Michael Jackson: Neverland For Sale
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Written by Morgan Truce
Just imagine what a young child will do to get a ride on this train...
NEVERLAND RANCH, CALIFORNIA – Michael Jackson has put his Neverland
Ranch on the market. Several area real estate firms have recently listed
the sprawling estate. “Mr. Jackson has plans to be away from his beloved
Neverland Ranch for an indeterminate period of time and he thought it
best to sell the whole ranch to someone who can put the place to good use.”
One listing in a realtor’s glossy advertisement claimed: “Pedophiles
dream estate! No expense has been spared in building this wonderful
attraction for small children. There is a castle-like house, amusement
rides, a petting zoo, swimming pools, and even a choo-choo train. In
today’s market, building a comparable pedophile park that has the
ability to pack in hundreds of eager young children would easily cost
many millions of dollars more than the asking price of Michael Jackson’s
Neverland Ranch.”
Security is state of the art and guaranteed to keep out nosy law
enforcement officials. Even in the unlikely event of a raid with a legal
search warrant, the security system provides ample time for even the
clumsiest pedophile to finish his business and hide all incriminating
children and potential evidence.
This is a turnkey operation. The new owner of Neverland will be able to
move right in and start molesting children on the first day of
operation. The entire staff of Michael Jackson will be available to the
new owner while new salaries are negotiated. There will be no need to
beat around the bush with these seasoned employees--- they know exactly
what you’re up to, and they want to make sure that your molesting
experience is both pleasant and efficient at Neverland. The cooking
staff is experienced at turning out wonderful meals that children will
find hard to resist. A knowledgeable wine steward will be able to
provide children with highly intoxicating drinks that appeal to younger
tastes. Even Mr. Jackson’s personal umbrella bearer will be available to
the new owner should he require round the clock shade from harmful
ultraviolet sunlight.
The new pedophile-owner of Neverland can even depend on entertaining a
large number of children that Michael Jackson had previously molested.
These kids are just hooked on the Neverland experience and will do
anything to please you.
This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for a pedophile of means who is
ready to enjoy sleeping with a steady stream of wide-eyed young children.