Hmong Joke 8. Re: Fawm Kauv.

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All,

Hnub i, peb mus noj mov tom phauj lawv, vim phauj tus ntxhais nyuamqhuav Graduated; leej niam zoosiab thiaj npaj ib pluag mov txhawb siab rau tus ntxhais. Tus ntxhais tias nws yuav caw nws cov phoojywg mabdawb thiaj khejdub tuaj koom nws, leej niam kuj zoo siab hlo, tsis ua cas.

Nim no ces nyuj qua xyaw nees zis lawm laud...Tsis hais nej tsev, peb tsev, txog twg los xa kuag lus Hmoob, kuag lus Nplog, kuag lus Meskas li lawm, meej tsis meej los tsis k.k li ntag.

Leej niam tabtom kib ib taig Fawm kauv(egg rolls) tso ze ntawm taw rooj. Qhua tabtom tuaj zom zaws. By accident, ib yawm guest mabdawb qheb phlo qhovrooj, qhib tau nchav zog, txiag rooj txawm tsoo kiag tais fawm kauv qaij hlo, yuav nchuav tsis nchuav.... Leej niam tsis tias txav zog mus muab hos, txawm ciali, qw suab hlob suab yau li nws niaj hnub qw nws cov me nyuam:
-"Get De Fawm kauv...Get De Fawm kauv" Yawm mabdawb txawm totaub tias leejniam cem nws:
-"Get the Fucker...get the fucker..." Yawm mabdawb ntsej muag liab vog, tujtws ub tujtws no... Tus ntxhais thiaj khiav los thov txim:
-"Sorry, to my mom; fawmkauv means Egg rolls, she scream to get help.. Sorry" Yawm Mabdawb phlu tshiab zog tuaj...Hahaha...

Your turn...

TseemYeej.

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tijlaug Tseemyeej,


Nyob COLORADO muaj ib yawm phoojywg Moob xeem Vue yawg lub npe hu ua Kawm nuas ce txawm muab lub npe laug ti hu ua yawg FAV KAWM nuas hab, cov phoojywg Amelikas has tsi meej ce cov phoojywg Amelikas hu yawm lub npe ua FUCKER nuas xwb.

Moob tej lug hab npe tej tsaam kuj txaus luag kawg.


MT