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His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 10, 2013, 8:41:27 AM5/10/13
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On May 9, 11:29 am, "TibetanMonkey, the Beach Cruiser Philosopher"
<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 8, 8:49 pm, High Plains Thumper <h...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
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> > > TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> > >> A picture of Paradise...
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> > > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> > No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
> > secular sense would be:
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> > Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
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> Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
> Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.
Here's a mnemonic trick to remember:
"There's 7 Eleven in Heaven and Taco Bell in Hell"
Yes, you may find some of the American diet Christians are familiar
with in Heaven --such as Diet Coke and chips-- but no meat. That's why
you have Taco Bell in Hell. God can not possible tolerate sacrificing
animals to feed people, and anyone who ever tried meat won't make it
to Heaven.
But Hell doesn't deserve all the bad reputation it's being getting.
Heaven, on the other hand, is just like a Gated Community, select and
boring.
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<thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On May 8, 8:49 pm, High Plains Thumper <h...@invalid.invalid> wrote:
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> > > TibetanMonkey wrote:
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> > >> Hey, it's a place for the beautiful people [snip]
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> > >> A picture of Paradise...
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> > > IF THE ABOVE IS A PICTURE OF PARADISE, THIS IS A PICTURE OF HEAVEN:
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> > No one has ever gone there are returned. Probably the closest thing in a
> > secular sense would be:
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> > Vengaboys- We're going to Ibiza
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> >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zno2gtU7LaE
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> Going to Ibiza and eat pizza? Yeah, there's plenty of 7 Elevens in
> Heaven. Diet Coke and everything.
Here's a mnemonic trick to remember:
"There's 7 Eleven in Heaven and Taco Bell in Hell"
Yes, you may find some of the American diet Christians are familiar
with in Heaven --such as Diet Coke and chips-- but no meat. That's why
you have Taco Bell in Hell. God can not possible tolerate sacrificing
animals to feed people, and anyone who ever tried meat won't make it
to Heaven.
But Hell doesn't deserve all the bad reputation it's being getting.
Heaven, on the other hand, is just like a Gated Community, select and
boring.
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His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher
May 15, 2013, 2:34:21 PM5/15/13
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On May 15, 12:07 pm, Wet Paper Bag <ultimate.henchman....@gmail.com>
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> On May 15, 9:58 am, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On May 14, 11:27 pm, NeoLibertarian <cognac...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > On May 14, 11:51 am, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> > > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 1:34 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> > > > Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 10:32 pm, Neolibertarian <cognac...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > In article
> > > > > > <b6ba8561-95f1-46d4-8240-92882cf04...@o2g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > > "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"
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> > > > > > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 10:56 am, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> > > > > > > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 12:28 pm, Neolibertarian <cognac...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > > > > My guess is that those "beach path lights" were installed and paid for
> > > > > > > > > by the local municipality.
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> > > > > > > > Have you considered the possibility that WASTE FEEDS CORRUPTION?
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> > > > > > > > Just a thought. No democracy, no feedback from the people, no people
> > > > > > > > riding at night.
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> > > > > > > People are probably afraid of the "lighted tunnel" they are said to go
> > > > > > > through when they die. But the Wise Man is not afraid of that. It's
> > > > > > > all dark.
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> > > > > > > Thus spoke Zarathustra...
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> > > > > > > I just have the feeling of Zarathustra speaking through me:
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> > > > > > > "You have evolved from worm to man, but much within you is still worm.
> > > > > > > Once you were apes, yet even now man is more of an ape than any of the
> > > > > > > apes."
> > > > > > > -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra
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> > > > > > > ***
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> > > > > > > Who else needs the alpha leader as much as man?
>
> > > > > > Man needs God, of course. No one more than Nietzsche.
>
> > > > > Why, the placebo effect? Bad news is better than good news that are
> > > > > not realistic. Climate Change is a good example of that. The good news
> > > > > is that we can walk or ride a bike to minimize its effect. Christians
> > > > > expect Jesus to come and rescue the world from Satan. Who's Satan
> > > > > anyway, Big Oil?
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> > > > > Avoiding reality may feel good for a while.
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> > > > > > Man only gets in trouble when he looks for an "alpha leader" among his
> > > > > > own kind.
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> > > > > Nietzsche made mistakes, big ones. Superman is dead.
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> > > > > > But then, man is the monkey who loves trouble.
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> > > > > True. The only hope is in the Tablet, meaning the books and culture we
> > > > > can get through that wonder of technology. The Nook was on sale this
> > > > > weekend.
>
> > > > The following is basically a monologue, no need for debate...
>
> > > > The TABLET may be the most important first step toward saving big
> > > > money and cleaning up thejungle. As the Nook allows us to borrow
> > > > books from the library withoutbeingexposed to the odors the homeless
> > > > and old books give out, I can see the library as a HOTPOT & E-BOOK
> > > > facility. The bathrooms, now a place for the homeless to wash
> > > > themselves, may finally close as the libraries themselves. Hey, many
> > > > of our parks have already closed their restrooms partially or totally
> > > > to avoid the homeless, so you must go behind the bushes yourself.
> > > > Maybe the two, libraries and parks, should close for good.
>
> > > > And this in turn can save big money to Obama's precarious budget.
> > > > Guess what, I'm enrolling in e-book borrowing, and this in turn may
> > > > avoid diseases often found in old books...
>
> > > Man needs God.
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> > > God is there for man, He patiently waits for all of us to return home
> > > for the feast; but God has also seen fit to give the monkeys what we
> > > call "free will."
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> > > You're free to turn your back on God.
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> > > No skin off my nose, 'cept I'm responsible for you.
>
> > Actually there's no single individual god. There are MANY but they
> > ain't bothering with the monkeys destroying their environment due to
> > OVERPOPULATION & DEFORESTATION...
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> >http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130102082353-easter-island-mo...
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> > ***
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> > That's a metaphor not found in the Bible, for it commands the people
> > to "prosper and multiply," a recipe for disaster and war. It seems the
> > gods are made of stone or something.
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> you violated my freedom of speech... or in usenet terms... to post.
Sorry, the gods are made of stone or something. We only shape them and
carry them to the final destination. From the quarry to their resting
place...
You want a lion's body with a human head? Yes, we specialize in that.
We got 3 million slaves on standby. Maybe 300 millions. Whatever you
want. You want a god with wings or such as a millipede? You know, I
think god is a worm, not a roach. It would be hard to sell.
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> pack your bags and wait to be escorted out.
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> we, me and being, were making you look good monkey. we were
> translating for you into two languages that you forgot monkey... are
> you sure you are a monkey? because you are a mere "then" away from
> being dropped into a real monkey world.
The real make believe world? I'd be afraid of that.
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> On May 15, 9:58 am, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > On May 14, 11:27 pm, NeoLibertarian <cognac...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > On May 14, 11:51 am, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> > > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > On May 13, 1:34 pm, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
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> > > > Philosopher" <thetibetanmon...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > > > On May 12, 10:32 pm, Neolibertarian <cognac...@gmail.com> wrote:
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> > > > > > In article
> > > > > > <b6ba8561-95f1-46d4-8240-92882cf04...@o2g2000yqb.googlegroups.com>,
> > > > > > "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble Philosopher"
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> > > > > > <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > On May 12, 10:56 am, "His Highness the Wise TibetanMonkey, Most Humble
> > > > > > > Philosopher" <comandante.ban...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> > > > > > > > On May 11, 12:28 pm, Neolibertarian <cognac...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > > > > > > > > My guess is that those "beach path lights" were installed and paid for
> > > > > > > > > by the local municipality.
>
> > > > > > > > Have you considered the possibility that WASTE FEEDS CORRUPTION?
>
> > > > > > > > Just a thought. No democracy, no feedback from the people, no people
> > > > > > > > riding at night.
>
> > > > > > > People are probably afraid of the "lighted tunnel" they are said to go
> > > > > > > through when they die. But the Wise Man is not afraid of that. It's
> > > > > > > all dark.
>
> > > > > > > Thus spoke Zarathustra...
>
> > > > > > > I just have the feeling of Zarathustra speaking through me:
>
> > > > > > > "You have evolved from worm to man, but much within you is still worm.
> > > > > > > Once you were apes, yet even now man is more of an ape than any of the
> > > > > > > apes."
> > > > > > > -- Friedrich Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra
>
> > > > > > > ***
>
> > > > > > > Who else needs the alpha leader as much as man?
>
> > > > > > Man needs God, of course. No one more than Nietzsche.
>
> > > > > Why, the placebo effect? Bad news is better than good news that are
> > > > > not realistic. Climate Change is a good example of that. The good news
> > > > > is that we can walk or ride a bike to minimize its effect. Christians
> > > > > expect Jesus to come and rescue the world from Satan. Who's Satan
> > > > > anyway, Big Oil?
>
> > > > > Avoiding reality may feel good for a while.
>
> > > > > > Man only gets in trouble when he looks for an "alpha leader" among his
> > > > > > own kind.
>
> > > > > Nietzsche made mistakes, big ones. Superman is dead.
>
> > > > > > But then, man is the monkey who loves trouble.
>
> > > > > True. The only hope is in the Tablet, meaning the books and culture we
> > > > > can get through that wonder of technology. The Nook was on sale this
> > > > > weekend.
>
> > > > The following is basically a monologue, no need for debate...
>
> > > > The TABLET may be the most important first step toward saving big
> > > > money and cleaning up thejungle. As the Nook allows us to borrow
> > > > books from the library withoutbeingexposed to the odors the homeless
> > > > and old books give out, I can see the library as a HOTPOT & E-BOOK
> > > > facility. The bathrooms, now a place for the homeless to wash
> > > > themselves, may finally close as the libraries themselves. Hey, many
> > > > of our parks have already closed their restrooms partially or totally
> > > > to avoid the homeless, so you must go behind the bushes yourself.
> > > > Maybe the two, libraries and parks, should close for good.
>
> > > > And this in turn can save big money to Obama's precarious budget.
> > > > Guess what, I'm enrolling in e-book borrowing, and this in turn may
> > > > avoid diseases often found in old books...
>
> > > Man needs God.
>
> > > God is there for man, He patiently waits for all of us to return home
> > > for the feast; but God has also seen fit to give the monkeys what we
> > > call "free will."
>
> > > You're free to turn your back on God.
>
> > > No skin off my nose, 'cept I'm responsible for you.
>
> > Actually there's no single individual god. There are MANY but they
> > ain't bothering with the monkeys destroying their environment due to
> > OVERPOPULATION & DEFORESTATION...
>
> >http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/130102082353-easter-island-mo...
>
> > ***
>
> > That's a metaphor not found in the Bible, for it commands the people
> > to "prosper and multiply," a recipe for disaster and war. It seems the
> > gods are made of stone or something.
>
> you violated my freedom of speech... or in usenet terms... to post.
Sorry, the gods are made of stone or something. We only shape them and
carry them to the final destination. From the quarry to their resting
place...
You want a lion's body with a human head? Yes, we specialize in that.
We got 3 million slaves on standby. Maybe 300 millions. Whatever you
want. You want a god with wings or such as a millipede? You know, I
think god is a worm, not a roach. It would be hard to sell.
>
> pack your bags and wait to be escorted out.
>
> we, me and being, were making you look good monkey. we were
> translating for you into two languages that you forgot monkey... are
> you sure you are a monkey? because you are a mere "then" away from
> being dropped into a real monkey world.
The real make believe world? I'd be afraid of that.
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