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Hmong Joke 6. re: DLAIM AV...!!
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Jun 1, 2016, 8:15:36 PM6/1/16
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Thaum ub, 40+ xyoo dhau los, Hmoob Thoj nam tawg rog tuaj txog TebChaws MesKas no, sd tseem sib-b nco, sib-b hlub thiab sib-b pab kawg, muaj dab tsis los sd poog pog sib pab. Tsis tas li xwb, luag nom tswv MesKas kuj pab nyiaj ntiav yus cov Hmoob pab yus cov neeg. Tus yuav tuaj pab coj sd mus cuv npe kawm ntawv los muaj, tus yuav tuaj pab coj sd mus cuag kws tshuaj kho mob los muaj, tej tug tseem tuaj pab txhais lus tom vaj tom tsev, los yog mus kiab mus khw tej tib si.... Muaj tej tug yim tuaj ces poj niam menyuam yim ncawg-g li lawm. Muaj tej tug kuj raug mus nuv ntses tsis los lawm los muaj...
Muaj ib hnub, phone nrov, ib tug hluas Hmoob raug xaiv ua social worker pab yawm kwvtij tshiab no. Nws twb xub tuaj pab nrhiav vaj nrhiav tsev rau yawm kwvtij tshiab no txhij vog, ua ntej nws rov mus tsev, nws tseg phone# rau yawm kwvtij tshiab, muaj dabtsis kom hu nws....
-"Allo....Leej twg ne.." worker nug.
-" Kuv yog Nyaj Xub naj...Kuv hu koj tas, lub nam tsev koj coj peb lug nyob ho, yeej zoo kawg kuas kuv nyam tsis taag nav"
-" Vim li cas koj thiaj nyiam tsis tag?" Worker nug.
-"Yaam le DLAM AV tawg-g pleb lawm nav...." New tenant complained.
-"Awd...Tos Kuv noj kiag 2 kaug mov, tib pliag no kuv mam tuaj saib ov." worker hung up..... Tib pliag ntshis xwb, tsheb nres tus zog, worker xam nciag lees, nkag phlo los tsev, ncaj nraim dua nram backyard, tenant lawv loo qab mus, worker xaij qhov rau rhov, nws txawm tias:
-" Av tawg pleb qhov twg no? Cas kuv tsis pom li...?"
-" Kuv has DLAIM AV hu tsev hov...Tenant replied.
-" Sub hauv tsev nim muaj ib daim av thiab? coj kuv mus saib soj?" nkawd nkag phlo los tsev.
-"Kuv has DLAIM AV nuav nawj" New comer taw tes rau daim IAV hau chav dej.
-"Hawj-j-j..Koj hais daim IAV no lov? Yog li koj hais tiag laiv, xwb pleb tag lawm tiag laiv yom?" Worker luag-g hahahah...-"Tsis ntshai, kuv mam li hu kom lawv tuaj kho rau ...Hahaha...
TseemYeej.
Muaj ib hnub, phone nrov, ib tug hluas Hmoob raug xaiv ua social worker pab yawm kwvtij tshiab no. Nws twb xub tuaj pab nrhiav vaj nrhiav tsev rau yawm kwvtij tshiab no txhij vog, ua ntej nws rov mus tsev, nws tseg phone# rau yawm kwvtij tshiab, muaj dabtsis kom hu nws....
-"Allo....Leej twg ne.." worker nug.
-" Kuv yog Nyaj Xub naj...Kuv hu koj tas, lub nam tsev koj coj peb lug nyob ho, yeej zoo kawg kuas kuv nyam tsis taag nav"
-" Vim li cas koj thiaj nyiam tsis tag?" Worker nug.
-"Yaam le DLAM AV tawg-g pleb lawm nav...." New tenant complained.
-"Awd...Tos Kuv noj kiag 2 kaug mov, tib pliag no kuv mam tuaj saib ov." worker hung up..... Tib pliag ntshis xwb, tsheb nres tus zog, worker xam nciag lees, nkag phlo los tsev, ncaj nraim dua nram backyard, tenant lawv loo qab mus, worker xaij qhov rau rhov, nws txawm tias:
-" Av tawg pleb qhov twg no? Cas kuv tsis pom li...?"
-" Kuv has DLAIM AV hu tsev hov...Tenant replied.
-" Sub hauv tsev nim muaj ib daim av thiab? coj kuv mus saib soj?" nkawd nkag phlo los tsev.
-"Kuv has DLAIM AV nuav nawj" New comer taw tes rau daim IAV hau chav dej.
-"Hawj-j-j..Koj hais daim IAV no lov? Yog li koj hais tiag laiv, xwb pleb tag lawm tiag laiv yom?" Worker luag-g hahahah...-"Tsis ntshai, kuv mam li hu kom lawv tuaj kho rau ...Hahaha...
TseemYeej.
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