the closet, dearie, don't you think? There
you go...masquerading as Mr Macho
....killing with your BarrettXM500 .50BMG calibre long range
job.........<smirking furiously here, Plastic, babe>
while all you are is a screwed-up simpering, fawning, arsehole-
creeping poor man's Walter Mitty with a heavy verbal incontinance
problem.
Things to do, Plastic Walter: Change your name PERMANENTLY....to maybe
Miss Mitty, burn your PC, go live in RSA (preferably Soweto or nearby
township) & spend your remaining 6-8 months gleaning truthful
shit to ponder over. (Don't buy any long-playing music tapes as your
likelyhood of hearing the end get slimmer daily)
hahahahahah What a stoopid sucker you really turned out to be, Thilly
Thniper. :-)

The Highlander

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Jul 13, 2008, 11:20:16 AM7/13/08
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You want to slow down on the crack, little boy. You're beginning to
sound shrill.

kron...@yahoo.co.uk

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Jul 14, 2008, 2:15:22 AM7/14/08
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He's not worth the effort Sandy. He's a Walter Mitty character. Says
he's been in the army etc. In reality he's a burned-out reporter for
some 2nd rate rag.


K.

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The Highlander

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Jul 14, 2008, 2:37:48 AM7/14/08
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Sae ye twa wee nyaffs hae stummelt intae thi tither. Gies ye baith a
scowth tae prattick heidin thi Baa an
leein aboot yer time oan the Bru an yer muckle necht oot at thi Sarrie
Heid!

Twa taupie loons an nae a harn atween thi twa o ye! Ah ken fine ye
dinna ken whit aa thes is aboot.

sandy58

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Jul 14, 2008, 4:21:48 AM7/14/08
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K, with any luck he'll disappear up his own asshole in a puff of green
smoke. Such a baw-hied, with his sniping etc. :-) He IS weakening
tho', daft git.
ATB
sandy58

sandy58

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Jul 14, 2008, 4:26:03 AM7/14/08
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Still plaigerising, Plastic boy? A straight "copy 'n paste" job with
this one, eh? No-one speaks like that ANY where, twat...ergo...a copy-
job....as per freakin' usual. Tell the Sniper stories again, and give
us a good chuckle, Plastic Sweaty. :-)

The Highlander

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Jul 14, 2008, 9:44:32 PM7/14/08
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Actually people do speak like that in Scotland, but you wouldn't know,
would you, with your English background...

kron...@yahoo.co.uk

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Jul 15, 2008, 1:30:40 AM7/15/08
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People have not spoken like that since about the 1930s. You are living
in a music-hall pseudo Brigadoon. You are an idiot man...what are you?


K.

sandy58

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Jul 15, 2008, 4:00:48 AM7/15/08
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Hey, Plastic Jock...tell us about your "edged" weapons again. Creeping
up on some unsuspecting blind tailor's dummy & cutting it's throat
without it uttering a squeak. Now THAT one made my hair stand. What
was the steel content of the "edged" weapon again? Jeez! your tiny
mind does some leaping around. "The feel of the blade slicing
thro'......etc etc" You are really something, clown. A Plain loaf is
safe with you around. "The little boy who refused to grow up". Still
dress up in nappies & with the dummy when alone? (which will be almost
always...a child in your mental state)
Sorry, Phoney Tony yer half-hour's up. You ARE the weakest link. Piss
off. :-)

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 16, 2008, 4:47:05 AM7/16/08
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"The Highlander" <mic...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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>Actually people do speak like that in Scotland,

Too damn many of them as it happens.
How can anyone not know that? Ah yes, it's 'Sandy 58'. All becomes clear.
I notice he's become completely unhinged since the last time anyone bothered
to repost his childish drivel - which explains why Heid thi Ba is so
attracted to him of course.


The Highlander

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Jul 16, 2008, 8:06:05 AM7/16/08
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On Jul 16, 1:47 am, "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
> "The Highlander" <mich...@shaw.ca> wrote in message

LOL!

The Highlander

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Jul 16, 2008, 9:04:48 AM7/16/08
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I've been doing a little research about Sandy58 and not surprisingly,
he's quite well known on the Net. He posts to a group called
alt.cracks, which is dedicated to stealing intellectual property
without paying for it by using codes which break into on-line games
and suchlike and allow them to use them without paying for them..

So it would seem that the two losers posting here are a drunk and a
thief.
I wonder why I'm not surprised.

Take a look for yourself, starting with Sandy58's soc.culture.scottish
posting profile.
So much for our two self-appointed Scottish heroes. Not that I
expected anything less.

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 16, 2008, 12:09:42 PM7/16/08
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"The Highlander" <mic...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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Take a look for yourself, starting with Sandy58's soc.culture.scottish
posting profile.


No thanks. Morons hold no interest for me whatsoever. The only time I see
the product of his obviously disturbed mind is when you repost it. That's
more than enough for me.
As for our resident ng idiot - well - need I say more.

kron...@yahoo.co.uk

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Jul 16, 2008, 3:03:01 PM7/16/08
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On Jul 17, 4:09 am, "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
> "The Highlander" <mich...@shaw.ca> wrote in message

It's so amusing when a Twat like AWS comes and defends his fellow kin
Highlander.
Two idiots in the same pod.Examine their profiles and you see nothing
but garbage.


K.

sandy58

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Jul 17, 2008, 5:35:37 AM7/17/08
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Hey, K. Have a look at Plastic Pistol's previous quotes....His mental
condition is worsening.
He really BELIVES what he dreams now!!

MacP - alt.politics.homosexuality
Míchílin

Posted by "MacP" aka The Highlander Dec 4 2005, 3:22 am in
alt.books.tom-clancy
"Unlike you, Satterfield I have been the whole nine yards. I fought in
Algeria from 1958 to 62, from the Aurès Mountains to the big one, the
Battle of Algiers. I saw things done that you could not dream of.

I also served in the British Army. I am not prepared to discuss it
except to say that I started off in the Intelligence Corps and spent a
lot of time overseas. (and ended up training Jaimie McBondi double oh
two & a half)
Some fucking bullshit this Load of garbage can shoot, eh?"

>Grey Satterfield

MacP
"Mur a bi i gun tarrag, 's ann LEAMSA!"
"If she ain't nailed down, she's MINE!"

soc.culture.scottish posted Dec 1 2005, 11:59 pm
"I lived in Easter Ross for years but I've never
stayed in Mull. Why do you think AW-S and I knew so many of the same
people in Easter and Wester Ross, coffi gadje? I lived there every
winter from the age of four to 18 and attended the local primary
school for two years. You were there for how long - two weeks? "
Oh, shit. Now he's part Romani.

"Truly, 'money talks and bullshit walks' as one of my old gangster
acquaintances was fond of saying."
"MacP" quote of....Scarface Al? Bugsy Siegel?
Gwan, Plastic Pistol......DO tell. hahahahahhaha


Another profound quote by The Highlander writing as MacP Jan 1 2006
"Canadians are essentially Yankees with no ambition. Where else is
there a general election underway because the government was voted out
of power because of its appalling corruption, yet will probably get
back into power because so few will bother to vote?"
Murchadh aka MacP (in Gaelic...michael-speak)

The Highlander

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Jul 17, 2008, 10:13:18 AM7/17/08
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Wait until you read the book! The unsigned copies are going to be the
real collectors items!

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 17, 2008, 10:41:27 AM7/17/08
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"The Highlander" <mic...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
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Why do you think AW-S and I knew so many of the same
> people in Easter and Wester Ross, coffi gadje? I lived there every
> winter from the age of four to 18

Wait until you read the book! The unsigned copies are going to be the
real collectors items!

As a matter of interest I was back in our mutual stomping ground of Easter
Ross a few months back.
Incidentaly both my Father and my son attended the same school as did you.
Not that I'm proud of it or anything but it IS a fact.

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 17, 2008, 10:47:40 AM7/17/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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Thought I might add that I find it hilarious that the two most
embarrassingly illiterate and ignorant posters on the entire ng - namely
Heid the Ba and his bumchum - should team up in an attempt to tackle the two
most educated and wordly-wise posters on usenet.
LOL.
It's almost a pity that practically every poster has killfiled both of them.
But not quite.


La N

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Jul 17, 2008, 10:57:28 AM7/17/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> the two most educated and wordly-wise posters on usenet.

No offense ... but LOL!

- nilita


Cory Bhreckan

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Jul 17, 2008, 11:43:58 AM7/17/08
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Are they also racist cretins like Sandy? (who resides in my killfile).
Just asking.

> Not that I'm proud of it or anything but it IS a fact.

--
"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall

conwaycaine

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Jul 17, 2008, 12:44:44 PM7/17/08
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"La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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That was a "Home Truth", Nilita!!


La N

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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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One of them is in my killfile; the other is always good for LOL (Hi, Adam!)
:)

- nillita


conwaycaine

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"La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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I feel the need to treat Adam with a bit more respect than I normally give
to him.
He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.


La N.

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On Jul 17, 3:30 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "La N" <nilita2004NOS...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> news:%ENfk.147$%b7.5@edtnps82...
>
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>
>
>
>
>
> > "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
> >news:pEKfk.2869$t32....@bignews3.bellsouth.net...
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> >> "La N" <nilita2004NOS...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> >>news:s5Jfk.109$nu6.35@edtnps83...
>
> >>> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
> >>>news:1sydneZDJZo...@westnet.com.au...
>
> >>>> the two most educated and wordly-wise posters on usenet.
>
> >>> No offense ... but LOL!
>
> >> That was a "Home Truth", Nilita!!
>
> > One of them is in my killfile; the other is always good for LOL (Hi,
> > Adam!) :)
>
> I feel the need to treat Adam with a bit more respect than I normally give
> to him.
> He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.-

I agree with you on this Conway, but I'm going to take it a step
further. I'm going to tell Adam that I love him again.

- nilita

conwaycaine

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"La N." <nilit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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On Jul 17, 3:30 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
<Snip>

> > One of them is in my killfile; the other is always good for LOL (Hi,
> > Adam!) :)
>
> I feel the need to treat Adam with a bit more respect than I normally give
> to him.
> He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.-

I agree with you on this Conway, but I'm going to take it a step
further. I'm going to tell Adam that I love him again.

****************

Not without first buying that new woolen coat you've been promising
yourself.
;=)

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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"La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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: )
nudge nudge wink wink.

Compared to the contemptable illiterate gruesome twosome I'm a ****ing
genius.


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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"La N." <nilit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Geez - what did I do to deserve that!? I was only joking after all.

Seeing as I only see odd snips that are reposted by others wishing to spread
the humour around I don't quite get what those two ng idiots are trying to
say - are they actually claiming that Highlander did NOT live in Easter
Ross?
Seems a pretty nonsensical claim to make even for their level. Whatever one
might think of Highlander there is certainly no doubt that he was a long
time resident of Ross-shire. Some of the things we have discussed would be
impossible to know unless one had lived there. Not to mention we know some
of the same people as I mentioned upthread. Talk about backing a loser.

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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"Cory Bhreckan" <coryv...@nospam.verizon.net> wrote in message
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> Adam Whyte-Settlar wrote:
>> "The Highlander" <mic...@shaw.ca> wrote in message
>> news:55f913a0-a7be-43f7-baf9-
>>
>> Why do you think AW-S and I knew so many of the same
>>> people in Easter and Wester Ross, coffi gadje? I lived there every
>>> winter from the age of four to 18
>>
>> Wait until you read the book! The unsigned copies are going to be the
>> real collectors items!
>>
>> As a matter of interest I was back in our mutual stomping ground of
>> Easter Ross a few months back.
>> Incidentaly both my Father and my son attended the same school as did
>> you.
>
> Are they also racist cretins like Sandy? (who resides in my killfile).
> Just asking.

My Father and Son went to the same school as Highlander I meant. The
attributions are getting confusing.

I don't think it was actually the same building as the old school was
demolished and a new one rebuilt further along the road, but it was the same
institution as it were.

And no - my father had the usual number of faults that fathers have but he
was certainly no racist - quite the reverse in fact. He despised cretins
like 'Sandy' (who is a long time resident of my killfile too).


Jeffrey Hamilton

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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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Is that a polite way of saying, *he's a modern day know-it-all* ?

In any event Adam and Highlander entertain me with their posting and
sometimes outrageous musings.

*kronecker* and *Sandy58* however sadden me.

To think, their mothers could have saved mankind and S.C.S. from their evil
offspring, merely by eating them whils't their bones were still green.

Some people are just that selfish, they would saddle mankind with their
Cretinous spawn, pity.

cheers.....Jeff


Fred J. McCall

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Jul 18, 2008, 2:31:04 PM7/18/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
:
:>"La N." <nilit...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
:>news:4508c41e-f114-4954...@d77g2000hsb.googlegroups.com...
:>
:>I agree with you on this Conway, but I'm going to take it a step

:>further. I'm going to tell Adam that I love him again.
:
:Geez - what did I do to deserve that!? I was only joking after all.
:

Run for your life, Adam. Run now. Don't stop to pack. Don't
hesitate...

--
"Rule Number One for Slayers - Don't die."
-- Buffy, the Vampire Slayer

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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"Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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>> He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.
>
> Is that a polite way of saying, *he's a modern day know-it-all* ?

I suspect Conway the Devious is trying to set me up for something.
I've never known him to admit that I was right about anything in the umpteen
years I've been toying with his mind in here.
Mind you I've been predicting doom and destruction for the USA economy since
about 1996 so I was bound to be right sooner or later.

> In any event Adam and Highlander entertain me with their posting and
> sometimes outrageous musings.
>
> *kronecker* and *Sandy58* however sadden me.

Quite.
Pathetically weak posting whichever way you look at it.
At least you can be assured of a better class of insult from me.


conwaycaine

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"Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>> "La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
<Snip>

>>> One of them is in my killfile; the other is always good for LOL (Hi,
>>> Adam!) :)
>>
>> I feel the need to treat Adam with a bit more respect than I normally
>> give to him.
>> He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.
>
> Is that a polite way of saying, *he's a modern day know-it-all* ?

Adam? A "Know it all"?
Shirley not!!

> In any event Adam and Highlander entertain me with their posting and
> sometimes outrageous musings.
>
> *kronecker* and *Sandy58* however sadden me.
>
> To think, their mothers could have saved mankind and S.C.S. from their
> evil offspring, merely by eating them whils't their bones were still
> green.
>
> Some people are just that selfish, they would saddle mankind with their
> Cretinous spawn, pity.

Far worse are Kramer and Bodice.
Now there is a pair to draw to.............


conwaycaine

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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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>
> "Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
> news:Ft2gk.18356$Ec....@read2.cgocable.net...
>
>>> He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.
>>
>> Is that a polite way of saying, *he's a modern day know-it-all* ?
>
> I suspect Conway the Devious is trying to set me up for something.
> I've never known him to admit that I was right about anything in the
> umpteen years I've been toying with his mind in here.
> Mind you I've been predicting doom and destruction for the USA economy
> since about 1996 so I was bound to be right sooner or later.

Not devious at all.
When, on those rare occasions you are right, I usually am the first to admit
it.
It's not my fault your accurate predications are so few and far between.
Still, even the blind Ozzie finds the occasional nut.
(And my do we have an abundant crop these days in old scs)


Fred J. McCall

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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
:
:Far worse are Kramer and Bodice.

:Now there is a pair to draw to.............
:

More a pair to draw away from.....

conwaycaine

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"Fred J. McCall" <fmc...@earthlink.net> wrote in message
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A grand pair of idgets, them two........


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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>
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
> news:ztOdnci_qrX...@westnet.com.au...
>>
>> "Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
>> news:Ft2gk.18356$Ec....@read2.cgocable.net...
>>
>>>> He bids fair to become the 21st Century Nostradamus.
>>>
>>> Is that a polite way of saying, *he's a modern day know-it-all* ?
>>
>> I suspect Conway the Devious is trying to set me up for something.
>> I've never known him to admit that I was right about anything in the
>> umpteen years I've been toying with his mind in here.
>> Mind you I've been predicting doom and destruction for the USA economy
>> since about 1996 so I was bound to be right sooner or later.
>
> Not devious at all.
> When, on those rare occasions you are right, I usually am the first to
> admit it.

You mean on those rare occasions when you agree with me.
Not the same thing.

kron...@yahoo.co.uk

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On 18 Jul, 02:47, "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
>
> news:LoWdnQJIeM-Bx-LV...@westnet.com.au...
>
>
>
> > "The Highlander" <mich...@shaw.ca> wrote in message

> > news:55f913a0-a7be-43f7-baf9-
>
> > Why do you think AW-S and I knew so many of the same
> >> people in Easter and Wester Ross, coffi gadje? I lived there every
> >> winter from the age of four to 18
>
> > Wait until you read the book! The unsigned copies are going to be the
> > real collectors items!
>
> > As a matter of interest I was back in our mutual stomping ground of Easter
> > Ross a few months back.
> > Incidentaly both my Father and my son attended the same school as did
> > you. Not that I'm proud of it or anything but it IS a fact.
>
> Thought I might add that I find it hilarious that the two most
> embarrassingly illiterate and ignorant posters on the entire ng - namely
> Heid the Ba and his bumchum - should team up in an attempt to tackle the two
> most educated and wordly-wise posters on usenet.

ROTFL....educated?? My Granny had a better education in the slums of
Glesga ma boy...
You're an ignorant wee Nyaff so ye are and ye ken fine that ye are.


K.

conwaycaine

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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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Well, <sputter> I never.............

Adam Whyte-Settlar

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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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What?! - I'm prepared to concede that when you agree with me you let me
know.
Can't say fairer than that can I?


Jeffrey Hamilton

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Jul 20, 2008, 11:14:56 PM7/20/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> What?! - I'm prepared to concede that when you agree with me you let me
> know.
> Can't say fairer than that can I?

Why don't you and conway just hug and be done with it ?

cheers....Jeff


La N

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Jul 20, 2008, 11:35:48 PM7/20/08
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"Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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Yes, in an arms-across-the-ocean-in-slow-mo special kind of Hallmark moment.

- nilita, who would like to buy the world a Coke ....


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 21, 2008, 12:55:50 AM7/21/08
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"La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message

>>


>> Why don't you and conway just hug and be done with it ?
>>
>
> Yes, in an arms-across-the-ocean-in-slow-mo special kind of Hallmark
> moment.
>
> - nilita, who would like to buy the world a Coke ....

How many times do I have to remind you guys about Australian Rules?

Here's a transcript of a conversation that illustrates the list of rules for
those who don't yet know them - Courtesy of Mr M. Python. They apply in the
outside world (the world is Australia) as well as in the faculties.

The sketch:
Second Bruce: G'day, Bruce!
First Bruce: Oh, Hello Bruce!

Third Bruce: How are you Bruce?

First Bruce: A bit crook, Bruce.

Second Bruce: Where's Bruce?

First Bruce: He's not 'ere, Bruce.

Third Bruce: Blimey, it's hot in here, Bruce.

First Bruce: Hot enough to boil a monkey's bum!

Second Bruce: That's a strange expression, Bruce.

First Bruce: Well Bruce, I heard the Prime Minister use it. "It's hot
enough to boil a monkey's bum in here, your Majesty," he said and she smiled
quietly to herself.

Third Bruce: She's a good Sheila Bruce, and not at all stuck up.

Second Bruce: Here! Here's the boss-fellow now! - how are you bruce?

(Enter fourth Bruce with English person, Michael)

Fourth Bruce: 'Ow are you, Bruce?

First Bruce: G'day Bruce!

Fourth Bruce: Bruce.

Second Bruce: Hello Bruce.

Fourth Bruce: Bruce.

Third Bruce: How are you, Bruce?

Fourth Bruce: G'day Bruce.

Fourth Bruce: Gentleman, I'd like to introduce man from Pommeyland who
is joinin' us this year in the philosophy department at the University of
Walamaloo.

Everybruce: G'day!

Michael: Hello.

Fourth Bruce: Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael
Baldwin, Bruce.

First Bruce: Is your name not Bruce?

Michael: No, it's Michael.

Second Bruce: That's going to cause a little confusion.

Third Bruce: Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?

Fourth Bruce: Gentlemen, I think we better start the faculty meeting.
Before we start, though, I'd like to ask the padre for a prayer.

First Bruce: Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen!!

Everybruce: Amen!

Fourth Bruce: Crack tubes! (Sound of cans opening) Now I call upon Bruce
to officially welcome Mr. Baldwin to the philosophy faculty.

Second Bruce: I'd like to welcome the pommey bastard to God's own Earth,
and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.

Everybruce: Hear, hear! Well spoken, Bruce!

Fourth Bruce: Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there
teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism. And
is also in charge of the sheep dip.

Third Bruce: What's New-Bruce going to teach?

Fourth Bruce: New-Bruce will be teaching political science, Machiavelli,
Bentham, Locke, Hobbes, Sutcliffe, Bradman, Lindwall, Miller, Hassett, and
Benaud.

Second Bruce: Those are all cricketers!

Fourth Bruce: Aww, spit!

Third Bruce: Hails of derisive laughter, Bruce!

Everybruce: Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you
amen!

Fourth Bruce:Bruce: Crack tube! (Sound of cans opening) Any questions?

Second Bruce: New-Bruce, are you a Poofter?

Fourth Bruce: Are you a Poofter?

Michael: No!

Fourth Bruce: No. Right, I just want to remind you of the faculty rules:
Rule One!

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Two, no member of the faculty is to maltreat the
Abbos in any way at all -- if there's anybody watching. Rule Three?

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Four, now this term, I don't want to catch anybody
not drinking. Rule Five,

Everybruce: No Poofters!

Fourth Bruce: Rule Six, there is NO ... Rule Six. Rule Seven,

Everybruce: No Poofters!!

Fourth Bruce: Right, that concludes the readin' of the rules, Bruce.

First Bruce: This here's the wattle, the emblem of our land. You can
stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand.

Everybruce: Amen!


conwaycaine

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Jul 21, 2008, 10:34:40 AM7/21/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> What?! - I'm prepared to concede that when you agree with me you let me
> know.
> Can't say fairer than that can I?

I suppose.
Confound it, you're battering my head with your logic again........


conwaycaine

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Jul 21, 2008, 10:35:01 AM7/21/08
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"Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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Me arms ain't that long...............


conwaycaine

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Jul 21, 2008, 10:36:07 AM7/21/08
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"La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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<Snip>

>> Why don't you and conway just hug and be done with it ?
>>
>
> Yes, in an arms-across-the-ocean-in-slow-mo special kind of Hallmark
> moment.
>
> - nilita, who would like to buy the world a Coke ....

I'd settle for a Sarsaparilla.


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 21, 2008, 12:27:36 PM7/21/08
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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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I've seen your picture and they're not all THAT far short chewing-gum
features.
I heard you were the understudy for Ioan Gruffudd - and I can believe it.


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 21, 2008, 12:30:21 PM7/21/08
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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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So you agree that I concede that when we agree you agree that we agree -
agreed?


Cory Bhreckan

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Jul 21, 2008, 1:58:21 PM7/21/08
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I suppose you think you're clever.

--
"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall

conwaycaine

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Jul 21, 2008, 9:23:17 PM7/21/08
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"Cory Bhreckan" <coryv...@nospam.verizon.net> wrote in message
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I suppose you were unable to follow all that..............


conwaycaine

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Jul 22, 2008, 8:54:47 AM7/22/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
>> "Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
<Snip>

>>> Why don't you and conway just hug and be done with it ?
>>
>> Me arms ain't that long...............
>
> I've seen your picture and they're not all THAT far short chewing-gum
> features.
> I heard you were the understudy for Ioan Gruffudd - and I can believe it.

You do realized this is the second time you've sent me scurrying to Google
today?


conwaycaine

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Jul 22, 2008, 8:56:06 AM7/22/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
<Snip>

>>> What?! - I'm prepared to concede that when you agree with me you let me
>>> know.
>>> Can't say fairer than that can I?
>>
>> I suppose.
>> Confound it, you're battering my head with your logic again........
>
> So you agree that I concede that when we agree you agree that we agree -
> agreed?

I cannot fault your logic here even though the statement is a bit
convoluted..............


S Viemeister

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Jul 22, 2008, 10:09:46 AM7/22/08
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I take it you didn't watch the Hornblower series?

Jeffrey Hamilton

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Jul 22, 2008, 2:45:39 PM7/22/08
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"La N" <nilita20...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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Yes all it's missing is a Beatrix Potter drawing, to capture the moment.

> - nilita, who would like to buy the world a Coke ....

No coke for me thanks, it makes it difficult to sleep, what with the
grinding of teeth and all. Some BC bud however......

cheers....Jeff


conwaycaine

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Jul 22, 2008, 3:07:42 PM7/22/08
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"S Viemeister" <firs...@lastname.oc.ku> wrote in message
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No, I missed it.
The reviews were quite good but I just never got started watching.


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 23, 2008, 12:52:50 AM7/23/08
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"S Viemeister" <firs...@lastname.oc.ku> wrote in message
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I didn't know he was in that.
I was referring to his role as 'Mr Elastic' in the 'Fantastic Four' fillum.


Fred J. McCall

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Jul 23, 2008, 2:29:33 AM7/23/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:

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I just watched that. No 'Mr Elastic'. The character is 'Mr
Fantastic'.

--
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the
truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."
-- Thomas Jefferson

conwaycaine

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Jul 23, 2008, 9:09:55 AM7/23/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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One of your top ten flicks, was it?


Adam Whyte-Settlar

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Jul 23, 2008, 9:52:26 AM7/23/08
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"conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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No. I was a bit disapointed really.
I liked all that comic book stuff but it doesn't seem to translate well onto
the screen.
The latest Batman looks quite promising - might go to see that.


conwaycaine

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Jul 23, 2008, 11:25:45 AM7/23/08
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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote in message
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> No. I was a bit disapointed really.
> I liked all that comic book stuff but it doesn't seem to translate well
> onto the screen.
> The latest Batman looks quite promising - might go to see that.

I'm waiting for the latest incarnation of "The Mummy" to come out.
Crap acting but great special effects or so I've been told.

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