LOS ANGELES (ZNBS News Release) -- The Fox Network has blown the cover
off of Muslim "sleeper cells" operating in America and Europe. Based on
details obtained from terrorists held at Camp X-Ray, the methods of
these Arab and Muslim sleeper cells have been exposed.
Fox has translated these details to one of its television shows, the
acclaimed and award-winning "24" series.
In this series, a Muslim family has been establishing itself as a
normal suburban family, a technique described in debriefings of Camp
X-Ray terrorist detainees. The sleeper cell technique was developed the
the Soviet Union and emulated by their Arab client states.
Sleeper cell members are trained to sabotage infrastructure, to
eliminate those who may learn details of their plans, and to escape the
country or kill themselves when their missions are over.
Poisoning of those who learn about them is standard practice. In fact,
just such a poisoning, of a young white girl, was portrayed in a recent
episode, indicating that Fox is using the latest information obtained
from the Guantanamo Bay prisoners as part of its script development.
Officials at Fox could not be reached for comment at press time.
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