Ahgghhhhhhh..Ekstasis! I've reached mutlu-malak's upper throat!

[Nick Gavrielatos]

I found this on scg, and so I am reposting it....
Why are some of you complaining? Take a look below, this is
a masterpiece of art, drawing, imagination and... LUST!!!

My good friend Zhao emits from Germany, as you have seen,
so he cant exercise his so widely broadcasted Fist Amendment
rights(copyright (C) Karl Henninger kar...@ddsw1.kittyland.usa)
but I am here in the good ol' US myself, which means I can
exercise them ok.... right???? good....

Well.... have fun!

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STRICTLY Mr : Nick Gavrielatos
CONFIDENTIAL ( To sixameno plasma.
Hmmm .. Isws.
To sixameno peos ?
Bebaiws ! Bebaiws !
Sophia,bale ta yualia sou !)

I was very pleased to receive your answer that you 'love this
picture '. I am glad that you are ready to share in this task with me
and I suppose you are willing to assume the labor of distribution of
the F&Kill-File in USA,Canada,Australia,Oceania and South America
( This area of the globe, in particular the USA,is , due to its
geographical location, your sphere of interest ) while I will take over
the distribution in Europe,(ex)USSR,Red China,Japan and New Zealand.
You can also assume the responsibility of service,installation and spare
parts for the Calabrian Cucumber of the bionic unit B.
If you are in accord with all that you can post this file from your
site to s.c.g. The Subject line should be: The ULTIMATE Mutlu F&Kill-File:
US-CAN-AU VERSION for your posting while my posting will be: <..>:EU-NZ-
JAPAN VERSION.

PS a: Perhaps you should place a warning at the top of your version in
order that this over-sensitive, extra-puritan, prude maiden ,Mrs
Sophia Hassioti won't receive a shock at the mere sight of this file.
A psychoanalytical analysis of her reaction to one of your postings
is currently under preparation at the renowned Institute of Pcycho-
logy of the Freie Universitaet Berlin.
b:You can post the file as soon as you receive this message.I've seen
that my first message reached you two days after it was posted from
me,so I'll post the file from my site on Fri,May 8th,aprox. 1600 +200
GMT so as to possibly synchronize our postings._

Zhao Tsu Tsu
xu...@cs.tu-berlin.de

FILE BEGINS :
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[ Zhao Tsu Tsu | THE ULTIMATE Mutlu ] Nikos Gavrielatos ]
[ A.B.M.T LTD. | * Fuck&Kill-File * ] To Sixameno Plasma ]
[ xu...@cs.tu-berlin.de | ------------------- ] UCNICK@UMUC ]
[ _____________________ | All Rights Reserved: [ _____________________ ]
[ Version : | Advanced Bionic | Version : ]
[ Europe,USSR,Red China,| Mutlucidal | USA,Canada,Australia, ]
[ Japan,New Zealand. | Technology | Oceania,South America ]
[_______________________|______________________|_______________________]


___ _________________________
#/ \ / \ @@@@@@@
### __\_ ( MUTLU,FUCK OFF AND DIE !!) @@@@@@@@@
__________ ### / \ \_________________________/ }_@@@@@@@@
/ \ / \ \ \ | / o @@@@@@@@
( AAAAAAH !! ) /________\ \ \ | <_ @@@@@@@@
\__________/ /^ \ --- A D B \}-> }-- @@@@@@@
\ | / @) _ \ \ (____ {
/ \ | (___ (O) \ \ _}___ \_
/ \ | {__ / ) \ ___/ \ \_
E \}---> __>\--I / \ __/ / \ \
(___\\ _/ ( / / } \
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_/ // / \\_ _ \___________/ ( () \ } \
____ _/ // / \ \ _ ( \ /\ / }
___(___ \_/ // { \ \_ \_/ ) /\ }
(______ _/ // } \ \__ \_____/ / } }
(______ / // \ \ \ \______________/ { } /
(_____/ (( \ ) \ ______ { / /
(/ \\ ) / _\_(_)___ \__________\ \/ /
/ \\ / / (_)_____ \ _/ /
{ ____ ___\\_/ / (_)_____ / /
/ ___(_)_ \_\ / (_)_____ __ / /
{===(_)____ \ /=========(_)___/ \______________/ /
{==(_)_____ } /===========] C | {
{ (_)____ ___} __/ } \ |________]
\ (_)__/ / _/ \\ _/_____________________|________[
} \/____/ \\_______/ / | @@ \
{ \______{ ()____|__________/ @@@ \
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/ \_______________/ / / \ [ }
/_________________________________/ / \ \ | \_/
[__________________________________]/ \ \| /
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|-----------(_)--(_)--(_)---------| / \______/ \____/
|---------------------------------|
Design : Zhao Tsu Tsu
------ xu...@cs.tu-berlin.de

DESCRIPTION OF TECHNICAL DATA :
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A : Mutlu(-Malak-Tsoghlan )
B : Unit B is available in four ( 4 ) options
a: Greek ( depicted above is only the
b: Armenian Greek,representing latest
c: Kurd technology and best,uncom-
d: Other promising quality )
C : Part C : 2-Turbo-Testicle-powered " Calabrian Cucumber " ( C.C )
( manufactured in Calabria, Greek-speaking part of South Italy )
Excellent Penetration Properties
Total Output Power = 15 MWatts
Average Frequency = 20 Hz ( Pumps In/Out per second )
Maximum Frequency = 35 Hz ( " " " " )
Length ~ 30 - 55 cm (varies with unit B option.
(Some Greek options ( Kephallonitican )
reach a maximum length of 65 cm !!! )

Erection Time = 3.3 - 7.3 s (again varies with unit B option )
Erection time is the time in which the Calabrian Cucumber
raises from a state of quiescence (perpendicular position,
inert,hanging,loose,flexible state ) to operation mode
( horizontal position, extremely tout and tense state ), by
conducting a 90 degrees upright rotation .
Again some Greek options ( Kephallonitican ) have an
Erection time of only 1.9 s !! In less than two seconds
the C.C stands up ready for operation !

C a: 2 Turbo Testicles - each powered with a vast number ( of the order
of ~ 10^12 ) of molecular-cell-size spermatogenic generators.
Meticulously designed and constructed, they constitute the latest
achievement in Biotechnology. They produce a high-pressure,high-
temperature viscous sperm fluid, extremely corrosive,that will
scorch and singe, wreak devastating havoc on Mutlu-Malak's inner
walls of his intestine, bowels, offal, oesophagus all the way up
to his larynx and throat ! This sperm fluid is ejaculated at high
velocity from the muzzle of the Calabrian Cucumber.

Average sperm fluid pressure = 177 Pa
" " " temperature = 137 C' ( degrees Celsius )
Maximum " " " = 151 C' ( " " )
Sperm fluid boiling point = 145 C'
" " coefficient of viscosity n = 4.5 ( dimensionless number-
n stands for the Greek letter eta.)
(in the Navier-Stokes equation for
viscous fluids )

C b: Protective layer of pubic hair for the two Turbo Testicles.
Do NOT EVER pluck out as this may cause malfunction of part C a
and the C.C

CAUTION :Always cover the C.C hermetically with a preservative before
------- use !! Mutlu is suspected to carry AIDS and Yeast Infection
viruses !! It is almost beyond doubt that he carries the very
rare but highly contagious PMS virus ( Permanent Menopause
Syndrome ), a mental disease that befells brain cells and
causes Delirium Tremens.Also recommended is to apply a lubricant
before use( in order to ensure a greater lifetime ).
Consult a specialist on venereal diseases at least once a month.
WASH AND RINSE THOROUGHLY AFTER OPERATION .

Notice :Part C has High Piercing Capability ( H.P.C )
------ You don't have to put Mutlu' pants down before use.Part C
will pierce even through the most coarse Turkish canvass cloth!
The C.C also is highly resistant and impervious to all crusti-
fied coprolithic fossils lying stratified along the surface of
Mutlu's internal intestine walls (Mutlu hardly ever uses toilet
paper as there is no such thing in the Hashish Banana Republic
Terkiyeki Chicken.For this purpose Mutlu allegedly used to apply
the auricular finger-completely unsuited ) . Due to a hi-tech
CAFLC ( Computer Aided Fuzzy Logic Control ) auto-compensation
mechanism the oscillation period of the C.C won't be disrupted
by high-pressure noxious gases ( esp. Methane and Sulfuric
Dioxide ) emanating from the opposite direction ( Mutlu's
stomach ) when/if Mutlu farts.

All questions regarding installation,service and spare parts for
the Calabrian Cucumber should be addressed to:
Nikos Gavrielatos
To Sixamevo Plasma
UCN...@UMUC.BITNET

D : 3-D stereo tone , 300 Watts ( !!! ) ( you need a stereo decoder )
E : A Silencer for suppressing Mutlu's obnoxious yelling is also provided.
F : Roller-base pedestal
G : Tracks for roller-base pedestal

INSTRUCTIONS FOR USE :
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Fasten Mutlu's sheep-herd's shoes onto supplied roller-base pedestal.
Then programme bionic unit B so that muzzle of the C.C enters into
Mutlu's anal orifice H. Then the bionic unit B will continue with
the full-automated operation. For best results make sure that the
muzzle of the C.C reaches Mutlu's oral aperture I.
' Lock, stock and barrel ' all the way up Mutlu-Malak's corass !!!

CAUTION:Mutlu allegedly has been taught Calculus at some obscure pilot
------- school in the Hashish Banana Republic "Terkiyeki Chicken ". So,
he might attempt to escape by flying away. Therefore, tie him
TIGHTLY and SECURELY onto the roller-base pedestal.

Some opinions about the bionic unit B and the Calabrian Cucumber C.C
by eminent members of the international academic community and other
well known personalities :

* Lord Archibald Tennyson, Member of the Royal Proctological Society ,
Dr.mult.h.c, Professor of Theoretical Proctology at Cambridge Un.,
the Private Proctologist of Her Majesty Queen Elisabeth the 2nd :
" Superb ! Peerless ! A major scientific breakthrough ! "

* Princess Diana : " Excellent ! I've always used it with Prince Charles
everytime he's led astray and tries to cheat on me. It's the best means
to make him return to the path of virtue and conjugal harmony. "

* Margaret Thatcher,the Iron Lady :" I've always used it with Dennis
when he was reluctant to wash the dishes after dinner and it always
worked.Even more efficient than a burning iron rod !!"

* Nikita Kolarov,Member of the USSR Academy of Sciences, Emeritus
Professor at the Research Section of Experimental Proctology at the
University of Novorossisk, (ex)USSR :" Revolutionary ! A Milestone
in the history of Mankind, comparable to the Great Socialist October
Revolution ! Had we developed it, we would have won the Cold War over
the West ! "

* Eddie Murphy, famous actor :" That's really great, man ! I think this
dude, Mutlu, a kind of turkey, is like blowing sour notes on the net,
and this bionic unit of the F&Kill-file is just the right cat to stuff
him up and get the net back on the groove, Jackson ! You dig, daddy-o ? "

* Clint Eastwood, ' Dirty Harry ': " This F&Kill-file, Mutlu-Punk,
is the most powerful Kill-file on the net. Go ahead, Turkey. Make
my day !!! "

* Shuyamoto Kolaraki,Professor of Robotic Peology and Proctology,
Tokyo University, Japan, Chairman of Kolaraki Corporation :" Even
by modest judgment, an innovation that exceeds all standards of
excellence and is light years ahead of its time. It will do away,
once and for all,with this hideous Turk. "

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For more information consult detailed instruction manual
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