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Hmong Joke 10. Re: Txiv mam pab.

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tsee...@gmail.com

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Jun 3, 2016, 4:31:22 PM6/3/16
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Peb khiav rog los txog PhuamKhom (Phakhao) tebchaws Nplog. Kub mob npaws heev-v, tsheev zag tag zag tuaj li laud, thaum ntawd los tsis muaj nais maum li thiab. Kub pojniam thiaj xa xov mus kom kub, nws tseem ua tub rog zov Pajdoos, kwv yees ib hnub ke sab nraud. Ob hnub tom qab, Kub los txog, leej niam tsa suab hlo quaj khawm lias kub, Kub puag kiag pojniam, ib ce sov so, zooj nyoos, xav rau ntua rau los tej laus zaum pawg lug ntawm ntug cub, xav dheev tias, kuv los xyuas menyuam, tsis yog los xyuam niag niam nav....tseemj khawm ntev, ntshe tsis qoos xwm, thiaj tshawb hnyo mus xyuas tus tub uas tab tom tsheev-v npaws.

-"Yaid..iv tus me tub mob rhov twg os??" Kub nqee.
-"Iv...mob-b uv taub hau....hwj-j-j ..DAB...Dab nyob ntawd..."
-"Nyob twg qhia iv, iv mam pab, Qhi iv mam xua tib phom ua nws.. hlwb txaws txua soj" Kub los tom niasnab los, tseem txib phom nrog ncig.
-"Iv Dab nyob saud...Uv yaiv-v li os..."Mob ntev tsis ntev kawg menyuam ua yag toog pom dab pom tso li lawm. Kuv nta loo phom nrov ntsij!!! Ntsiaj!!!

-" Nyob ntawd" taw tes tom rooj tag. Kub tib phom Paaag
-"Nyob tod.." Paag!!!
-"Nyob tid..."Paaag!!!!
-Nyob nov" menyuam taw loo tes rau taub hau..Kub nrov paag rau taub hau ua nws hlwb txaws txua lawm tiag laud....

Hahaha......

TseemYeej.






dony

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Jun 3, 2016, 5:49:59 PM6/3/16
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Uncle Tseemy,

Qhov dab neeg ko puas muaj tseeb na? Kuv saib zoo li yog lam hais tab sis saib mus mus loslos zoo li yog tiag. Yog tiag no mas tus me nyuam tsis xiam hlwb tab sis leej txi yog tus xiam hlwb laiv.....V Phiaj

tsee...@gmail.com

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Jun 7, 2016, 6:23:34 PM6/7/16
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On Friday, June 3, 2016 at 2:49:59 PM UTC-7, dony wrote:
> Uncle Tseemy,
> Qhov dab neeg ko puas muaj tseeb na? Kuv saib zoo li yog lam hais tab sis saib mus mus loslos zoo li yog tiag. Yog tiag no mas tus me nyuam tsis xiam hlwb tab sis leej txi yog tus xiam hlwb laiv.....V Phiaj

Dony,

Xyov Zaj Joke no tawm qhov twg los, tabsis, raws kuv nco tau, kuv hnov los ntawm kuv tij laug Lyteck. Nws piav ntev lawm, 1967-68, kuv tsis nco cov npe lawm, kuv thiaj khaws pem roob phwvxev los txhab ntxiv kom phim.

Tos kuv khoom zog tso, mam rov tuaj ua zab txuas ceg dua nawb.


TseemYeej.




Hmla...@hotmail.com

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Jun 9, 2016, 2:19:20 PM6/9/16
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PY Tseemyeej,

Zaj joke no kuj zoo luag heev. Tabsis tej zaum lub ntsiab tiag mas yog qhia kom peb txhob siv riam siv phom nrog txhua tus hais. Tus tsim nyog siv riam siv phom mam li siv riam siv phom nrog hais, tus tsim yog siv pajkas los yuav tau siv pajkas nrog hais. Hos tus ho tsim nyog siv neeb yaig khawv koob los yuav tau siv neeb yaig khawv koob.

Koj tijlaug Lytek zaj joke no kuj muaj ntsiab lus zoo kawg.

HL

tsee...@gmail.com

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Jun 12, 2016, 12:17:35 AM6/12/16
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On Thursday, June 9, 2016 at 11:19:20 AM UTC-7, Hmla...@hotmail.com wrote:
> Koj tijlaug Lytek zaj joke no kuj muaj ntsiab lus zoo kawg.
> HL

HL,

Zaj Joke no, qhiav kom muaj awareness xwb.

Lim koj hais; muaj tej tug neeg yeej siv riam siv phom daws nws li teeb meem ntag ov. Seb, the old gvp twb rho phom tua yuam kev nws tus qhev yug nyuj ne. Vim peb tus phoojywg Vang K. dag rau yawg hlob tias yawg hlob tus qhev zov nyuj nyiag vp tus nyuj mus muag lawm. The general, chim heev, xyov, tsis paub chim dabtsi? Tej zaum vim qhov nag hmo, me ntswb, me ntsis, thiab ntag laud hehehe.. .. Vp ya loo nyoob hoom tuaj tsaws kiag nram tiaj nyuj, tabtom tus tub qhe tus poj niam los txog ntawd, vp nthe:
-"Kuv tus nyuj ne?" Tus pojniam teb tias nws tseem cab lawv qab, los txog nrad ..... Vp chim ceev heev, xyov hnov tseeb, los tsis tseeb, ncaj qha dua nrad, ib lo lus tsis hais, rho loo phom tib phom rau tus tub qhe tauhau ntog nreem, sd mam tias tus nyuj yog koj tus sad? Luag tus hlob mam ua twb zoo sawb na has, ciav yog vp tus tiag.....Tsis pom qab kiam rau leej twg, vp ya loo nyoob hoom rov dua LoojCeeb lawm......

Tsis ntev ces txawm hnov tias tub sab nyas tua Vaj K..) lawm no xwb.... Hos tus tub yug nyuj tus poj niam tseem nyob hauv peb Nroog Sacto no nawb.

Nyaj koj twb yeej hnov-v zaj no lawm ne......


TseemYeej.





Hmong Lao

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Jun 13, 2016, 2:31:27 PM6/13/16
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Phoojywg TseemYeej,

Yeej hnov hnov tej dabneeg GVP tua tubsab nyiag nws li nyuj thiab twm lawm. Tabsis tsuas yog hnov hnov xwb, thiab ho tsis tau ua twb zoo taug qhov tseeb. Txawm li cas los nyaj lawv ob tse neeg twb muab qhov case nov settle down puag ntxov ub lawm ces cia yuav li ntawd.

HL
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