Joke about Filipino immigrants to the USA

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I heard this joke from a U.S. High school classmate back in the late
70s:

Tootong wanted to be a US citizen and had an appointment with an INS
examiner.

INS examiner: "Ok, in order for you to become a US citizen, you
have to answer this question."

Tootong: "Yes, sir."

INS examiner: "I want you to use the following words in sentences."
"The words are: deduct,
defense, defeat, and detail."

Tootong: "Oo, tat is berry easy, Da duck jumped ober da fence,
pirst Da Feet, then Da Tail".