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New World Order
by See Think Films

http://www.newworldorderthemovie.com/index.html

http://www.seethink.com/index.html

A film about the 9/11 truth movement on Comcast.

WIRED magazine's review of the film:

Underwire Taking the Pulse of Pop Culture
SXSW: New World Order Illuminates Conspiracy Theorists
By Lewis Wallace
March 14, 2009

You�ve probably heard the conspiracy theories � the Bilderberg
Group secretly runs the world, 9/11 was an inside job, a group of elites
is working to establish a "new world order."

The documentary New World Order, which had its world premiere
Friday at the South by Southwest film festival, offers an inside look at
the people who dedicate their lives to investigating and spreading the
word about such conspiracy theories.

The 83-minute movie, by directors Luke Meyer and Andrew Neel, who
worked together on 2006�s Darkon, focuses chiefly on Alex Jones
(pictured), a documentary filmmaker and talk-radio host with a loud
voice, an urgent message and, many times, a bullhorn in hand.

Jones, whose movies include such dire polemics as Endgame:
Blueprint for Global Enslavement and Dark Secrets: Inside Bohemian
Grove, certainly seems sincere enough as he tries to shine a light on
the annual Bilderberg meeting, where world leaders meet in secret to
talk about � something.

As New World Order follows Jones and some of his fellow conspiracy
mongers, it delivers a fascinating look at true believers who are
desperate to expose the supposed sins of politicians and business
chieftains. Without delving deeply into the conspiracy theories
themselves, the movie introduces the real people whose lives are in some
instances consumed by these exotic ideas.

The grim scenarios outlined by the conspiracy theorists are
familiar to anybody with a yen for exploring the information rat holes
so prevalent on the internet. One of Jones� cohorts calls the web the
conspiracy theorist�s best friend � the cheapest and easiest way to
disseminate information that�s ever existed.

Jones has turned his Infowars concept into a cottage industry. But
the truly telling part of New World Order is its revealing depiction of
the individuals who spend their spare time establishing alternative
communities or burning DVDs to hand out at the World Trade Center site.

Alternately amusing and poignant, New World Order peels back a
layer of mystery to show the conspiracy theorists� strange world. Meyer
and Neel set out to make an even-handed documentary that lets Jones and
his people speak for themselves, and they�ve succeeded. It�s an
interesting and compelling portrait of a thriving subculture.
* * * * * * * *
Review in Film Threat:
NEW WORLD ORDER
by Don R. Lewis
(2009-03-14) 2009, Un-rated, 85 minutes

Got about seven hours you want to spend wrapped up reading stuff on
the internet? If so, google search some of the following: �Bilderberg
Group,� �WTC Building 7,� �911+ truth� and then top it all off by going
to Alex Jones�s conspiracy wonderland, Info Wars. In that seven hours
(or more) you spend reading about vast conspiracies, mostly centered on
the impending �New World Order,� one of two things will likely happen.
You�ll either shake your head in amazement at how some people can be so
insane, paranoid and obsessed or, you�ll see that there are some pretty
damned convincing arguments to be found about where our country is
headed as well as the events surrounding the 9-11 attacks. Documentary
filmmakers Luke Myer and Andrew Neel�s �New World Order� take us into
the world of the �conspiracy theorists� in their outstanding new film,
�New World Order.�

Myer and Neel hit big on the doc scene in 2006 with the criminally
underrated �Darkon,� a film about a group of folks who stage medieval
battles on soccer fields in suburbia. And much like �Darkon,� Myer and
Neel back way, way off in terms of telling you what to think about the
characters and truth-is-stranger-than-fiction worlds they�re showing us.
While watching �New World Order,� I really found myself trying to grasp
what it was these conspiracy theorists were saying and couldn�t bring
myself to dismiss them as just plain crazy. Sure, there are some really
weird and random theories they cling to and they all seem really into
Ron Paul (I�m sure he�s thrilled), but damn it, there�s also some things
about 9-11 that just don�t make sense.

The film mainly focuses on the Godfather of the 9-11 conspiracy
school, Alex Jones. The Austin, TX shock jock has truly made a career
out of trying to expose �the truth� behind 9-11. Or, maybe he�s made a
career-and a very lucrative one at that-trying to convince people
there�s a conspiracy behind 9-11. In �New World Order� we follow Jones
and some other like-minded individuals as they live their life consumed
by an effort to prove that 9-11 was an inside job. They show up at
ground zero in New York City on the 9-11 anniversary to hand out flyers.
They travel to where the Bilderberg Group meets and try to get access.
They make their own videos for you-tube explaining why everyone who ever
had any kind of money and power is in on this mass conspiracy to enslave
the world. While many of their acts seem equivalent to children poking
around a graveyeard looking for ghosts, there�s also an excitement and a
hope that they might find �something� out that�s real, and tangible, and
will make people stop thinking they�re crazed.

In the film we meet young college student Luke Rudowski who spends
all of his free time prosthelitizing about the New World Order and the
Bilderberg group. He�s a nice kid, energetic and passionate about his
beliefs and again, he makes some valid points. For instance, I didn�t
know who or what the Bilderberg Group is or who it consisted of and when
you find out, it�s more than a little disconcerting. Apparently once a
year the wealthiest and most influential people in the world get
together for a top-secret meeting in a secret location. Why is this
o.k.? What are they talking about? To quote Tom Waits, �what are they
building in there?� We don�t know and we never find out in �New World
Order.� However, Rudowski makes a great point when he says (and I�m
paraphrasing here) �if 100 of America�s top celebrities got together in
a hotel for a secret meeting, the media would be all over it. Why don�t
they ever cover this meeting?� A good point. We also meet a good ole
country boy named Seth who was so moved by the lack of concern or help
from our government during Hurricane Katrina, he changed careers and
became a Salvation Army worker in Louisiana and Biloxi, MI. In his spare
time, he spreads �the truth,� or what he believes to be true. Another
group we meet has moved to very rural Idaho in order to be safe from the
impending police state that will soon encompass America.

While I can�t say I�m fully convinced the people profiled in �New
World Order� are onto anything resembling �the truth,� I will say again,
there are some compelling truths to be found in the film and by the Alex
Jones acolytes. But it does seem that every time a reasoned, well
thought out point springs forth from these conspiracy nuts, Myer and
Neel manage to capture an equally disturbing moment of wackness that
completely derails any point that may have been proven. As such �New
World Order� is an intriguing, evenhanded peek into a world all around
us that we never really see.
* * * * * * * *
Review from ign.com:
SXSW 09: New World Order Review
A fascinating documentary about conspiracy theorists.
by Christopher Monfette

March 16, 2009 - Sometimes, truth is relative; often, so is sanity.
It'd be simple to dismiss the men and women featured in New World Order
as 9/11 kooks and conspiracy nutjobs, preaching a system of radical
impossibilities and proudly wearing their obvious pathology. It would be
simple, certainly, but would it be accurate? Documentary filmmakers Luke
Meyer and Andrew Neel, whose last film Darkon chronicled the world of
live-action role playing, offer up an examination of the conspiracy
theory culture, following its various leaders and figureheads � chief
among them, Alex Jones � in what one imagines ranks among the fairest
possible portrayals of its subjects.

Like Jerusalem or Mecca, there is a holy-land for those branded as
"conspiracy theorists" � the grassy knoll of JFK's assassination or the
site of the 9/11 disaster in New York City. The term "theorist,"
however, can only be used loosely here, as these are individuals who
believe wholly and absolutely that their theories are factual � that
they are considered theories only in as much as the evidence required to
qualify them as history has been forever covered up. Are they the
creators of the perfect self-fulfilling prophecy, tragically out of
touch with the realities of the world in which they live? Or are they
simply the only ones willing to see the truth? There are moments
throughout New World Order when one must consider the possibilities:
What if 9/11 were an inside job? Or what if there were an organized
group of the world's political and economic elite scripting the course
of history? And if that were true, how much would it matter? How much
would it affect your day to day life? To what degree, if any, is
ignorance truly bliss and to what degree can the truth set you free?

Meyer and Neel succeed in doing exactly what any great
documentarian should � never turn away, whatever the circumstances. Just
when the viewer is becoming concerned that the film might have
intentionally set out to be overly symapethic, there's a sequence where
the extreme, almost unsettling presence of obsession becomes obvious.
This is wonderfully illustrated by a few brief conversations with Jones
which play up his humanity � and to a certain extent his believability �
juxtaposed moments later by a radio interview in which Jones falls
aggressively, uncomfortably into character, unleashing an impassioned
rant in an almost hypnotic state of rage. And yet for every moment of
relative "craziness," there's a softer, quieter moment where these
characters are shown to be people, caring and loving and always with the
best of intentions.

As with Darkon, Meyer and Neel seem less interested in the straight
up or down truth of the culture as they are in how and why people plug
into it. New World Order isn't really about the New World Order; it's
not interested in presenting a factual case to prove or disprove any
particular theory. Rather, it's interested in the people, striving to
examine their personal motivations and show, if only for a moment, the
degree to which members of a much-ridiculed fringe group � whether it be
LARPers or conspiracy theorists � are first and foremost people. And
what's most fascinating is that, at the end of the day, one would be
hard pressed to speculate whether New World Order will really ever
change anybody's mind. It shows just enough of these people being crazy
to support those who'd prefer to simply blanket them with the stigma,
and it shows just enough of them being absolutely human to justify the
sympathies of those willing to lend it them. And that's without even
getting into the arguement of whether they might be right.

Overall, New World Order is a fascinating, confusing, moving,
frustrating, multi-layered documentary that sheds light on a group we
might otherwise purposefully keep in the darkness. Without agenda or
judgment, we are left to decide on our own how we feel, and for a
documentary in a day when documentaries are notoriously manipulative,
that's a mark of excellence.
* * * * * * * *
Review from Ain't It Cool News:

Published on Saturday, March 14, 2009 - 5:04pm

Monki peels the first day of SXSW: SXSW INTERACTIVE & the
conspiracy doc, NEW WORLD ORDER!

Greetings humans, Monki here, partially hungover from my first
night at SXSW 2009.
This has the makings of a fantastic year at SXSW. The crowds seem a
bit less nuts and the people have all been pretty laid back so far.
Hopefully that will keep up. Oh, and the free drinks have been flowing.
Only at SXSW will you find a party called "Pastries and Pasties!" Gotta
love that. Nothing better than boobs and cupcakes.

This is the first year I've been a part of the interactive portion
of SXSW as well. I've been graced with a gold badge so I can get in to
all sorts of trouble...interactive trouble. It's going to be interesting
hitting the interactive stuff during the day and the film stuff at
night. I can imagine this will be an exhausting week by the end of it all.

My first day of SXSW 09 started with a panel on web-design. It
could have been dull, but the presenter used some interesting metaphors
to compare the evolution of web design to the evolution of film. He
posited that we are still in the infancy of design and that the majority
of websites out there are just "dead trees," a reference to the
newspaper industry.

Using clips from Georges Melies' "A Trip to the Moon" he went on to
show how the first couple of decades of film were pretty much just stage
plays put to tape, much like how the majority of internet sites are just
digital newspapers. He then showed off a clip from "Birth of a Nation"
to show how Griffith took new tools (cross cutting, close-ups, etc.) and
put them all together to make something new and unique. An interesting
idea and a pretty sweet way to make something like web design a bit less
dull. Not too shabby for my first interactive event at a SXSW.

From there I went over to a panel hosted by a group that creates
ARGs (Alternate Reality Games) for community and corporate events. I've
been a big ARG fan and I'm always curious to see these things work.

The Go Game (the group presenting this panel) has actually created
an ARG that anyone can participate in during SXSW. I've only skimmed the
surface so far of it, but it involves challenges, scavenger hunt
missions and even face to face confrontations with strangers! Awesome.
It's called "Running with SXSWissors" and you can play along right here.
You earn points as you do missions and the top five folks at the end of
the game will get a free badge to next year's SXSW Interactive festival.
Not bad at all. You can play along with your web-enabled phone wherever
you are. If you do register, make sure you let them know that Monki
referred you.

After all those shenanigans, I finally caught my first film. I
headed towards the Alamo Ritz to check out "New World Order."

New World Order is a documentary about the guys who dare to
question what most people would call "reality." This is a film about the
911 "Truthers," the conspiracy theorists, the Alex Jones' of the
world...and what do you know, Alex Jones is all over this movie.

Alex Jones is either a hero or a nutjob depending on who you are
talking to. If you haven't heard his daily radio show on the internet,
or his local show here in Austin, you've probably unknowingly seen him
in films like Waking Life or A Scanner Darkly. (Animated versions of him
at least.) He is of the "9/11 was an inside job." ilk. A hugely
polarizing character.

This a documentary in the purist sense of the word and I thought it
was fantastic. The filmmakers could have easily made this a hokey, "look
at these nuts" type of film, but instead they present their characters
with an unbiased take. I can imagine the difficulty in creating a
balanced film with this subject matter, but these guys pulled it off.

Andrew Neel and Luke Meyer, the directors, are also the guys behind
the fantastic film "Darkon," which was a big SXSW hit a few years ago.
Before the film I was curious about their choice of subject matter for
this one, but during the Q&A they mentioned how, like the LARPers
featured in Darkon, the "Truthers" are really just another sub-culture
of people, so it wasn't as big of a jump as most thought it was. Makes
sense to me.

Check this one out if you get a chance. If anything, for one scene
between a husband and wife singing a hymn while footage of 9/11 rolls in
the background on a television. A very surreal moment.

From there I went on a whirlwind of Mexican food and various
alcohols before ending up on a couch next to Jason Segal. Strange. And
then in a drunken genius moment I think I was a dick to Paul Rudd. So,
Paul Rudd, if you are reading this, I apologize for being a dick. My bad.

Alright folks, tons more SXSW to come, until next time, back up the
tree I go!
-Monki
* * * * * * * *

The film appears to be getting its East Coast premiere on May 22 at
Cinema Village in NYC.

I look forward to seeing a lively debate on the film, the reviews and
the fact that this film is being pushed by the corporate media.

[I'm going to watch the film at least one more time before I render a
full opinion, but my first impression is that the film does not portray
the 9/11 truth movement in a favorable, or even neutral, light.]

The truth shall set us free. Love is the only way forward.

Mannix O'Coonassa

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On May 19, 10:01 am, JMD Morgan <JohnM...@email.non> wrote:
> New World Order
> by See Think Films
>
> http://www.newworldorderthemovie.com/index.html
>
> http://www.seethink.com/index.html
>
> A film about the 9/11 truth movement on Comcast.
>
> WIRED magazine's review of the film:
>
>      Underwire Taking the Pulse of Pop Culture
>      SXSW: New World Order Illuminates Conspiracy Theorists
>      By Lewis Wallace
>      March 14, 2009
>
>      You’ve probably heard the conspiracy theories — the Bilderberg

> Group secretly runs the world, 9/11 was an inside job, a group of elites
> is working to establish a "new world order."
>

And also Aliens!!! Do not forget the Aliens.

>      The documentary New World Order, which had its world premiere
> Friday at the South by Southwest film festival, offers an inside look at
> the people who dedicate their lives to investigating and spreading the
> word about such conspiracy theories.
>

How come such people are always slightly overweight blokes?

Mannix

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"F锟絘chad锟絠r" <F锟絘ch@d.锟絠r> wrote in message
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> Scr锟給bh "Mannix O'Coonassa" <victorb...@gmail.com>:

>>On May 19, 10:01 am, JMD Morgan <JohnM...@email.non> wrote:
>>> New World Order
>>> by See Think Films
>>>
>>> http://www.newworldorderthemovie.com/index.html
>>>
>>> http://www.seethink.com/index.html
>>>
>>> A film about the 9/11 truth movement on Comcast.
>>>
>>> WIRED magazine's review of the film:
>>>
>>> Underwire Taking the Pulse of Pop Culture
>>> SXSW: New World Order Illuminates Conspiracy Theorists
>>> By Lewis Wallace
>>> March 14, 2009
>>>
>>> You've probably heard the conspiracy theories - the Bilderberg

>>> Group secretly runs the world, 9/11 was an inside job, a group of elites
>>> is working to establish a "new world order."
>>>
>>
>>And also Aliens!!! Do not forget the Aliens.
>
> Nonsense. It's the Evil Reverse Vampires. Are you going to argue with
> Lisa Simpson?

And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands of
scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's SUV's.


conwaycaine

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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> "F�achad�ir" <F�ach@d.�ir> wrote in message

>>
>> Nonsense. It's the Evil Reverse Vampires. Are you going to argue with
>> Lisa Simpson?
>
> And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands
> of scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's
> SUV's.

No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?


Fred J. McCall

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"Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
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:And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands of
:scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's SUV's.
:

Texans don't drive SUVs, you silly twat. Texans drive pickup trucks.

--
"Ignorance is preferable to error, and he is less remote from the
truth who believes nothing than he who believes what is wrong."
-- Thomas Jefferson

conwaycaine

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"Fred J. McCall" <fjmc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
> :
> :And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands
> of
> :scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's
> SUV's.
> :
>
> Texans don't drive SUVs, you silly twat. Texans drive pickup trucks.

And they drive BIG pickup trucks.
Some even have "King Ranch", written on the hood (read "Bonnet")


kevin...@yahoo.com

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On May 21, 7:00 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "Fred J. McCall" <fjmcc...@gmail.com> wrote in messagenews:k1h9155dr6hpe6bba...@4ax.com...

>
> > "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote:
> > :
> > :And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands
> > of
> > :scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's
> > SUV's.
> > :
>
> > Texans don't drive SUVs, you silly twat.  Texans drive pickup trucks.
>
> And they drive BIG pickup trucks.
> Some even have "King Ranch", written on the hood (read "Bonnet")

I don't feel the least bit sorry for the silly buggers. They can
always fall back on their Cadillacs with the Longhorns on the front.

conwaycaine

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*******

"Fall back" is it, Mister McCabe?
;=)


kevin...@yahoo.com

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> <kevinmcc...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>   ;=)- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

That is quite correct, Conway my auld friend. I have know qualms
whatsoever with them falling back on those horns. The Texans would
enjoy it and it would give the poor sheep a break.

conwaycaine

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**********

How are things over there in sci?
Is Turlough still posting?
Good man, Turlough.
I still remember his "Sisters Grim".


kevin...@yahoo.com

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Sorry, I missed this Conway. At any rate, I'm not seeing Turlough's
name. And, I agree, he is a good fellow! But, parsing through a ton of
chaff, they're are still a few old timers posting some good stuff.
Mostly, I just read their stuff. I',m not posting much these days. One
of the Brens is back, Westie is there Cat, Ger, and several others.
I've even seen a few by By Father Des. How is yerownself? And do you
ever hear from Seimi in SCS?

Cat(h)

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On May 20, 9:24 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
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> news:D8SdnSLFzplSi4nX...@westnet.com.au...
>
> > "Féachadóir" <Féach@d.óir> wrote in message

>
> >> Nonsense. It's the Evil Reverse Vampires. Are you going to argue with
> >> Lisa Simpson?
>
> > And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands
> > of scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's
> > SUV's.
>
> No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?

Belching, belching cows. Please!

Caít()

Cat(h)

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Sounds painful.

Caít()

conwaycaine

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***********

No problem.
Dwelling among the Harps as you do, it is necessary to keep your full
concentration centered on them.

I'm doing well.
I found me an Irish doctor (Dr McGuiness) to tend to my prostate.
So I know I am in good hands.

Unki Of The Potting Shed still posting?

Seimi incurred the disfavor of several of the Scots and they, being Scots,
hounded him from the group.
I think he posts over in alt.walkingwounded now.
;=)


conwaycaine

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On May 20, 9:24 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
>
> news:D8SdnSLFzplSi4nX...@westnet.com.au...
>
> > "F�achad�ir" <F�ach@d.�ir> wrote in message

>
> >> Nonsense. It's the Evil Reverse Vampires. Are you going to argue with
> >> Lisa Simpson?
>
> > And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of thousands
> > of scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's
> > SUV's.
>
> No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?

Belching, belching cows. Please!

*********

I herd just the opposite....
;=)

(intentional typo)


Cory Bhreckan

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You don't have a very steady grasp on the way ruminants digest grasses.
Most of the so called 'flatulence' is emitted from the mouth.

--
"For the stronger we our houses do build,
The less chance we have of being killed." - William Topaz McGonagall

Jeffrey Hamilton

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Cory Bhreckan wrote:
> conwaycaine wrote:
>> "Cat(h)" <cath...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:ecf9190b-e6d6-4594...@w40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>> On May 20, 9:24 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>>> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:D8SdnSLFzplSi4nX...@westnet.com.au...
>>>
>>>> "F�achad�ir" <F�ach@d.�ir> wrote in message
>>>>> Nonsense. It's the Evil Reverse Vampires. Are you going to argue
>>>>> with Lisa Simpson?
>>>> And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of
>>>> thousands of scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to
>>>> confiscate Texan's SUV's.
>>> No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?
>>
>> Belching, belching cows. Please!
>>
>> *********
>>
>> I herd just the opposite....
>> ;=)
>>
>> (intentional typo)
>>
>>
>
> You don't have a very steady grasp on the way ruminants digest
> grasses. Most of the so called 'flatulence' is emitted from the mouth.

Trust you, to sniff out the truth.

cheers....Jeff


Cory Bhreckan

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Jun 11, 2009, 11:56:28 AM6/11/09
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The Missus got her Ba.Sci. in Animal Science.

La N

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"Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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On the farm in Saskatchewan we used to use cow pies as bases when we played
softball.

- nilita


Cory Bhreckan

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Jun 11, 2009, 1:01:58 PM6/11/09
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They would certainly help you 'slide in'.

The Phantom Piper

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Jun 11, 2009, 7:55:48 PM6/11/09
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On Jun 11, 7:59 am, Cory Bhreckan <corybhreckan@nospam_verizon.net>
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>
> You don't have a very steady grasp on the way ruminants digest grasses.
> Most of the so called 'flatulence' is emitted from the mouth.

Oh, well, just as with Fred then...


Understanding Now,

The Phantom Piper

conwaycaine

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Jun 11, 2009, 9:18:11 PM6/11/09
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"Cory Bhreckan" <corybhreckan@nospam_verizon.net> wrote in message
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> conwaycaine wrote:
>> "Cat(h)" <cath...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:ecf9190b-e6d6-4594...@w40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
>> On May 20, 9:24 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
>>> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:D8SdnSLFzplSi4nX...@westnet.com.au...
>>>
>>>> "F�achad�ir" <F�ach@d.�ir> wrote in message
>>>>> Nonsense. It's the Evil Reverse Vampires. Are you going to argue with
>>>>> Lisa Simpson?
>>>> And the 'Global Warming Hoax' - don't forget all those tens of
>>>> thousands
>>>> of scientists from 143 countries who are scheming to confiscate Texan's
>>>> SUV's.
>>> No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?
>>
>> Belching, belching cows. Please!
>>
>> *********
>>
>> I herd just the opposite....
>> ;=)
>>
>> (intentional typo)
>>
>>
>
> You don't have a very steady grasp on the way ruminants digest grasses.
> Most of the so called 'flatulence' is emitted from the mouth.

Ah, the lecture!!
Thank you ever so much.
You are living proof that SOME yankees do indeed know their whump from third
base.

So all that gas passing I heard in the fields of my youth was belching.
Imagine that.
And the horses and mules?
That was belching as well?


conwaycaine

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Jun 11, 2009, 9:19:25 PM6/11/09
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"Jeffrey Hamilton" <bbere...@cogeco.ca> wrote in message
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> Cory Bhreckan wrote:
>> conwaycaine wrote:
>>> "Cat(h)" <cath...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>>>> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <ador@ble> wrote in message

>>>> No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?


>>>
>>> Belching, belching cows. Please!
>>>
>>> *********
>>>
>>> I herd just the opposite....
>>> ;=)
>>>
>>> (intentional typo)
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You don't have a very steady grasp on the way ruminants digest
>> grasses. Most of the so called 'flatulence' is emitted from the mouth.
>
> Trust you, to sniff out the truth.
>

Do you not now know where the Bluebelly's head is at?


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Jeffrey Hamilton

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Jun 11, 2009, 9:48:50 PM6/11/09
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aha....you got the Missus to do it....good idea Cory. Women are usually
better with that smelly stuff anyway.

cheers.....Jeff


Jeffrey Hamilton

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Jun 11, 2009, 9:51:05 PM6/11/09
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Sliding into second must have been a 'hoot'. You are *now* only halfway
home.

cheers......Jeff


kevin...@yahoo.com

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On Jun 11, 7:48 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> <kevinmcc...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

Well, I'm glad to hear your well. Unki is still over there from time
to time and, as you can see, any whiff of the bovine will summon Cat
like a demon from the Ninth Circle. Bummer about James. I hope he's
keeping well (aside from what were doubtless false aspersions against
his character from folks who I can only assume were lowland Scots who
learned their manners from Englismen).

conwaycaine

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"Fred J. McCall" <fjmc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> :
> :"Cat(h)" <cath...@yahoo.com> wrote in message

> :news:ecf9190b-e6d6-4594...@w40g2000yqd.googlegroups.com...
> :On May 20, 9:24 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> :>
> :> No mention of the Farting Cows of New Zealand then?

> :
> :Belching, belching cows. Please!
> :
> :*********
> :
> :I herd just the opposite....
> : ;=)
> :
> :(intentional typo)
> :
>
> Oh, bull, Conway. You just can't spell.

I do not intend to cow down here.
That would put me on the horns of a dilemma.


conwaycaine

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Jun 12, 2009, 9:36:20 AM6/12/09
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<kevin...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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***********

Well, James did the unpardonable.
He disagreed on more than one occasion with our Kilted friends and their
views that all evil emanates from Amerikay.
That automatically (in their book) classified him as a nazi.
The resultant hue and cry was a wonder to behold.

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conwaycaine

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"Fred J. McCall" <fjmc...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> "conwaycaine" <conwa...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> :> :
> :> :I herd just the opposite....

> :> : ;=)
> :> :
> :> :(intentional typo)
> :> :
> :>
> :> Oh, bull, Conway. You just can't spell.
> :
> :I do not intend to cow down here.
> :That would put me on the horns of a dilemma.
> :
>
> You cud steer the discussion away from your spelling with your
> herd-like mentality, but it's unlikely. Guess it's time for the rest
> of us to hoof it out of this discussion before we're branded as
> something udder than what we are.

No contest here.
You win....
;=)


Thomas

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Jun 25, 2009, 1:42:59 PM6/25/09
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On Jun 12, 2:36 pm, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:

> Well, I'm glad to hear your well.Unkiis still over there from time
> to time

So am I conway, glad to over there from time to time, but I am not
sure were "over there" is these days.

As you can see, I went a bit too far with the magic mushrooms growing
in the shed:

http://thomassheridanartist.blogspot.com/

kevin...@yahoo.com

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Jul 22, 2009, 10:44:06 PM7/22/09
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I missed this link! Very cool stuff!!!!

conwaycaine

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<kevin...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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******

The first works of Thomas I've seen.
The man is indeed an artist.


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