"Intrepid" <tickle.my.fancy...@gmail.com> wrote in message

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>      MAHANOY CITY, Pa. (Rueters) -- The
> world's greatest discoverer is D-E-A-D.
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>         Ed Conrad, a modern rendition of
> both Galileo and Copernicus (but a whole
> lot smarter), suddenly passed away in
> agony earlier today after eating a slice
> of Humble Pie at lunch.
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> The missing slice (see photo) is the one that killed Our Hero.
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> http://diapersanddivinity.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/humblepie.png
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>         "Whether Ed choked or was poisoned,
> we can't  say yet," a Schuylkill County detective
> told Sean "Ins" Hannity of Fox News. "All we
> know is that Ed Conrad is now art in Heaven."
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>        An investigation is currently underway
> which will be rather difficult because Ed had
> no known enemies except for those vested-
> interest "Bumble-Brains" -- Establishment
> kowtowers -- who have long masqueraded
> as "honest scientists."
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>       Conrad, who many in science havelong
> considered a Looney Tune, had discovered
> petrified human remains between anthracite
> veins that prove beyond the shadow of a
> doubt that the theory of man's evolution is
> a farce because man is as old as coal..
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> MAN AS OLD AS COAL
> http://groups.google.com/group/alt.fan.ed-conrad/msg/522305f02e955b66
> http://www.edconrad.com
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>       If that weren't enough, the Ignorant Prick
> then came up with the undeniable scientific
> evidence that you don't die when you're dead
> -- and that the Supreme Bean is a very nice
> Guy, even though we can't see His face
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> http://www.edconrad.org
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>      This is a recent FBI file photo of Ed (and
> I'm sure we all agree that he looks like a dead
> ringer for a young, handsome Clark Gable).
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> http://www.edconrad.com/pics/Dartboard.jpg
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>       Incidently, TMZ, when reporting Ed's
> obituary, noted that Penn State University
> plans to erect a huge bronze statue of Ed
> on the very same spot where Joe Paterno's
> once stood.
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> THESE CRAPPY POEMS WERE FOUND IN ED'S  POCKET
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> <  GREAT BALLS OF FIRE
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> Ed's dead, you said!
> I hope it's true!
> It's time for celebration.
> He's squeezed our balls
> 'Til black and blue
> And I've run out of medication.
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> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/72/The_scrotum071007.jpg
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> <    CRIME IN RHYME
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> Evolutionists, their interests SO vested,
> And Poor Truth, for too long molested
> Their deceit and deception
> Near the point of perfection
> If it were my call, they'd ALL be arrested.
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> <     TRUTH SERUM
> All hail to those Scoundrels of Science
> Denying truth with incredible defiance
> Their crap they just love
> But, of it, they can shove
> Truth surely isn't one of their clients.
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> <     TERSE VERSE
> Pleae excuse me for being SO brash
> Calling the Theory of Evolution trash
> Even the peudos know well
> That their game's but a shell
> And soon we can expect it to crash.
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> <       NAP TIME
> If physical anthropologists smelled like a rose,
> We'd have no reason to clothespin our nose.
> But when their integrity is lacking
> And Truth has been sent packing
> We can either fight them or continue to doze.
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> <        SMELLS LIKE HELL
> The pseudos, right at home in the sewers
> Seeking truth, they're don't-ers, not do-ers.
> May they go to their grave
> With a giant stinkin' wave
> PHEW! Their stench will linger past New Year's
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> <    MANY VERMIN IN HALLS OF LEARNIN'
> Look what's happened to our Halls of Learnin'
> Additional proof that they're filled with vermin.
> Ed's keeps putting nails in their coffin
> They try like hell but just can't stop 'im.
> They're scared stiff, which is why they're squirmin'
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> <      MOANS OF CLONES
> As expected, they'll be more grunts and groans
> Whenever they're challenged by petrified bones
> The pseudos, sure know
> That their theory ain't so
> Yet detest when called Establishment Clones
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> <      PEST FEST
> The anthros, with interests so vested
> And Poor Truth, for so long detested.
> Their deceit and deception
> Near the point of perfection
> Their integrity? Supremely infested!