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Poliot

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Jan 12, 2009, 1:50:58 PM1/12/09
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Trei generali americani se intorc din Afganistan pentru a iesi la pensie.
Statele de serviciu sunt excelente, Pentagonul hotaraste sa le dea o prima.

In stilul caracteristic, fin, inteligent si plin de umor, Rumsfeld le cere
sa-si aleaga doua puncte ale corpului, se va masura distanta in centimetri,
se va inmulti cu 1000, rezultatul fiind suma oferita.

Primul spune : "masurati-mi distanta dintre varful capului pana la
urechi"... si pleaca cu 180 000$ in buzunar.

Al doilea: "ridic bratul si masurati-mi distanta de la degetele mainii pana
la urechi"... si pleaca cu 230 000$.

Al treilea: "de la varful penisului si pana la testicule".

Ministrul isi zice ca-i cam tampit si ca n-o sa plece cu mai mult de 5000 $.

Doctorul ia un metru, il pune pe varful penisului..., "dar unde va sunt
testiculele???"

- In Afganistan !!!

muiezinul

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Jan 13, 2009, 8:15:25 AM1/13/09
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Necazul e altu, majoritatea cand s-o imparcat ptr. Iran sau
Afaganiztan, n-aveau coaie ! Majoritatea, ni$te castrati, birokrati in
uniforma.

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Global Solutions

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Jan 13, 2009, 9:49:57 AM1/13/09
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Erratum la ceea ce e encoded in paranteza din subject line.

Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non deglubere.

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Jan 13, 2009, 10:14:13 AM1/13/09
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On Jan 13, 9:47 am, Global Solutions <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> X-No-Archive: Yes

>
> muiezinul wrote:
> >Necazul e altu, majoritatea cand s-o imparcat ptr. Iran sau
> >Afaganiztan, n-aveau coaie! Majoritatea, ni$te castrati, birokrati in
> >uniforma.
>
> Le e frica de precedentza Nürnberg, pardon, Nuremberg, cum se zice pre limba
> noii tale patrii.

Timidi mater non flet, quod tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito
et Tu autem Domine miserere nobis.

Basil.

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Jan 13, 2009, 10:17:30 AM1/13/09
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aici, am sfeclit-o!
Basil.

Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non
deglubere. schrieb:

Poliot

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Jan 13, 2009, 10:24:10 AM1/13/09
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"Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non deglubere." <cur...@aol.com> wrote in
message
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ceva proverbe si ziceri din botswana nu stii? now that would be really cool!

Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non deglubere.

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Jan 13, 2009, 10:32:34 AM1/13/09
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Cica, ciobanu bun tunde oaia, n-o beleshte !

stran...@gmail.com

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Jan 13, 2009, 10:36:47 AM1/13/09
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On Jan 13, 4:47 pm, Global Solutions <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> X-No-Archive: Yes
>
> muiezinul wrote:
> >Necazul e altu, majoritatea cand s-o imparcat ptr. Iran sau
> >Afaganiztan, n-aveau coaie! Majoritatea, ni$te castrati, birokrati in
> >uniforma.
>

> Le e frica de precedentza Nürnberg, pardon, Nuremberg, cum se zice pre limba
> noii tale patrii.

Iti simpatizes dorinta de a oprii mecanic un concept .

( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Larks_tongues_in_aspic_album_cover.jpg
= google)
(http://users.utu.fi/petolo/crimson/court.html this is all 1977 2008
ww3) and the fact that is in ingland
proved they wanted to (zero) england thouse (zero) Israel thouse
(zero) semites etc


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Confutius

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Jan 13, 2009, 10:37:10 AM1/13/09
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On Jan 13, 10:24 am, "Poliot" <Got_b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non deglubere." <cure...@aol.com> wrote in
> messagenews:89a48b75-6182-48fb...@p36g2000prp.googlegroups.com...

> On Jan 13, 9:47 am, Global Solutions <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>
> > X-No-Archive: Yes
>
> > muiezinul wrote:
> > >Necazul e altu, majoritatea cand s-o imparcat ptr. Iran sau
> > >Afaganiztan, n-aveau coaie! Majoritatea, ni$te castrati, birokrati in
> > >uniforma.
>
> > Le e frica de precedentza Nürnberg, pardon, Nuremberg, cum se zice pre
> > limba
> > noii tale patrii.
>
> Timidi mater non flet, quod tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior ito
> et Tu autem Domine miserere nobis.
>
> ceva proverbe si ziceri din botswana nu stii? now that would be really cool!

Kwongo mo gur bi ketym - adevaru' ie ca ceatza ;-)

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Global Solutions

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Jan 13, 2009, 3:37:24 PM1/13/09
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Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non deglubere. wrote:

>Cica, ciobanu bun tunde oaia, n-o beleshte!

Ah, puteai s'o zici traditional: "Nea Alecu, nea Alecu / tunde oaia si
berbecu".

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progea

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Jan 13, 2009, 11:48:58 PM1/13/09
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On Jan 13, 10:32 am, "Boni Pastoris est tondere pecus, non deglubere."
<cure...@aol.com> wrote:

> Cica, ciobanu bun tunde oaia, n-o beleshte !

Ia premiu Nobel'~ai

On Jan 13, 10:37 am, Confutius <pror...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Kwongo mo gur bi ketym - adevaru' ie ca ceatza ;-)-

Nu, draghe, proverb botswanez din acela de moneda cu al carei
echivalent mai operezi si dumneata pe Wall Street'~ai.

Stii ceva, Polioate, omu' stie si proverbe botswaneze ca a zis mai sus
"...n-o beleshte".

† Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul

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Jan 14, 2009, 7:28:07 AM1/14/09
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Pecunia non olet.

gogu

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Jan 14, 2009, 8:42:57 AM1/14/09
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? "? Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul" <raspo...@yahoo.com> ?????? ??? ??????
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> Pecunia non olet.

Dum spiro spero.

† Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul

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Jan 14, 2009, 8:49:05 AM1/14/09
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On Jan 14, 8:42 am, "gogu" <RruminiiSugPu...@Greci.com> wrote:
> ? "? Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul" <raspopi...@yahoo.com> ?????? ??? ??????news:51f8b1b1-87eb-4d7c...@d32g2000yqe.googlegroups.com...

Dom'le asta-i ingrozitor ;-) Iti dai seama la spera astia, in timp ce
rasufla greu....

mandelbr...@gmail.com

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Jan 14, 2009, 8:57:32 AM1/14/09
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On Jan 14, 3:49 pm, † Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul
> rasufla greu....- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

(capra continua sa fie parcata cu tot mkultra trip manager)
(parcat la fel este si privacy.net ) pentru imitatie nereusita fiind
maimuta in incercarea de a folosii acelasii metode
(poliot parcatul) ce nu iti convine trimite plingere impotriva mea la
ICC potii sa o facii direct cind vei fi acolo .

In rest ramine cum am stabilit . Fostul (guvern parked usa) nu mai
represinta pe nimenii si cu atit mai putin nu poate
da ordine la EU4 si nici in interiorul (parked usa) adica vorbesc de
unii singurii ca si voii (scr) .
Hihihihi ce panica pe voi .mmmmm

In rest ramine cum am stabilit nici un delay sau oprire .
Totul under safe rules past present and future .

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gogu

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Jan 14, 2009, 9:09:40 AM1/14/09
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? "? Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul" <raspo...@yahoo.com> ?????? ??? ??????
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>> > Pecunia non olet.


>> Dum spiro spero.

Tel Aviv delenda est.
Hamas delenda est.
Gaius Sabinus Coprofagus Sugipulistus parkatus est!

PS
Te mai distrezi mult?;-)

Poliot

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Jan 14, 2009, 9:29:10 AM1/14/09
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"† Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul" <raspo...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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gogu rasufla din greu in vespasiana pe car'-a proiectat-o. se face ca nu-i
pute, abia asteapta sa-si puna baschetii si s-o ia de la toplita spre
sindominic. si-'napoi.

mandelbr...@gmail.com

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Jan 14, 2009, 9:36:41 AM1/14/09
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On Jan 14, 4:29 pm, "Poliot" <Got_b...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> "† Prof. Dr. Ing. IPS Raspopitul" <raspopi...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:225530c6-b833-46a8...@k36g2000pri.googlegroups.com...
> sindominic. si-'napoi.- Hide quoted text -

>
> - Show quoted text -

Iata unde si ce face (fosta capra din parcare incepind de azii la
hotelul in care este cazata ) .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFzyYYZsxGc&feature=related


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