an ocws comment on balut
Renowl
batjay: philippines
foreigner: ah, filipino. PARE!
batjay: inaanak ko bang anak mo?
foreigner: huh?
batjay: sorry just talking to myself. what's your question?
foreigner: what do you call that gross egg you like to eat?
batjay: betlog
foreigner: no. the one coming from the duck.
batjay: duck betlog
foreigner: no. the duck egg.
batjay: penoy
foreigner: penis?
batjay: penoy! penis! it's the same
foreigner: the one with the duck embryo inside
batjay: ah balut
foreigner: yes balut. why do you eat that gross shit?
batjay: kasi we understand that we have smaller dicks than the black man.
foreigner: i understand
batjay: ya! espesyali when we're in cold countries - it shrinks kasi.
foreigner: yes. so?
batjay: so, we eat balut to compensate. it makes our penis rock hard
foreigner: really?
batjay: yes. impak, you can make sampay the twalya!
foreigner: huh... and?
batjay:and we can make sirkus tambling-tambling in bed.
foreigner: wow. you gotta be kidding?
batjay: ya! you know my lolo. that's nothing for my lolo! (wala yan sa lolo ko)
foreigner: what?
batjay: ya! my grampader, senile olredi but still tinitigasan. not like you!
for more snappy answers, please go to:
1. AN OVERSEAS PINOY'S SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS
2. STILL MORE OVERSEAS PINOY'S SNAPPY ANSWERS TO STUPID QUESTIONS
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Orin Oríg
I am sorry to butt in again. I can't stay on my promise that I will just
lurk on SCF.
Anyway, Cousin Lucy . . . it is the major league baseball playoff again!
Orinello
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Renowl
low for your yuppie rich sensebilities. we common flips are soo low
sometimes with earthy humor .
Orin Oríg
Pinoy from Pinas are still using Viagra? Why can't they just eat plenty of
balut?
Then, why don't you recommend your balut to Andy Pettitte and Joe Girardi
who have difficulties with their erections. I heard these guys have turned
gays to test their virility.
Well, Cousin Lucy, what did I tell you? We are back on major league
baseball again.
Orinello
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Renowl
been seen by science later on to be to have some truth into it. maybe
something in egg is beneficial for your bone down there.
Orin Oríg
one who is so confident that your low Pinoy from Pinas cure works.
Now remember that you are the one who claims that balut is an aphrodisiac .
. . my question is why you, sleazy Pinoy from Pinas, still need to use
prescription Viagra when you have already the "balut" for your hard-ons.
Do you really want a real aphrodisiac from an American bakya like me? Then
. . . try orange zest in your booze. It works for me.
Now, Cousin Lucy, do you understand now why Sara Moulton and other chef from
the "Food Channel" use plenty of orange zest in their recipes?
Orinello
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Orin Oríg
I do not recommend, however, placing orange zest in your tea.
Orange zest in my tea makes me fall asleep.
Orinello
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tansong tumbaga
> A very typical Renowl post. So low and so dumbo.
>
> I am sorry to butt in again. I can't stay on my promise that I will just
> lurk on SCF.
>
> Anyway, Cousin Lucy . . . it is the major league baseball playoff again!
>
> Orinello
>
Don't lurk, I miss your posts.
Renowl
merrier
Renowl
some in scf etc etc.... if their life is not as polished as what you want it to
be then so be it. there are all kinds of pinoys all over the world.
heres some blogs from flips all over earth
http://www.durgaspeak.blogspot.com/
http://atesienna.pansitan.net/
http://titorolly.blogspot.com/
http://www.pinayexpat.com/ [ sylvia this is from germany]
there is more. pinoys from all over the planet from all kinds of backrounds.
rich,poor, a,b,c,d,e ,to z class[ if you are into that caste kind of thing].
i dont see what someone does or how much money they make have any bearing on
their contribution to society . if you think its low brow then thats your
opinion.
tansong tumbaga
> you sure? i remember he was kinda fixated on you. well anyway, the more the
> merrier
Well, because I am an ass and he knows it. I can't blame him one bit. He
is a creative guy, I like creative people. People like him needs a place
to howl. So do I.
Orin Oríg
Number one topic: "How To Enlarge Your Penis!"
Orinello
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Congenital Kano
his work in an interview. She comes to me and says, "I have to write a
report on this, and I don't understand it."
I read it, then reassured her: "The reason you can't understand it is
because it is gibberish. It's an artist trying to express his art in words.
If he could do that, he would be a writer or poet. Describing the sunset is
not seeing the sunset - a picture will convey that, not words." We settled
on the fact that I would translate the artist's words into plain English and
she would work with that. No "bombastic walking" or "illogicality of
intent."
We then got into a discussion of how academics complicate art in trying to
dissect it. I remember my first college creative writing class. I wrote
something simple along the lines of "A boy walks his black dog to school."
You should have seen the students cortort this. "I note the sexual tension,
the unspoken taboo alluded to." "An obvious allegory about white
suppression of proud black people."
I kept insisting, "No, it's about a boy walking a dog." I was told I didn't
really understand my own inner conflicts...
I don't know art, but I knows what I like Pig
tansong tumbaga
A boy walking a dog with a nice beautiful sunset in the background,
rendition is good, yes, that could bring emotional conflicts to people
who has 'em to begin with. What if you are at peace with yourself and
just plain find it beautiful! Say it, and that would be that.
Interesting, that you brought this up, academes have this tendency to
over explain because art is nothing more than beauty presented in a
unique fahsion, unique to the artist.
My youngest daughter was writing the same paper I believe, her teacher
wanted her to explain how artists was able to present perspective and
how Da Vinci was able to paint "realistically"...
People forget, camera obscura, yes, that is how, he started tracing
images using camera obscura, and he has a design of it in one of his books.
Something that is true, no matter what anyone says, sex is what drives
artists to do what they do, withou that sex, you would feel nothing from
the artwork. It might be good and impressive(skill) like some English
Romantic period artists, but you don't "feel" a thing. That my friend,
what is missing, SEX. The umph, the kick, the "sipa" like my dad always
says.
Renowl
heard about that 3 year old thats selling her artwork in the tens of thousands
of dollars? her medium is acrylic modern abstract
tansong tumbaga
What people failed to tell you "What is modern art abstract"? If you
don't know what it is, and can't tell whether it is good or bad: It must
be "Modern Art"!
For me, modern art is presenting something with a unique design, in
color or even black and white for that matter, it still requires that
"Sipa".
People like to "Magic" in explaining things, why? You like it? Then it
is art, you don't? Then it is a piece of trash. That is the only thing,
nothing else.
That 3 yr. old could be 5 or six now, watch her, if she does well as she
matures then the cost is worth the money, otherwise, the price of her
"Modern Art" will fall.
I know this, believe me.
Renowl
Toddling toward fame
4-YEAR-OLD'S WORKS ENCHANT ADULTS WHO PAY BIG MONEY
By Michelle York
New York Times
BINGHAMTON, N.Y. - The hottest new abstract artist in town has reason to
celebrate.
This summer, she went from selling her work in a coffee shop to having her own
gallery show.
After a local newspaper's feature on her, about 2,000 people came for opening
night. The gallery owner said it was his most successful show ever and
scheduled a second one for October.
The artist is Marla Olmstead. She is 4.
``I think Marla is as gifted as any child I've ever seen,'' said Anthony
Brunelli, the Fine Arts gallery owner in Binghamton, who is displaying Marla's
work. ``I don't think she's aware of what she's doing. I think it comes from
within.''
Marla uses bright acrylic paints, which she brushes, splatters and scrapes on
large canvases to create art that commands attention. She sometimes works on
one piece for days at a time. When she decides she is finished, she gives her
paintings titles like ``Dinosaur,'' or something reminiscent of a bedtime
monster.
Some say she is a prodigy. Some say she is just playing. Her parents said they
do not push her to paint or tell her how to do it, and they do not spend a
penny of her growing bank account.
Marla's father, Mark Olmstead, a manager of a Frito-Lay plant, was the first
artist in the house. ``You know how some parents put their kids in front of a
TV to keep them occupied?'' said Olmstead, an amateur painter. ``Well, I let
her paint, so I could paint.''
By age 3, Marla's paintings had caught the attention of a family friend who
wanted to display them in his coffee shop. When customers asked to buy Marla's
first large canvas painting, the artist's mother, Laura Olmstead, priced it
high, she thought, so it would not sell -- $250 -- because she had a
sentimental attachment to it. It sold the first day.
This spring, a friend of Brunelli's bought one, and brought it to him at the
Fine Arts gallery. Brunelli was drawn to Marla's work. Then the friend told him
the artist was a toddler.
``When I'm in Marla's presence, there's a weird little feeling 'cause I know
there's something inside this girl that many artists look for their whole lives
and never have,'' Brunelli said.
In all, Marla has sold 24 paintings totaling nearly $40,000. Her latest
paintings are selling for $6,000.
Laura Olmstead still gets teary-eyed when her daughter's work sells. She would
rather keep it herself. ``It's beautiful whatever your child does,'' she said.
email this print this
Renowl
heres her website of paintings.
http://www.marlaolmstead.com/marla_olmstead.html
shes really good. might be another mozart type in painting
tansong tumbaga
Like I said, I know how it is. Nuff said.
Dirty Sick Pig
> Something that is true, no matter what anyone says, sex is what drives
> artists to do what they do, withou that sex, you would feel nothing from
> the artwork. It might be good and impressive(skill) like some English
> Romantic period artists, but you don't "feel" a thing. That my friend,
> what is missing, SEX. The umph, the kick, the "sipa" like my dad always
> says.
Speak for yourself. When I do my connect-the-dots nudes, sex has
nothing to do with it. Who would blame me for my fascination with
dots?
DSP
Hopewell, VA motel
Dottie says "Hi!"
tansong tumbaga
I'd rather do it with a "Model" of course, Dottie would do well. Tell
her its time to pose.
Dirty Sick Pig
Hey, you saw the gago call "acrylic modern abstract" (whatever the
fuck that is) a "medium," and insists on calling the girl a "3 yr.
old" despite the article's title that starts with "4-Year-Old's..."
Be forwarned that you will lose lots more hair in this thread.
Pig
tansong tumbaga
>
> Hey, you saw the gago call "acrylic modern abstract" (whatever the
> fuck that is) a "medium," and insists on calling the girl a "3 yr.
> old" despite the article's title that starts with "4-Year-Old's..."
> Be forwarned that you will lose lots more hair in this thread.
>
> Pig
Yes, I decided to ignore that since some people do use those words
together, I've read some "Art critics" make the same mistake more than once.
Yes, I am losing my hair. Jackson Pollack is always the one being
emulated by a lot of abstract painters, I can't blame them, it is
exciting. But really, it is the interplay of colors and design that
causes one to stare at it and call it beautiful.
I also emulated him during the 60s, I was nine.
Renowl
tansong tumbaga
> did you sell em for a couple of grand?
Sold it but my dad set the price.
My cousin at 13 won a great number of awards for his prints, yes, we are
a family of artists, now, he sells stocks/bonds and foreign exchange in
Toronto, wouldn't even touch paint!
That is why I said, watch this young artist, the reason why it sells for
so much money because people are speculating that she would be a big
factor in the art world years from now and her early works would go even
higher if that happens.
If it didn't, the price would drop to a dime a dozen, hows that for a
cliche'?
Congenital Kano
"tansong tumbaga" <ta...@hindiginto.ito> wrote in message
Problem is, your work only really appreciates when you die. Because I lub
you, I will neber buy your artwork for speculation...
Live long and prosper Pig
tansong tumbaga
>
> Problem is, your work only really appreciates when you die. Because I lub
> you, I will neber buy your artwork for speculation...
>
> Live long and prosper Pig
>
>
And on't you dare buy my artwork, since last I sold one, it is for
$20.00 of course, it is a basket of onions, with a twist. 12x12 oil on
canvas. It looks good, but I gave my artwork away, mostly.
Renowl
to cut off her left ear, turn paris hilton or do something bizarre
Dirty Sick Pig
Buy and keep on buying! I'll guarantee appreciation one dark, stormy night.
VelvetPaintingsCollectorPig
tansong tumbaga
Elvis lives!!!
tansong tumbaga
> maybe its the novelty thingie. anyway if she want undying fame she ought
> to cut off her left ear, turn paris hilton or do something bizarre
I told you how it is, there is nothing else there, people buy to
speculate, and that kid could be worth more. I am sure she would continue.
Artshock
>
> ``I think Marla is as gifted as any child I've ever seen,'' said
Anthony
> Brunelli, the Fine Arts gallery owner in Binghamton, who is
displaying Marla's
> work. ``I don't think she's aware of what she's doing. I think it
comes from
> within.''
>
> Marla uses bright acrylic paints, which she brushes, splatters and
scrapes on
> large canvases to create art that commands attention. She sometimes
works on
> one piece for days at a time. When she decides she is finished, she
gives her
> paintings titles like ``Dinosaur,'' or something reminiscent of a
bedtime
> monster.
here some more on young kids stuff
>
here are some individual sites
http://www.jennyiospa.com
http://www.dantelambart.com
and also galleries
http://www.kidsart.org.uk/cms/view.php?id=400&startfrom=171
http://www.naturalchild.org/gallery/