THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THE SYMBOL OF ISLAM.
Paki Waki Fakir
THE CRESCENT MOON AND STAR AS THE SYMBOL OF ISLAM? I COULD'NT SLEEP
WHEN I SAW THIS SYMBOL ON THE REAR END OF A PLUMBER WHEN HE WAS
BENDING DOWN TO REPAIR MY FAUCET.
ANS: DEAR AHMAD, WHAT YOU SAW WAS ACTUALLY A SIGN FROM NON-EXISTENT
ALLAH. HE IS TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. WERE YOU FASCINATED BY THE
PLUMBERS REAR END? WERE YOU FEELING HORNY BY THE SIGHT? ASK YOURSELF
THESE QUESTIONS. IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THEN I SUGGEST YOU VISIT THE
BLUE OYSTER BAR, WHERE ONLY MEN HANG OUT AND, BUY SOME ELTON JOHN
RECORDS. ANYWAY, THE STORY BEHIND THE CRESCENT MOON CAN BE TRACED BACK
1400 YEARS AGO WHEN PROFIT MOHAMMED(PISS UPON HIM) WAS RAISING MONEY
FOR HIS CAMPAIGN AGAINST THE JEWS OF KHAYBAR. HE WAS SELLING HIS ART
WORK. THIS ART WORK WAS A PIECE OF CANVAS WITH CAMEL BUTT PRINTS ON
IT. HE PAINTED HIS CAMELS REAR END WITH GREEN PAINT AND FORCED HIS
CAMEL TO SIT ON THE CANVAS AND THEN, LET IT DRY IN THE HOT ARABIAN
DESERT. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE RAN OUT OF PAINT. HE KNEW THAT NON EXISTANT
ALLAH IS TESTING HIS IMAN. SO HE STOOD NEAR A CAMELS BACKSIDE AND
WAITED FOR IT TO FART. LUCKILY THIS CAMEL WAS SUFFERING FROM DIARRHEA.
SO IT FARTED WITH GREEN SHIT. MOHAMMEDS(PISS UPON HIM) FACE WAS
COVERED WITH GREEN SHIT. HE RAISED HIS LEFT HAND TO HIS FACE AND TOOK
SOME OF THE GREEN SHIT IN HIS HAND. HE MOVED TO THE CANVAS AND WITH
ONE STROKE SLID HIS STAINED HAND ACROSS THE CANVAS. THIS WAS THE
CRESCENT MOON. AND THEN, HE IMPULSIVELY SMASHED HIS FACE INTO THE
CANVAS. THUS, CREATING THE STAR. JUST THEN HE HAD AN EPILECTIC
SIEZSURE AND ALLAH TOLD HIM TO MAKE THIS THE SYMBOL OF ISLAM. WHENEVER
YOU LOOK THE SYMBOL OF ISLAM YOU WILL BE REMINDED OF MOHAMMED WAVING
AT YOU WITH CAMEL SHIT ON HIS FACE. ISHA ALLAH!
MALCOM XCREMENT
Thanks for the explaination.It all makes sense now.
sirkn...@prodigy.net
Habshi
wall of the Kaba . Mohammed just borrowed pagan Hindu symbols .