Christian Charity
The Phantom Piper
lad's home, and Christmas Day in bonnie Scotland,
land of my birth and of my ancestors' deaths.
And so in the spirit of all good Non-Calvinist Proddie
Thugs, I will be declaring a Unilateral Cease Fire from
this instant until at least 12:01AM on December 26th,
GMT.
Britclones, Web-Stalkers, American Conservatards,
English Bastards, and *all-and-sundry* are invited to
do your worst: the only thing you'll get from me (during
this Limited Time Offer) is a Kind Word and a Prayer
for your eventual salvation.
Jesus would have wanted it that way.
And let me add, to Everyone Everywhere: may you
have a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and
live long enough to find the Truth, no matter how long
it takes me to pound it in through your dense, thick,
chitinous skulls.
Benevolently,
Saint Piper
HardySpicer
wrote:
Well I and many other don't believe in Xmas - being an atheist (and
brought up a proddy). So stick that in your proddy pipe and smoke it!
Merry mid-winter festival. For your offer of peace I will absolve you
of all your sins agains this NG.
Dominus Dicked us.
Hardy
sandy58
wrote:
You are a phoney, wannabe Scot, poncified poofter and never a piper's
arsehole, arsehole.
You're only ancestors' remains lie beneath the great fire of London's
ashes, twat. Oh, and your great
grandmother fell into Lake Michegan, pissed out her bracket in
homebrew gin on her way home from an Irish shabeen. Whatever the fuck
you are.....is not Scots, fuckwit.
The Phantom Piper
>
> Dominus Dicked us.
Why bless you, Hardy! And as always, your posts
are filled with that "Special" quality which touches
all of our souls in such a familiar way...
10:40 To Go,
The Phantom Piper
The Phantom Piper
>
> You are a phoney, wannabe Scot, poncified poofter
> and never a piper's arsehole, arsehole. You're only
> ancestors' remains lie beneath the great fire of London's
> ashes, twat. Oh, and your great grandmother fell into
> Lake Michegan, pissed out her bracket in homebrew
> gin on her way home from an Irish shabeen. Whatever
> the fuck you are.....is not Scots, fuckwit.
Season's Greetings to you as well, dear sandy58!
And congratulations on your creative use of the word
"the" in your post - remarkable writing to say the least!
May the Good Lord find a place for you within Its great
Plan. It's a Holy Mystery, you know! */;~D
Love And Peace,
The Phantom Piper
conwaycaine
"The Phantom Piper" <ThePhan...@comcast.net> wrote in message
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And may I direct a few "peace on earth good willisms" toward you.
Further, I shall abstain from attacking you on this blessed day (I calls it
the 'Pax Americana').
Which means, of course, it is going to be a very long
day..........................
conwaycaine
Love And Peace,
******
You are holding up well, PP.
I'm impressed.
Rick
And a Merry Christmas to you, also, Piper.
May the Peace of Christ be with you this day and always.
Jeffrey Hamilton
Merry Christmas Piper. Have a good and safe holiday.
cheers....Jeff
Cory Bhreckan
It's a setup.
--
"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall
La N
"Cory Bhreckan" <coryvreckan@nospam_verizon.net> wrote in message
news:hh2v0n$eap$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
> conwaycaine wrote:
>> "The Phantom Piper" <ThePhan...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:a807c25e-c5b6-4e60...@x5g2000prf.googlegroups.com...
>> On Dec 25, 4:22 am, sandy58 <alecki...@googlemail.com> wrote:
>>> You are a phoney, wannabe Scot, poncified poofter
>>> and never a piper's arsehole, arsehole. You're only
>>> ancestors' remains lie beneath the great fire of London's
>>> ashes, twat. Oh, and your great grandmother fell into
>>> Lake Michegan, pissed out her bracket in homebrew
>>> gin on her way home from an Irish shabeen. Whatever
>>> the fuck you are.....is not Scots, fuckwit.
>>
>> Season's Greetings to you as well, dear sandy58!
>> And congratulations on your creative use of the word
>> "the" in your post - remarkable writing to say the least!
>> May the Good Lord find a place for you within Its great
>> Plan. It's a Holy Mystery, you know! */;~D
>>
>>
>> Love And Peace,
>>
>> ******
>>
>> You are holding up well, PP.
>> I'm impressed.
>
> It's a setup.
>
I don't think PP has been tested enough. There has to be someone "out
there" who can really get under his skin and blow this gig to pieces.
- nil
The Phantom Piper
wrote:
That's ok ye we basturd. A merry Xmas tae ye..
Annoyed
The Phantom Piper
The Phantom Piper
>
> I shall abstain from attacking you on this blessed day
Sacrifice is good for the soul!
> Which means, of course, it is going to be a very long day..........................
You're Irish; you'll survive...
Baking Potatoes,
The Phantom Piper
The Phantom Piper
wrote:
>
> It's a setup.
May all the blessings of the world be yours, my dear friend.
Slyly,
The Phantom Piper
The Phantom Piper
>
> May the Peace of Christ be with you this day and always.
He was a *Nice Jewish Bhoy*, wasn't he?
Nodding In Approval,
Rabbi Piper
The Phantom Piper
>
> Merry Christmas Piper. Have a good and safe holiday.
And to youse in the GWN as well!
Snowblind,
The Freezing Piper
The Phantom Piper
>
> That's ok ye we basturd. A merry Xmas tae ye..
God loves all that creeps and crawls upon the earth, Hardy...
> Annoyed
*/8~D
Full Of Good Cheer,
The Phantom Piper
HardySpicer
wrote:
There is no God. However, there are many things that people mistake
for a God.
Go in peace, live long and Phosphor.
Hardy
The Phantom Piper
>
> Go in peace, live long and Phosphor.
The "at least" in the original post is kicking in
as it is only going on 4:00PM here in the PST;
I am moving rapidly between Festive Gatherings
with no end of Nog and Grog in sight. Santa
may need a Designated Driver before midnight...
Wassailing On,
The Phantom Gadabout
conwaycaine
"Cory Bhreckan" <coryvreckan@nospam_verizon.net> wrote in message
news:hh2v0n$eap$1...@news.eternal-september.org...
>> "The Phantom Piper" <ThePhan...@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> Season's Greetings to you as well, dear sandy58!
>> And congratulations on your creative use of the word
>> "the" in your post - remarkable writing to say the least!
>> May the Good Lord find a place for you within Its great
>> Plan. It's a Holy Mystery, you know! */;~D
>>
>>
>> Love And Peace,
>>
>> ******
>>
>> You are holding up well, PP.
>> I'm impressed.
>
> It's a setup.
Ah, these crafty Scots.
I should have known.
conwaycaine
Baking Potatoes,
***********
And were I nearby I'd stand a round of Bushmill's with ye.
The blessings of Christmas be upon you.
Cory Bhreckan
Same to you, with ear flaps.
Fifeshire Floozie
>
>> Merry Christmas Piper. Have a good and safe holiday.
>And to youse in the GWN as well!
No white stuff here in southern Ontario, but my daughter who lives in
Deep River has already had two heavy dumps, freezing rain yesterday
followed by more snow today! Better them than me.